Sturm's Return
A note before the story: If any of you are having trouble with
Missions e-mail me at avril_lavigne_fan_340@hotmail.com.
Make sure you, tell me the mission name and the campaign
it's in. I'll do every mission but the Green Earth, and Black
Hole, hard campaigns, I also won't do lab missions.
Also I won't do Green Earth missions normal campaign. If
you're having trouble follow these steps.
The R button: This is useful because it tells you unit and
terrain data.
Visual: This is only useful in fog of war put visuals B on
In order to 'see' where your enemy is attacking.
Sound: Again only useful in fog of war more with bases.
because with practice you should be able to tell treads
from tires, and copter from planes, if your having trouble
hearing turn the music off.
Rumor: on some sites it says if you beat Hard Campaign with
an "A" rank you can unlock Sturm. This rumor is untrue I
beet hard campaign with an "A" rank and only got Hanchi.
I hope I've cleared things up.
Trick: Need war funds? You can just do the first three, four,
or five missions in the Orange Star Campaign, over and over
again! (Or just get a job at Black Hole Burgers, read "The
Grit Show" for more details.)
Note: to "fgfg" if you want to pick a fight with me beat the
Hard campaign with a perfect "S" Rank WITHOUT using a
guide!
Thank you, for your time I will continue now! (if I put on an
extra chapter and somebody got the answer right for me quiz,
I'll write you in next chapter)
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Sarah: This is the place.
Colin: The place were I fought Lash in Reclamation.
Shadow: Hello, Sarah
Sarah: Shadow, you bastard.
Shadow: You must be angry. Did you notice my eight-way
Laser Cannon?
Sarah: Eight-way!
Grit: Laser Cannon!
Shadow: That is right, me and Lash built it. It fires a laser in
eight directions. Up, down, left, right, upper right, upper left,
lower left, and lower right. It won't hurt me, it has double
defense since I'm the CO your facing, AND it can finish off
units! If a unit has 5 HP or less it dies!
Sarah: Damn
Shadow let us begin.
The map is the same except where the middle airport was
there is now a laser cannon with eight lasers.
Sarah: *thinking* If I destroy that laser I should win.
Sarah makes three infantry.
Shadow: *thinking* Idiot that laser is the least of your
problems.
Shadow makes 2 infantry and a carrier.
Sarah: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Shadow: a carrier an indirect-combat air unit, cheap but
powerful, did you notice the starport underneath the laser
now?
Shadow laughs like the evil leader he is.
Shadow moves the carrier 9 spaces east and attacks infantry
destroying it.
Grit: How in the world did he do that?
Lash: That's what's different between airports and starports!
Shadow: LASH!!!!!
Lash: Sorry, I'll get back to work. Tootles!
Lash leaves.
Shadow starports are basically a factory for air units alone!
Sarah: Oh, NOW YOU TELL ME!
Sarah moves infantry towards the neutral cities, accidentally
Into the laser's path.
Laser fires.
Sarah: WHAT? How could you fire that during my turn?!?!?
Shadow: Another addition to the laser! It fires whenever an
enemy unit is in its path. It's so smart!
Sarah makes another infantry.
Shadow: My turn now!
Shadow makes new carrier and fires laser.
Sarah: My unit!
Shadow: Saving up for an anti-air?
Sarah: Yes
Shadow: You forgot about the starport's special ability.
Shadow attacks both infantry with his carriers destroying
both of them.
Sarah: I lost!
Shadow: Man, that easy right up their with eating lunch.
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Next up: Toy Box 2!
Summery: Grit has 2 lines!
Olaf has none!
Lash: "Tootles" is finally said Wahoo!
I whack Lash over the head.
Lash: X_X
Sami: Review Please!
I hit Sami
Sami: X_X
Me: That's my line!
Sorry for updating so soon (and not giving any of you a
chance at the contest).
Unit Profile: Carriers can only be made at starports, airports,
and factories. They burn 3 units of fuel a day. They have a
movement range of 9, and a vision range of 4. They can carry
up to 99 fuel, and 15 of their primary weapon. Lasers are
their primary weapon and they carry their charges. Lasers
almost always wipe out infantry and mechs. They do great
damage to tanks. They can do about 4 damage to ships and
subs. When a sub is underwater it only cuts it's ammo in half.
It always cuts its enemies ammo in half.
A note before the story: If any of you are having trouble with
Missions e-mail me at avril_lavigne_fan_340@hotmail.com.
Make sure you, tell me the mission name and the campaign
it's in. I'll do every mission but the Green Earth, and Black
Hole, hard campaigns, I also won't do lab missions.
Also I won't do Green Earth missions normal campaign. If
you're having trouble follow these steps.
The R button: This is useful because it tells you unit and
terrain data.
Visual: This is only useful in fog of war put visuals B on
In order to 'see' where your enemy is attacking.
Sound: Again only useful in fog of war more with bases.
because with practice you should be able to tell treads
from tires, and copter from planes, if your having trouble
hearing turn the music off.
Rumor: on some sites it says if you beat Hard Campaign with
an "A" rank you can unlock Sturm. This rumor is untrue I
beet hard campaign with an "A" rank and only got Hanchi.
I hope I've cleared things up.
Trick: Need war funds? You can just do the first three, four,
or five missions in the Orange Star Campaign, over and over
again! (Or just get a job at Black Hole Burgers, read "The
Grit Show" for more details.)
Note: to "fgfg" if you want to pick a fight with me beat the
Hard campaign with a perfect "S" Rank WITHOUT using a
guide!
Thank you, for your time I will continue now! (if I put on an
extra chapter and somebody got the answer right for me quiz,
I'll write you in next chapter)
*************************************************
Sarah: This is the place.
Colin: The place were I fought Lash in Reclamation.
Shadow: Hello, Sarah
Sarah: Shadow, you bastard.
Shadow: You must be angry. Did you notice my eight-way
Laser Cannon?
Sarah: Eight-way!
Grit: Laser Cannon!
Shadow: That is right, me and Lash built it. It fires a laser in
eight directions. Up, down, left, right, upper right, upper left,
lower left, and lower right. It won't hurt me, it has double
defense since I'm the CO your facing, AND it can finish off
units! If a unit has 5 HP or less it dies!
Sarah: Damn
Shadow let us begin.
The map is the same except where the middle airport was
there is now a laser cannon with eight lasers.
Sarah: *thinking* If I destroy that laser I should win.
Sarah makes three infantry.
Shadow: *thinking* Idiot that laser is the least of your
problems.
Shadow makes 2 infantry and a carrier.
Sarah: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Shadow: a carrier an indirect-combat air unit, cheap but
powerful, did you notice the starport underneath the laser
now?
Shadow laughs like the evil leader he is.
Shadow moves the carrier 9 spaces east and attacks infantry
destroying it.
Grit: How in the world did he do that?
Lash: That's what's different between airports and starports!
Shadow: LASH!!!!!
Lash: Sorry, I'll get back to work. Tootles!
Lash leaves.
Shadow starports are basically a factory for air units alone!
Sarah: Oh, NOW YOU TELL ME!
Sarah moves infantry towards the neutral cities, accidentally
Into the laser's path.
Laser fires.
Sarah: WHAT? How could you fire that during my turn?!?!?
Shadow: Another addition to the laser! It fires whenever an
enemy unit is in its path. It's so smart!
Sarah makes another infantry.
Shadow: My turn now!
Shadow makes new carrier and fires laser.
Sarah: My unit!
Shadow: Saving up for an anti-air?
Sarah: Yes
Shadow: You forgot about the starport's special ability.
Shadow attacks both infantry with his carriers destroying
both of them.
Sarah: I lost!
Shadow: Man, that easy right up their with eating lunch.
*************************************************
Next up: Toy Box 2!
Summery: Grit has 2 lines!
Olaf has none!
Lash: "Tootles" is finally said Wahoo!
I whack Lash over the head.
Lash: X_X
Sami: Review Please!
I hit Sami
Sami: X_X
Me: That's my line!
Sorry for updating so soon (and not giving any of you a
chance at the contest).
Unit Profile: Carriers can only be made at starports, airports,
and factories. They burn 3 units of fuel a day. They have a
movement range of 9, and a vision range of 4. They can carry
up to 99 fuel, and 15 of their primary weapon. Lasers are
their primary weapon and they carry their charges. Lasers
almost always wipe out infantry and mechs. They do great
damage to tanks. They can do about 4 damage to ships and
subs. When a sub is underwater it only cuts it's ammo in half.
It always cuts its enemies ammo in half.