ShiningKirby: Hey, kids. Procrastinating for months gets you nowhere. Just
remember that.
Ooo.yeah..as for copyrights, the only new one is that Viewtiful Joe is copyright Capcom.
Chapter 3: Green Guy in Tights
Kirby: I'm bored. Hey, Chainlink, why don't you do that spinny trick again. It looks funny.
Link: Why the Hell should I?
Kirby: Because if you don't you won't see your hair ever again.
Link: Ah. Well, if you cut off my beautiful golden hair, I'll pop you like a ballon!
Kirby: OOOOKKKAAYY..
Ni-Kaabi: Hey! Where's my face time!?
Kirby: Rememver? You're the not that important side kick! So, I kick you on the side!
Kirby kicks Ni-Kaabi.
Ni-Kaabi: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR??!!?! YOU ARE SO DEAD, YOU BASTRD!!!!
Metaknight: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND STOP USING THOSE FUCKING FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!
Everyone: O_O...
Kirby starts singing Faint
Kirby: I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard.
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Kirby:.Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored!
Kirby starts singing so loud that Metabee falls out of his mouth.
Metabee: That's it, foo! I'm gonna kill you!
Kirby: Oh, yeah, foo? I'magonna kick your candy ass!
Metabee: Oh, foo? Then I'magonna hafta run like a little schoo gurl and just leave behind this jewel!
Metabee screams like a little schoolgirl and runs away. As he runs, he drops something, and Kirby picks it up.
Some kind of happy music plays.
Announcer: You got the Meta-Crystal! Use it's powers to use the Metabee power whenever you want! Just stick it on you jewel band! But, you don't have a jewel band, so I'll give you one!
A rubber-like object falls on Kirby's head.
Announcer: You got the jewel band! Use it to use jewels!
Kirby attaches the jewel band to his wrist.
Kirby: Now where, Metaknight?
Metaknight: You must now go to the realm of the Movies, and find the Viewtiful jewel, but first..
Metaknight lifts up a hand at Link, and Link slowly turns into a jewel.
Metaknight: I give you the Cel-Jewel.
Kirby: Cel?
Metaknight: This is an auto-jewel, which will activate whenever needed. It activates when you are in a cel-shaded world.
Kirby: Isn't this a..
Metaknight: since you were with Link most of the time, it didn't matter. Oh, and Ni-Kaabi, you must stay here until Kirby gets 5000 jewels.
N-K: Why?
Metaknight: SHUT UP! Anywho, I leave you to find the way to the Movie World.
Kirby: Can't you give me some poor Mexican clue?
Metaknight: A distant relative of the Jewel-Carrier lives in this realm. On top of some tower. They are related only by spandex.
Kirby: Ah. Well, see ya Ni-Kaabi, I'm off to find spandex!
After Kirby leaves...
Ni-Kaabi: He's doomed, isn't he?
Metaknight: Yup. Hours Later...
Kirby: God! If only there were some what to cross these Islands without puffing up!
???: You! Posseser of the Cel-Jewel!
Kirby looks behind him to find a red lion boat.
Red lion boat: Yes, doofus, over here.
Kirby: Huh?
Red lion boat: Get on.
Kirby: But your.like.possessed.
Rlb: No, I'm not possesed. I'm the King of the Red Lions!
Kirby is listening to a Linkin Park CD.
KotRL: LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!
Kirby: Yes, Master Red Lion under the Great Kings!
MRLUtGK: Yes..whatever.. Months later, Kirby sees a tower.
Kirby: That's it! I don't need you!
Kirby jumps off the KotRL.
King: Wait! If you leave me alone, then Cyclone..
???: Eheheheheh!
King: Augh!!!!
At the tower...
Kirby: Aw, crap! Mopre climbing? Wait! I've got the Meta-Jewel!
Kirby uses the Meta-Jewel, and get's his Machine-Gun arm!
Kirby starts shooting at the base of the tower. The tower slowly comes to the ground.
Tingle: Who dares destroy Tingle Tower?
Knuckle: Aw, Crap! You know how long it took me to build this?!
Kirby interchanges his Machinegun into a human hand and fingers Knuckle.
Kirby's hand changes back to a Kirby hand.
Kirby: OK, tights. Werd on the street is that you know how to get to the movie world. Thell me what do you know, or else.
Kirby's hand changes to a plasma rifle. Kirby points it at Knuckle.
Kirby: You want your bro to live.don't you?
Tingle: No. Go ahead and kill him. He's a pain in the ass.
Kirby shoots Knuckle's head off.
Tingle and Co.: Woohoo!
Kirby points the plasma rifle at Tingle.
Kirby: Your next. After this song.
Kirby's remaining are changes to a surround sound stereo with giant subwoofers.
Radio: Now, for Somewhere I Belong..
Song: #guitar# I was confused. I had nuthin to say, I get lost in the nuthinness inside of me..
Kirby's arm changes back.
Kirby: OK, you want to heal, don't you? Then you've got Nothing to say. Otherwise, the only place you'll belong is on an Autopsy Table.
Tingle: OK, Ok. All you have to do is go to a screening of "Captain Blue" at a $0.50 Movie.
Kirby: Sounds Easy. Where is it screening?
Tingle: Windfall Island Theater. There used to be some game house there, but that guy is so huge in business that he has games all over the sea.
Kirby: To WIT!
What will happen when Kirby gets to the Movie theaters? What happened to the KotRL? What are these jewels for anyway? Find out some of these answers when I get my own Copy of Viewtiful Joe! The nest title should be..
Of Spandex and Vs.
Till then.Tata.
Shining Kirby: Well, that was fun. I can't wait till Viewtiful Joe, Kirby's Air Ride, and Bionicle come out!
Ooo.yeah..as for copyrights, the only new one is that Viewtiful Joe is copyright Capcom.
Chapter 3: Green Guy in Tights
Kirby: I'm bored. Hey, Chainlink, why don't you do that spinny trick again. It looks funny.
Link: Why the Hell should I?
Kirby: Because if you don't you won't see your hair ever again.
Link: Ah. Well, if you cut off my beautiful golden hair, I'll pop you like a ballon!
Kirby: OOOOKKKAAYY..
Ni-Kaabi: Hey! Where's my face time!?
Kirby: Rememver? You're the not that important side kick! So, I kick you on the side!
Kirby kicks Ni-Kaabi.
Ni-Kaabi: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR??!!?! YOU ARE SO DEAD, YOU BASTRD!!!!
Metaknight: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND STOP USING THOSE FUCKING FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!
Everyone: O_O...
Kirby starts singing Faint
Kirby: I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard.
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Kirby:.Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored!
Kirby starts singing so loud that Metabee falls out of his mouth.
Metabee: That's it, foo! I'm gonna kill you!
Kirby: Oh, yeah, foo? I'magonna kick your candy ass!
Metabee: Oh, foo? Then I'magonna hafta run like a little schoo gurl and just leave behind this jewel!
Metabee screams like a little schoolgirl and runs away. As he runs, he drops something, and Kirby picks it up.
Some kind of happy music plays.
Announcer: You got the Meta-Crystal! Use it's powers to use the Metabee power whenever you want! Just stick it on you jewel band! But, you don't have a jewel band, so I'll give you one!
A rubber-like object falls on Kirby's head.
Announcer: You got the jewel band! Use it to use jewels!
Kirby attaches the jewel band to his wrist.
Kirby: Now where, Metaknight?
Metaknight: You must now go to the realm of the Movies, and find the Viewtiful jewel, but first..
Metaknight lifts up a hand at Link, and Link slowly turns into a jewel.
Metaknight: I give you the Cel-Jewel.
Kirby: Cel?
Metaknight: This is an auto-jewel, which will activate whenever needed. It activates when you are in a cel-shaded world.
Kirby: Isn't this a..
Metaknight: since you were with Link most of the time, it didn't matter. Oh, and Ni-Kaabi, you must stay here until Kirby gets 5000 jewels.
N-K: Why?
Metaknight: SHUT UP! Anywho, I leave you to find the way to the Movie World.
Kirby: Can't you give me some poor Mexican clue?
Metaknight: A distant relative of the Jewel-Carrier lives in this realm. On top of some tower. They are related only by spandex.
Kirby: Ah. Well, see ya Ni-Kaabi, I'm off to find spandex!
After Kirby leaves...
Ni-Kaabi: He's doomed, isn't he?
Metaknight: Yup. Hours Later...
Kirby: God! If only there were some what to cross these Islands without puffing up!
???: You! Posseser of the Cel-Jewel!
Kirby looks behind him to find a red lion boat.
Red lion boat: Yes, doofus, over here.
Kirby: Huh?
Red lion boat: Get on.
Kirby: But your.like.possessed.
Rlb: No, I'm not possesed. I'm the King of the Red Lions!
Kirby is listening to a Linkin Park CD.
KotRL: LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!
Kirby: Yes, Master Red Lion under the Great Kings!
MRLUtGK: Yes..whatever.. Months later, Kirby sees a tower.
Kirby: That's it! I don't need you!
Kirby jumps off the KotRL.
King: Wait! If you leave me alone, then Cyclone..
???: Eheheheheh!
King: Augh!!!!
At the tower...
Kirby: Aw, crap! Mopre climbing? Wait! I've got the Meta-Jewel!
Kirby uses the Meta-Jewel, and get's his Machine-Gun arm!
Kirby starts shooting at the base of the tower. The tower slowly comes to the ground.
Tingle: Who dares destroy Tingle Tower?
Knuckle: Aw, Crap! You know how long it took me to build this?!
Kirby interchanges his Machinegun into a human hand and fingers Knuckle.
Kirby's hand changes back to a Kirby hand.
Kirby: OK, tights. Werd on the street is that you know how to get to the movie world. Thell me what do you know, or else.
Kirby's hand changes to a plasma rifle. Kirby points it at Knuckle.
Kirby: You want your bro to live.don't you?
Tingle: No. Go ahead and kill him. He's a pain in the ass.
Kirby shoots Knuckle's head off.
Tingle and Co.: Woohoo!
Kirby points the plasma rifle at Tingle.
Kirby: Your next. After this song.
Kirby's remaining are changes to a surround sound stereo with giant subwoofers.
Radio: Now, for Somewhere I Belong..
Song: #guitar# I was confused. I had nuthin to say, I get lost in the nuthinness inside of me..
Kirby's arm changes back.
Kirby: OK, you want to heal, don't you? Then you've got Nothing to say. Otherwise, the only place you'll belong is on an Autopsy Table.
Tingle: OK, Ok. All you have to do is go to a screening of "Captain Blue" at a $0.50 Movie.
Kirby: Sounds Easy. Where is it screening?
Tingle: Windfall Island Theater. There used to be some game house there, but that guy is so huge in business that he has games all over the sea.
Kirby: To WIT!
What will happen when Kirby gets to the Movie theaters? What happened to the KotRL? What are these jewels for anyway? Find out some of these answers when I get my own Copy of Viewtiful Joe! The nest title should be..
Of Spandex and Vs.
Till then.Tata.
Shining Kirby: Well, that was fun. I can't wait till Viewtiful Joe, Kirby's Air Ride, and Bionicle come out!