Marth: Come on, let's follow him! *Runs off after Roy*
Everyone else follows him. They follow him until thy hear a sound of water falling. Soon they appear at a cave with a waterfall and river running downstream.
Ness: Let's follow the water......
After about 10 minutes they spot Roy climbing up a metal ladder.
Roy: Hurry. *Climbs through the top*
The VIP room was extremely cool lounge. It had AC, Video Games. A Huge Color TV, air hockey, basketball court, juice bar, resturant....and a front door.
Popo: What the heck Roy? I thought you said there was no way in.
Roy walked up to the door and turned the knob. On the other side was a brick wall.
YL: How do the VIP get in here?
Roy: Teleportation. Of course, there are teleportation squares in the resturant.
Marth: What's so great about this place?
Roy walks over and opens a door labeled "Private".
Roy: Pirated Videos......
Roy then goes to the second door labeled "Beware".
Roy: *opens door* Visual Security.
There were almost 50 screens indicating cameras on the Smashers floor.
Roy: And last but not least......Porno. *opens 3rd door*
Marth: You watch Porno?
Roy: Nah, it's just here for decoration. This is the true bachelor's pad.
Popo: Where's Fox and Falco?
Roy: Watching the security. We're gonna have to leave cause the hands will be here soon.
YL: Hold up. *Takes the X-Box hooked to the TV* Now let's go.
Roy: Falco, Fox! Come on. You leaving?!
Fox: Freak yeah. Guess who's coming?
Roy: Oh boy. RUN!
They all ran to the teleportation squares.
Roy: Stand on them and think of a place to go!
One by one they all dissapeared.
~The next day~Boy's dorm~
MH(Over Loudspeaker): Wake up everyone! School starts in 3 hours but we got sort out what grades you will be going to!
Roy: Oh hell no!! I ain't wakin up this early. It's only 5 o' clock! The hell is this?!
Marth: The beginning of a new beginning.
Roy: To me, this is the beginning of bullshit.
Fox: Hey, you're not the only one. *Gets up off of bunk bed*
After an while the boys got to the auditorium.
Master Hand was at the podium.
MH: Okay. When I call your name come up here to be told what grade and give you your scheduales. First I call upon Fox.
Fox ran up there eager to get this over with.
MH: Senior Year in high school.
Fox: Hell yeah.
After about an hour all of the smashers were told there grade.
Roy: So Falco, know a place where you can get some butter bread and coffee?
Falco: Sure do. Let's go.
Zelda walks up to Link who was talking to Luigi.
Zelda: Hiya honey? *kisses Link*
Link: Zelda, I might have to beat off those peepers.
Luigi: Aww...that's gay.
Marth: Yeah, I know.....I heard him too. So, Cafe after school?
Zelda: Sure. I'd love to cafe you.
Link: WHAT?!
Marth: I'm amused.
Zelda: I'm joking.
Link(Steamed): I'm not laughing.
Luigi: Well, I gotta get going. *Walks out of Exit*
Marth: Come on, We'll be late.
Link: Are you mad? We've got almost an hour. The school is a few blocks away.
Zelda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Link: Sure am! See ya around Marth! *picks up Zelda and runs off*
Marth: Oh boy. *shakes head* Roy!
Roy: Yeah.....
Marth: What's wrong with you?
Roy: Two words. Need Sleep.
Marth: You sometimes get up before 5 on clock and it's almost eight now. I'm leaving for the coffee shop, coming?
Roy: Yeah. I could use a little pot and a cup of decaf and I'll be alright.
Marth: No pot, coffee.
Roy: What the hell is coffe with out no pot?
Marth: They call that a cappachino.
Roy: F*ck yeah!
~Nintendo High~
The place was a dump. Kids and teens were smoking and drinking and it was really hot. The students had alot of disrespect for the staff.
Fox: Now I know why they call it Nintendo "High"!
Fox and Falco: SCORE!
Pikachu: Welcome to the school where the students smoke and we make those babies like sex is a joke!
Peach: Um, excuse me sir....
????: Hey guys!
Mario: Jace? What the hell are you doing here?
Jace: I go to school here. 10th grade.
Link: Cool.
Jace: Oh yeah. I organized another month.
Roy: More smash wrestling? Hell yeah!
Jace: I created the exact copy of the elimination chamber.
Gunshots rang through the hallway.
Zelda spotted the principal.
Zelda: Aren't you gonna do something? Someone got shot.
Principal: No, that was Pillman fixing the hole in the girls bathroom.
Zelda: I hate this place.
Link: Come on, let's find our home room.
~Class room 206~
Link: See, not so bad.
Link sat in a chair and it broke to pieces.
Marth took a pencil from off desk and tried to writh but the pencil broke in 4 pieces when it touched the paper.
Zelda took some Greenish-White chalk and tried to write on the blackboard and put a hole in it.
A lightbulb in the back fell out of it's socket.
Roy walked through the back and put footprints in the wood. The last step he almost fell through the floor.
The 4 smashers headed to the teacher's desk where they found broken drawers and maps of strip clubs hidden underneath.
Marth went to the water fountain and turned the knob and brown-Black water came out.
The closet doors then fell to reveal a huge hole in the wall that leads to the girls bathroom.
A bunch of rats scampered from the hole. You could see the pipes from the fountian lead to a toilet.
Jace walks in.
Jace: This place is great.
Jace drinks from the fountian and snatches a pencil from a desk and writes in the book. The pencil breaks.
Jace: Alright. I found a pencil that only breaks. That's really rare. Most pencils have nitrogen lead.
The smashers looked at each other in disgust.
Roy: I hat to say it....but the only good thing about this room is the hole.
Link: I say we flip to stay.
Marth: I agree. *Whips out a coin* Tails we stay, Heads we leave. *Flips* Heads. Oh wait. Damn. Two-Headed coin.
The boys shrug and start to leave.
Zelda: Wait a minute...just because this place sucks we can't just leave.
Jace: Another thing I like is the cafeteria serves rat milk.
Zelda: .................Let's go.
The 4 smashers left.
Jace: Hey, wait. Did I tell you about the 3-year old meat loaf that the lunch lady gives to newbies?!
THE END
~NOTE~ This is not the end! I will release with Part 2 really soon!
Everyone else follows him. They follow him until thy hear a sound of water falling. Soon they appear at a cave with a waterfall and river running downstream.
Ness: Let's follow the water......
After about 10 minutes they spot Roy climbing up a metal ladder.
Roy: Hurry. *Climbs through the top*
The VIP room was extremely cool lounge. It had AC, Video Games. A Huge Color TV, air hockey, basketball court, juice bar, resturant....and a front door.
Popo: What the heck Roy? I thought you said there was no way in.
Roy walked up to the door and turned the knob. On the other side was a brick wall.
YL: How do the VIP get in here?
Roy: Teleportation. Of course, there are teleportation squares in the resturant.
Marth: What's so great about this place?
Roy walks over and opens a door labeled "Private".
Roy: Pirated Videos......
Roy then goes to the second door labeled "Beware".
Roy: *opens door* Visual Security.
There were almost 50 screens indicating cameras on the Smashers floor.
Roy: And last but not least......Porno. *opens 3rd door*
Marth: You watch Porno?
Roy: Nah, it's just here for decoration. This is the true bachelor's pad.
Popo: Where's Fox and Falco?
Roy: Watching the security. We're gonna have to leave cause the hands will be here soon.
YL: Hold up. *Takes the X-Box hooked to the TV* Now let's go.
Roy: Falco, Fox! Come on. You leaving?!
Fox: Freak yeah. Guess who's coming?
Roy: Oh boy. RUN!
They all ran to the teleportation squares.
Roy: Stand on them and think of a place to go!
One by one they all dissapeared.
~The next day~Boy's dorm~
MH(Over Loudspeaker): Wake up everyone! School starts in 3 hours but we got sort out what grades you will be going to!
Roy: Oh hell no!! I ain't wakin up this early. It's only 5 o' clock! The hell is this?!
Marth: The beginning of a new beginning.
Roy: To me, this is the beginning of bullshit.
Fox: Hey, you're not the only one. *Gets up off of bunk bed*
After an while the boys got to the auditorium.
Master Hand was at the podium.
MH: Okay. When I call your name come up here to be told what grade and give you your scheduales. First I call upon Fox.
Fox ran up there eager to get this over with.
MH: Senior Year in high school.
Fox: Hell yeah.
After about an hour all of the smashers were told there grade.
Roy: So Falco, know a place where you can get some butter bread and coffee?
Falco: Sure do. Let's go.
Zelda walks up to Link who was talking to Luigi.
Zelda: Hiya honey? *kisses Link*
Link: Zelda, I might have to beat off those peepers.
Luigi: Aww...that's gay.
Marth: Yeah, I know.....I heard him too. So, Cafe after school?
Zelda: Sure. I'd love to cafe you.
Link: WHAT?!
Marth: I'm amused.
Zelda: I'm joking.
Link(Steamed): I'm not laughing.
Luigi: Well, I gotta get going. *Walks out of Exit*
Marth: Come on, We'll be late.
Link: Are you mad? We've got almost an hour. The school is a few blocks away.
Zelda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Link: Sure am! See ya around Marth! *picks up Zelda and runs off*
Marth: Oh boy. *shakes head* Roy!
Roy: Yeah.....
Marth: What's wrong with you?
Roy: Two words. Need Sleep.
Marth: You sometimes get up before 5 on clock and it's almost eight now. I'm leaving for the coffee shop, coming?
Roy: Yeah. I could use a little pot and a cup of decaf and I'll be alright.
Marth: No pot, coffee.
Roy: What the hell is coffe with out no pot?
Marth: They call that a cappachino.
Roy: F*ck yeah!
~Nintendo High~
The place was a dump. Kids and teens were smoking and drinking and it was really hot. The students had alot of disrespect for the staff.
Fox: Now I know why they call it Nintendo "High"!
Fox and Falco: SCORE!
Pikachu: Welcome to the school where the students smoke and we make those babies like sex is a joke!
Peach: Um, excuse me sir....
????: Hey guys!
Mario: Jace? What the hell are you doing here?
Jace: I go to school here. 10th grade.
Link: Cool.
Jace: Oh yeah. I organized another month.
Roy: More smash wrestling? Hell yeah!
Jace: I created the exact copy of the elimination chamber.
Gunshots rang through the hallway.
Zelda spotted the principal.
Zelda: Aren't you gonna do something? Someone got shot.
Principal: No, that was Pillman fixing the hole in the girls bathroom.
Zelda: I hate this place.
Link: Come on, let's find our home room.
~Class room 206~
Link: See, not so bad.
Link sat in a chair and it broke to pieces.
Marth took a pencil from off desk and tried to writh but the pencil broke in 4 pieces when it touched the paper.
Zelda took some Greenish-White chalk and tried to write on the blackboard and put a hole in it.
A lightbulb in the back fell out of it's socket.
Roy walked through the back and put footprints in the wood. The last step he almost fell through the floor.
The 4 smashers headed to the teacher's desk where they found broken drawers and maps of strip clubs hidden underneath.
Marth went to the water fountain and turned the knob and brown-Black water came out.
The closet doors then fell to reveal a huge hole in the wall that leads to the girls bathroom.
A bunch of rats scampered from the hole. You could see the pipes from the fountian lead to a toilet.
Jace walks in.
Jace: This place is great.
Jace drinks from the fountian and snatches a pencil from a desk and writes in the book. The pencil breaks.
Jace: Alright. I found a pencil that only breaks. That's really rare. Most pencils have nitrogen lead.
The smashers looked at each other in disgust.
Roy: I hat to say it....but the only good thing about this room is the hole.
Link: I say we flip to stay.
Marth: I agree. *Whips out a coin* Tails we stay, Heads we leave. *Flips* Heads. Oh wait. Damn. Two-Headed coin.
The boys shrug and start to leave.
Zelda: Wait a minute...just because this place sucks we can't just leave.
Jace: Another thing I like is the cafeteria serves rat milk.
Zelda: .................Let's go.
The 4 smashers left.
Jace: Hey, wait. Did I tell you about the 3-year old meat loaf that the lunch lady gives to newbies?!
THE END
~NOTE~ This is not the end! I will release with Part 2 really soon!
