NOTE: Strange short story, I really like Filia, I do! ^_^ hee hee
DRAGON CONSTIPATION
By: Kelly M. Maraglia
It was a typical day in the Slayers World. The sun shone brightly through the window as a waiter juggled a ten-course breakfast. A group of five waited anxiously for it.
Lina, Gourry, and Amelia dug in as soon as the food was served. Zelgadiss simply drank his coffee and Xelloss watched, smiling. Suddenly, a loud crash and an ear-piercing shriek were heard. Filia fell down the stairs and hit the floor with a thud. Xelloss started laughing at her. Filia grabbed her mace and proceeded to smack everyone with it.
After her onslaught was complete, she ran upstairs crying and slammed the bathroom door shut. The Slayers gang slowly picked themselves off the floor.
"What the hell is wrong with her?!" Lina growled.
"Maybe she's constipated." Xelloss answered with a smile.
THE END
Author's Note: This story was inspired by my Mom when she said the dragon in Pete's Dragon sounded like he was constipated.