Yugi-ette's Random Encounters

Chapter Two: Tea, Bakura, and dances

"Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!"

The sound of a number dialing must be one of the most annoying sounds in the universe, second only to dial-up. Do you know how loud dial-up is when you are on your brother's computer at midnight and he's asleep? It's very loud.

"Hello?"

"Heyah Tea!"

"Oh. Uh, hi, Yugi-ette."

Awkward silence. Guess she remembers the radio. That was not my fault! I swear it! She should know better then to leave ice cream just lying around in the freezer when I'm around! And... Yeah!

I start to examine my pointer finger fingernail. It's all jagged 'cause I chew it and the middle has a chip out of it because I bit it. Hard.

"Uh, why did you call me?"

"Because I wanted to talk to my bestest friend in the whole wide universe!"

"Really." I don't think she believes me. The nerve!

"Oh, fine, I'm hungry and I can't order pizza because my phone isn't working.

"But, uh, you're talking to me on the phone."

"No I'm not, I'm using the fly-swatter."

Silence.

I can almost hear her sweatdrop.

Snicker, giggle, laugh, hacking cough, choke, die.

"Then it's settled! I'm coming over, and we're ordering pizza using Kaiba's money!"

"What! We're- I never-"

I hang up.

Snicker.

Remembering what happened last time I snickered.

...

...

I settle for a maniac grin and an insane chortle.

***^-^***

I show up at Tea's door.

I cough.

I whistle.

I do the funky chicken.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

"What do you want me to do? Knock or something? Psssssh!"

Her door opens slowly and she looks down at me nervously.

I need a step stool.

Gasp!

She slams the door in my face!

Gasp!

Gasp!

Gasp!

I storm down the street, yelling random squishy sayings at the top of my lungs.

I find myself at Ryou's.

Ring the doorbell rapidly many times in succession.

"GO AWAY, YUGI-ETTE!" His yami hollers.

"I SMELL PIZZA!" Actually, no, I don't, I smell... Gasp! I smell CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! More doorbell!

...

So that's what it feels like to be hit in the head with a shoe thrown by Bakura.

I do the "Bakura threw a shoe at me" dance

No reaction.

I sing the "Bakura threw a shoe at me" song.

I sing the "Bakura threw a priceless antique lamp at me" dance.

I flee!

I hear heavy things whizzing over my head.

Sometimes it's good to be short and not have hairs like my brothers.

This is one of those times.

Where to next?

***^-^***

Bakura-ette: *eating chocolate chip cookies* You could've just gone around back, Yugi-ette.

Bakura: DON'T TELL HER THAT!

Bakura-ette: He let me in.

Yugi-ette: *tackles her* COOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEESSSS!

Bakura-ette: Mine! Mine! Mine! *bitch fight*

All but fighters: *sweatdrop so big they fall over Anime style... While running around screaming like Junior Kindergartens in a blender{COPYRIGHTED TO MEH!}! Okay, so that doesn't actually work. So sue me. *pelted by letters from lawyers* U.U*

Bakura-ette: *shoves cookie in mouth* Ha hah ha! I am the winner! *manic laughter*

Yugi-ette: ;.;

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