TO : miserablelondoner@hotmail.com
FROM: dancingqueen69@hotmail.com
Name: Dane
Age: Probably too old now
Occupation: Software designer
Location: Manchester at the moment
Height: I'm probably either too short or too tall
Weight: Probably too fat knowing my luck
Sexual Preference: Men, not that any of them are interested in me, I'm probably infertile too
Religion: I don't have one
Nicknames: Don't have any
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Any I do like will probably be really pathetic
Movie: Titanic, the ending is so sad, it's beautiful
Music: Anything with a nice slow beat
Sound: Alexander can be quite funny when he's telling jokes. I'll never be that funny.
Smell: Alexander's aftershave, I'll never smell that nice.
Book: The sadder the better
Song: 'Everybody hurts' by REM
Winter Activity: Going out and trying to cop off
Summer Activity: Going out and trying to cop off, but obviously I fail.
Food: I'm too fat!
Drink: Wine
Who do you love the most: Alexander, but he probably doesn't feel the same way, just my luck that is
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Doctor Who, I don't care how much Vince likes it
Movie: 'It's a wonderful life' one thing to say about that, no, it isn't
Music: The stuff at Via Fossa is too uplifting for my liking and I can't dance anyway
Sound: my own voice
Smell: me, I probably smell really bad
Book: Anything with a happy ending, particularly romance because knowing my luck, I'll never find love like that
Song: 'Let me entertain you' by Robbie Williams because it's so cheerful
Winter Activity: watching TV alone in my flat back in London
Summer Activity: same as above
Who do you hate the most: myself! Why can I be more like Alexander? Or good looking like Stuart? Or friendly and nice like Vince? Or young like Nathan? Why can't I be funny like Hazel?
~~~~DO YOU~~~~
Have sex: Not very often and when I do I'm probably rubbish at it
Drink: Yes
Smoke: Yes
Do drugs: No
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND!~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Try to get Alexander
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Probably holed up in my flat wishing that I could be more like my friends
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'I bet I'm infertile' 'Knowing my luck'
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: Everything
Greatest life accomplishment: Meeting Princess Diana
Would you go up to a random person and kiss them: Probably but knowing my luck they wouldn't like it
What's under your bed: Nothing, I'm quite clean
Finally, how do you feel about this survey? indifferent
FROM: dancingqueen69@hotmail.com
Name: Dane
Age: Probably too old now
Occupation: Software designer
Location: Manchester at the moment
Height: I'm probably either too short or too tall
Weight: Probably too fat knowing my luck
Sexual Preference: Men, not that any of them are interested in me, I'm probably infertile too
Religion: I don't have one
Nicknames: Don't have any
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Any I do like will probably be really pathetic
Movie: Titanic, the ending is so sad, it's beautiful
Music: Anything with a nice slow beat
Sound: Alexander can be quite funny when he's telling jokes. I'll never be that funny.
Smell: Alexander's aftershave, I'll never smell that nice.
Book: The sadder the better
Song: 'Everybody hurts' by REM
Winter Activity: Going out and trying to cop off
Summer Activity: Going out and trying to cop off, but obviously I fail.
Food: I'm too fat!
Drink: Wine
Who do you love the most: Alexander, but he probably doesn't feel the same way, just my luck that is
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Doctor Who, I don't care how much Vince likes it
Movie: 'It's a wonderful life' one thing to say about that, no, it isn't
Music: The stuff at Via Fossa is too uplifting for my liking and I can't dance anyway
Sound: my own voice
Smell: me, I probably smell really bad
Book: Anything with a happy ending, particularly romance because knowing my luck, I'll never find love like that
Song: 'Let me entertain you' by Robbie Williams because it's so cheerful
Winter Activity: watching TV alone in my flat back in London
Summer Activity: same as above
Who do you hate the most: myself! Why can I be more like Alexander? Or good looking like Stuart? Or friendly and nice like Vince? Or young like Nathan? Why can't I be funny like Hazel?
~~~~DO YOU~~~~
Have sex: Not very often and when I do I'm probably rubbish at it
Drink: Yes
Smoke: Yes
Do drugs: No
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND!~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Try to get Alexander
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Probably holed up in my flat wishing that I could be more like my friends
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'I bet I'm infertile' 'Knowing my luck'
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: Everything
Greatest life accomplishment: Meeting Princess Diana
Would you go up to a random person and kiss them: Probably but knowing my luck they wouldn't like it
What's under your bed: Nothing, I'm quite clean
Finally, how do you feel about this survey? indifferent