Yugi-ette's Random Encounters
Chapter Three: Joey, Pizza and swimming lessons... Almost
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Follow the smell of pizza.
Arrive at Joey's.
Knock on door.
Recite "Mary had a Little Lamb" in Morse code on his door.
He answers. Finally! GASP! He's eating pizza! "Hey, what are you-"
I push past the tall...er... Wow, he's really a lot taller then me. Uh, anyways, I push past Joey and run to the smell of pizza.
"FFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!" I leap for the pizza!
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I seem to be floating.
I turn around to see Joey suspending me in mid-air by my collar.
"Could you put me down please?"
"Will you eat my pizza?"
"Yes."
"Then, no." He sure has nerve! Imagine not letting me out of his grasp just because I'd eat **his** dinner!
"Whatever happened to 'What's mine is yours'?"
"There never was a 'What's mine is yours' between us..." He glances at me oddly, then- GASP! He has the nerve to take a new slice of pizza and take a bite of it! In front of me!
Gasp!
Gasp!
Gasp!
"Well, there should be, ol' buddy, ol' pal." I reach out and wrap my legs around his waist, reach up, and rip off the pizza so he only has what in his mouth left!
"You little runt!"
I run.
I hide under a parked car.
Sometimes it's good to be short and not have hair like my brothers.
This is one of those times.
"And then she said, 'Let us eat pizza!'"
So, I eat the pizza.
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I just realized, I'm the same height as my brother, so didn't he just call my brother a runt?
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I peek out from under the car.
Damn.
The blond drags me out from under what I now see is a blue and green convertible.
"You hid under my sisters car?" He asked incredulously.
"No, I'm a clone, Yugi-ette went to the game shop. And I think you're choking me."
He throws me across his shoulders!
I scramble up.
Cool! I get a shoulder-ride!
Wait, why are we going in the direction of the pool?
He takes a firm grasp on my ankles.
"I have the perfect punishment for you!"
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"CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE! I'll report you to the authorities, Wheeler! I'll- I'll-" I rant on and on as I stand by the community pool in my bathing suit, which he threatened to put on me himself if I didn't put it on. Evil! At least it's Dark Magician Girl. I love DMG. I have ahelluvalotta stuff with her on it. But Bakura-ette burned it. So I have less then I used to.
I glare up at him and he smirks down at me. "What, tell them that I signed up my friends little sister for swimming lessons?"
I put my hands on my hips and stick my tongue out at him. "I'm a minute older then my brother!"
"What about Yami?"
He dares mock me!
He will pay!
I tackle him around the legs! I hear a huge "SPLASH!"!
I walk off calmly.
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Yugi-ette: Yes! Yes! Yes! *jumps 'round* This is sooo cool! I got to tackle Joey into pool!
-ette's: Lucky.
Joey-ette: He throws me into pools enough *twitches*
-ette's: *laugh*
Yami Yugi-ette: And those times are whenever at a party at good ol' Boxey's... *scowls*
Seto-ette: Where is she anyway?
Bakura-ette: Hiding from fangirls.
Joey-ette: And my brother.
Yugi-ette: And my yami?
Yami Yugi-ette: What? *remembers "Wake me up", Box Personna's new song fic, hint hint nudge nudge wink wink!* *dashes off*
Joey-ette: You just gave Box Personna a death sentence.
Yugi-ette: ^-^; REVIEW! REVIEW!