Roy: *Countinuosly bangs head on the wall* Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY?
Popo: Shut up Roy!
Roy: No!
Pikachu: *shuffles Yu-Gi-Oh deck* Pichu, come duel me.
Pichu: Why me?
Pikachu: Cause you're a beginner and I'll whip ya.
Pichu: OK. *Takes out deck and shuffles it*
Falco: Oh man. You guys deulin'?
Pichu: Yup.
Falco: *Takes out deck* I'l be on your side Pichu.
Pikachu: NO! You've been given special permission by Konami to use more than 3 cards. And they've banned the ristrictions on you too! That's unfair.
Fox: I'll help ya Pikachu. *Takes out deck*
Falco: My deck is bigger than your.
Fox: By 2 Dark Holes!
----------------Inside Hands' office--------------
MH: So Marth.......
Marth: I didn't do it!
MH: Then a scan of finger prints wouldn't hurt correct? If you're proved innocent then I'll have you help me find out. Put your hand on the pad and I'll have Professor Neo scan everyone. Right now, I have buisness to take care of. *Leaves room*
Prof. Neo: *Walks in* You are Marth, correct?
Marth: Yeah. *Places hand on the scanner pad*
Prof. Neo: Okay......negative results....you may leave.....
Marth: Okay. Who's next?
------------Outside office--------------
Marth comes out of the office to see Fox, Falco, Pichu and Pikachu in deep Dueling.
Marth: Roy, Falco and GAW! You guys are next.
Popo: I'm leaving! *Walks off*
Roy: Oh boy.
Falco: Be Right Back guys. Pause the deul.
Falco and Roy went into the office but GAW was asleep.
Marth: MR. GAME AND WATCH!
GAW: Wha? What? What?!
Marth: Go into the office.
GAW: Okay then. *Lights his pipe and walks into the office*
----------------------In the office---------------------------
Prof. Neo: Okay. Each of you place your hands on this pad right here so we can scan your finger prints.
Roy, Falco and GAW put their hands on the pad.
After a few beeps Professor Neo spoke.
Professor Neo: It matches positive on Falco and Roy.
Roy and Falco: WHAT?!?!?
------------------Outside---------------------
GAW walks out the room and points to Fox, Pichu and Pikachu.
All three of them walk into the office.
Marth: What happened to Falco and Roy?
GAW: They match the prints.
Marth: Ouch. *Shakes head*
--------------------Inside--------------------
Pikachu, Pichu and Fox sit down on the chairs in front of the desk.
Prof. Neo: Put ya hands on this grey pad here so we can scan ya prints.
The three hesitated.....and the yellow mice put their PAWS on the pad.
Fox: I'm not doing it.
Pikachu, Pichu, Prof. Neo: Huh?!
Fox: It's obvious that my prints will already be on the bag cause it's mine.
Prof. Neo: So you admit to drugging Zelda?
Fox: Nah. It's just mine.
Prof. Neo: So how did the drugs get into Zelda's food?
Fox: I gave it to Falco to put into Link's food. I was gonna test it on him.
Prof. Neo: We have finally come to an end with this huh? That's it. We have our suspects! Roy, Falco and Fox! Let's go!
-----------------In the Auditorium----------------
Everyone except Zelda, Roy, Pichu, Falco, Pikachu, GAW, Marth, Fox and Popo were sitting down quietly waiting for Professor Neo to come with the verdict.
After a couple minutes Popo walked into the auditorium. He sat down next to Ness.
Ness: So? Who did it?
Popo: I dunno. I left early.
Suddenly Professor Neo walked on the stage.
Prof. Neo: Ladies and Gents. Even though their the same thing.....we got three suspects. Fox.....says it's his drugs....he said he gave it to Falco next.....Falco.....got the drugs....went to Roy's room...left them there........Roy....found the drugs....put them away to give them back to Fox later....Next thing you know.....Zelda passes out from the same pack of drugs......and now we're here. And clueless.
Marth, GAW, Pichu, Fox, Roy, Pikachu and Falco stepped onto the stage arguing.
Professor Neo: Ready to do your pleas?
Pichu: I didn't do it!
Fox: Neither did I! I told Falco to inject drugs into Link's Food.
Pikachu: Come on.....Duel Me!
Marth: Shut the F*** Up!
Mr. Game And Watch: I did it!
Everyone except GAW: Did what?! Did the Crime?!
GAW: I solved the Mystery!
Crazy Hand: Oh so who did it?
GAW: It's quite easy....It's......very easy.
Professor Neo: Who did it already?!
GAW: Popo, Falco and Ness.
Ness and Popo: What?
Falco: No I didn't!
GAW: After Roy put the drugs away, Falco came back cause he knew he left it. He searched and found it. Then he left, he dropped it again and Ness found it. He showed Popo and Popo remembered what Fox told Falco to do. Drug Link's food. So Popo thought if he did it. He would get put on Fox's good side. He snuck into the kitchens and dumped the stuff into Link's food. At Dinner, Popo was waiting for the effect. Little did he know that Link doesn't like steak. He gave his steak to Zelda after one of the cooks dropped hers. She ate Link's steak with the drugs in it causing her to pass out from drug overdose. When Popo realized this he left the Hands' office before he could be tested for fingerprints.
The Crowd gasped and looked around at the 5 smashers involved in the incident.
Fox: So that's what happened? Falco's clumsyness.
Falco: Shut up.
Crazy Hand: I'm sentencing Fox, Falco, Popo and Ness to 2 weeks suspension from Smash Wrestling or Melee Matches. I'm also sentencing GAW and Roy to 5 days suspension. Both suspensions will start one week from today. *Makes Gavel noise*
The suspected Smashers felt down.
All of the smashers started to leave the auditorium. Link was ultimatly angry. He was beside himself. Roy and Falco ran before Link could get his hands on them.
Popo: I say I'm gonna kill Roy when I find him.
Pichu: I say Link is gonna kill you when he finds you!
Popo: Yeah. And I'm King John!
Pichu: Who the hell is King John?
Popo: Some guy I saw at White Castle.
----------------3 hours later-------------
It was 11 hours till the Smashers would go to Nintendo High. Everyone was getting for bed except Link. He was still searching for Roy and Falco and Fox, who someone said were hiding in the forest behind the HQ.
~Boys Dorm~
Only Popo, Ness and Young Link were still up in the room, everyone else was asleep. All three of them were thinking of a plan to sneak into the Girls Dorm.
Ness: So, what do we got?
YL: Nothin' much.
Popo: So far we need someone who knows the Girls Dorm well.....
Popo, Ness and Young Link: Fox, Falco, Marth and Roy!
Ness went over to Marth's bed and shook Marth.
Ness: Wake up.
Marth: I was never alseep. *Gets up* You guys thinkin about getting into the GD right?
Young Link: Yeah.
Marth: Well, that's a problem. Roy, Falco and Fox are hiding in the forest caves.
Popo: There's caves in the forest?
Marth: Yeah. They're underground.
Young Link: So the cave is under the forest?
Marth: Nah. The Main entrance is at the end of the forest. The 2nd entrance is under Peach's bed. The Third is inside the stove. That passage leads to the water fall. The caves lead to the SSBM HQ VIP room.
All three boys: WOW!
Marth: If we're gonna get those boys to help us then we have to find them. Before Link does. So let's go.
Ness: Right.
The 4 Smashers exit the HQ through the back door.
Popo: Can I ask a question?
Marth: *Stops walking* Shoot.
Popo: If an entrance in in the stove how come we're taking this one?
Marth: Haven't you been listening? It leads to the waterfall.
Ness:: A little water wouldn't hurt.
YL: Yeah.
Marth: The fact that we can't get into the kitchen makes a statment!
YL: Oh....
The 4 troublemakers came to the end of the forest.
Ness: Now what?
Marth: *Goes to an alienated tree and knocks on it* Watch.
An eye appeared out of the eyehole. Then part of the tree slid open.
Roy: What are you guys doing here? Come inside!
Marth, Ness, Popo and Young Link ran inside. The tree was NOT comfy. Roy pulled a rope and they all fell into an underground room.
All of them got off the floor.
Roy: Everyone alright?
Marth: Yeah.
Roy:: Well, we have to catch up Fox and Falco are going to the VIP room. *Runs off into a cave*
Popo: Roy? ROY!
No answer.
TBC...........
Popo: Shut up Roy!
Roy: No!
Pikachu: *shuffles Yu-Gi-Oh deck* Pichu, come duel me.
Pichu: Why me?
Pikachu: Cause you're a beginner and I'll whip ya.
Pichu: OK. *Takes out deck and shuffles it*
Falco: Oh man. You guys deulin'?
Pichu: Yup.
Falco: *Takes out deck* I'l be on your side Pichu.
Pikachu: NO! You've been given special permission by Konami to use more than 3 cards. And they've banned the ristrictions on you too! That's unfair.
Fox: I'll help ya Pikachu. *Takes out deck*
Falco: My deck is bigger than your.
Fox: By 2 Dark Holes!
----------------Inside Hands' office--------------
MH: So Marth.......
Marth: I didn't do it!
MH: Then a scan of finger prints wouldn't hurt correct? If you're proved innocent then I'll have you help me find out. Put your hand on the pad and I'll have Professor Neo scan everyone. Right now, I have buisness to take care of. *Leaves room*
Prof. Neo: *Walks in* You are Marth, correct?
Marth: Yeah. *Places hand on the scanner pad*
Prof. Neo: Okay......negative results....you may leave.....
Marth: Okay. Who's next?
------------Outside office--------------
Marth comes out of the office to see Fox, Falco, Pichu and Pikachu in deep Dueling.
Marth: Roy, Falco and GAW! You guys are next.
Popo: I'm leaving! *Walks off*
Roy: Oh boy.
Falco: Be Right Back guys. Pause the deul.
Falco and Roy went into the office but GAW was asleep.
Marth: MR. GAME AND WATCH!
GAW: Wha? What? What?!
Marth: Go into the office.
GAW: Okay then. *Lights his pipe and walks into the office*
----------------------In the office---------------------------
Prof. Neo: Okay. Each of you place your hands on this pad right here so we can scan your finger prints.
Roy, Falco and GAW put their hands on the pad.
After a few beeps Professor Neo spoke.
Professor Neo: It matches positive on Falco and Roy.
Roy and Falco: WHAT?!?!?
------------------Outside---------------------
GAW walks out the room and points to Fox, Pichu and Pikachu.
All three of them walk into the office.
Marth: What happened to Falco and Roy?
GAW: They match the prints.
Marth: Ouch. *Shakes head*
--------------------Inside--------------------
Pikachu, Pichu and Fox sit down on the chairs in front of the desk.
Prof. Neo: Put ya hands on this grey pad here so we can scan ya prints.
The three hesitated.....and the yellow mice put their PAWS on the pad.
Fox: I'm not doing it.
Pikachu, Pichu, Prof. Neo: Huh?!
Fox: It's obvious that my prints will already be on the bag cause it's mine.
Prof. Neo: So you admit to drugging Zelda?
Fox: Nah. It's just mine.
Prof. Neo: So how did the drugs get into Zelda's food?
Fox: I gave it to Falco to put into Link's food. I was gonna test it on him.
Prof. Neo: We have finally come to an end with this huh? That's it. We have our suspects! Roy, Falco and Fox! Let's go!
-----------------In the Auditorium----------------
Everyone except Zelda, Roy, Pichu, Falco, Pikachu, GAW, Marth, Fox and Popo were sitting down quietly waiting for Professor Neo to come with the verdict.
After a couple minutes Popo walked into the auditorium. He sat down next to Ness.
Ness: So? Who did it?
Popo: I dunno. I left early.
Suddenly Professor Neo walked on the stage.
Prof. Neo: Ladies and Gents. Even though their the same thing.....we got three suspects. Fox.....says it's his drugs....he said he gave it to Falco next.....Falco.....got the drugs....went to Roy's room...left them there........Roy....found the drugs....put them away to give them back to Fox later....Next thing you know.....Zelda passes out from the same pack of drugs......and now we're here. And clueless.
Marth, GAW, Pichu, Fox, Roy, Pikachu and Falco stepped onto the stage arguing.
Professor Neo: Ready to do your pleas?
Pichu: I didn't do it!
Fox: Neither did I! I told Falco to inject drugs into Link's Food.
Pikachu: Come on.....Duel Me!
Marth: Shut the F*** Up!
Mr. Game And Watch: I did it!
Everyone except GAW: Did what?! Did the Crime?!
GAW: I solved the Mystery!
Crazy Hand: Oh so who did it?
GAW: It's quite easy....It's......very easy.
Professor Neo: Who did it already?!
GAW: Popo, Falco and Ness.
Ness and Popo: What?
Falco: No I didn't!
GAW: After Roy put the drugs away, Falco came back cause he knew he left it. He searched and found it. Then he left, he dropped it again and Ness found it. He showed Popo and Popo remembered what Fox told Falco to do. Drug Link's food. So Popo thought if he did it. He would get put on Fox's good side. He snuck into the kitchens and dumped the stuff into Link's food. At Dinner, Popo was waiting for the effect. Little did he know that Link doesn't like steak. He gave his steak to Zelda after one of the cooks dropped hers. She ate Link's steak with the drugs in it causing her to pass out from drug overdose. When Popo realized this he left the Hands' office before he could be tested for fingerprints.
The Crowd gasped and looked around at the 5 smashers involved in the incident.
Fox: So that's what happened? Falco's clumsyness.
Falco: Shut up.
Crazy Hand: I'm sentencing Fox, Falco, Popo and Ness to 2 weeks suspension from Smash Wrestling or Melee Matches. I'm also sentencing GAW and Roy to 5 days suspension. Both suspensions will start one week from today. *Makes Gavel noise*
The suspected Smashers felt down.
All of the smashers started to leave the auditorium. Link was ultimatly angry. He was beside himself. Roy and Falco ran before Link could get his hands on them.
Popo: I say I'm gonna kill Roy when I find him.
Pichu: I say Link is gonna kill you when he finds you!
Popo: Yeah. And I'm King John!
Pichu: Who the hell is King John?
Popo: Some guy I saw at White Castle.
----------------3 hours later-------------
It was 11 hours till the Smashers would go to Nintendo High. Everyone was getting for bed except Link. He was still searching for Roy and Falco and Fox, who someone said were hiding in the forest behind the HQ.
~Boys Dorm~
Only Popo, Ness and Young Link were still up in the room, everyone else was asleep. All three of them were thinking of a plan to sneak into the Girls Dorm.
Ness: So, what do we got?
YL: Nothin' much.
Popo: So far we need someone who knows the Girls Dorm well.....
Popo, Ness and Young Link: Fox, Falco, Marth and Roy!
Ness went over to Marth's bed and shook Marth.
Ness: Wake up.
Marth: I was never alseep. *Gets up* You guys thinkin about getting into the GD right?
Young Link: Yeah.
Marth: Well, that's a problem. Roy, Falco and Fox are hiding in the forest caves.
Popo: There's caves in the forest?
Marth: Yeah. They're underground.
Young Link: So the cave is under the forest?
Marth: Nah. The Main entrance is at the end of the forest. The 2nd entrance is under Peach's bed. The Third is inside the stove. That passage leads to the water fall. The caves lead to the SSBM HQ VIP room.
All three boys: WOW!
Marth: If we're gonna get those boys to help us then we have to find them. Before Link does. So let's go.
Ness: Right.
The 4 Smashers exit the HQ through the back door.
Popo: Can I ask a question?
Marth: *Stops walking* Shoot.
Popo: If an entrance in in the stove how come we're taking this one?
Marth: Haven't you been listening? It leads to the waterfall.
Ness:: A little water wouldn't hurt.
YL: Yeah.
Marth: The fact that we can't get into the kitchen makes a statment!
YL: Oh....
The 4 troublemakers came to the end of the forest.
Ness: Now what?
Marth: *Goes to an alienated tree and knocks on it* Watch.
An eye appeared out of the eyehole. Then part of the tree slid open.
Roy: What are you guys doing here? Come inside!
Marth, Ness, Popo and Young Link ran inside. The tree was NOT comfy. Roy pulled a rope and they all fell into an underground room.
All of them got off the floor.
Roy: Everyone alright?
Marth: Yeah.
Roy:: Well, we have to catch up Fox and Falco are going to the VIP room. *Runs off into a cave*
Popo: Roy? ROY!
No answer.
TBC...........