Yugi goes to the guidance counselor
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [By now I'm sure you know who's fic this is…]
Redfox: *to the reviewers* v_v I'm sorry… That's all I have to say now.
Maat: What abou-
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Pegasus: *is the guidance counselor* ^_^ Halo Ryu! ^_^
Ryou: o_O Why did I have a strange feeling it was him?
Pegasus: HI!!!!!! ^_^ Hey… wait… aren't you that kid that stole my other eye? *pulls up his hair* *shows empty hole where his left eye should be*
Ryou: O_O EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *looks away* COVER IT! COVER IT! Yugi goes to the guidance counselor
Pegasus: *covers eye* GIVE ME BACK MY EYE!!!!!! v_v It was pretty… It was mine… v_v
Ryou: If I give it back will you let me leave?
Pegasus: SURE!!! ^_^ [Or maybe it should be: ^_X]
Ryou: *pulls out the eye from his pocket*
Bakura: *opens link* //Don't do it! Don't give it! I don't trust him!!!!!!! *hisses*//
Ryou: T_T /It's YOU I don't trust./
Pegasus: Hello! Ryou-child! Wake up! *waves hand in front of Ryou's face*
Bakura: //But Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………//
Ryou: /Oh shut up. Don't you 'But Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………' me!/
Pegasus: Hey kid. Wake up…
Bakura: //But…//
Ryou: /No buts!/
Pegasus: Ryou-child! My eye! I want my eye back! *whines loudly*
Ryou: *snaps out of his fight with Bakura* Huh? What? Oh yeah! Sure… sure… here. *gives Pegasus his eye* Now will you let me leave?!
Pegasus: *pops eye back into place* ^__O Of course not Ryou-child! After what I've seen just now you think I'd let YOU leave this office without talking to me first? ^_^
Ryou: *groans*
Bakura: //I told you so but did you listen… NOOOOOOOO…//
Ryou: /Oh shut up./
Bakura: *gets upset* *starts crying* *shuts off mind link*
Ryou: v_v Alone again. *sigh*
Pegasus: Aw… Ryou-child you're NEVER ALONE! ^____^ I'm here for you!
Ryou: o_O I'd rather be stuck with Marik for all eternity than have YOU for a friend.
Pegasus: AW… That's so sweet!
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~At the Ishtar residence~
Marik: //*sneezes*//
Malik: /You're welcome./
Marik: //Huh? Isn't it… Gazun… Gazen… Gazon… Never mind…//
Malik: /I'd rather not say that. It takes too much brainpower to say… that's why I quit school./
Marik: //Oh… No wonder Pretty Maliky stays home with Marik all the time. ^_^ I love you.//
Malik: /I love you too./
Isis: Malik. Are you alright?
Malik: Huh? Oh… yeah… I'm fine. I'm just talking to Marik.
Isis: Oh alright. Why did he call you?
Malik: He sneezed.
Isis: I didn't know spirits could sneeze…
Malik: Neither did I… *thinks for a second* Hey Isis…
Isis: Yeah.
Malik: You know what sounds disturbing…
Isis: What?
Malik: If I said: 'I'm talking to the voice in my head.' Instead of: 'I'm talking to Marik.'
Isis: Hey yeah. That does sound disturbing. *thinks for a while* You didn't happen to say 'I love you' to him did you?
Malik: How'd you know?!
Isis: Ha! I knew it! Pay up! Pay up!
Malik: o_O Huh? Who're you talking to?
Isis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Malik: o_O *Inches away*
Marik: //And they say I'M crazy…//
Malik: *nods slowly*
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~Back at the counselors office~
Pegasus *is trying to get Ryou to sit down*
Ryou: Get you're hands off me!!!!!
Pegasus: Sit! I said SIT Ryou-child! *is pushing Ryou down on the chair by his shoulders*
Ryou: ARGH! LET GO OF ME! *jumps away* AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU CALL ME RYOU-CHILD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pegasus: Tut-tut-tut… poor Ryou-child. So confused and frustrated… v_v I must take it up on my self to cure this poor delinquent! ^_^
Ryou: T_T I am so out of here. *tries to leave*
Pegasus: *pulls Ryou back* Oh no Ryou-child… *pulls Ryou into a hug* We must first cure you of your delinquent-ness! ^_^
Ryou: *twitches* Let… go…
Pegasus: Never! ^_^ I wuv you Ryou-child! You give back my eye!
Ryou O_O /YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!/
Bakura: *is laughing from his soul room* [T_T Apparently he was watching…]
Ryou: /It's not funny!/
Bakura: //Yes it is! Mwahahahaha…//
Ryou: /But he's HUGGING me!//
Bakura: //…Mwahahaha- What?!// *appears in a solid form in front of Pegasus* LET HIM GO!!
Pegasus: O_O *let's go of Ryou quickly* *pushes Ryou away*
Ryou: *falls* AHHH!! *lands on the floor* Ow…
Bakura: *doesn't mind Ryou* YOU! *points at Pegasus*
Pegasus: *recognizes Bakura* YOU! *points at Bakura*
Both: *freeze in place*
Bakura: *whispers to somewhere in the office* Line… *psst* Line…
'Line' Person: Um… *checks the script* I will take my Hikari and leave…
Bakura: *still whispering* Oh O.K. Thanks. *louder* I WILL TAKE MY HIKAIR AND LEAVE AND YOU WILL NOT STOP US!
Pegasus: *still pointing* Never! He needs my help! *gets into a glaring contest with Bakura*
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares*
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares*
Ryou: *feels neglected* v_v
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares* *gives up* Alright… You can leave. v_v I give up.
Bakura: Oh yeah! *does the victory/peace sign* [o_O] Come on Ryou!
Ryou: I really think I should stay… I'm feeling depressed…
Bakura: *grabs Ryou and dashes outside* ^_^ We're going to the movies! The movies! The movies! We're going to the movies and Ryou's gonna pa-ay! ^_^
Ryou: o_O What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! o
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Ryou: o_O That was unexpected…
Bakura: o_o I agree…
Redfox: ^_^ Please review!
Maat: Hey! Stop cut-
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [By now I'm sure you know who's fic this is…]
Redfox: *to the reviewers* v_v I'm sorry… That's all I have to say now.
Maat: What abou-
**
Pegasus: *is the guidance counselor* ^_^ Halo Ryu! ^_^
Ryou: o_O Why did I have a strange feeling it was him?
Pegasus: HI!!!!!! ^_^ Hey… wait… aren't you that kid that stole my other eye? *pulls up his hair* *shows empty hole where his left eye should be*
Ryou: O_O EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *looks away* COVER IT! COVER IT! Yugi goes to the guidance counselor
Pegasus: *covers eye* GIVE ME BACK MY EYE!!!!!! v_v It was pretty… It was mine… v_v
Ryou: If I give it back will you let me leave?
Pegasus: SURE!!! ^_^ [Or maybe it should be: ^_X]
Ryou: *pulls out the eye from his pocket*
Bakura: *opens link* //Don't do it! Don't give it! I don't trust him!!!!!!! *hisses*//
Ryou: T_T /It's YOU I don't trust./
Pegasus: Hello! Ryou-child! Wake up! *waves hand in front of Ryou's face*
Bakura: //But Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………//
Ryou: /Oh shut up. Don't you 'But Ryouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………' me!/
Pegasus: Hey kid. Wake up…
Bakura: //But…//
Ryou: /No buts!/
Pegasus: Ryou-child! My eye! I want my eye back! *whines loudly*
Ryou: *snaps out of his fight with Bakura* Huh? What? Oh yeah! Sure… sure… here. *gives Pegasus his eye* Now will you let me leave?!
Pegasus: *pops eye back into place* ^__O Of course not Ryou-child! After what I've seen just now you think I'd let YOU leave this office without talking to me first? ^_^
Ryou: *groans*
Bakura: //I told you so but did you listen… NOOOOOOOO…//
Ryou: /Oh shut up./
Bakura: *gets upset* *starts crying* *shuts off mind link*
Ryou: v_v Alone again. *sigh*
Pegasus: Aw… Ryou-child you're NEVER ALONE! ^____^ I'm here for you!
Ryou: o_O I'd rather be stuck with Marik for all eternity than have YOU for a friend.
Pegasus: AW… That's so sweet!
**
~At the Ishtar residence~
Marik: //*sneezes*//
Malik: /You're welcome./
Marik: //Huh? Isn't it… Gazun… Gazen… Gazon… Never mind…//
Malik: /I'd rather not say that. It takes too much brainpower to say… that's why I quit school./
Marik: //Oh… No wonder Pretty Maliky stays home with Marik all the time. ^_^ I love you.//
Malik: /I love you too./
Isis: Malik. Are you alright?
Malik: Huh? Oh… yeah… I'm fine. I'm just talking to Marik.
Isis: Oh alright. Why did he call you?
Malik: He sneezed.
Isis: I didn't know spirits could sneeze…
Malik: Neither did I… *thinks for a second* Hey Isis…
Isis: Yeah.
Malik: You know what sounds disturbing…
Isis: What?
Malik: If I said: 'I'm talking to the voice in my head.' Instead of: 'I'm talking to Marik.'
Isis: Hey yeah. That does sound disturbing. *thinks for a while* You didn't happen to say 'I love you' to him did you?
Malik: How'd you know?!
Isis: Ha! I knew it! Pay up! Pay up!
Malik: o_O Huh? Who're you talking to?
Isis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Malik: o_O *Inches away*
Marik: //And they say I'M crazy…//
Malik: *nods slowly*
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~Back at the counselors office~
Pegasus *is trying to get Ryou to sit down*
Ryou: Get you're hands off me!!!!!
Pegasus: Sit! I said SIT Ryou-child! *is pushing Ryou down on the chair by his shoulders*
Ryou: ARGH! LET GO OF ME! *jumps away* AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU CALL ME RYOU-CHILD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pegasus: Tut-tut-tut… poor Ryou-child. So confused and frustrated… v_v I must take it up on my self to cure this poor delinquent! ^_^
Ryou: T_T I am so out of here. *tries to leave*
Pegasus: *pulls Ryou back* Oh no Ryou-child… *pulls Ryou into a hug* We must first cure you of your delinquent-ness! ^_^
Ryou: *twitches* Let… go…
Pegasus: Never! ^_^ I wuv you Ryou-child! You give back my eye!
Ryou O_O /YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!/
Bakura: *is laughing from his soul room* [T_T Apparently he was watching…]
Ryou: /It's not funny!/
Bakura: //Yes it is! Mwahahahaha…//
Ryou: /But he's HUGGING me!//
Bakura: //…Mwahahaha- What?!// *appears in a solid form in front of Pegasus* LET HIM GO!!
Pegasus: O_O *let's go of Ryou quickly* *pushes Ryou away*
Ryou: *falls* AHHH!! *lands on the floor* Ow…
Bakura: *doesn't mind Ryou* YOU! *points at Pegasus*
Pegasus: *recognizes Bakura* YOU! *points at Bakura*
Both: *freeze in place*
Bakura: *whispers to somewhere in the office* Line… *psst* Line…
'Line' Person: Um… *checks the script* I will take my Hikari and leave…
Bakura: *still whispering* Oh O.K. Thanks. *louder* I WILL TAKE MY HIKAIR AND LEAVE AND YOU WILL NOT STOP US!
Pegasus: *still pointing* Never! He needs my help! *gets into a glaring contest with Bakura*
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares*
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares*
Ryou: *feels neglected* v_v
Bakura: *glares*
Pegasus: *glares* *gives up* Alright… You can leave. v_v I give up.
Bakura: Oh yeah! *does the victory/peace sign* [o_O] Come on Ryou!
Ryou: I really think I should stay… I'm feeling depressed…
Bakura: *grabs Ryou and dashes outside* ^_^ We're going to the movies! The movies! The movies! We're going to the movies and Ryou's gonna pa-ay! ^_^
Ryou: o_O What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! o
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Ryou: o_O That was unexpected…
Bakura: o_o I agree…
Redfox: ^_^ Please review!
Maat: Hey! Stop cut-