"Fuck That Fucking Tofu!" ^_^
Rating: R. Just damn you all. *sticks out tongue*
Challenge: A short conversation between Kenshin and Kaoru that must contain the giggle word: Fuck. Yes, Fuck is a giggle word. Although I like George Carlin's routine about the word fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
By Sephira jo (contact sephirajo@yahoo.com)
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Kaoru walked through the market place, glad to be side by side with her Kenshin. Recently healed from the wounds inflicted by Enishi, he seemed to walk a little stiffer, but Kaoru was just glad he was up. And for the most part, out of the insane amount of bandages Megumi had plastered on him. Most of which the young girl was convinced he didn't need at all. Megumi just wanted time with Kenshin and a good excuse to get him to remove his clothing. En masse.
Kaoru scowled. The other woman certainly knew how to get on her nerves. But, on the bright side at least she was out with Kenshin. Even if it was just shopping for the ingredients for dinner. Tofu had never interested her before Kenshin came into her life, that was for sure. Yep. So many different kinds of tofu. Lots and lots of tofu.
"Kaoru. . ." A voice whispered in her ear. She almost didn't hear it, so engrossed was she in the marvels of tofu.
Kaoru looked up curious, to find Kenshin's face only a hairbreadth from her own. Wait a minute, had he finally dropped the -dono crap? Almost two years of living with the man and he had taken the hint! Yes! Kaoru looked up at Kenshin lovingly, staring at his eyes. His golden eyes. What the fu–-
"Kenshin?" she asked quietly, not rasing her voice above a soft hiss of breath.
"Kaoru," he answered simply, "There's something I want to do to you."
"What's that?"
"Kaoru. . ."
"Yeeesss. . ."
"I want to. . ."
"Yes??"
"I want to. . ."
"Kenshin!" What did he want, some different kind of tofu? Maybe some miracle tofu that even she could cook, "What? Do you want some tofu?"
Kenshin got wide eyed for a moment and almost went chibi on her. Then he laughed, "No Kaoru, I don't want any more tofu."
"Why not, what's wrong with tofu?"
"Nothing's wrong with tofu, in fact I like tofu very, very much. But, right now, I don't want any tofu, right now I want-"
"Kenshin! If you didn't want any tofu then why did you drag me out to the market place! First you want something, then you don't!"
Kenshin grabbed her hand, "Kaoru."
"What?!"
"Fuck the fucking tofu and lets go home and fuck."
Oh. Kaoru smiled, "Okay."
They went home and made hot monkey love. Kenshin Style.
The Fucking End.
Or is it?
Yeah, I think it is.
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