Yugi goes to the guidance councelor
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [Redfox's idea of course! ^__^]
Disclimer guy: *in his usual bored tone* Redfox and Megane-chan don't own it. You know the thing they're writing about. What? You don't get it? Too bad.
Maat: T_T You're a bundle of joy as usual.
Disclaimer guy: You think so… my mom says so too.
Redfox: T.T?? Where'd I get this guy?!
Maat: *shrugs*
Redfox: Anyway… I gotta get to answering some of the reviews. One thing: About my fic: Dating rules. It was taken off. I DIDN'T take it off. You think I'd take off such a popular fic?! I'm not THAT crazy! v_v I'm feeling depressed…
Maat: T_T Just get on with it!
Redfox: Fine… About posting it back up: That's out of the question unless you want us banned from ff.net. v_v Damn the admin. Damn it to Anubis. I wish they'd just die.
Maat: *gets idea* Hey… I could take them off your back… PERMANENTLY. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^ *hint* *hint*
Redfox: I've been thinking about that myself… nah. We still need them for ff.net. So… *depressed sigh*
Maat: Damn. *snaps fingers*
Redfox: Anyways… sorry if this chapter sucks. Promise the rest will be better.
Maat: o_O Wait… what 'rest'?
Redfox: ^_~ You'll see.
Maat: o_O??
**
Yugi: A-Anzu?!
Anzu: *is the guidance councelor* Hi Yugi! ^__^
Yugi: *almost faints*
Anzu: Can you sit down now Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: *sits down* What are you doing here… and why did you say my name wrong?
Anzu: I'm the guidance councelor silly… and it's fun saying names wrongly! ^__^
Yugi: o_O O.K…B-B-B-But… WHY?!
Anzu: Why what Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: Why are you the guidance councelor?!
Anzu: It's my part time job silly! ^__^
Yugi: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
Anzu: Stop what? ^__^
Yugi: SMILING!
Anzu: But it's good for you! It makes you just like me! ^__^
Yugi: O_O I am never gonna smile again.
Anzu: Aw… that's too bad… ^__^
Yugi: o_O
Anzu: O.K. Let's get down to business. *ahem* *dreamy voice* How do you feel today Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: o_O Uh… fine I guess…
Anzu: *still waiting for a different answer* ^__^
Yugi: ……
Anzu: *still waiting* ^__^
Yugi: What do you want to hear?!
Anzu: *still waiting* ^__^
Yugi: *sigh* I feel… *thinks* Insicure?
Anzu: Oh you poor dear! ^__^
Yugi: o_O Okay… *shifty eyes*
Anzu: *clasps hands together* I'm sure you feel very pressured in life… that you feel the whole world is looking at you! That your parents and grand parents and brothers and sisters and step brothers and step sisters and your cousins and your aunts and your uncles and your 2nd cousins and your 3rd cousins and … *goes on for an hour* And you're 5th cousin removed twice from your 7th side and your Yami and Ryou's Yami and Ryou and me and Joey and Seto and Honda… and a lot more people are looking at you and that they're waiting for you to mess up like you always do and that they want to laugh and point and make you feel alone like you always do and that they want to scar you for life… And that's why I'm here to help! ^__^
Yugi: *is asleep*
Anzu: WAKE UP YOU DUMB KID! ^__^
Yugi: Wha- What? What were you saying?
Anzu: So… How are you today? ^__^
Yugi: Didn't I answer that already?
Anzu: Of course you did dear! ^__^
Yugi: Anzu… will you please stop calling me dear? //Geez no wonder that kid outside was so insicure…//
Anzu: Of course Yugi-dear! ^__^
Yugi: *sigh* Nevermind.
Anzu: So what's happening at your home? ^__^
Yugi: Um… not telling…
Anzu: Oh I see… ^__^
Yugi: You see what?
Anzu: I see… ^__^
Yugi: WHAT DO YOU F*****G SEE?!
Anzu: Nuh uh… no naughty words allowed here! *waves finger infront of Yugi's face* ^__^
Yugi: *groan*
Yami: *is laughing at Yugi from his soul room*
Yugi: //Oh shut up!//
Yami: /NO! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!/
Yugi: //Oh shush.// *shuts off the mind link*
Anzu: *is staring at Yugi strangely* ^__^
Yugi: What?!
Anzu: Are you feeling alright? ^__^
Yugi: Uh… yeah… Why?
Anzu: You were staring into space. ^__^
Yugi: I was talking to Yami… you know the spirit guy that lives in my puzzle.
Anzu: You don't need to make excuses Yugi-dear. Don't worry… a lot of children that come here stare into space a lot. ^__^
Yugi: They do? I mean… I'm not making excuses!
Anzu: *not beliving Yugi* Oh sure…
Yugi: T_T You're getting dumber and dumber Anzu.
Anzu: Thank you! ^__^
Yugi: o_O So… do the kids that come here really stare into space a lot?
Anzu: Of course not! ^__^ I was just saying that cause it's fun! ^__^
Yugi: o_O? O.K…
Anzu: So… how's your dad? ^__^
Yugi: I don't have a dad. v_v
Anzu: I'm sorry to hear that. ^__^
Yugi: *looks at Anzu strangely*
Anzu: So… how's your mom? ^__^
Yugi: v_v I don't have a mom either.
Anzu: *sincerly* I'm so sorry. ^__^
Yugi: *looks at Anzu strangely again* Have you been smoking pot again Anzu?
Anzu: Nope! ^__^
Yugi: Good.
Anzu: I've been smoking Marijuana! ^__^
Yugi: *anime fall* T_T
Anzu: O.K. Let's continue! ^__^
Yugi: No. I'm leaving! *stands up*
Anzu: I don't think you want to do that Yugi. ^__^
Yugi: And why not?! You're not gonna stop me! *opens the door*
Man in white uniform #1: *is outside* *grunt* *lifts fist* Get back in.
Yugi: O_O Eep! Yes sir! *closes door*
Anzu: I warned you! ^__^
Yugi: Yeah, yeah… *sulks*
Anzu: Anyway… let's continue! ^__^
Yugi: Continue what?
Anzu: Continue with our session! ^__^ Right now it's special time! Let's sing the special song! ^__^
Yugi: T_T No.
Anzu: Now, now Yugi. Grab your knees and rock back and forth then sing: I am special… I am special… I am special… ^__^
Yugi: This is dumb.
Anzu: No it's not! It's fun! ^__^
Yugi: T_T Shut up.
Anzu: *gasp* ^__^!! Yugi! Naughty! Naughty! For that I'll have to send you home early! ^__^
Yugi: Oh yeah! ^O^
Anzu: But since you're such a good boy now… you can stay for another 30 minutes! ^__^
Yugi: *half way out the door* NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never catch me! Mwahahahahaha! ^O^ *runs out the door*
Anzu: Oh well! *shrugs* ^__^ He's cured! *to this speaker thingy* Receptionist you can call Mr. Ryou Bakura in now! ^__^
In the waiting room…
Ryou: *is in the waiting room*
Yugi: *runs past Ryou*
Ryou: *dosen't notice* *looks sad* *depressed sigh* v_v
Yugi: *just keeps running*
**
Redfox: Ryou's up next! ^__^
Ryou: Help… *worried look*
Maat: Please review…
Redfox: And we're VERY sorry about the dating rules! v_v Belive me… I'm sad about it too…
Maat: T_T I know… It's so frustrating!
Redfox: All that work on the dates and I don't even get to post it! ;_; I feel so unwanted…
Maat: I know what'll make you feel better!
Redfox: ;_; What?
Maat: An arson spree! ^__^ *hands Redfox her flamethrower*
Redfox: O_O FLAMIE! ^__^ *hugs flamethrower* I love you! ^__^
Maat: *smug look* So? Are we gonna burn things or what?
Redfox: Dips on Bakura's hair! ^__^ *runs off*
Maat: *yells after her* Only if I can burn Ryou!
Redfox: *yells back* DEAL! ^__^
Maat: WOOHOO! ^O^
Ryou and Bakura: O_O HELP!
[We're REALLY VERY SORRY about the Dating rules but it's been taken off the site. v_v If we can put it up somewhere then we'll tell you all. PROMISE! ^__^]
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [Redfox's idea of course! ^__^]
Disclimer guy: *in his usual bored tone* Redfox and Megane-chan don't own it. You know the thing they're writing about. What? You don't get it? Too bad.
Maat: T_T You're a bundle of joy as usual.
Disclaimer guy: You think so… my mom says so too.
Redfox: T.T?? Where'd I get this guy?!
Maat: *shrugs*
Redfox: Anyway… I gotta get to answering some of the reviews. One thing: About my fic: Dating rules. It was taken off. I DIDN'T take it off. You think I'd take off such a popular fic?! I'm not THAT crazy! v_v I'm feeling depressed…
Maat: T_T Just get on with it!
Redfox: Fine… About posting it back up: That's out of the question unless you want us banned from ff.net. v_v Damn the admin. Damn it to Anubis. I wish they'd just die.
Maat: *gets idea* Hey… I could take them off your back… PERMANENTLY. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^ *hint* *hint*
Redfox: I've been thinking about that myself… nah. We still need them for ff.net. So… *depressed sigh*
Maat: Damn. *snaps fingers*
Redfox: Anyways… sorry if this chapter sucks. Promise the rest will be better.
Maat: o_O Wait… what 'rest'?
Redfox: ^_~ You'll see.
Maat: o_O??
**
Yugi: A-Anzu?!
Anzu: *is the guidance councelor* Hi Yugi! ^__^
Yugi: *almost faints*
Anzu: Can you sit down now Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: *sits down* What are you doing here… and why did you say my name wrong?
Anzu: I'm the guidance councelor silly… and it's fun saying names wrongly! ^__^
Yugi: o_O O.K…B-B-B-But… WHY?!
Anzu: Why what Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: Why are you the guidance councelor?!
Anzu: It's my part time job silly! ^__^
Yugi: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
Anzu: Stop what? ^__^
Yugi: SMILING!
Anzu: But it's good for you! It makes you just like me! ^__^
Yugi: O_O I am never gonna smile again.
Anzu: Aw… that's too bad… ^__^
Yugi: o_O
Anzu: O.K. Let's get down to business. *ahem* *dreamy voice* How do you feel today Yugi? ^__^
Yugi: o_O Uh… fine I guess…
Anzu: *still waiting for a different answer* ^__^
Yugi: ……
Anzu: *still waiting* ^__^
Yugi: What do you want to hear?!
Anzu: *still waiting* ^__^
Yugi: *sigh* I feel… *thinks* Insicure?
Anzu: Oh you poor dear! ^__^
Yugi: o_O Okay… *shifty eyes*
Anzu: *clasps hands together* I'm sure you feel very pressured in life… that you feel the whole world is looking at you! That your parents and grand parents and brothers and sisters and step brothers and step sisters and your cousins and your aunts and your uncles and your 2nd cousins and your 3rd cousins and … *goes on for an hour* And you're 5th cousin removed twice from your 7th side and your Yami and Ryou's Yami and Ryou and me and Joey and Seto and Honda… and a lot more people are looking at you and that they're waiting for you to mess up like you always do and that they want to laugh and point and make you feel alone like you always do and that they want to scar you for life… And that's why I'm here to help! ^__^
Yugi: *is asleep*
Anzu: WAKE UP YOU DUMB KID! ^__^
Yugi: Wha- What? What were you saying?
Anzu: So… How are you today? ^__^
Yugi: Didn't I answer that already?
Anzu: Of course you did dear! ^__^
Yugi: Anzu… will you please stop calling me dear? //Geez no wonder that kid outside was so insicure…//
Anzu: Of course Yugi-dear! ^__^
Yugi: *sigh* Nevermind.
Anzu: So what's happening at your home? ^__^
Yugi: Um… not telling…
Anzu: Oh I see… ^__^
Yugi: You see what?
Anzu: I see… ^__^
Yugi: WHAT DO YOU F*****G SEE?!
Anzu: Nuh uh… no naughty words allowed here! *waves finger infront of Yugi's face* ^__^
Yugi: *groan*
Yami: *is laughing at Yugi from his soul room*
Yugi: //Oh shut up!//
Yami: /NO! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!/
Yugi: //Oh shush.// *shuts off the mind link*
Anzu: *is staring at Yugi strangely* ^__^
Yugi: What?!
Anzu: Are you feeling alright? ^__^
Yugi: Uh… yeah… Why?
Anzu: You were staring into space. ^__^
Yugi: I was talking to Yami… you know the spirit guy that lives in my puzzle.
Anzu: You don't need to make excuses Yugi-dear. Don't worry… a lot of children that come here stare into space a lot. ^__^
Yugi: They do? I mean… I'm not making excuses!
Anzu: *not beliving Yugi* Oh sure…
Yugi: T_T You're getting dumber and dumber Anzu.
Anzu: Thank you! ^__^
Yugi: o_O So… do the kids that come here really stare into space a lot?
Anzu: Of course not! ^__^ I was just saying that cause it's fun! ^__^
Yugi: o_O? O.K…
Anzu: So… how's your dad? ^__^
Yugi: I don't have a dad. v_v
Anzu: I'm sorry to hear that. ^__^
Yugi: *looks at Anzu strangely*
Anzu: So… how's your mom? ^__^
Yugi: v_v I don't have a mom either.
Anzu: *sincerly* I'm so sorry. ^__^
Yugi: *looks at Anzu strangely again* Have you been smoking pot again Anzu?
Anzu: Nope! ^__^
Yugi: Good.
Anzu: I've been smoking Marijuana! ^__^
Yugi: *anime fall* T_T
Anzu: O.K. Let's continue! ^__^
Yugi: No. I'm leaving! *stands up*
Anzu: I don't think you want to do that Yugi. ^__^
Yugi: And why not?! You're not gonna stop me! *opens the door*
Man in white uniform #1: *is outside* *grunt* *lifts fist* Get back in.
Yugi: O_O Eep! Yes sir! *closes door*
Anzu: I warned you! ^__^
Yugi: Yeah, yeah… *sulks*
Anzu: Anyway… let's continue! ^__^
Yugi: Continue what?
Anzu: Continue with our session! ^__^ Right now it's special time! Let's sing the special song! ^__^
Yugi: T_T No.
Anzu: Now, now Yugi. Grab your knees and rock back and forth then sing: I am special… I am special… I am special… ^__^
Yugi: This is dumb.
Anzu: No it's not! It's fun! ^__^
Yugi: T_T Shut up.
Anzu: *gasp* ^__^!! Yugi! Naughty! Naughty! For that I'll have to send you home early! ^__^
Yugi: Oh yeah! ^O^
Anzu: But since you're such a good boy now… you can stay for another 30 minutes! ^__^
Yugi: *half way out the door* NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never catch me! Mwahahahahaha! ^O^ *runs out the door*
Anzu: Oh well! *shrugs* ^__^ He's cured! *to this speaker thingy* Receptionist you can call Mr. Ryou Bakura in now! ^__^
In the waiting room…
Ryou: *is in the waiting room*
Yugi: *runs past Ryou*
Ryou: *dosen't notice* *looks sad* *depressed sigh* v_v
Yugi: *just keeps running*
**
Redfox: Ryou's up next! ^__^
Ryou: Help… *worried look*
Maat: Please review…
Redfox: And we're VERY sorry about the dating rules! v_v Belive me… I'm sad about it too…
Maat: T_T I know… It's so frustrating!
Redfox: All that work on the dates and I don't even get to post it! ;_; I feel so unwanted…
Maat: I know what'll make you feel better!
Redfox: ;_; What?
Maat: An arson spree! ^__^ *hands Redfox her flamethrower*
Redfox: O_O FLAMIE! ^__^ *hugs flamethrower* I love you! ^__^
Maat: *smug look* So? Are we gonna burn things or what?
Redfox: Dips on Bakura's hair! ^__^ *runs off*
Maat: *yells after her* Only if I can burn Ryou!
Redfox: *yells back* DEAL! ^__^
Maat: WOOHOO! ^O^
Ryou and Bakura: O_O HELP!
[We're REALLY VERY SORRY about the Dating rules but it's been taken off the site. v_v If we can put it up somewhere then we'll tell you all. PROMISE! ^__^]