Yugi goes to the guidance counselor
By: Redfox and Megane-chan
Redfox: Hey readers! Redfox here. I'd just like to say: 1.I won't be able to update my fics a lot since we don't have a computer at our house now. v_v Damn it. I'm not even at our house now. I'm stuck here at my aunt's house for 2 weeks and 2. I'm fighting the great braces war. My godmother and the orthodontist jumped me at forced me on to the table where they placed the evil things. I'm having it taken off soon. I'm going on a secret hunger strike and I've been terrorizing everyone in the house. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^O^ … On the down side I can't do the evil smirk without the stupid things showing. SO I'm feeling a bit down. The upper left side of my mouth started bleeding the other day.
Maat: What?!
Redfox: You mean you never noticed?
Maat: No… v_v
Redfox: I was threatening the lady at the office but I don't think she understood me.
Maat: Damn it. I swear I'm gonna kill the next person that comes into the room.
Ryou: *comes into the room* Hey guys. What's up?
Redfox: o_O It's time to start the fic! Please review! RYOU! RUN! RUN!
Ryou: Huh?
**
Bakura: //This is your fault Ryou.//
Ryou: /What?!/
Bakura: //It's your fault were here.//
Ryou: /MY FAULT?! It was your stupid excuse!/
Bakura: //My excuse isn't stupid you pansy! You just can't lie!//
Ryou: /I CAN'T LIE?! I can lie and cheat and curse as well as you can, any time! Any day!/
Bakura: //o_O Easy boy…//
Ryou: *sighs* /Sorry. Just feeling pressured./
Bakura: //Maybe you should really see this counselor. You sound like you've got a few problems.//
Ryou: /Shut up./
Bakura: //Hey look at the bright side! [o_O!! OOC ALERT!] It's a nice… um… it's uh… It's not too bad! ^_^;;//
Ryou: *looks around* *sees kid in the corner from chapter 2*
Kid in the corner: *is rocking back and fourth* There are no scary yellow eyed, three fingered, three toed, blue mutants… Nope… none… nuh uh… [Kurt! ^_~]
Ryou: o_O *stares*
Kid in the corner: *notices Ryou staring* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! It's Storm! She's out to get me mommy! HELP! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ryou: But I'm not… [I forgot to add this part… sorry.]
Kid in the corner: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! EVIL BREATH OF DEATH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! *runs off*
Mom of Kid in the corner: *whacks Ryou* YOU STINKY MOUTH POOPOO BRAIN! *runs after her son* COME BACK JIMMY! YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR.TRANQUILIZER GUN!
Ryou: Ow… /You were saying Bakura?/
Bakura: *shuts off mind link*
Ryou: *sighs* Traitor. *looks at the person beside him*
Person beside Ryou: *is Tuth Fery*
Ryou: o_O?? Haven't I seen you before?
Tuth Fery: *looks at Ryou* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BABY TEETH ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *starts whacking Ryou with her 'wand'*
Ryou: *is getting pummeled by a hammer* [o_O] OW! STOP! OW! LADY! OW! I'M NOT! OW! A BABY TOOTH! OW!
Tuth Fery: *isn't listening* *is still whacking Ryou*
Ryou: GUARDS! HELP! HELP!
Guards: *grab Tuth Fery, drags her outside and throws her into a big white van labeled: Asylum*
Tuth Fery: I shall have my revenge!!!
Door of the van: *closes*
Ryou: o_O /That was weird./
Bakura: *opened mind link* //I second that.//
Ryou: /Bakura! You're back!/
Bakura: *closes mind link again*
Strange multi colored short thing: *streaks passed Ryou*
Ryou: *doesn't notice* *sighs*
Receptionist: Mr. Ryu Baka… the counselor will see you now.
Ryou: It's RYOU BAKURA.
Receptionist: I don't give. *shoves Ryou into the office*
Ryou: *sees the counselor* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Guidance Counselor: ^_^ Hallo Ryu! ^_^
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
**
Maat: Who's the Guidance Counselor?
Redfox: T_T You should know that stupid. You live in my head.
Maat: I don't wanna look in there. You're soul room's a mess. Not to mention all the new stuff in there. *shudders* Last time I looked there was a blue elf in there that smelt of brimstone.
Redfox: That was Kurt you ass. I was thinking of making him a fic and I decided to call him in to help me think of one. Besides… I don't think you even know what brimstone is.
Maat: You're right about the brimstone but… why didn't you tell me you were making a fic for them?!
Redfox: You were too busy screaming your lungs out.
Maat: Oh…
Redfox: O.K. We'd better wrap up. *calls into the other room* Ryou! Would you like to do it?
Ryou: *from the other room* Is HE going to kill me?
Redfox: *rolls eyes* No. He's under control now.
Ryou: *peeks into the room* All right then… *enters the room* *clears throat* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW FOLKS!!!! ^_^
Redfox and Maat: *looks winded* o_O
Redfox: That was…
Maat: … good.
By: Redfox and Megane-chan
Redfox: Hey readers! Redfox here. I'd just like to say: 1.I won't be able to update my fics a lot since we don't have a computer at our house now. v_v Damn it. I'm not even at our house now. I'm stuck here at my aunt's house for 2 weeks and 2. I'm fighting the great braces war. My godmother and the orthodontist jumped me at forced me on to the table where they placed the evil things. I'm having it taken off soon. I'm going on a secret hunger strike and I've been terrorizing everyone in the house. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^O^ … On the down side I can't do the evil smirk without the stupid things showing. SO I'm feeling a bit down. The upper left side of my mouth started bleeding the other day.
Maat: What?!
Redfox: You mean you never noticed?
Maat: No… v_v
Redfox: I was threatening the lady at the office but I don't think she understood me.
Maat: Damn it. I swear I'm gonna kill the next person that comes into the room.
Ryou: *comes into the room* Hey guys. What's up?
Redfox: o_O It's time to start the fic! Please review! RYOU! RUN! RUN!
Ryou: Huh?
**
Bakura: //This is your fault Ryou.//
Ryou: /What?!/
Bakura: //It's your fault were here.//
Ryou: /MY FAULT?! It was your stupid excuse!/
Bakura: //My excuse isn't stupid you pansy! You just can't lie!//
Ryou: /I CAN'T LIE?! I can lie and cheat and curse as well as you can, any time! Any day!/
Bakura: //o_O Easy boy…//
Ryou: *sighs* /Sorry. Just feeling pressured./
Bakura: //Maybe you should really see this counselor. You sound like you've got a few problems.//
Ryou: /Shut up./
Bakura: //Hey look at the bright side! [o_O!! OOC ALERT!] It's a nice… um… it's uh… It's not too bad! ^_^;;//
Ryou: *looks around* *sees kid in the corner from chapter 2*
Kid in the corner: *is rocking back and fourth* There are no scary yellow eyed, three fingered, three toed, blue mutants… Nope… none… nuh uh… [Kurt! ^_~]
Ryou: o_O *stares*
Kid in the corner: *notices Ryou staring* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! It's Storm! She's out to get me mommy! HELP! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ryou: But I'm not… [I forgot to add this part… sorry.]
Kid in the corner: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! EVIL BREATH OF DEATH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! *runs off*
Mom of Kid in the corner: *whacks Ryou* YOU STINKY MOUTH POOPOO BRAIN! *runs after her son* COME BACK JIMMY! YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR.TRANQUILIZER GUN!
Ryou: Ow… /You were saying Bakura?/
Bakura: *shuts off mind link*
Ryou: *sighs* Traitor. *looks at the person beside him*
Person beside Ryou: *is Tuth Fery*
Ryou: o_O?? Haven't I seen you before?
Tuth Fery: *looks at Ryou* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE BABY TEETH ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *starts whacking Ryou with her 'wand'*
Ryou: *is getting pummeled by a hammer* [o_O] OW! STOP! OW! LADY! OW! I'M NOT! OW! A BABY TOOTH! OW!
Tuth Fery: *isn't listening* *is still whacking Ryou*
Ryou: GUARDS! HELP! HELP!
Guards: *grab Tuth Fery, drags her outside and throws her into a big white van labeled: Asylum*
Tuth Fery: I shall have my revenge!!!
Door of the van: *closes*
Ryou: o_O /That was weird./
Bakura: *opened mind link* //I second that.//
Ryou: /Bakura! You're back!/
Bakura: *closes mind link again*
Strange multi colored short thing: *streaks passed Ryou*
Ryou: *doesn't notice* *sighs*
Receptionist: Mr. Ryu Baka… the counselor will see you now.
Ryou: It's RYOU BAKURA.
Receptionist: I don't give. *shoves Ryou into the office*
Ryou: *sees the counselor* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Guidance Counselor: ^_^ Hallo Ryu! ^_^
Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
**
Maat: Who's the Guidance Counselor?
Redfox: T_T You should know that stupid. You live in my head.
Maat: I don't wanna look in there. You're soul room's a mess. Not to mention all the new stuff in there. *shudders* Last time I looked there was a blue elf in there that smelt of brimstone.
Redfox: That was Kurt you ass. I was thinking of making him a fic and I decided to call him in to help me think of one. Besides… I don't think you even know what brimstone is.
Maat: You're right about the brimstone but… why didn't you tell me you were making a fic for them?!
Redfox: You were too busy screaming your lungs out.
Maat: Oh…
Redfox: O.K. We'd better wrap up. *calls into the other room* Ryou! Would you like to do it?
Ryou: *from the other room* Is HE going to kill me?
Redfox: *rolls eyes* No. He's under control now.
Ryou: *peeks into the room* All right then… *enters the room* *clears throat* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW FOLKS!!!! ^_^
Redfox and Maat: *looks winded* o_O
Redfox: That was…
Maat: … good.