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Later on that day............
The women of SSBM are Bowling in the Built in Alley.
Zelda: *Sits at the game controls* OK so that leaves Samus leading. If peach gets a strike, she passes me. If she doesn't....she is eliminated from the game and must pay 30$ to Me. You're up Princess Loadfool.
Peach: *Grabs a Bowling Ball* Come on Lucky Seven! *Throws the ball at the Entrance by mistake and hits Popo straight in the face* Oops!
Young Link covers Popo and GW dressed in a Referee Outfit slams his 2D hand on the floor 3 times.
GW: One, Two, Buckle my shoe! THREE!
Young Link: *Stands up with a Gold belt in his hand* YES!
Roy comes out of nowhere and hits Young Link in the back of the head with a Steel Chair. Roy covers Young Link and GW taps the floor three quick times. But it didn't stop there.....Marth, Fox and DK come in and start up a brawl. They end up smashing Glasses over their heads and slamming each other between the Isles.
Samus: *Taps DK* What are you doing?
DK: Smash Wrestling.
Samus: Huh?
DK: Check in the Recreation Room for a Flyer if you want to Jo........*Gets hit with 2 Bowling Pins from Fox*
Fox: AHA! I will survive! *Stomps on DK*
Samus, Peach and Zelda leave the Alley in a jiffy. (Not the Muffin Company)
Fox got hit with a 4X6 Plank over the head by the original Fighter Popo and gets pinned. Popo runs away with the Golden Title.
In the Recreation Room.....
Link and Luigi were playing Pool and Mario, Bowser and Mewtwo were playing Poker.
Mario: This sucks! He's a F****** Phychic for Christ Sakes! *Throws down cards* I'm leaving.
Bowser: Fine....be a B****!
Samus, Zelda and Peach enter the room and start to gaze at the flyer on the wall.
Mario: Ah ladies. Thinking about signing up for Smash Wrestling? Who you're looking at here is....can you guess?
Bowser: An A******!
Mario: Hal Champion.
Zelda: Is that the highest?
Mario: Yeah.
Link: *Walks over* Did you see any Fights today? Cause that's mostly how everyone finds out. The Hal Hardcore Championship. Defended 24/7. Offended 15/3.
Peach: Yeah. We were bowling and I almost cost Popo the title by hitting him with a bowling ball.
Mewtwo: This Smash Wrestling is nosense.
Mario: Only because you can't join! You can only use Phychic Power which is against the rules.
Luigi: Yeah. I'm Intergametinental Hal Champion. The fights go all around the Nintendo fighters. NINTENDO only.
Bowser: *Stands*Smash Hal Wrestling is the best sport in Nintendo. I wish I could only beat Mario for his title. Then I'd be unstoppable.
Samus: Just go for the Hardcore Title. By the looks of it. It's the most horrible but the easiest.
Luigi: Don't Convince him. He's been Hardcore Champ 42 times. The title started This morning! He's even beaten me in my first match. Last week. I just got it back from DK.
Peach: So everybody is in this....besides Mewtwo?
Link: Yup. Even Falco. And he's the drunkest SOB in Nintendo. Did you here about how they had the Author come in and Force Falco in the event? Man was he pissed. There was booms and Bams from the Author's office all morning.
Luigi: (Overjoyed) Did you here about what Pichu said......*Get's hit in the face with a steel chair by Mario*
Mario: Shuddup!
Link: What did he say?
Mario: Tell you later. Hey I have something more interesting. Have all your Secret Books dissapeared.
All: Yeah/uh-huh/ totally/ yup/ yes
Mario: I think Pichu has em. I can't tell you the proof though.....
Mewtwo: *Grins* I know.
Mario: Shut up!
Samus: Aw, c'mon. What is it?
Luigi: *Wakes up* He did....*Get's hit with the chair again*
Mario: Shut up.
Bowser: What the F*** did you do?!?!?
Just then Popo runs in stopping Mario from answering.
Popo: Jesus. Someone hide me.
GW runs in the room and squats next to Popo.
Bowser: (Grins) Here I'll hide you. *Opens a compartment under the pool table and watches Popo slip in* Heh Heh. *Takes a Pool Stick and Breaks it in half over Popo's head. Bowser covers Popo*
GW hand hits the floor three times and Reluctantly gives Bowser the title. Bowser stomps out the room.
Mario:That's great. Lovely and great. To see someone bash a Pool Stick over a kid's head.
Luigi walkes up, takes the chair and bends it over Mario's back by hitting him. Luigi drags Mario on the pool Table and Puts him in the Rings Of Luigi. (Walls of Jericho)
Everyone Else: O_O
-------------Living Room-------------
Pichu, Pikachu and Ness are watching Friends with Fox and Falco.
Fox: Dude, Rachel is F****** hot!
Falco: -_-.....you suck!
Ness: You both suck. I bet you can't beat me in a Nintendo Wrestling Match.
Fox: What? I'll kick your A** so hard you'll kiss the moon.
Ness: I'll kick your A** so hard you'll be taking a S*** out of your nose!
Fox: Let's go then.
Ness: Nope. I've got a better idea. Tag Team Match. For the Nintendo Xtreme Tag Team Title.
Fox: Fine. What's the stip?
Ness: You name it.
Fox: Hmmm....*Thinks* TLC Hell in the Cell Match.
Ness: Makin' up new matches huh? Fine. I got Yoshi. Who do you have?
Fox: Easy. Falco.
Falco: Um...I don't think I should Wrestle in that kind of enviorment.
Fox: What are you talkin about? You're the most Xtreme in the Federation.
Falco: You think so? Nah, I'm not more Xtreme than Roy.
Pichu: Roy sucks more air than Kirby. I could beat em with my mitts tied behind my back.
Pikachu: Too bad you're too SHORT huh?
Pichu: Burn in hell.
Ness: OK. Fox, Falco? Meet me in the Ring. Gym number 23. I'll have the cell pulled down and the ladders, tables and chairs put around the room in seconds.
Falco: Fine.
Fox: Good.
Pichu: Ohhhh....this is gonna be sweet!
Pikachu: Sweeter than Zelda Sugar Cookies.
Pichu: F*** no! Zelda puts POUNDS of sugar in each cookie. A batch of those could Kill Marth. And he's eaten a bags of sugar in seconds!
-----------Recreation Room-----------
Samus, Peach, Mewtwo and Bowser left leaving The Mario brothers, a fallen Popo and The Hyrulians.
Mario was out cold on the pool table and Luigi was Refereeing an air Hockey match between Princess Zelda and Warrior Link.
Link: Hey Luigi. Who's the Xtreme Tag Team Champions?
Luigi: As of now? Nobody.
Zelda: Why don't you and Mario Team up.
Luigi: Hell no. We wouldn't last seconds without beating on each other.
Link: Yeah. Hey Zelda. Wanna go for the titles?
Zelda: Nah. I'm not into the Xtreme stuff. Just normal stuff. I even think the Harcore title is insane....after seeing Bowser clobber Popo like that. I mean he broke the stick in HALF over that kid's head.
Luigi: That's nothing. You should of saw the tryouts for the first title reign. Link, Ness and Falco were clobbered constantly.
Link: Yeah. The one time where I was thrown off Headquarters by some Mysterious guy wearing a mask.
Zelda: O_O! When was this!?!?!?!?!
Link: About a month ago. The rumor was that I went on a 3-week Vacation but I was in the Hostpital Wing downstairs. Then there was when Bowser but Ness through the wall. That was 5 days ago. And there was the TLC match when before the Drain Session, Falco was attacked by Mewtwo. Then he went into the match and got thrown off a 40 foot ladder into 4 tables. I'd pretty much say we're Adrenaline Fueled or in Falco's case, alchohal Fueled.
Zelda: So this Drain Session...what is it?
Luigi: When your Special Powers are drained leaving you with Human Abilities. They do it before every match. We need special Permission from the Hands to Cancel the Drain session.
Popo: *wakes up* Oh....my head.
Luigi walks over to Popo.
Luigi: Hey, you're awake.
Zelda and Link rushed over.
Popo: What happened. Last thing I remember is Bowser hiding me in the Pool Table.
Link: *Frowns* Yeah. Then he broke a Pool Stick over your head. *Points to half-broken pool Stick on the floor*
Popo: That's F****** ouchies! That Mother F*** thinks he's a tough Son of a B****! I'll show that S*******! *Gets up and runs out the room*
Zelda: (Skeptical) OK then.....o_O......
Link: Meanwhile at the batcave......
Luigi: -_-....shuddup Link.
Link: NO! Maybe Later!
Mario stirres and wakes up. He stands grabs a handful of Pool Balls and starts chucking them at Luigi.
It took a couple of seconds for Luigi to realize the Balls flying over his head. He looked behind him...and got clobbered with a Wine glass.
Zelda and Link: O_O!
Mario then puts Luigi on the Pool table and German Suplexes him on the table. They seem motionless but Mario gets up and does it again. Obviously going for a shattered table.
Link, seeing enough, climbs on the table and brawls with Mario to stop him from destroying Luigi.
Roy rushes in.
Roy: The Xtreme Tag Titles are on the line right now! *Looks at the fighting* Woah! Holy crap. What's going on?
Roy jumped on the table and got into the rubling fighting off Mario and Link. Bowser runs in followed by Popo, Gannodorf, CF, Samus, Kirby, Marth and DK. The Improntu match begun. Everyone started going for the hardcore title.
Eventually everyone was laid out except the New Hardcore Champion, Roy and the Mario Brothers.
Mario and Luigi were still beating the hell out of each other on the Pool Table and Roy was Stomping on Captian Falcon, the Ex-Hardcore Champion. Before Roy ran out, He helped Mario and Gave a High Angle German Suplex putting Luigi THROUGH the table. The table lay Broken in half and The new Hardcore champion runs to watch the great match.
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On the camera a countdown number is going until the TLC Hell in the Cell Match happens.
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A/N: Hey. My chapter's are finally developing a plot....Nintendo Wrestling! Review dudes and dudettes!
Later on that day............
The women of SSBM are Bowling in the Built in Alley.
Zelda: *Sits at the game controls* OK so that leaves Samus leading. If peach gets a strike, she passes me. If she doesn't....she is eliminated from the game and must pay 30$ to Me. You're up Princess Loadfool.
Peach: *Grabs a Bowling Ball* Come on Lucky Seven! *Throws the ball at the Entrance by mistake and hits Popo straight in the face* Oops!
Young Link covers Popo and GW dressed in a Referee Outfit slams his 2D hand on the floor 3 times.
GW: One, Two, Buckle my shoe! THREE!
Young Link: *Stands up with a Gold belt in his hand* YES!
Roy comes out of nowhere and hits Young Link in the back of the head with a Steel Chair. Roy covers Young Link and GW taps the floor three quick times. But it didn't stop there.....Marth, Fox and DK come in and start up a brawl. They end up smashing Glasses over their heads and slamming each other between the Isles.
Samus: *Taps DK* What are you doing?
DK: Smash Wrestling.
Samus: Huh?
DK: Check in the Recreation Room for a Flyer if you want to Jo........*Gets hit with 2 Bowling Pins from Fox*
Fox: AHA! I will survive! *Stomps on DK*
Samus, Peach and Zelda leave the Alley in a jiffy. (Not the Muffin Company)
Fox got hit with a 4X6 Plank over the head by the original Fighter Popo and gets pinned. Popo runs away with the Golden Title.
In the Recreation Room.....
Link and Luigi were playing Pool and Mario, Bowser and Mewtwo were playing Poker.
Mario: This sucks! He's a F****** Phychic for Christ Sakes! *Throws down cards* I'm leaving.
Bowser: Fine....be a B****!
Samus, Zelda and Peach enter the room and start to gaze at the flyer on the wall.
Mario: Ah ladies. Thinking about signing up for Smash Wrestling? Who you're looking at here is....can you guess?
Bowser: An A******!
Mario: Hal Champion.
Zelda: Is that the highest?
Mario: Yeah.
Link: *Walks over* Did you see any Fights today? Cause that's mostly how everyone finds out. The Hal Hardcore Championship. Defended 24/7. Offended 15/3.
Peach: Yeah. We were bowling and I almost cost Popo the title by hitting him with a bowling ball.
Mewtwo: This Smash Wrestling is nosense.
Mario: Only because you can't join! You can only use Phychic Power which is against the rules.
Luigi: Yeah. I'm Intergametinental Hal Champion. The fights go all around the Nintendo fighters. NINTENDO only.
Bowser: *Stands*Smash Hal Wrestling is the best sport in Nintendo. I wish I could only beat Mario for his title. Then I'd be unstoppable.
Samus: Just go for the Hardcore Title. By the looks of it. It's the most horrible but the easiest.
Luigi: Don't Convince him. He's been Hardcore Champ 42 times. The title started This morning! He's even beaten me in my first match. Last week. I just got it back from DK.
Peach: So everybody is in this....besides Mewtwo?
Link: Yup. Even Falco. And he's the drunkest SOB in Nintendo. Did you here about how they had the Author come in and Force Falco in the event? Man was he pissed. There was booms and Bams from the Author's office all morning.
Luigi: (Overjoyed) Did you here about what Pichu said......*Get's hit in the face with a steel chair by Mario*
Mario: Shuddup!
Link: What did he say?
Mario: Tell you later. Hey I have something more interesting. Have all your Secret Books dissapeared.
All: Yeah/uh-huh/ totally/ yup/ yes
Mario: I think Pichu has em. I can't tell you the proof though.....
Mewtwo: *Grins* I know.
Mario: Shut up!
Samus: Aw, c'mon. What is it?
Luigi: *Wakes up* He did....*Get's hit with the chair again*
Mario: Shut up.
Bowser: What the F*** did you do?!?!?
Just then Popo runs in stopping Mario from answering.
Popo: Jesus. Someone hide me.
GW runs in the room and squats next to Popo.
Bowser: (Grins) Here I'll hide you. *Opens a compartment under the pool table and watches Popo slip in* Heh Heh. *Takes a Pool Stick and Breaks it in half over Popo's head. Bowser covers Popo*
GW hand hits the floor three times and Reluctantly gives Bowser the title. Bowser stomps out the room.
Mario:That's great. Lovely and great. To see someone bash a Pool Stick over a kid's head.
Luigi walkes up, takes the chair and bends it over Mario's back by hitting him. Luigi drags Mario on the pool Table and Puts him in the Rings Of Luigi. (Walls of Jericho)
Everyone Else: O_O
-------------Living Room-------------
Pichu, Pikachu and Ness are watching Friends with Fox and Falco.
Fox: Dude, Rachel is F****** hot!
Falco: -_-.....you suck!
Ness: You both suck. I bet you can't beat me in a Nintendo Wrestling Match.
Fox: What? I'll kick your A** so hard you'll kiss the moon.
Ness: I'll kick your A** so hard you'll be taking a S*** out of your nose!
Fox: Let's go then.
Ness: Nope. I've got a better idea. Tag Team Match. For the Nintendo Xtreme Tag Team Title.
Fox: Fine. What's the stip?
Ness: You name it.
Fox: Hmmm....*Thinks* TLC Hell in the Cell Match.
Ness: Makin' up new matches huh? Fine. I got Yoshi. Who do you have?
Fox: Easy. Falco.
Falco: Um...I don't think I should Wrestle in that kind of enviorment.
Fox: What are you talkin about? You're the most Xtreme in the Federation.
Falco: You think so? Nah, I'm not more Xtreme than Roy.
Pichu: Roy sucks more air than Kirby. I could beat em with my mitts tied behind my back.
Pikachu: Too bad you're too SHORT huh?
Pichu: Burn in hell.
Ness: OK. Fox, Falco? Meet me in the Ring. Gym number 23. I'll have the cell pulled down and the ladders, tables and chairs put around the room in seconds.
Falco: Fine.
Fox: Good.
Pichu: Ohhhh....this is gonna be sweet!
Pikachu: Sweeter than Zelda Sugar Cookies.
Pichu: F*** no! Zelda puts POUNDS of sugar in each cookie. A batch of those could Kill Marth. And he's eaten a bags of sugar in seconds!
-----------Recreation Room-----------
Samus, Peach, Mewtwo and Bowser left leaving The Mario brothers, a fallen Popo and The Hyrulians.
Mario was out cold on the pool table and Luigi was Refereeing an air Hockey match between Princess Zelda and Warrior Link.
Link: Hey Luigi. Who's the Xtreme Tag Team Champions?
Luigi: As of now? Nobody.
Zelda: Why don't you and Mario Team up.
Luigi: Hell no. We wouldn't last seconds without beating on each other.
Link: Yeah. Hey Zelda. Wanna go for the titles?
Zelda: Nah. I'm not into the Xtreme stuff. Just normal stuff. I even think the Harcore title is insane....after seeing Bowser clobber Popo like that. I mean he broke the stick in HALF over that kid's head.
Luigi: That's nothing. You should of saw the tryouts for the first title reign. Link, Ness and Falco were clobbered constantly.
Link: Yeah. The one time where I was thrown off Headquarters by some Mysterious guy wearing a mask.
Zelda: O_O! When was this!?!?!?!?!
Link: About a month ago. The rumor was that I went on a 3-week Vacation but I was in the Hostpital Wing downstairs. Then there was when Bowser but Ness through the wall. That was 5 days ago. And there was the TLC match when before the Drain Session, Falco was attacked by Mewtwo. Then he went into the match and got thrown off a 40 foot ladder into 4 tables. I'd pretty much say we're Adrenaline Fueled or in Falco's case, alchohal Fueled.
Zelda: So this Drain Session...what is it?
Luigi: When your Special Powers are drained leaving you with Human Abilities. They do it before every match. We need special Permission from the Hands to Cancel the Drain session.
Popo: *wakes up* Oh....my head.
Luigi walks over to Popo.
Luigi: Hey, you're awake.
Zelda and Link rushed over.
Popo: What happened. Last thing I remember is Bowser hiding me in the Pool Table.
Link: *Frowns* Yeah. Then he broke a Pool Stick over your head. *Points to half-broken pool Stick on the floor*
Popo: That's F****** ouchies! That Mother F*** thinks he's a tough Son of a B****! I'll show that S*******! *Gets up and runs out the room*
Zelda: (Skeptical) OK then.....o_O......
Link: Meanwhile at the batcave......
Luigi: -_-....shuddup Link.
Link: NO! Maybe Later!
Mario stirres and wakes up. He stands grabs a handful of Pool Balls and starts chucking them at Luigi.
It took a couple of seconds for Luigi to realize the Balls flying over his head. He looked behind him...and got clobbered with a Wine glass.
Zelda and Link: O_O!
Mario then puts Luigi on the Pool table and German Suplexes him on the table. They seem motionless but Mario gets up and does it again. Obviously going for a shattered table.
Link, seeing enough, climbs on the table and brawls with Mario to stop him from destroying Luigi.
Roy rushes in.
Roy: The Xtreme Tag Titles are on the line right now! *Looks at the fighting* Woah! Holy crap. What's going on?
Roy jumped on the table and got into the rubling fighting off Mario and Link. Bowser runs in followed by Popo, Gannodorf, CF, Samus, Kirby, Marth and DK. The Improntu match begun. Everyone started going for the hardcore title.
Eventually everyone was laid out except the New Hardcore Champion, Roy and the Mario Brothers.
Mario and Luigi were still beating the hell out of each other on the Pool Table and Roy was Stomping on Captian Falcon, the Ex-Hardcore Champion. Before Roy ran out, He helped Mario and Gave a High Angle German Suplex putting Luigi THROUGH the table. The table lay Broken in half and The new Hardcore champion runs to watch the great match.
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On the camera a countdown number is going until the TLC Hell in the Cell Match happens.
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A/N: Hey. My chapter's are finally developing a plot....Nintendo Wrestling! Review dudes and dudettes!