It was a beautiful day at McDonalds, Fox and Falco were sitting on a 2-
seater eating Pepperoni Pizza.
Fox: Hey, I didn't know that McDonalds sold pizza.
Falco: Me neither but who's complaining.
When they were done they went outside and saw a fat and bald guy wearing a muscle shirt and Ragged pants kissing a statue of George Washington.
Falco: OOOH!! *Takes a picture with his camera* Sweet!
Fox and Falco hear footsteps from the roof of McDonalds. They look up to see another guy wearing a Armoni Suit.
Guy: *Jumps off roof* God Bless Giant Roaches and Rabid Donkeys Running Wild through Antartica On A Saturday Night when Mr. Rogers is given a contract into the WWE and sets a bomb off in the Staples Center declaring that he was Osama Bin Laden! *Lands on a car in the Drive-Through*
Guy Driving car: Hey get off my F****** Moped! I just bouight this. *Gets a shot gun and blows off the other guys head, then he drives in to the wall*
Falco: Jeez. This is a bad neighborhood.
Fox(singing): It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood......
Fox's singing is covered by the sound of quadriple Police sirens. Fox and Falco see 10 police cars chasing a Bently off a incomplete bridge. Then a mob of angry people come from inside McDonalds and chant "Holy S****!" over and over.
Fox and Falco finally make it to The Hal Laboringtory. They get into the elevator and press 121. It takes them a couple of minutes to reach their destined floor. They walk in and see Zelda chasing Young Link and Link down the hall.
Ness: *walks up to The Star Fox Team* Milk is good for you. *Walks into a wall*
Fox: Okay, he's drunk.
Falco: No S*** Sherlock Jones!
Fox: It's Sherlock Homes.
DK: No, it's sherlock pittsmeller!
Bowser: No it's Sherlock Fanna!
GW: BEEP BOOM WALLA WALLA BICK TOOMA!!
Popo: No it's Vanna White! *points to Wheel Of Fortune on T.V.*
The 6 of them sat down and watched Wheel of Fortune.
--------After Show---------
Bowser and DK were having a "How long can you bang your head hard?" Contest. There were 5 holes in the wall and DK was almost done with the 6th.
The other 4 were watching a blank TV screen.
Falco took the chair and slammed it on his foot 4 times.
Falco: What have I done to deserve this?! *Picks up chair* Die you piece of crap!
GW: *Stops Falco* Easy! Easy!
Fox: Call a damn TV Receptionist!
Popo: *picks up the phone and dials 1-800-Osama-Bin-Laden* Hello?
Guy: (Arabic Language) Hello?
Popo: Hey, fix our Damn TV you Son of a B****!
Guy: Okay, where do you live?
Popo: You know where we live now stop stalling and fix our TV before I come over there and whip your A**!
Guy: ******************************************* YOU! *Hangs up Phone*
Popo: *Hangs up phone* He said wait 5 minutes.
Falco: IF I HAVE TO WAIT ANY LONGER THAN THAT I WILL RIDDLE YOUR CARCUSSES WITH BULLETS AND HAVE BULLET TRAINS SPILL YOUR GUTS!!!
Silence followed his comment.
------------Somewhere Else---------------
A guy wearing black rings the doorbell of a trailer carrying a gun. A boy answers the door.
Guy: Is your parents at your desired location of which to live?
Boy: No, they aren't in the box in the bathroom.
Guy: Out of my way you foolish Child. I must sacrifice myself for my ancestors of law! (Arabic Ranting)
Gunshots are heard and the guy walks out the trailer muttering Arabic language.
The boy went into the living room and saw the TV with bullet holes in it.
Man Voice: Tom! Have you been playing with daddy's M6 43?
Boy: No Father. Some chinese dilivery Guy came and watched some TV.
-----------------Back at Halal Laboratories--------------------
Falco has 2 machine guns in his hand and looks ready to pull the Triggers.
Everyone else: NO!!
TV: That concludes our Emergency Test. We will now return to our Monday night scheduale.
TV turns to some credits of a show.
Falco: NO!! DIE TV!!! *Riddles the TV with bullets*
Everyone Else: O_O!!
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Okay, looks like Falco missed his show.
Fox: Hey, I didn't know that McDonalds sold pizza.
Falco: Me neither but who's complaining.
When they were done they went outside and saw a fat and bald guy wearing a muscle shirt and Ragged pants kissing a statue of George Washington.
Falco: OOOH!! *Takes a picture with his camera* Sweet!
Fox and Falco hear footsteps from the roof of McDonalds. They look up to see another guy wearing a Armoni Suit.
Guy: *Jumps off roof* God Bless Giant Roaches and Rabid Donkeys Running Wild through Antartica On A Saturday Night when Mr. Rogers is given a contract into the WWE and sets a bomb off in the Staples Center declaring that he was Osama Bin Laden! *Lands on a car in the Drive-Through*
Guy Driving car: Hey get off my F****** Moped! I just bouight this. *Gets a shot gun and blows off the other guys head, then he drives in to the wall*
Falco: Jeez. This is a bad neighborhood.
Fox(singing): It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood......
Fox's singing is covered by the sound of quadriple Police sirens. Fox and Falco see 10 police cars chasing a Bently off a incomplete bridge. Then a mob of angry people come from inside McDonalds and chant "Holy S****!" over and over.
Fox and Falco finally make it to The Hal Laboringtory. They get into the elevator and press 121. It takes them a couple of minutes to reach their destined floor. They walk in and see Zelda chasing Young Link and Link down the hall.
Ness: *walks up to The Star Fox Team* Milk is good for you. *Walks into a wall*
Fox: Okay, he's drunk.
Falco: No S*** Sherlock Jones!
Fox: It's Sherlock Homes.
DK: No, it's sherlock pittsmeller!
Bowser: No it's Sherlock Fanna!
GW: BEEP BOOM WALLA WALLA BICK TOOMA!!
Popo: No it's Vanna White! *points to Wheel Of Fortune on T.V.*
The 6 of them sat down and watched Wheel of Fortune.
--------After Show---------
Bowser and DK were having a "How long can you bang your head hard?" Contest. There were 5 holes in the wall and DK was almost done with the 6th.
The other 4 were watching a blank TV screen.
Falco took the chair and slammed it on his foot 4 times.
Falco: What have I done to deserve this?! *Picks up chair* Die you piece of crap!
GW: *Stops Falco* Easy! Easy!
Fox: Call a damn TV Receptionist!
Popo: *picks up the phone and dials 1-800-Osama-Bin-Laden* Hello?
Guy: (Arabic Language) Hello?
Popo: Hey, fix our Damn TV you Son of a B****!
Guy: Okay, where do you live?
Popo: You know where we live now stop stalling and fix our TV before I come over there and whip your A**!
Guy: ******************************************* YOU! *Hangs up Phone*
Popo: *Hangs up phone* He said wait 5 minutes.
Falco: IF I HAVE TO WAIT ANY LONGER THAN THAT I WILL RIDDLE YOUR CARCUSSES WITH BULLETS AND HAVE BULLET TRAINS SPILL YOUR GUTS!!!
Silence followed his comment.
------------Somewhere Else---------------
A guy wearing black rings the doorbell of a trailer carrying a gun. A boy answers the door.
Guy: Is your parents at your desired location of which to live?
Boy: No, they aren't in the box in the bathroom.
Guy: Out of my way you foolish Child. I must sacrifice myself for my ancestors of law! (Arabic Ranting)
Gunshots are heard and the guy walks out the trailer muttering Arabic language.
The boy went into the living room and saw the TV with bullet holes in it.
Man Voice: Tom! Have you been playing with daddy's M6 43?
Boy: No Father. Some chinese dilivery Guy came and watched some TV.
-----------------Back at Halal Laboratories--------------------
Falco has 2 machine guns in his hand and looks ready to pull the Triggers.
Everyone else: NO!!
TV: That concludes our Emergency Test. We will now return to our Monday night scheduale.
TV turns to some credits of a show.
Falco: NO!! DIE TV!!! *Riddles the TV with bullets*
Everyone Else: O_O!!
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Okay, looks like Falco missed his show.