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It was a lovely Sundae Eve. It was very Tasty too. Mario and Luigi were arguing over who would drive the bus to the Hand House for christmas.
Mario: I'm gonna drive!
Luigi: No, ME!
Mario: ME!
Luigi: ME!
Mario and Luigi: GRRRRRRRR..........
Bowser steps between them.
Bowser: I'll Drive!
DK: NO WAY! Bowser + Driving =Crash!
Bowser: MY Fist + YOUR Mouth = OUCH!
Mario: Yeah? Me + Driving = Safe!
Luigi: No, You + Driving = Hitting a Camel!
Mario: Why would I hit a camel?
Luigi: Cause thats how lost you would be!
Pichu comes in the room to see DK, Mario, Bowser and Luigi fighting.
Pichu: Er....okay...then. Anyway. I wanted to let you all know that Link is driving the bus.
The 4 smashers stop fighting.
Bowser: Who said?
Pichu: Crazy Hand.
All 4 fighters: DAMN!
Pichu went into the kitchen and saw Falco banging his head on the stove. A can of Budwieser in his hand.
Pichu: Hi Falco!
Falco: *Startled* Hiya Zoe!
Pichu: (Angry) This isn't sesame Street!
Falco: *Opens mouth in horror* It isn't? NOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *Jumps out the window*
Fox comes in smokin' some drugs.
Fox: Want one shorty? *Offers a cigar to Pichu*
Pichu: Tobacco is Wacco if you're a teen! Then again...I'm not a teen! *Takes cigar*
Fox: You is a smart kid. Drug is good. Weed, Pot, Marajuana, the tube and tobacco!
Pichu: (Funaki voice) INDEED!
Ness walks in rubbing his head.
Ness: I smell smoke! *Looks at Pichu and Fox holding Joints* Hey....do you guys smell smoke and...Tobacco?
Pichu: Nah, want some Tobacco?
Ness: Sure. *faces camera* Kids...say yes to Drugs.
Pichu: Say no to Elmer Fudge!
Fox: Where's Falco?
Pichu points out the open window.
Ness: Man it's chilly in here. Why is it so cold? *Watches Fox close the window* DON'T CLOSE IT! It's cold!
Fox: (Skeptical) Than I'm doing you a favor.
Falco runs in with a cooler full of Vodka.
Pichu: *Throws hand up in the air* Jesus, more stuff that can kill you.
Falco: I bought a 24-pack! *Opens the cooler to show that there's only 2 left*
Ness: Where's the other 22?
Falco: Er...I got thirsty on the way back.
Fox and Pichu's eyes widen.
Fox: The place is next door for christ sakes.
Falco: I'll get more...*Leaves*
GW Walks in.
GW: OOOOOHHH!! Tobacco! GIMME! *Grabs a pipe*
Fox: *Puts a bag of Tobacco on the table* Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Samus walks in. (Why so many F****** people walking in?)
Samus: *Points at GW's pipe and Fox's Cigar* BLUNT! OH MY! *Runs out*
Fox: Hey! I'm the deseg...Designaate....Desiganted...oh F*** it!
Falco runs back in with a box of Budwieser.
Falco: Got the stuff.
Ness: Pleez tell me you didn't Drink half of it!
Falco: (Goofy Grin) Nope. I drunk it all! *Opens box to show the opened and empty Beer cans*
GW: *Opens mouth and pipe falls on the floor* Great Scott.
Pichu: (High) Now don't start acting like that famous detective character.
Falco: Jerry Springer?
Ness: Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Fox: Batman?
GW: Hulk Hogan?
Pichu: NO! George Bush!
GW: Oh...Hey look...a pretzel!
Mario and Luigi walk in.
Jamiz: That's it! *Seals door with concrete* There! Now no one else will walk in.
Pichu: O_O!
Ness: How do we get out?
Falco: My way!
Fox: My way or the Highway!
Falco: Not the highway. The window! *Jumps to the window and hits the glass* Who shut the F****** window? Was it you Mcloud?
Jamiz: You guys forgot....I have Author powers! *Teleports everyone outside the kitchen and into the living room where DK and Bowser were playing Hole in the wall again* There. *Teleports out the story*
Mario and Luigi crack out Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Ness: What is this forgien game?
Mario: Chess.
Fox: I can't play!
Luigi: Why?
Fox: I have lived a cursed life.
Pichu: How cursed could your life have been?
Fox: I spent my life in a basement eating dead rat carcusses out of a Termite-eatin floorboard space. I had to scrap the rat off the floor, Suck the meril and eat the eye jelly.
Everyone else: O_O
Jamiz: *Reappears* That's digusting! *Dissapears*
Fox: That was a lie you idiots!
Ness: Thats nice.
Mario: I'm gonna drive the bus.
Luigi: No, you wanna go for a ride! (Dopey Voice) Hi! Are we there yet? Cool. Yummy. I forgot what a bus is! (Regular voice) You drive the yellow bus! I'll drive the Hal bus.
Mario: You will drive Greyhound. You Grey Hound!
Luigi: You live in a box.
Mario: You live in a subway.
Luigi: You rob Donut Factories.
Mario: You are Rob Van Dam. Someone robbed my van. Damn.
Pichu: Mario cheated on Peach.
Luigi: *Smiles* YES!
Mario: He's high. He don't know nothin.
Pichu: I got the proof. You wrote it in your Journel!
Mario: *Opens mouth in horror* How'd you get my journel!
Luigi: AHA! If what he said was false than you wouldn't belive he has your journel.
Mario: Only you and Pichu know. Everyone else passed out from drug overdose!
Pichu: My trusty Tape Recorder knows! *Pulls out Tape Recorder and runs away laughing*
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Chases Pichu*
Luigi: *Faces Camera* This is why I'm driving the bus! *Winks*
The camera shows DK and Bowser knocked out with hundreds of holes in the wall and a cement wall on the left corner.
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It was a lovely Sundae Eve. It was very Tasty too. Mario and Luigi were arguing over who would drive the bus to the Hand House for christmas.
Mario: I'm gonna drive!
Luigi: No, ME!
Mario: ME!
Luigi: ME!
Mario and Luigi: GRRRRRRRR..........
Bowser steps between them.
Bowser: I'll Drive!
DK: NO WAY! Bowser + Driving =Crash!
Bowser: MY Fist + YOUR Mouth = OUCH!
Mario: Yeah? Me + Driving = Safe!
Luigi: No, You + Driving = Hitting a Camel!
Mario: Why would I hit a camel?
Luigi: Cause thats how lost you would be!
Pichu comes in the room to see DK, Mario, Bowser and Luigi fighting.
Pichu: Er....okay...then. Anyway. I wanted to let you all know that Link is driving the bus.
The 4 smashers stop fighting.
Bowser: Who said?
Pichu: Crazy Hand.
All 4 fighters: DAMN!
Pichu went into the kitchen and saw Falco banging his head on the stove. A can of Budwieser in his hand.
Pichu: Hi Falco!
Falco: *Startled* Hiya Zoe!
Pichu: (Angry) This isn't sesame Street!
Falco: *Opens mouth in horror* It isn't? NOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *Jumps out the window*
Fox comes in smokin' some drugs.
Fox: Want one shorty? *Offers a cigar to Pichu*
Pichu: Tobacco is Wacco if you're a teen! Then again...I'm not a teen! *Takes cigar*
Fox: You is a smart kid. Drug is good. Weed, Pot, Marajuana, the tube and tobacco!
Pichu: (Funaki voice) INDEED!
Ness walks in rubbing his head.
Ness: I smell smoke! *Looks at Pichu and Fox holding Joints* Hey....do you guys smell smoke and...Tobacco?
Pichu: Nah, want some Tobacco?
Ness: Sure. *faces camera* Kids...say yes to Drugs.
Pichu: Say no to Elmer Fudge!
Fox: Where's Falco?
Pichu points out the open window.
Ness: Man it's chilly in here. Why is it so cold? *Watches Fox close the window* DON'T CLOSE IT! It's cold!
Fox: (Skeptical) Than I'm doing you a favor.
Falco runs in with a cooler full of Vodka.
Pichu: *Throws hand up in the air* Jesus, more stuff that can kill you.
Falco: I bought a 24-pack! *Opens the cooler to show that there's only 2 left*
Ness: Where's the other 22?
Falco: Er...I got thirsty on the way back.
Fox and Pichu's eyes widen.
Fox: The place is next door for christ sakes.
Falco: I'll get more...*Leaves*
GW Walks in.
GW: OOOOOHHH!! Tobacco! GIMME! *Grabs a pipe*
Fox: *Puts a bag of Tobacco on the table* Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Samus walks in. (Why so many F****** people walking in?)
Samus: *Points at GW's pipe and Fox's Cigar* BLUNT! OH MY! *Runs out*
Fox: Hey! I'm the deseg...Designaate....Desiganted...oh F*** it!
Falco runs back in with a box of Budwieser.
Falco: Got the stuff.
Ness: Pleez tell me you didn't Drink half of it!
Falco: (Goofy Grin) Nope. I drunk it all! *Opens box to show the opened and empty Beer cans*
GW: *Opens mouth and pipe falls on the floor* Great Scott.
Pichu: (High) Now don't start acting like that famous detective character.
Falco: Jerry Springer?
Ness: Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Fox: Batman?
GW: Hulk Hogan?
Pichu: NO! George Bush!
GW: Oh...Hey look...a pretzel!
Mario and Luigi walk in.
Jamiz: That's it! *Seals door with concrete* There! Now no one else will walk in.
Pichu: O_O!
Ness: How do we get out?
Falco: My way!
Fox: My way or the Highway!
Falco: Not the highway. The window! *Jumps to the window and hits the glass* Who shut the F****** window? Was it you Mcloud?
Jamiz: You guys forgot....I have Author powers! *Teleports everyone outside the kitchen and into the living room where DK and Bowser were playing Hole in the wall again* There. *Teleports out the story*
Mario and Luigi crack out Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Ness: What is this forgien game?
Mario: Chess.
Fox: I can't play!
Luigi: Why?
Fox: I have lived a cursed life.
Pichu: How cursed could your life have been?
Fox: I spent my life in a basement eating dead rat carcusses out of a Termite-eatin floorboard space. I had to scrap the rat off the floor, Suck the meril and eat the eye jelly.
Everyone else: O_O
Jamiz: *Reappears* That's digusting! *Dissapears*
Fox: That was a lie you idiots!
Ness: Thats nice.
Mario: I'm gonna drive the bus.
Luigi: No, you wanna go for a ride! (Dopey Voice) Hi! Are we there yet? Cool. Yummy. I forgot what a bus is! (Regular voice) You drive the yellow bus! I'll drive the Hal bus.
Mario: You will drive Greyhound. You Grey Hound!
Luigi: You live in a box.
Mario: You live in a subway.
Luigi: You rob Donut Factories.
Mario: You are Rob Van Dam. Someone robbed my van. Damn.
Pichu: Mario cheated on Peach.
Luigi: *Smiles* YES!
Mario: He's high. He don't know nothin.
Pichu: I got the proof. You wrote it in your Journel!
Mario: *Opens mouth in horror* How'd you get my journel!
Luigi: AHA! If what he said was false than you wouldn't belive he has your journel.
Mario: Only you and Pichu know. Everyone else passed out from drug overdose!
Pichu: My trusty Tape Recorder knows! *Pulls out Tape Recorder and runs away laughing*
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Chases Pichu*
Luigi: *Faces Camera* This is why I'm driving the bus! *Winks*
The camera shows DK and Bowser knocked out with hundreds of holes in the wall and a cement wall on the left corner.
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