DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Lord of the Rings; Tolkien Enterprises does
(and also owns all related The Lord of the Rings characters as well - not
counting Kaia, Gala, and Natly).
A/N: I know this has been done a lot, but it is fun to do anyway! And also, this is based on the movies and the books, not just the movies and not just the books. I'm sorry this chappy is so short! I had it longer, but I deleted some stuff that is so unrealistic. Really!
Middle Earth's Mistresses
Chapter Two
"My feet hurt," Kaia complained.
"Here's an idea," I said, "Kill two birds with one stone: Rest your feet and your mouth."
"How am I supposed to eat if I'm resting my mouth?" Kaia screeched. "It's lunch break here, people!"
"Then eat, don't talk." Pippin told her. He'd taken a liking to me, and was a good friend. I supposed.
Kaia crinkled her nose (something she'd gotten from me), and swallowed some soup.
* * *
Once we'd stopped for the day, I had an idea. "Who wants to learn a game called, 'Charades?' " I asked. "Kaia, Gala, and I will teach it to whoever wants to learn."
Gandalf, the four hobbits, Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn wanted to learn. Only Boromir did not.
"Come on, Boromir!" Pippin cried. "This sounds fun!"
Boromir sighed. "Alright then, little hobbit." He sighed, walked over to us, and ruffled Pippin's hair. "Teach us how to play, and we will play."
Once Gala, Kaia, and I had taught everyone how to play, I went first.
I sat like Gollum sat, slipped one of my many rings off of one of my fingers, and stroked it, pretending to murmur to myself.
Gandalf guessed Gollum, and got to go next.
Kaia guessed who Gandalf was, and pretended to be me.
Gala got that one, and did her imitation of Galadriel possessed by the Ring. Even though only Gala, Kaia, and I knew who she was, everyone laughed.
A/N: I know this has been done a lot, but it is fun to do anyway! And also, this is based on the movies and the books, not just the movies and not just the books. I'm sorry this chappy is so short! I had it longer, but I deleted some stuff that is so unrealistic. Really!
Middle Earth's Mistresses
Chapter Two
"My feet hurt," Kaia complained.
"Here's an idea," I said, "Kill two birds with one stone: Rest your feet and your mouth."
"How am I supposed to eat if I'm resting my mouth?" Kaia screeched. "It's lunch break here, people!"
"Then eat, don't talk." Pippin told her. He'd taken a liking to me, and was a good friend. I supposed.
Kaia crinkled her nose (something she'd gotten from me), and swallowed some soup.
* * *
Once we'd stopped for the day, I had an idea. "Who wants to learn a game called, 'Charades?' " I asked. "Kaia, Gala, and I will teach it to whoever wants to learn."
Gandalf, the four hobbits, Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn wanted to learn. Only Boromir did not.
"Come on, Boromir!" Pippin cried. "This sounds fun!"
Boromir sighed. "Alright then, little hobbit." He sighed, walked over to us, and ruffled Pippin's hair. "Teach us how to play, and we will play."
Once Gala, Kaia, and I had taught everyone how to play, I went first.
I sat like Gollum sat, slipped one of my many rings off of one of my fingers, and stroked it, pretending to murmur to myself.
Gandalf guessed Gollum, and got to go next.
Kaia guessed who Gandalf was, and pretended to be me.
Gala got that one, and did her imitation of Galadriel possessed by the Ring. Even though only Gala, Kaia, and I knew who she was, everyone laughed.