The Duo of Fox and Falco were watching along as Peach was talking to Roy and Marth..

Fox: What is she doin' ?

Falco: (Annoyed) I don't know. Don't ask me.

They both moved closer to hear.

Peach: ...so what we need you to do is stall Fox and Falco till we can set up the Ambush and the Guns....

Marth: *Smiles* Okay. We're gonna get rid of them all right.

Peach: Good riddance.

Roy: *Takes out sword* So do you want us to take their heads off?

Marth: *Looks at Roy* Dude. Put that away before you get hurt.

Roy: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.

Falco: (Scared) Dude did you hear that? The're gonna kill us.

Fox: Stop jumping to conclusions. Come on. We got a match to win.

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GW was outside the ring looking at the ladders and Table set around the ring. The bleachers were filled with Nintendonians. An announcer stepped inside the ring.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen. I am the Smash Wrestling Announcer. Jace Benson. -cheering from crowd- Tonight. We have a Tag Team TLC Hell In The Cell Match. For the Xtreme Smash Tag Team Champoinship. As you can see....The Cell is getting lowered...and while that is happening. I'm going to introduce our Contestants.

Jace: First, we have Team Star Fox.

The Star Fox Theme goes on Loudspeakers and Fox and Falco sprint to the ring. And start doing taunts on the turnbuckles.

Jace: Second, we have Team Sparkegg.

A mix of The Pokemon Theme and Yoshi's Theme plays and the two animals do their respective Taunts.

Mr. Game And Watch, the referee, prepares for the match.

GW: The only way to win is to reach for the belts on top of the cell.

4 Smashers: OK.

The Ref rings the bell. Some people look to the Commentary Box where Master Hand And Crazy Hand are Commentating on the match.

MH: Hiya folks. I'm Master Hand.

CH: *Grumble* Crazy......*Grumble*

MH: And We're commentating for those who suck at getting money thus unable to come to this Smashing Match.

The bell rings.

Fox and Falco fend off their furry fiends.

(A/N: F****** Tongue Twisters)

MH: Falco has Yoshi by the neck outside.....Irish Whip into the cell...damn....Yoshi reverses and Falco meets his newfound enemy....Pain. Fox throws the electric mouse outside the ring and it hits the floor. Body press off the ropes...and nobody home.....

CH: Who's home?

MH: Nobody.....anywayz.....yoshi countinues to irish whip Falco into the sides of the cell causing it to fall apart and break up in random places.....ooooooooo...nice move by Falco...beautiful reversal.....Falco goes to the outside and starts to climb the cell. Yoshi follows and pulls on Falco....Falco gives a delicious kick to Yoshi.

CH: Yum. Falco gets to the top and goes to McDonalds.....

MH: No he does not!

CH: YES!

MH: NO!

CH: Okay...He goes to Wendy's.

MH: OUCH! He goes to hell with that move! While me and my friend over here were arguing Falco was thrown off the cell through the Spanish announcer's Table by Yoshi...Ouch....Damn...Fox throws Yoshi off....Crap...Pikachu throws Fox off....Pikachu is left standing with Carnage all around the ring. Looks like a Car Crash out here.

CH: Huh? Where's the car?

MH: Stupid A**! I was exaggerating. It's part of commentating.

CH: Okay. OH!!! This place looks like a Train Blew up. Anywhoz...Pikachu is retriving the ladder and prepares something daring.....nope! He's gonna win the match! NO!!! *Shoots Pikachu with Bullets* Son of a B****!!!

MH: O_O Whoah...

Pikachu: What the F*** are you doing you Stupid A** Crackpot?!

MH: Oh....Falco's back......He powerbombs Pikachu to the outside of the cell. And It's up to either Yoshi or Fox to win this match cause Both Falco and Pikachu are barely alive after that.

MH: Fox and Yoshi battle outside......holy crap....someone's interfearing.....THEY'VE PULLED A F****** MONSTER TRUCK INTO THE ARENA!!!

CH: Cool. Hey, It's Mario......damn......the jackass is gonna run over Fox and Yoshi! Oh Wait.....lucky miss......Oh F***!!! Mario is destroying the F****** Cell! He's using that Monster Truck as a bulldozer....

MH: Whoah! Mario has a Sledgehammer and is pounding on our remaining Competitors.....And here comes Luigi!!!! Luigi has a steel Chair. He's takes out Mario! And countinues the assault....holy S***! Here comes the locker Room!!!! There's Bowser, Captian Falcon....Samus.....GW has lost control of this match!

CH: Cool. That's entertainment! Bowser taking out a table. It's an eviction...hey look!!! Here comes Roy! Impromtu Hardcore Match underway! Holy S***! Falco's back up! He's climbing the Cell. The Cell is Shafted Completly! Falco could win this! He picks up the ladder and climbs.....He's gonna do it!!!

MH: What the Hell?!!?! Yoshi in that Monster Truck...NO!!! F***!!! Yoshi drives that Monster Truck into the Cell causing Falco to fall of the ladder onto the top of the cell. Marth comes out of nowhere and pulls Yoshi out the Truck Man oh Man!

CH: Marth with a powerbomb on the truck to Yoshi.....Mario beating on Marth now....here comes DK!!! It's a F****** Wrestlemania Brawl!!! Here comes Link! New Hardcore Champ Crowned.....Too many people.....Damn!!!

MH: It's Hell on Ice out here! Oh My God! The outside starting to clear up.....Everyone starts chasing CF out of the Arena....Everyone wants to bite off of the Hardcore Title....Mario and Roy left laid out on the Monster Truck...Fox and Yoshi in the Carnage of the Spanish Announcer's Table! Falco on the cell knocked out and Pikachu climbing the Cell!! It's all over folks!!! Pikachu climbs the ladder on the cell....He's gonna do it....Oh no...Roy starts climbing too! Both competitors are climbing the Ladder...who's gonna make it.....Here we go......

























MH: Holy S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***!! HOLY S***!!! FLOWING DDT OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE CELL!!! THROUGH THE RING AND......MOTHER F***!!! THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!! FALCO!!! DESPERATION MANUVER ON PIKACHU!!

CH: And Fox had to watch that...he knows that it's up to him to get those titles....looks like taking those belts are the only things left standing in his way of his Pride. Fox going under the ring....holy.....he's got a table! Oh boy....here's some pain.....DAMN! DAMN! He's setting it up on Mario's Monster Truck...there's gonna be some brutality! Fox struggles with Yoshi...Yoshi...low blow...damn....Yoshi Low Blows Fox and puts him on the table....

MH: Oh no! Yoshi climbing the Table....Fox has to act! Yoshi's gonna jump...OH MY GOD!!! Yoshi Jumps......Fox moves......but not far enough! Fox gets hurt but Yoshi get's the full blast! Son of a Bitch.....ain't that the most off ended thing you've ever seen. Fox may be dead...and we're gonna be on this like a pay-per-view....no commercials....

CH: YES! Yoshi is the first one up...he's carrying the ladder to the top of the cell....Wait...Fox is pissed! Yoshi is going for the belts....Fox interuppts...and sends Yoshi to hell by pusing him off the ladder through the top! And Fox has the titles! Crap smoking pot user!

The bell rings.

Jace: Sweet, the winners of this match...and the new...Nintendo Smash Xtreme Tag Team Champs....Fox and Falco....Team Starfox!

Fox holds up both titles and climbs down to his partner who is laying on the floor after taking a beating. He carries Falco to the backsage area where they meet all the smashers except Pikachu and Yoshi.

Roy: You guys were awesome. *Winces*

Peach: Narly Moves guys.

Kirby: Breathtaking S*** dudes.

The smashers countinue to converse about the match and all falls silent when Jace enters the room.

Jace: You guys were F****** awesome. Sweet A** S*** you did out there. Anywayz....You defend you're titles January 16th.....it'll be against the Mario Brothers.

Mario: What?!

Luigi: I object!

Jace: Tough S***! I don't make the matches. Besides...I already told the crowd....

Luigi: B*******! I demand fair conduct!

Jace: Dude. Use words I actually understand. I'm no older than 13. The F*** is conduct?

Smashers: (Confused)

Falco: That's impossible...You're 13.....

Jace: Well, not technically....I have this magic S***...so that I can appear at an age between 12 and 17. Of course my knowledge is edited the more I get older...and the more I get younger. So I have to edify myself......man, F*** that.....anywayz..take up your arguements with Master Hand. He's the organizer of the NSWA.

GW: The what??

Jace: Nintendo Smash Wrestling Alliance.

Smashers: Oh.....

The Smashers start to disperse.....

Jace: *Taps Fox* Did you see Master Hand after you grabbed those titles?

Fox: No....why?

Jace: He was having a bigger seizure than Crazy Hand had to give him his nickname.

To Be Countinued.....