Yugi-ette's Random Encounters

Chapter Four: Seto, Mokuba, and Freezers- oh my!

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Hmm.

I don't think Seto's glad to see me at his front door.

"...Why are you here?" He looks down at me suspiciously.

I blink innocently. "Just a little visit, Seto!"

"That's Kaiba to you."

"Okay, Seto."

Eye twitch on his part.

Hee-hee.

"Seto? Who's at the door?" I hear Mokuba coming down the hall.

"No-one, Mokuba!"

"Oh, hi, Yugi-ette!"

I grin innocently. "Heyah, Mokuba!"

He turned to his brother. "Why didn't you tell me Yugi-ette was coming?"

"Uh, she's not staying."

Gasp!

Gasp!

The nerve!

I quickly put on a pathetic look. "Aww, but I wanna stay!"

Swift wink at Mokuba.

We both turn on the puppy dog eyes.

"Okay! Just... no chocolate this time..." He looks deeply disturbed at the memory of the last time I came over.

Tee-hee.

"YYYAAAAYYY!" Mokuba stepped back graciously. "Come on in!"

Grin.

Sometimes it's good to be on Mokuba's good side.

For instance, now.

I step in the door.

And make a beeline for the kitchen.

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"Ooo! Freezers!" I stare at the humungo freezer door in awe.

Freezer=cold.

Cold=ice cream.

"Can I see whats in the freezer PLEASE OH PRETTY PLEASE?" I shout as I bounce up and down in front of Seto.

"Fine, just-stop-bouncing."

"YOU FORGOT THE MAGIC WORD!"

He rubs his temples and sighs. "Please?"

"Much better!" Now I turn to Mokuba. "Your brother needs to learn better manners!"

He laughs.

Wait- he LAUGHED?

No. Way.

I could be angry...

BUT NOW I'M GONNA BE A COMEDIAN WHEN I GROW UP!

I must've looked over-joyed at what seemed like nothing in particular, because Seto shifted away.

Snick... er, manic chortle.

Now he looks at me oddly and opens the freezer door.

"SSSSAAAAAALLLLLLLLVATION!"

Sweatdrops all 'round!

Mokuba cocked his head to one side slightly, studying me. "Are you okay?"

"Of course! It's an all-mighty freezer!"

"In a sudden bout of violent OOC-ness, Seto pushed me into the freezer, locked it with a conveniently-placed deadbolt lock, and ran away, laughing insanely.

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"Mokuba, can I ask you a question?"

"Uh, okay..."

"Why do you have a deadbolt lock on your freezer?"

Long pause.

"I think it's to stop you from getting at the ice cream.

Well, that obviously didn't- Wait! Ice cream? WHERE?

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"Mokuba, can I ask you another question?"

"Sure."

"Why is there cheese in your refrigerator?"

Another long pause.

"There's... Cheese? In my refrigerator?" He asked carefully.

"Yeah, and darn good cheese at that."

"YOU ATE THE FROZEN CHEESE?"

I'm gonna let that question slide.

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"Mokuba, one last question."

He sighs. "Yes?"

Hmmph! He has some nerve to sigh!

But I'm kind of cold.

So I'll let that slide too.

"Can you get me out?"

Pause.

"I can't reach the lock."

Darn.

"Don't you hate being short?"

He sighs again. "Yeah."

DARN IT ALL.

I'M STUCK IN AN ALL-MIGHTY FREEZER BECAUSE OF OUR HEIGHTS.

Which are the same, by the way.

"Mokuba..."

"What now?"

I sniffle dramatically. "I'm getting really cold."

I hear him go out of the room.

...

I feel strangely at peace.

...

No, that's just lonliness.

Sigh.

I hear people walking in.

"I got Seto-ette!"

"YAY! TALL PERSON!"

There's a pause.

"Mokuba, I feel like I shouldn't ask... But why is Yugi-ette in our freezer?"

"Seto locked her in."

Footsteps.

"Understandable."

"What was that supposed to mean?"

The lock slides back and the door opens.

"Nothing, dear."

"Good!" I stalk past her. "See you later, Mokuba, I can see I'm not appreciated here!"

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