Marth: Come on, let's follow him! *Runs off after Roy*

Everyone else follows him. They follow him until thy hear a sound of water falling. Soon they appear at a cave with a waterfall and river running downstream.

Ness: Let's follow the water......

After about 10 minutes they spot Roy climbing up a metal ladder.

Roy: Hurry. *Climbs through the top*

The VIP room was extremely cool lounge. It had AC, Video Games. A Huge Color TV, air hockey, basketball court, juice bar, resturant....and a front door.

Popo: What the heck Roy? I thought you said there was no way in.

Roy walked up to the door and turned the knob. On the other side was a brick wall.

YL: How do the VIP get in here?

Roy: Teleportation. Of course, there are teleportation squares in the resturant.

Marth: What's so great about this place?

Roy walks over and opens a door labeled "Private".

Roy: Pirated Videos......

Roy then goes to the second door labeled "Beware".

Roy: *opens door* Visual Security.

There were almost 50 screens indicating cameras on the Smashers floor.

Roy: And last but not least......Porno. *opens 3rd door*

Marth: You watch Porno?

Roy: Nah, it's just here for decoration. This is the true bachelor's pad.

Popo: Where's Fox and Falco?

Roy: Watching the security. We're gonna have to leave cause the hands will be here soon.

YL: Hold up. *Takes the X-Box hooked to the TV* Now let's go.

Roy: Falco, Fox! Come on. You leaving?!

Fox: Freak yeah. Guess who's coming?

Roy: Oh boy. RUN!

They all ran to the teleportation squares.

Roy: Stand on them and think of a place to go!

One by one they all dissapeared.

~The next day~Boy's dorm~

MH(Over Loudspeaker): Wake up everyone! School starts in 3 hours but we got sort out what grades you will be going to!

Roy: Oh hell no!! I ain't wakin up this early. It's only 5 o' clock! The hell is this?!

Marth: The beginning of a new beginning.

Roy: To me, this is the beginning of bullshit.

Fox: Hey, you're not the only one. *Gets up off of bunk bed*

After an while the boys got to the auditorium.

Master Hand was at the podium.

MH: Okay. When I call your name come up here to be told what grade and give you your scheduales. First I call upon Fox.

Fox ran up there eager to get this over with.

MH: Senior Year in high school.

Fox: Hell yeah.

After about an hour all of the smashers were told there grade.

Roy: So Falco, know a place where you can get some butter bread and coffee?

Falco: Sure do. Let's go.

Zelda walks up to Link who was talking to Luigi.

Zelda: Hiya honey? *kisses Link*

Link: Zelda, I might have to beat off those peepers.

Luigi: Aww...that's gay.

Marth: Yeah, I know.....I heard him too. So, Cafe after school?

Zelda: Sure. I'd love to cafe you.

Link: WHAT?!

Marth: I'm amused.

Zelda: I'm joking.

Link(Steamed): I'm not laughing.

Luigi: Well, I gotta get going. *Walks out of Exit*

Marth: Come on, We'll be late.

Link: Are you mad? We've got almost an hour. The school is a few blocks away.

Zelda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Link: Sure am! See ya around Marth! *picks up Zelda and runs off*

Marth: Oh boy. *shakes head* Roy!

Roy: Yeah.....

Marth: What's wrong with you?

Roy: Two words. Need Sleep.

Marth: You sometimes get up before 5 on clock and it's almost eight now. I'm leaving for the coffee shop, coming?

Roy: Yeah. I could use a little pot and a cup of decaf and I'll be alright.

Marth: No pot, coffee.

Roy: What the hell is coffe with out no pot?

Marth: They call that a cappachino.

Roy: F*ck yeah!

~Nintendo High~

The place was a dump. Kids and teens were smoking and drinking and it was really hot. The students had alot of disrespect for the staff.

Fox: Now I know why they call it Nintendo "High"!

Fox and Falco: SCORE!

Pikachu: Welcome to the school where the students smoke and we make those babies like sex is a joke!

Peach: Um, excuse me sir....

????: Hey guys!

Mario: Jace? What the hell are you doing here?

Jace: I go to school here. 10th grade.

Link: Cool.

Jace: Oh yeah. I organized another month.

Roy: More smash wrestling? Hell yeah!

Jace: I created the exact copy of the elimination chamber.

Gunshots rang through the hallway.

Zelda spotted the principal.

Zelda: Aren't you gonna do something? Someone got shot.

Principal: No, that was Pillman fixing the hole in the girls bathroom.

Zelda: I hate this place.

Link: Come on, let's find our home room.

~Class room 206~

Link: See, not so bad.

Link sat in a chair and it broke to pieces.

Marth took a pencil from off desk and tried to writh but the pencil broke in 4 pieces when it touched the paper.

Zelda took some Greenish-White chalk and tried to write on the blackboard and put a hole in it.

A lightbulb in the back fell out of it's socket.

Roy walked through the back and put footprints in the wood. The last step he almost fell through the floor.

The 4 smashers headed to the teacher's desk where they found broken drawers and maps of strip clubs hidden underneath.

Marth went to the water fountain and turned the knob and brown-Black water came out.

The closet doors then fell to reveal a huge hole in the wall that leads to the girls bathroom.

A bunch of rats scampered from the hole. You could see the pipes from the fountian lead to a toilet.

Jace walks in.

Jace: This place is great.

Jace drinks from the fountian and snatches a pencil from a desk and writes in the book. The pencil breaks.

Jace: Alright. I found a pencil that only breaks. That's really rare. Most pencils have nitrogen lead.

The smashers looked at each other in disgust.

Roy: I hat to say it....but the only good thing about this room is the hole.

Link: I say we flip to stay.

Marth: I agree. *Whips out a coin* Tails we stay, Heads we leave. *Flips* Heads. Oh wait. Damn. Two-Headed coin.

The boys shrug and start to leave.

Zelda: Wait a minute...just because this place sucks we can't just leave.

Jace: Another thing I like is the cafeteria serves rat milk.

Zelda: .................Let's go.

The 4 smashers left.

Jace: Hey, wait. Did I tell you about the 3-year old meat loaf that the lunch lady gives to newbies?!

THE END

~NOTE~ This is not the end! I will release with Part 2 really soon!