It was almost over a month since the legandary Match between Pikachu,
Yoshi, Falco and
Fox. Lots of Nintendonians had been Replaying the match with Camcorders,
others got copies from Marth and Roy. They knew it was legal to produce a
Copyrighted Tape, but the tape wasn't copyrighted huh?
As for now, all of the smashers are wondering what to do for the next holiday......Valentines.
It was a couple of the unusual people who started worrying. Falco, Fox, Pichu and Ness.
Especially since They're in the Journal Snitch together. If anyone of them get in trouble, they all do. Matches had started January 3rd for the smashers and they were usually hidden in them, always volunteering. Always Smokin and Drinkin.
Anywayz...enough wit da intro.............
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--------------------Hal Laboratories---------------------------
Mr. GAW was in the living room smokin some Marijuana out of his pipe when Fox came in and plopped down next to him.
GAW: Drunk again?
Fox: Shut up. I think Falco slipped some Weed in the 4 cans of beer I drunk. Now I'm drunk and High.
GAW: *Puff* *Puff* What else is new?
Fox: *Scowls* Man........
Roy: *Walkes past the room* DOES ANYBODY DO ANYTHING MORE THAN SMOKE?!?!?!
GAW and Fox: Who else is smokin?
Roy: Ness, Pichu, Falco, Captian Falcon, Marth, Mario. And all in different places too. I mean....you have the underage smoke weed!
GAW: How old are you?
Roy: Um....16.....why?
Fox: *Tosses Roy a bag of weed* Prepare to smoke.
Roy: *Nods head in agreement* You cool. You cool.
Fox and GAW Laugh it up.
In the kitchen Ness, Pichu, Marth and Roy are Smokin.
Pichu starts chuckling and soon him and Ness are on the floor.
Marth: You guys okay?
Roy: Yeah, you guys takin a leaf out of the Hands' book?
Ness and Pichu just keep laughing. Objects around them start to move.
Roy: Woah! Let's get the F*** out of here!
Marth and Roy dart out of the kitchen.
In the Boy Dorm.......
Mario and Link are talkin about signing up the smashers for some High School.
Mario: We need the approval of them.
Link: Yeah. Are you immune to drugs?
Mario: No. It's just a late effect.
Link: Ok. *Runs off*
Mario: Damn late effects.....
-A crash is heard from the Kitchen-
Mario: -_-"
Link over P.A.: What the F*** are you smokers doing?!?!
Mario: -__-"
Link over P.A.: All Smashers report to the living room for a meeting? AND IF YOU DON'T COME YOU WILL SUFFER DEARLY!
Pichu's voice from the kitchen: He's convinced me!
Later on, after all 26 smashers got into the living room, Pichu addressed them by surprise.
Pichu: I am the presedent of the United States! Now I'm the president of McDonalds.
Falco: Your people robbed me yesterday.
Pichu: Check with my lawyer.
Link: Sit Down A******!
Pichu: Your wish is my command MASTER!
Link: Anyways, me and Mario have been thinking about asking Master hand to go to School.
Link hears indistinct comments from the smashers. Link brings out a voting box.
Link: Let's vote on it.
After voting, Link counted.
Link: 9 for No and 17 for Yes.
Roy: Yes!
Mario stands up and goes to Link.
Mario: Let's give it to him. No Homo.
Link: Okay.
The Two Smashers left the others to argue as they headed to Master Hand's Office.
Once they arrived they heard Master Hand talking on the phone.
MH: Hey, Post-pone em. We can't afford to break from the Smasher Fights. We need to leave Smash Wrestling alone for another 3 weeks.
Mario: *Opens door* Ey-Master-a-Hand! We got a vote on going to school.
MH: Hmm....I'll talk later. Bye. *Hangs up Phone* Ok. What now?
Link: We have the votes for going to school!
MH: So....?
Link: Yep. Most of them want to go to school.
Mario: So what now?
MH: I was on the phone with A Principal of a school now. What a coincidence. It's settled. You're all going to Video Game School. Consists of Grad school, Middle School and High School.
Link and Mario: Cool! *Run out the room*
MH: Eh....School. Please. They're in for a living Hell. The Principal there is a Badass he is.
Back in the Living room.....Fox and GAW Are smokin up some drugs and Falco and Ness are drinking a couple of Bud Lights. Link walks in and sees them in a mess.
Link: Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Always Drinkin and Smokin.
Falco puts up the middle finger.
Falco: F*** You!
Link: Ya know we're going to school in 2 days and you can't go and start drinkin and S***!
Falco: Listen. In 4 and a half months I'll be in college! Old enough to drink. And right now, I don't need some chicken S*** Elf Boy tellin me what to do!
Link: Whatever. When you get arrested, don't come crying to me. Hey Ness, you can't drink. You're 8 years under age!
Ness: So? Sue me!
Link: *Shakes head* I give up!
Fox: *Tosses Link a bag of drugs* Listen. That stuff is ultamate rigged. Weed, Marijuana, Tobacco, nicotine, Alchohal and a Blunt mix.
Link: Sorry. I'm not smoking this! All that can kill you.
Fox: Come on. Please. I need someone to test it on!
Link: NO!
Fox: Link I'm beggin you. Falco doesn't smoke and GAW sticks to Tobacco so no one else to test it on.
Link: Oh? What about Ness.
Fox: Too young Stupid. Think for a second.
Link: Well, get someone else to be your test project. *Throws Bag of weed back at Fox and st orms out the living room*
Fox: Damn!
GAW: Great Scott. He's pissed of with you. Tally ho! *Walks out of the Living room*
Fox: Hey Falco!
Falco: What?
Fox: I want you to slip this bag into Link's dinner tonight. *Throws the bag of Harmful Drugs at Falco*
Falco: You got it Toto. *Walks into the kitchen*
Later...at dinner.....
All 26 Characters were sitting at the table chatting Joyfully. They didn't know that the events that will take place in the next 5 minutes will change their live forever.....
The 10 chefs came in with a Steak for each Smasher.
Everyone dug in.
After Dinner Everyone started to file out of the Dining Hall.
Fox: *Walks up to Link* Hey Link, feeling good?
Link: Er, yeah. Why wouldn't I?
Falco: Cause I stuffed your steak full of those drugs.
Link: YOU DID WHAT?!
The Dining Hall Went Silent. The silence was broken by a scream and Zelda laid on the floor.
Link ran across the hall to his girlfriend.
Luigi: Someone get Dr. Mario!
Dr. Mario came across the hall.
Dr. Mario: Hmm....Drugged. Oh My! Drugged Badly!
A gasp was heard and some laughter filled the hall. Roy, Pichu and GAW were rolling on the floor.
Link: What the F*** is so funny?!?!? *Pulls out sword*
Roy shut up but Pichu was zipping all around and GAW was slumped aginst the Wall looking tired and Stoned.
Mario cautiously approached GAW as he got tired and more tired.
GAW: Twinkle, Twinkle little Cheeseburger.....*Falls Asleep*
Dr. Mario: Kirby and Yoshi. Help me get her into my ofice!
The two dumbells did as told. And Zelda was rushed off out of the hall.
Falco: Hey, whaddaya know. Link didn't get Stoned. The Impervious MothaF******!
Link: When I find out who did this.....*Runs after Dr. Mario*
Everyone starts looking at Pichu, Roy, GAW, Falco, Fox and Ness.
Ness: Well, I didn't do it. Drugs aren't my style. Buds are.
Peach: I'm never eating here again!
Popo: Why the hell is everyone gettting F***** up around here!
Pikachu: I wanna duel somebody. I just got a rare new Yu-Gi-Oh card! Jinzo. Come on! Come on!
Mario: I bet it was Fox!
Bowser: I bet it was Gannodorf.
Gannodorf: Nah, I just kill with my bare hands. No weapons.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand glided into the Hall. Everyone shut up.
Crazy Hand: Fox, Falco, Pichu, Pikachu, Mr. Game and Watch, Marth, Roy and Popo. All of you come with me.
Popo: I had nothing to do with this!
Marth: Me neither!
Pikachu: And what about me?
Master Hand: Shut up! Follow me.
The 8 bandits followed the hands to the Court Office.
Master Hand: Marth you're first.
Marth followed Master Hand as everyone else stayed outside.
TBC
Scenes from the next chapter.....
Pichu: I didn't do it!
Fox: Neither did I! I told Falco to inject drugs into Link's Food.
Pikachu: Come on.....Duel Me!
Marth: Shut the F*** Up!
Mr. Game And Watch: I did it!
Everyone except GAW: Did what?! Did the Crime?!
GAW: I solved the Mystery!
Crazy Hand: Oh so who did it?
GAW: It's quite easy....It's......
Chapter 7~Send Him Packing
As for now, all of the smashers are wondering what to do for the next holiday......Valentines.
It was a couple of the unusual people who started worrying. Falco, Fox, Pichu and Ness.
Especially since They're in the Journal Snitch together. If anyone of them get in trouble, they all do. Matches had started January 3rd for the smashers and they were usually hidden in them, always volunteering. Always Smokin and Drinkin.
Anywayz...enough wit da intro.............
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--------------------Hal Laboratories---------------------------
Mr. GAW was in the living room smokin some Marijuana out of his pipe when Fox came in and plopped down next to him.
GAW: Drunk again?
Fox: Shut up. I think Falco slipped some Weed in the 4 cans of beer I drunk. Now I'm drunk and High.
GAW: *Puff* *Puff* What else is new?
Fox: *Scowls* Man........
Roy: *Walkes past the room* DOES ANYBODY DO ANYTHING MORE THAN SMOKE?!?!?!
GAW and Fox: Who else is smokin?
Roy: Ness, Pichu, Falco, Captian Falcon, Marth, Mario. And all in different places too. I mean....you have the underage smoke weed!
GAW: How old are you?
Roy: Um....16.....why?
Fox: *Tosses Roy a bag of weed* Prepare to smoke.
Roy: *Nods head in agreement* You cool. You cool.
Fox and GAW Laugh it up.
In the kitchen Ness, Pichu, Marth and Roy are Smokin.
Pichu starts chuckling and soon him and Ness are on the floor.
Marth: You guys okay?
Roy: Yeah, you guys takin a leaf out of the Hands' book?
Ness and Pichu just keep laughing. Objects around them start to move.
Roy: Woah! Let's get the F*** out of here!
Marth and Roy dart out of the kitchen.
In the Boy Dorm.......
Mario and Link are talkin about signing up the smashers for some High School.
Mario: We need the approval of them.
Link: Yeah. Are you immune to drugs?
Mario: No. It's just a late effect.
Link: Ok. *Runs off*
Mario: Damn late effects.....
-A crash is heard from the Kitchen-
Mario: -_-"
Link over P.A.: What the F*** are you smokers doing?!?!
Mario: -__-"
Link over P.A.: All Smashers report to the living room for a meeting? AND IF YOU DON'T COME YOU WILL SUFFER DEARLY!
Pichu's voice from the kitchen: He's convinced me!
Later on, after all 26 smashers got into the living room, Pichu addressed them by surprise.
Pichu: I am the presedent of the United States! Now I'm the president of McDonalds.
Falco: Your people robbed me yesterday.
Pichu: Check with my lawyer.
Link: Sit Down A******!
Pichu: Your wish is my command MASTER!
Link: Anyways, me and Mario have been thinking about asking Master hand to go to School.
Link hears indistinct comments from the smashers. Link brings out a voting box.
Link: Let's vote on it.
After voting, Link counted.
Link: 9 for No and 17 for Yes.
Roy: Yes!
Mario stands up and goes to Link.
Mario: Let's give it to him. No Homo.
Link: Okay.
The Two Smashers left the others to argue as they headed to Master Hand's Office.
Once they arrived they heard Master Hand talking on the phone.
MH: Hey, Post-pone em. We can't afford to break from the Smasher Fights. We need to leave Smash Wrestling alone for another 3 weeks.
Mario: *Opens door* Ey-Master-a-Hand! We got a vote on going to school.
MH: Hmm....I'll talk later. Bye. *Hangs up Phone* Ok. What now?
Link: We have the votes for going to school!
MH: So....?
Link: Yep. Most of them want to go to school.
Mario: So what now?
MH: I was on the phone with A Principal of a school now. What a coincidence. It's settled. You're all going to Video Game School. Consists of Grad school, Middle School and High School.
Link and Mario: Cool! *Run out the room*
MH: Eh....School. Please. They're in for a living Hell. The Principal there is a Badass he is.
Back in the Living room.....Fox and GAW Are smokin up some drugs and Falco and Ness are drinking a couple of Bud Lights. Link walks in and sees them in a mess.
Link: Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Always Drinkin and Smokin.
Falco puts up the middle finger.
Falco: F*** You!
Link: Ya know we're going to school in 2 days and you can't go and start drinkin and S***!
Falco: Listen. In 4 and a half months I'll be in college! Old enough to drink. And right now, I don't need some chicken S*** Elf Boy tellin me what to do!
Link: Whatever. When you get arrested, don't come crying to me. Hey Ness, you can't drink. You're 8 years under age!
Ness: So? Sue me!
Link: *Shakes head* I give up!
Fox: *Tosses Link a bag of drugs* Listen. That stuff is ultamate rigged. Weed, Marijuana, Tobacco, nicotine, Alchohal and a Blunt mix.
Link: Sorry. I'm not smoking this! All that can kill you.
Fox: Come on. Please. I need someone to test it on!
Link: NO!
Fox: Link I'm beggin you. Falco doesn't smoke and GAW sticks to Tobacco so no one else to test it on.
Link: Oh? What about Ness.
Fox: Too young Stupid. Think for a second.
Link: Well, get someone else to be your test project. *Throws Bag of weed back at Fox and st orms out the living room*
Fox: Damn!
GAW: Great Scott. He's pissed of with you. Tally ho! *Walks out of the Living room*
Fox: Hey Falco!
Falco: What?
Fox: I want you to slip this bag into Link's dinner tonight. *Throws the bag of Harmful Drugs at Falco*
Falco: You got it Toto. *Walks into the kitchen*
Later...at dinner.....
All 26 Characters were sitting at the table chatting Joyfully. They didn't know that the events that will take place in the next 5 minutes will change their live forever.....
The 10 chefs came in with a Steak for each Smasher.
Everyone dug in.
After Dinner Everyone started to file out of the Dining Hall.
Fox: *Walks up to Link* Hey Link, feeling good?
Link: Er, yeah. Why wouldn't I?
Falco: Cause I stuffed your steak full of those drugs.
Link: YOU DID WHAT?!
The Dining Hall Went Silent. The silence was broken by a scream and Zelda laid on the floor.
Link ran across the hall to his girlfriend.
Luigi: Someone get Dr. Mario!
Dr. Mario came across the hall.
Dr. Mario: Hmm....Drugged. Oh My! Drugged Badly!
A gasp was heard and some laughter filled the hall. Roy, Pichu and GAW were rolling on the floor.
Link: What the F*** is so funny?!?!? *Pulls out sword*
Roy shut up but Pichu was zipping all around and GAW was slumped aginst the Wall looking tired and Stoned.
Mario cautiously approached GAW as he got tired and more tired.
GAW: Twinkle, Twinkle little Cheeseburger.....*Falls Asleep*
Dr. Mario: Kirby and Yoshi. Help me get her into my ofice!
The two dumbells did as told. And Zelda was rushed off out of the hall.
Falco: Hey, whaddaya know. Link didn't get Stoned. The Impervious MothaF******!
Link: When I find out who did this.....*Runs after Dr. Mario*
Everyone starts looking at Pichu, Roy, GAW, Falco, Fox and Ness.
Ness: Well, I didn't do it. Drugs aren't my style. Buds are.
Peach: I'm never eating here again!
Popo: Why the hell is everyone gettting F***** up around here!
Pikachu: I wanna duel somebody. I just got a rare new Yu-Gi-Oh card! Jinzo. Come on! Come on!
Mario: I bet it was Fox!
Bowser: I bet it was Gannodorf.
Gannodorf: Nah, I just kill with my bare hands. No weapons.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand glided into the Hall. Everyone shut up.
Crazy Hand: Fox, Falco, Pichu, Pikachu, Mr. Game and Watch, Marth, Roy and Popo. All of you come with me.
Popo: I had nothing to do with this!
Marth: Me neither!
Pikachu: And what about me?
Master Hand: Shut up! Follow me.
The 8 bandits followed the hands to the Court Office.
Master Hand: Marth you're first.
Marth followed Master Hand as everyone else stayed outside.
TBC
Scenes from the next chapter.....
Pichu: I didn't do it!
Fox: Neither did I! I told Falco to inject drugs into Link's Food.
Pikachu: Come on.....Duel Me!
Marth: Shut the F*** Up!
Mr. Game And Watch: I did it!
Everyone except GAW: Did what?! Did the Crime?!
GAW: I solved the Mystery!
Crazy Hand: Oh so who did it?
GAW: It's quite easy....It's......
Chapter 7~Send Him Packing