i have decided to add some bloopers to my story. i'm sure the actors
occasionally messed up (or was it still live then? I don't think it was. .
.) O WELL!!
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Scene: Mary Ann and Ginger's Hut
Ginger: (looking at herself in mirror) I feel pretty...oh so pretty; I feel pretty and something...la la....
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Scene: Breakfast Table
Professor: Look, there they are!
Mr. Howell: Look what we--WOAH! *Thurston trips, and the camera he's holding goes flying through the air*
Mrs. Howell: *in slow motion; drops to her knees* NNNNNNNNOOOO!!!!!
Ginger: Somebody catch it! That's the only camera we have on set!
Gilligan: *pointing to camera currently filming them* What about that one?
Mary Ann: *leaping out of seat, jumps forward* Hey, I caught it!............Director?
*director faints from anxiety*
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Scene: Still the breakfast table
Professor: Don't you see? This camera is our ticket off the island!
Gilligan: How can we all possibly float away on that tiny camera?
Ginger: Because it doubles as an inflatable raft! DUH!!
*cast and crew start laughing hysterically*
Gilligan: *scratching his head* I don't get it....
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Scene: STILL the breakfast table
Mr. Howell: Shouldn't we see if there's any film in it? *opens camera*
Ginger: NO, YOU IDIOT!!! You need to stand in shade!! EVERYONE knows that the film will be ruined if you have it under direct sunlight!!!!
Director:..............really?
Mary Ann: Yeah, even I knew that--and I'm a dorky little farmgirl from Kansas!
Ginger: Yeah, you Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be!!
Mary Ann: *gasps* I am NOT a Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be!! I'm a GINGER GRANT Wanna-Be! I idolize you!!
Ginger................really? I'm flattered.
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Scene: Test Run
Ginger: You weren't born with a name like Professor, were you?
Professor: *mocking anger* Are you saying that my birth name is STUPID!? HOW DARE YOU, CAITLIN REYNOLDS!!!
Ginger: *gasping* Wow, is it really? Oh, I'm so sorry!
Professor: *sarcastic* Yeah. I was really born with a first name like Professor.
Mrs. Howell: *off-stage* My mother almost named me Tea Cup!
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Scene: Still the Test Run
*Mary Ann cracks her knuckles, causing Ginger to jump and scream*
Professor: Ginger, what is it?
Ginger: SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!! MAKE HER STOP!!!
Skipper: Mary Ann, I thought we told you not to crack your knuckles for this scene!!
Mary Ann: *cracking her knuckles* I'm sorry, I just do it so absentmindedly!!
Director: Get Ginger some ear plugs for this scene....
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Scene: Ginger's Dream
Mary Ann: That dress looks like a circus tent!
Ginger: Well I didn't--OUCH!! *dress causes her to trip* WHO DESIGNED THIS RETARDED DRESS?!
Mary Ann: *quietly* I, for one, highly respect Billie Burke for wearing this apparently difficult dress for shooting the Wizard of Oz.
Ginger: WHOEVER MADE THIS DRESS SHOULD DIE!!!
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Scene: Jungle place thing
Ginger: If it hadn't been for Gilligan, we'd never have met this way...*looks around for coconuts* Well wait a minute, where are the coconuts we're supposed to toast Gilligan with? I can't find them. . .
Professor: *pretending to be shocked, he puts his hand in front of a.....certain......spot between his legs and whistles*
Ginger: *staring at him, then laughs hysterically* Ew, you know that's not what I meant! Gross! I mean the--- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............!!!!!!
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Scene: Beach w/ the Munsters
Eddie: Hey, look mom! *sees camera* What's that?
Lily: *Jaws music starts playing* It's a. . .a. . .EDDIE, IT'S A SHARK!!! AAAAAAAH!! .........................*face splits into a grin* Isn't that nice of him, Eddie? The little sharky warky wants to play with us!
Life Guard: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!!
*Lily and Eddie smile, advancing the shark, as everyone else screams and runs for their lives away from the beach.*
Eddie: Can I bring him for a pet, mom?
Lily: I'm afraid not, Eddie. We don't have enough room, with Spot and all.
Eddie: But mom, isn't Marilyn doing a report on sharks?
Lily: Why, you're right! We must go home right away and tell Herman to came catch this shark for her!
Director: *as Lily and Eddie run home* Hey, wait a minute!! You're supposed to want the CAMERA, not the.......SHARK! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhh.......
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The end!! :)
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Scene: Mary Ann and Ginger's Hut
Ginger: (looking at herself in mirror) I feel pretty...oh so pretty; I feel pretty and something...la la....
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Scene: Breakfast Table
Professor: Look, there they are!
Mr. Howell: Look what we--WOAH! *Thurston trips, and the camera he's holding goes flying through the air*
Mrs. Howell: *in slow motion; drops to her knees* NNNNNNNNOOOO!!!!!
Ginger: Somebody catch it! That's the only camera we have on set!
Gilligan: *pointing to camera currently filming them* What about that one?
Mary Ann: *leaping out of seat, jumps forward* Hey, I caught it!............Director?
*director faints from anxiety*
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Scene: Still the breakfast table
Professor: Don't you see? This camera is our ticket off the island!
Gilligan: How can we all possibly float away on that tiny camera?
Ginger: Because it doubles as an inflatable raft! DUH!!
*cast and crew start laughing hysterically*
Gilligan: *scratching his head* I don't get it....
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Scene: STILL the breakfast table
Mr. Howell: Shouldn't we see if there's any film in it? *opens camera*
Ginger: NO, YOU IDIOT!!! You need to stand in shade!! EVERYONE knows that the film will be ruined if you have it under direct sunlight!!!!
Director:..............really?
Mary Ann: Yeah, even I knew that--and I'm a dorky little farmgirl from Kansas!
Ginger: Yeah, you Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be!!
Mary Ann: *gasps* I am NOT a Dorothy Gale Wanna-Be!! I'm a GINGER GRANT Wanna-Be! I idolize you!!
Ginger................really? I'm flattered.
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Scene: Test Run
Ginger: You weren't born with a name like Professor, were you?
Professor: *mocking anger* Are you saying that my birth name is STUPID!? HOW DARE YOU, CAITLIN REYNOLDS!!!
Ginger: *gasping* Wow, is it really? Oh, I'm so sorry!
Professor: *sarcastic* Yeah. I was really born with a first name like Professor.
Mrs. Howell: *off-stage* My mother almost named me Tea Cup!
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Scene: Still the Test Run
*Mary Ann cracks her knuckles, causing Ginger to jump and scream*
Professor: Ginger, what is it?
Ginger: SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!! MAKE HER STOP!!!
Skipper: Mary Ann, I thought we told you not to crack your knuckles for this scene!!
Mary Ann: *cracking her knuckles* I'm sorry, I just do it so absentmindedly!!
Director: Get Ginger some ear plugs for this scene....
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Scene: Ginger's Dream
Mary Ann: That dress looks like a circus tent!
Ginger: Well I didn't--OUCH!! *dress causes her to trip* WHO DESIGNED THIS RETARDED DRESS?!
Mary Ann: *quietly* I, for one, highly respect Billie Burke for wearing this apparently difficult dress for shooting the Wizard of Oz.
Ginger: WHOEVER MADE THIS DRESS SHOULD DIE!!!
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Scene: Jungle place thing
Ginger: If it hadn't been for Gilligan, we'd never have met this way...*looks around for coconuts* Well wait a minute, where are the coconuts we're supposed to toast Gilligan with? I can't find them. . .
Professor: *pretending to be shocked, he puts his hand in front of a.....certain......spot between his legs and whistles*
Ginger: *staring at him, then laughs hysterically* Ew, you know that's not what I meant! Gross! I mean the--- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............!!!!!!
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Scene: Beach w/ the Munsters
Eddie: Hey, look mom! *sees camera* What's that?
Lily: *Jaws music starts playing* It's a. . .a. . .EDDIE, IT'S A SHARK!!! AAAAAAAH!! .........................*face splits into a grin* Isn't that nice of him, Eddie? The little sharky warky wants to play with us!
Life Guard: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!!
*Lily and Eddie smile, advancing the shark, as everyone else screams and runs for their lives away from the beach.*
Eddie: Can I bring him for a pet, mom?
Lily: I'm afraid not, Eddie. We don't have enough room, with Spot and all.
Eddie: But mom, isn't Marilyn doing a report on sharks?
Lily: Why, you're right! We must go home right away and tell Herman to came catch this shark for her!
Director: *as Lily and Eddie run home* Hey, wait a minute!! You're supposed to want the CAMERA, not the.......SHARK! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhh.......
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The end!! :)