Shining Kirby: NO FAIR!!!!
Zell2Vivi: What?
Shining Kirby: I got one of the highest scores in my class!!!!
Zell2Vivi: And???
Shining Kirby: Someone got higher than me!!!!
Zell2Vivi: So?
Shining Kirby: Whatever. You wouldn't understand. Anyway, I don't own
Kirby, Zelda, Resident Evil, or Ni-Kaabi.
Chapter 2: A bow to pick with ya!
We find our hero (?), Kirby, lying asleep on a large bed.
We then find Link sleeping. Lets take a peek at his dreams.
??: You are the instrument. You will fail your mission if you do not protect him.. protect him...protect him...
Link:AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link wakes up in a pool of his own sweat. Kirby then walks in.
Kirby: What the hell was that?! You almost broke my glass of water!!!
Link: I had a horrible dream!!! A strange, disembodied voice spoke to me, then I saw this ugly looking monster that reminded me of Nemesis from Resident Evil 3!!
Kirby: Whatever. Wake me up again and you won't ever see tomorrow.
Later that night, we see Ni-Kaabi rolling around in bed, looking terrified.
??: You are the not-that-important sidekick. You do have a purpose, though. I just don't know what the hell it is. Good luck....Good luck....Good luck...
Ni-Kaabi: AUGH!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT MY MIDNIGHT SNACK!!!!!!
In the distance...
Kirby: what the hell!
Link:what?!
Kirby: i don't know, maybe the fact that you keep Screaming Like A Girl!!!!
Someone: i saw that movie!
Link: Shut Up!
whap!
bang!
Kirby: what's that?
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
shhhhh..TWANG!
Kirby goes flying past Ni-Kaabi's doorway.
CRASH!!!!
Link: GET BACK HERE YOU BASTERD!!!
Kirby: Take this!
Ni-Kaabi hears an inhaling sound, then a swallowing sound.
Kirby: HAHA!!!
Link: What the..
SLICE!!!
A sword beam slices past Ni-Kaabi's doorway.
Link: Augh!!! My hair!! You'll pay!!! DIE!!!!
SLICE!!!!
Kirby: My hat!!!! Die!!!
Link: You say it with less feeling.
Kirby: Oh. DAY!!!!I MEAN DEY!!!! GOD, I MEAN DYE!!!!!!
Ni-Kaabi: Oh, my gosh. I totally forgotten that I'm hungry!
Ni-Kaabi takes the secret entrance he build.
The next morning...
Link: PINK!!!
Kirby: STOOPID BLONDE!!!
Link: SHORT!!!!
Kirby: TOON-SHADED!!!!
Link: AT LEAST I'VE GOT MORE GAMES!!!!
Kirby: AT LEAST I'VE GOT A SHOW!!!!
Metaknight: Stop it. BOTH OF YOU!!!
Silence.
Metaknight: Now, it's obvious you've forgotten about your mission. You will find it out. Now, go find a Gorgon trader. Oh, and to settle this argument, at least I'm named after a way of life, like the Omish or something.
Shining Kirby: Well, whatever. Now that I'm all cracked up, I'll write more next week, in the next chapter: "Green Guy in Tights"
Chapter 2: A bow to pick with ya!
We find our hero (?), Kirby, lying asleep on a large bed.
We then find Link sleeping. Lets take a peek at his dreams.
??: You are the instrument. You will fail your mission if you do not protect him.. protect him...protect him...
Link:AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link wakes up in a pool of his own sweat. Kirby then walks in.
Kirby: What the hell was that?! You almost broke my glass of water!!!
Link: I had a horrible dream!!! A strange, disembodied voice spoke to me, then I saw this ugly looking monster that reminded me of Nemesis from Resident Evil 3!!
Kirby: Whatever. Wake me up again and you won't ever see tomorrow.
Later that night, we see Ni-Kaabi rolling around in bed, looking terrified.
??: You are the not-that-important sidekick. You do have a purpose, though. I just don't know what the hell it is. Good luck....Good luck....Good luck...
Ni-Kaabi: AUGH!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT MY MIDNIGHT SNACK!!!!!!
In the distance...
Kirby: what the hell!
Link:what?!
Kirby: i don't know, maybe the fact that you keep Screaming Like A Girl!!!!
Someone: i saw that movie!
Link: Shut Up!
whap!
bang!
Kirby: what's that?
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
shhhhh..TWANG!
Kirby goes flying past Ni-Kaabi's doorway.
CRASH!!!!
Link: GET BACK HERE YOU BASTERD!!!
Kirby: Take this!
Ni-Kaabi hears an inhaling sound, then a swallowing sound.
Kirby: HAHA!!!
Link: What the..
SLICE!!!
A sword beam slices past Ni-Kaabi's doorway.
Link: Augh!!! My hair!! You'll pay!!! DIE!!!!
SLICE!!!!
Kirby: My hat!!!! Die!!!
Link: You say it with less feeling.
Kirby: Oh. DAY!!!!I MEAN DEY!!!! GOD, I MEAN DYE!!!!!!
Ni-Kaabi: Oh, my gosh. I totally forgotten that I'm hungry!
Ni-Kaabi takes the secret entrance he build.
The next morning...
Link: PINK!!!
Kirby: STOOPID BLONDE!!!
Link: SHORT!!!!
Kirby: TOON-SHADED!!!!
Link: AT LEAST I'VE GOT MORE GAMES!!!!
Kirby: AT LEAST I'VE GOT A SHOW!!!!
Metaknight: Stop it. BOTH OF YOU!!!
Silence.
Metaknight: Now, it's obvious you've forgotten about your mission. You will find it out. Now, go find a Gorgon trader. Oh, and to settle this argument, at least I'm named after a way of life, like the Omish or something.
Shining Kirby: Well, whatever. Now that I'm all cracked up, I'll write more next week, in the next chapter: "Green Guy in Tights"