Cell Attacks Phantom Books
By: Kelly M. Maraglia
"What do you mean my special order isn't in yet?!" An extremely rude customer screamed.
"I don't want to deal with you! Is anyone ELSE working?!" An old witch yelled.
"That romance section is AWFUL! Why are you sending back these books?" Another bitchy customer screamed.
A young bookseller, named Keelia, wanted to take a bazooka and show these customers what they could do with their complaints. Unfortunately, she didn't have the heart. Being human, she could not bring herself to take a life. It was either that or she couldn't afford a bazooka on her bookselling salary.
Keelia was about to go ballistic when the special order customer disappeared. Then the old witch seemed to melt to the floor. Keelia looked up in horror to see the hideous monster Cell, in his imperfect form, drain the life out of the last customer. Cell turned his bug eyes on Keelia next. She gulped, took a step backwards, and then...she woke up.
"Only a dream, phew!" Keelia caught her breath and thought over her dream.
"Wow. Cell killed my least three favorite customers. Thanks Cell!" Keelia smiled. ^_^
The End
Author's note: This was a revenge story that I had to write for my sanity's sake. ^_^ Customers can be very evil. ^_^