It was the next day and Pikachu and Pichu were listening to some U2. When
the songs got heavy Pichu would bang its head on the window.
Pikachu: *watches Pichu break the window with it's head* Holy Skeachers! *Points to some ragged, holey pair of Skeachers on the floor* Don't use Skull Bash on the window Pichu!
Pichu: Why?
Pikachu: Cause the window will break.
Pichu: And Den?
Pikachu: I'll have to pay.
Pichu: And Den?
Pikachu: I'll hurt you.
Pichu: Fair Answer. *Puts on a Tape of 2001 WWF Viewers Choice and watches it*
Pikachu: *Looks at the Time* Oh Geez. I got Christmas Shopping at 3. Betta Go. *Turns to leave* And DON'T cause any trouble, or I'll use you as a Mop and Wax the floors of White Castle with you!
Pikachu leaves Pichu on the floor mezmorized in the Triple H VS Stone Cold Match.
-----------------At The Hal 9 story Mall------------------------
Link, Pikachu, Mario, Luigi and Kirby are at the square of the mall waiting for someone.
Ness, Fox and Falco walk up in a rush.
Link: Where were yall?
Fox: Classified information.
Ness: *Shook his head* We had to fix the TV and return it to the headquarters.
The DJ of the Mall played Eminem through the Place and some people danced to 6 minutes of Eminems new song "8 Mile Road". A guy jumped off the elevator and fell into a pretzel shop. He got up and took a pretzel.
Pretzel Shop Worker: That will be $1.95 sir.
Mario: Look! *Points to a Funcoland* They might have the Classic Genesis Sonic Games!
The smashers rush into the shop and gushots are heard with masked guys running out a jewlery shop into a Fitness cart. They roll down some steps and end up putting the jewls into an elevator. They countinue to roll down the Stories until they roll into the parking lot where they roll off the building. The cart falls before them. Luckily but this fat guy falls on top of them. The police run them all over. The police get out.
Poilce Guy: You are under arrest for attempted murder. *Slaps handcuffs on Fat Guy* You almost squished these 2 innocent citizens.
Mario and Link are checking out the Classic NES and looked up GW's games for info. Fox, Falco, Ness, Kirby and Pikachu were checking out Sonic games for Sega Genesis. Luigi was at the check out buying an X-Box.
-----------------------At Hal Labroadtories------------------------
Pichu had taken Refuge inot the bathroom, stopping alot of smashers from using it. He had fell asleep with Linkin Park on Headphones. After a good 20 minutes, Pichu woke up and found his batteries, dead.
Pichu: Aw, man. Crap. I gotta find some Good Batteries. I'd use my electricity but my CD player needs battery power. *Zips out the bathroom* Need to go faster.....must not be seen.....*Zips into Boys Dorm and into Pikachu's room* Now let's see.....*Looks in the closet and throws out everything* Nope. *Jumps under bed and throws everything out* No Way!
Pichu goes through Pikachu's whole room. He finds some good stuff he can use for blackamail. He finally found some batteries and a Journel. Pichu then got an idea. He would raid everyone's room and find their journels. Pichu slid on a Toy Dumptruck and landed in the Air Convector.
It took a couple of hours to do it but Pichu did the Mission Impossible. He knew Tomorrow Never Dies so he had to Die Another Day. He was an Agent Under Fire.
He Had Gotten everyone's Journel/Diary. He looked at his pile.
Pichu: 23 of these things. I had to brake some rules butt then again. It Was Worth it.
He didn't no what it was though. He looked at his book pile again.
Pichu: What's a couple of words exposed? Heck, I mean. No one would really care right?
Pichu picked up a Diary and dropped it on his foot by mistake. It fell open and he read the words in the middle of a Paragraph.
[i] He's the best! [i/]
Pichu looked. If it was bad. He'd set the page on fire.
[i] Dear Diary [i/]
[i] Today I finally fell in love. I saw Ness Having a chat with Pichu. They were talking about Classified Information and NanoTechnolegy. Fox and Falco joined them. They went into the dorms. I followed. They entered Ness' room and made sure they weren't being followed. Then, Ness' wall moved and a Secret Lab was Uncovered. I followed to see what was up. and I saw my brother and Young Link working on some computers. I followed Young Link's every move with my eyes. He's the best! The lab was incredible. I watched Kirby enter the place a couple minutes later. So that's where the boys dissapear too. I Fathomed that they never stayed in their rooms. After a couple of hours, I saw them, one-by-one dissapear into the secret entrance in Ness' room. Young Link was the last to leave. He was just like his older self. Mischievious and Deductive. I finally came to my senses and left the room. I think I have a crush on Young Link. [i/]
Pichu was disgusted. He was thinking over throwing the Diary in the fire. He would use blackmail.
Pichu: *Closed the Diary* I can't belive Nana likes Young Link! That boy has no brains for anything else but Pranks, Plans, Inventions, Jokes and Insanity.
Pichu threw the Diaries and Journels into his closet. Then he took out his and wrote for a good couple minutes.
--------------------The Mall of Doom--------------------
Link, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Pikachu, Fox, Falco and Ness were listening to crashes from next door of the Video Game store. They went outside and saw that the store was, Victoria's Secret! They went inside to see a brawl between these 5 guys. They were using Wrestling Moves and strategies. Like Tables, Ladders and Chairs. This guy threw this other guy into a table with Bra and Panties on top. The smashers traveled to the next store. Toys R' Us. They went inside to see thousands of toys and many Isles. After a couple of hours in which they got lost between Isle 320 and 712 they left the store Dead Tired.
---------------Hal Borntorerings---------------
The Shopping Smasher finally got back to their house.
Popo walked to them and started to sing.
Popo: Me no me, Me Busboy, Me went to lab with the Roy.
Kirby: Shutup! *punches Popo in the face*
Pichu walked up to his fellow Smashers.
Pichu: Hey you. Big Star. Tell me when its over.
Luigi: When whats over.
A Fart noise is heard.
Link: Jezz. Who cut the cheese?
The camera cuts to DK cutting Cheese. Literally.
Pikachu: Popo is a Busboy.
Popo: *Laughs Hysterically and then stops instantly* No.
Kirby, Fox, Falco, Ness and Mario: Maybe Later.
Silence for a while.
Link: Meanwhile at the Batcave.....
Camera cuts to Bowser and DK falling off the Empire State Building.
Camera then cuts to Captian Falcon and Gannondorf climbing a building, Batman and Robin style.
Hours Later......The Shopping Smashers should settle sometime soon so they can slay Robotnik in Sonic for Sega Genesis.
Falco looks under his bed for his Journel and sees it's not there.
Falco: Oh, that's basterdly.
------------------------------------------------
Tough Dough, Falco. Looks like you found out that someone took your blasted Journel. You are really slow on the uptake as a Frozen Playstation.
Pikachu: *watches Pichu break the window with it's head* Holy Skeachers! *Points to some ragged, holey pair of Skeachers on the floor* Don't use Skull Bash on the window Pichu!
Pichu: Why?
Pikachu: Cause the window will break.
Pichu: And Den?
Pikachu: I'll have to pay.
Pichu: And Den?
Pikachu: I'll hurt you.
Pichu: Fair Answer. *Puts on a Tape of 2001 WWF Viewers Choice and watches it*
Pikachu: *Looks at the Time* Oh Geez. I got Christmas Shopping at 3. Betta Go. *Turns to leave* And DON'T cause any trouble, or I'll use you as a Mop and Wax the floors of White Castle with you!
Pikachu leaves Pichu on the floor mezmorized in the Triple H VS Stone Cold Match.
-----------------At The Hal 9 story Mall------------------------
Link, Pikachu, Mario, Luigi and Kirby are at the square of the mall waiting for someone.
Ness, Fox and Falco walk up in a rush.
Link: Where were yall?
Fox: Classified information.
Ness: *Shook his head* We had to fix the TV and return it to the headquarters.
The DJ of the Mall played Eminem through the Place and some people danced to 6 minutes of Eminems new song "8 Mile Road". A guy jumped off the elevator and fell into a pretzel shop. He got up and took a pretzel.
Pretzel Shop Worker: That will be $1.95 sir.
Mario: Look! *Points to a Funcoland* They might have the Classic Genesis Sonic Games!
The smashers rush into the shop and gushots are heard with masked guys running out a jewlery shop into a Fitness cart. They roll down some steps and end up putting the jewls into an elevator. They countinue to roll down the Stories until they roll into the parking lot where they roll off the building. The cart falls before them. Luckily but this fat guy falls on top of them. The police run them all over. The police get out.
Poilce Guy: You are under arrest for attempted murder. *Slaps handcuffs on Fat Guy* You almost squished these 2 innocent citizens.
Mario and Link are checking out the Classic NES and looked up GW's games for info. Fox, Falco, Ness, Kirby and Pikachu were checking out Sonic games for Sega Genesis. Luigi was at the check out buying an X-Box.
-----------------------At Hal Labroadtories------------------------
Pichu had taken Refuge inot the bathroom, stopping alot of smashers from using it. He had fell asleep with Linkin Park on Headphones. After a good 20 minutes, Pichu woke up and found his batteries, dead.
Pichu: Aw, man. Crap. I gotta find some Good Batteries. I'd use my electricity but my CD player needs battery power. *Zips out the bathroom* Need to go faster.....must not be seen.....*Zips into Boys Dorm and into Pikachu's room* Now let's see.....*Looks in the closet and throws out everything* Nope. *Jumps under bed and throws everything out* No Way!
Pichu goes through Pikachu's whole room. He finds some good stuff he can use for blackamail. He finally found some batteries and a Journel. Pichu then got an idea. He would raid everyone's room and find their journels. Pichu slid on a Toy Dumptruck and landed in the Air Convector.
It took a couple of hours to do it but Pichu did the Mission Impossible. He knew Tomorrow Never Dies so he had to Die Another Day. He was an Agent Under Fire.
He Had Gotten everyone's Journel/Diary. He looked at his pile.
Pichu: 23 of these things. I had to brake some rules butt then again. It Was Worth it.
He didn't no what it was though. He looked at his book pile again.
Pichu: What's a couple of words exposed? Heck, I mean. No one would really care right?
Pichu picked up a Diary and dropped it on his foot by mistake. It fell open and he read the words in the middle of a Paragraph.
[i] He's the best! [i/]
Pichu looked. If it was bad. He'd set the page on fire.
[i] Dear Diary [i/]
[i] Today I finally fell in love. I saw Ness Having a chat with Pichu. They were talking about Classified Information and NanoTechnolegy. Fox and Falco joined them. They went into the dorms. I followed. They entered Ness' room and made sure they weren't being followed. Then, Ness' wall moved and a Secret Lab was Uncovered. I followed to see what was up. and I saw my brother and Young Link working on some computers. I followed Young Link's every move with my eyes. He's the best! The lab was incredible. I watched Kirby enter the place a couple minutes later. So that's where the boys dissapear too. I Fathomed that they never stayed in their rooms. After a couple of hours, I saw them, one-by-one dissapear into the secret entrance in Ness' room. Young Link was the last to leave. He was just like his older self. Mischievious and Deductive. I finally came to my senses and left the room. I think I have a crush on Young Link. [i/]
Pichu was disgusted. He was thinking over throwing the Diary in the fire. He would use blackmail.
Pichu: *Closed the Diary* I can't belive Nana likes Young Link! That boy has no brains for anything else but Pranks, Plans, Inventions, Jokes and Insanity.
Pichu threw the Diaries and Journels into his closet. Then he took out his and wrote for a good couple minutes.
--------------------The Mall of Doom--------------------
Link, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Pikachu, Fox, Falco and Ness were listening to crashes from next door of the Video Game store. They went outside and saw that the store was, Victoria's Secret! They went inside to see a brawl between these 5 guys. They were using Wrestling Moves and strategies. Like Tables, Ladders and Chairs. This guy threw this other guy into a table with Bra and Panties on top. The smashers traveled to the next store. Toys R' Us. They went inside to see thousands of toys and many Isles. After a couple of hours in which they got lost between Isle 320 and 712 they left the store Dead Tired.
---------------Hal Borntorerings---------------
The Shopping Smasher finally got back to their house.
Popo walked to them and started to sing.
Popo: Me no me, Me Busboy, Me went to lab with the Roy.
Kirby: Shutup! *punches Popo in the face*
Pichu walked up to his fellow Smashers.
Pichu: Hey you. Big Star. Tell me when its over.
Luigi: When whats over.
A Fart noise is heard.
Link: Jezz. Who cut the cheese?
The camera cuts to DK cutting Cheese. Literally.
Pikachu: Popo is a Busboy.
Popo: *Laughs Hysterically and then stops instantly* No.
Kirby, Fox, Falco, Ness and Mario: Maybe Later.
Silence for a while.
Link: Meanwhile at the Batcave.....
Camera cuts to Bowser and DK falling off the Empire State Building.
Camera then cuts to Captian Falcon and Gannondorf climbing a building, Batman and Robin style.
Hours Later......The Shopping Smashers should settle sometime soon so they can slay Robotnik in Sonic for Sega Genesis.
Falco looks under his bed for his Journel and sees it's not there.
Falco: Oh, that's basterdly.
------------------------------------------------
Tough Dough, Falco. Looks like you found out that someone took your blasted Journel. You are really slow on the uptake as a Frozen Playstation.