Disclaimer that I forgot in the first chapter: I do not own Fruits Basket,
or X-files, or Speed Racer, Pokemon or the other animes/shows/songs
mentioned in this fan fic. As Jhonen Vasquez said, "Don't sue me, I'm
funny" Though, I DEEPLY REGRET to admit I do own the alien probing
comment..
As Yuki and Haru went up the stairs, Shigure came down. Of course he was giggling like a school girl from seeing Yuki and Haru going up the stairs like that. He sat down at the table where an even surlier than normal looking Scully sat.
"Why so glum?" Shigure asked.
"Can I use your phone yet?" Scully mumbled.
"Well, I would except your partner severed the phone line so you couldn't call." Shigure pointed to the cut phone line with an annoyed look and went on a rant about people breaking his house.
Scully on the other hand was fitting a look to kill. She stomped into the TV room where Mulder was watching Hellsing, and Momiji was cowering behind him. "It's a government cover up! Integra is eeeeevvvvviiiil, those newscasters so have a right to uncover the truth!" Mulder was muttering to himself.
"Mulder, you cut the phone cord?! Now we have to find somewhere else to call!" Scully said glaring at him.
Momiji stared at Scully with big watery eyes. He then hollered, "is it true you're going to run tests on me?. But I'm not very good at school work!"
Scully made a face at the little boy, but didn't want to provoke him. He might become a fearsome rabbit at anytime.. Instead she walked to Mulder and poked him in the side of the head. "Is there a reason we're here?"
"Yes, I'm doing research on the alien's living habits." Mulder said still staring at the TV blankly.
Scully saw she wasn't going to get much out of Mulder till he was darn good and ready to do something. With this she went back to the kitchen and asked Shigure if he had a room she could take a nap in. Between giddy Otaku Mulder and bunny-boy, she was exhausted. He told her to go take the guest room (aka Tohru's old room) Scully walked in and noticed the bright pink bed. She shuddered at the cheery atmosphere, and then laid down on the bed and snoozed.
While Scully had been poking Mulder's head like a marshmallow, Ayame had come to Shigure's house! He was bored and decided there was nothing better to do than bug his little brother. When he found out from Shigure Yuki was, uh, busy, they decided to play. the in my pants game! (Not in my pants, just in my pants. Just add the phrase "in my pants" after every thing you say!)
"Oh Aya, I love it when you visit in my pants." Shigure said, batting his eyes as sparkly things floated in the background.
"Thank you Gure-san.. There's no place I'd rather be in my pants." Ayame said, sparklies flying behind him as well.
Shigure grinned widely, "I've been so restless lately without you in my pants."
Ayame was trying hard not to break out laughing, "Yes I know. It's just I haven't had time to visit. So many customers need the services in my pants."
Shigure, "heehee, yes well, I understand as well. My editor has been going nuts in my pants. She keeps begging for the novel in my pants.."
"I think your editor is way too uptight. She needs to have some fun in my pants." Ayame said starting to giggle uncontrollably.
Shigure also started to laugh like a madman, "She told me she needs to have some fun in my pants."
The laughing from downstairs had grown progressively louder, and woke Scully up. She went down the stairs, still scowling. She got to the bottom and glared at Shigure and Aya with a look that would've stopped a charging rhino. She cleared her throat to get their attention.
"Oh hello there in my pants." Shigure said still giggling.
Ayame's face light up as his eyes fell on Scully, "Well who's this beauty, would you like to play in my pants?"
Scully's eyes widened at Ayame, obviously not understanding this game. She walked over to him stiffly.
*WHUNK* Scully punched Ayame. Lucky for Ayame she must have sensed the over whelming sissyness, for she didn't hit him very hard. It could've qualified at a tap really. Of course this didn't stop Ayame from screeching like a 4 year old girl; or a Momiji.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE HIT MY FACE! My beautiful face!" he held onto his face where Scully had whacked him.
"Oh for god's sakes I barely-" Scully started staring at him when she was cut off.
"IT'S HOOOORRIBLE!"
"I'm going back to bed" Scully said heading back up, wondering if they hadn't really run into a mental ward.
"Actually. that could've been worse. she could've hit my hair.." Ayame said cuddling his hair protectively.
Kyou darted down the stairs looking around. "Are those agents gone yet? I need to unbury those cd's.." Kyou looked into the living room where Mulder was watching anime like a giddy little kid. "AAAAIEEEEEEEEE" Kyou screeched and ran back up the stairs.
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While all this mess of goo between the characters was happening, Yuki and Haru were *ahem* busy upstairs (and because we know you are just a nosey little monster, and because I love Yuki and Haru, we're going to peek in ^_~)
"I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through-ooo-hoo, didn't know how lost I was till I found you-oo" Haru sang pointing at Yuki on the 'you-oo'. Haru was sitting in a chair in nothing but boxers that had little mice wearing sunglasses. Yuki was lying on his bed giggling while watching Haru, still in his FBI suit though now the shirt was open. Haru started to dance rather erotically with his chair still singing in a high- pitched voice. "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, like a viiirgin when your heart beats, next to mine." Haru grinned at Yuki. "You're crazy" Yuki said grinning at him. "Only for you," he replied as he got off the chair and flopped onto the bed next to him.
(All together now AAAAAAWE)
Yuki half smirked half smiled and jumped onto Haru, "who's your big tough cowboy?" Haru laughed, "Uuh, Yuki?" "Damn right"
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Oh lordy that made the rating go up!
Yuki: Help us. please. Haru: I don't know this isn't so bad. and this collar is neat.
*holds onto their leashes* SHUSH! I'm not done with you yet -_-
Mulder: Goooo speed racer..
Scully: cell phone.. Anyone?... please?
Thanks for reading, pleeeeeeease review. I'll try and get another chapter up soon! ^_^ and please, don't throw things at me for writing this.
As Yuki and Haru went up the stairs, Shigure came down. Of course he was giggling like a school girl from seeing Yuki and Haru going up the stairs like that. He sat down at the table where an even surlier than normal looking Scully sat.
"Why so glum?" Shigure asked.
"Can I use your phone yet?" Scully mumbled.
"Well, I would except your partner severed the phone line so you couldn't call." Shigure pointed to the cut phone line with an annoyed look and went on a rant about people breaking his house.
Scully on the other hand was fitting a look to kill. She stomped into the TV room where Mulder was watching Hellsing, and Momiji was cowering behind him. "It's a government cover up! Integra is eeeeevvvvviiiil, those newscasters so have a right to uncover the truth!" Mulder was muttering to himself.
"Mulder, you cut the phone cord?! Now we have to find somewhere else to call!" Scully said glaring at him.
Momiji stared at Scully with big watery eyes. He then hollered, "is it true you're going to run tests on me?. But I'm not very good at school work!"
Scully made a face at the little boy, but didn't want to provoke him. He might become a fearsome rabbit at anytime.. Instead she walked to Mulder and poked him in the side of the head. "Is there a reason we're here?"
"Yes, I'm doing research on the alien's living habits." Mulder said still staring at the TV blankly.
Scully saw she wasn't going to get much out of Mulder till he was darn good and ready to do something. With this she went back to the kitchen and asked Shigure if he had a room she could take a nap in. Between giddy Otaku Mulder and bunny-boy, she was exhausted. He told her to go take the guest room (aka Tohru's old room) Scully walked in and noticed the bright pink bed. She shuddered at the cheery atmosphere, and then laid down on the bed and snoozed.
While Scully had been poking Mulder's head like a marshmallow, Ayame had come to Shigure's house! He was bored and decided there was nothing better to do than bug his little brother. When he found out from Shigure Yuki was, uh, busy, they decided to play. the in my pants game! (Not in my pants, just in my pants. Just add the phrase "in my pants" after every thing you say!)
"Oh Aya, I love it when you visit in my pants." Shigure said, batting his eyes as sparkly things floated in the background.
"Thank you Gure-san.. There's no place I'd rather be in my pants." Ayame said, sparklies flying behind him as well.
Shigure grinned widely, "I've been so restless lately without you in my pants."
Ayame was trying hard not to break out laughing, "Yes I know. It's just I haven't had time to visit. So many customers need the services in my pants."
Shigure, "heehee, yes well, I understand as well. My editor has been going nuts in my pants. She keeps begging for the novel in my pants.."
"I think your editor is way too uptight. She needs to have some fun in my pants." Ayame said starting to giggle uncontrollably.
Shigure also started to laugh like a madman, "She told me she needs to have some fun in my pants."
The laughing from downstairs had grown progressively louder, and woke Scully up. She went down the stairs, still scowling. She got to the bottom and glared at Shigure and Aya with a look that would've stopped a charging rhino. She cleared her throat to get their attention.
"Oh hello there in my pants." Shigure said still giggling.
Ayame's face light up as his eyes fell on Scully, "Well who's this beauty, would you like to play in my pants?"
Scully's eyes widened at Ayame, obviously not understanding this game. She walked over to him stiffly.
*WHUNK* Scully punched Ayame. Lucky for Ayame she must have sensed the over whelming sissyness, for she didn't hit him very hard. It could've qualified at a tap really. Of course this didn't stop Ayame from screeching like a 4 year old girl; or a Momiji.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE HIT MY FACE! My beautiful face!" he held onto his face where Scully had whacked him.
"Oh for god's sakes I barely-" Scully started staring at him when she was cut off.
"IT'S HOOOORRIBLE!"
"I'm going back to bed" Scully said heading back up, wondering if they hadn't really run into a mental ward.
"Actually. that could've been worse. she could've hit my hair.." Ayame said cuddling his hair protectively.
Kyou darted down the stairs looking around. "Are those agents gone yet? I need to unbury those cd's.." Kyou looked into the living room where Mulder was watching anime like a giddy little kid. "AAAAIEEEEEEEEE" Kyou screeched and ran back up the stairs.
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While all this mess of goo between the characters was happening, Yuki and Haru were *ahem* busy upstairs (and because we know you are just a nosey little monster, and because I love Yuki and Haru, we're going to peek in ^_~)
"I made it through the wilderness, somehow I made it through-ooo-hoo, didn't know how lost I was till I found you-oo" Haru sang pointing at Yuki on the 'you-oo'. Haru was sitting in a chair in nothing but boxers that had little mice wearing sunglasses. Yuki was lying on his bed giggling while watching Haru, still in his FBI suit though now the shirt was open. Haru started to dance rather erotically with his chair still singing in a high- pitched voice. "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, like a viiirgin when your heart beats, next to mine." Haru grinned at Yuki. "You're crazy" Yuki said grinning at him. "Only for you," he replied as he got off the chair and flopped onto the bed next to him.
(All together now AAAAAAWE)
Yuki half smirked half smiled and jumped onto Haru, "who's your big tough cowboy?" Haru laughed, "Uuh, Yuki?" "Damn right"
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Oh lordy that made the rating go up!
Yuki: Help us. please. Haru: I don't know this isn't so bad. and this collar is neat.
*holds onto their leashes* SHUSH! I'm not done with you yet -_-
Mulder: Goooo speed racer..
Scully: cell phone.. Anyone?... please?
Thanks for reading, pleeeeeeease review. I'll try and get another chapter up soon! ^_^ and please, don't throw things at me for writing this.