Pegasus is Stupid The Dreaded Sequel
Second Chapter
"I'll tell you what happened to Yuugi. He's been doing what he was meant to do all along; create evil and chaos."
The group gasped as the said person walked out of the shadows along with a much taller figure.
It was none other then Yuugi himself. Turned completely evil, of course, but that's beside the point. For a moment, no one could speak.
Until finally Joey found the right words to say to his former best friend… even though it was technically Yami who was his best friend… Oh, for the love of Pete Joey could have been best friends with both of them for all I care!
"Well, Yuugi, I see you've turned over to the dark side."
At this point a rather loud 'grrrr' from Yami was heard. He was supposed to be the dark side, not his formally goody two shoes hikari.
"I guess there's nothing I can do to stop you, man. You've chosen but… why the heck are you still wearing your school uniform if you're a bad guy!? Bad guys are supposed to wear black! Black I tell you BLACK!" As Joey continued on his rant of trying to keep the sides of 'evil' and 'good' straight, Mai was itching to give him a good wallop right in the kisser.
"I really can't blame him, Joey," said Tristan," With what's been going on these days, the insanity level has been rising ever since Duelist Kingdom."
The group collectively nodded in agreement, except for T'ea, for she had a vow never to agree to anything the 'enemy' had to say.
"… And YOU! The tall guy in the red! You're not wearing black either! What is the world coming to?!"
"Shut up, big brother. You're embarrassing me in front of people. Keep it up and I will destroy you…"
Joey stopped, although he could have gone on for days, he feared his little sister more then anything. Actually, everyone was so wrapped up in listening to Joey, that no one noticed Bakura sneaking up towards Yuugi and Giovanni…
Bakura promptly help out his half rotted puppy to the Team Rocket leader and humbly asked…"Do you want to play with me and my puppy?"
Giovanni looked from the puppy to Bakura and from Bakura to the puppy. He then fainted. From the shock and the smell. Bakura sighed. No one wanted to play with him. He was a very sad evil spirit. Then, suddenly, he got an idea. One that involved the Millennium Ring and Joey's Time Wizard…
In the meantime, Ryou had been reading an article in a magazine, becoming very bored. As long as his yami wasn't causing any serious problems with his puppy, they were all safe. Although, that might have been a bit too much to ask for.
Yuugi was in shock. A crazy spirit had struck down his mentor lunatic! Yuugi was at loss of what to do. Then, suddenly, he knew exactly what to do…
The 'good guys' were now in a tremendous argument on what they should do. Everyone wanted to end this peacefully and find some way to turn Yuugi back to normal. Everyone but T'ea. She voiced that she wanted Yuugi dead, and that it was the only way, which, of course it wasn't. She just wanted to contradict Tristan.
Yami was in deep thought. Even though he and his former aibou hadn't gotten along very well, he was still worried for the boy. It was certainly a feeling Yami figured he could never get over. Even though at times Yami felt he could kill the boy for his stupidity.
As Yami tried to ignore the rest of the group arguing and Misty holding onto his arm rather passionately, he tried to think of a way to get his aibou back to normal. Then, suddenly the plan struck him as plain as day.
"Hey, guys…" Yami started.
The group didn't listen. Tristan and T'ea were literally at each other's throats. Ryou was still reading his magazine, while trying to explain to Misty his many archeological theories on ancient Egypt. Joey was in a heated discussion with his sister and Bakura. Serenity wanted to go play bumper cars, while Bakura held on to Joey's arm, whining to go on the teacup ride. Serenity promptly held on tight to Joey's other arm and the evil spirit and the 'modern day human' fought over possession of Joseph Wheeler.
Yami growled, then yelled with all his might… "SHUT UP!"
Everyone was now paying rapt attention to the former pharaoh.
"I have a plan to get Yuugi back to normal, but I need everyone's cooperation. Ryou, I need to borrow the Change of Heart card. As for the rest of you, we will form a search party for the two boys Yuugi and I gave the Millennium Puzzle to."
"Ash and Gary."
"What?"
"I said, their names are Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak. They're both pretty cute, but not as hot as you, Yami…"
"Ah, crud…"
Meanwhile, Yuugi had left the stage. He was on a manhunt. More specifically, for Maximillion Pegasus. He need a mentor, and Giovanni and Pegasus dressed alike… to some degree…
Beside that, Pegasus had the Millennium Eye. From experience, Yuugi knew what the Eye could do and he planned to use its abilities to take over Capsule (or KaibaCorp.?) Corp. and bring back his mortal enemy. Why? Not even Yuugi knew the answer to that question. It was just a little voice inside his head and Yuugi always listened to the voice in his head. What Yuugi failed to realized was that Yami wasn't in his head anymore. It was a different little voice it was…
"Yaayyyyyy!" squealed Bakura. He was now on the Teacup ride sitting next to Joey, who was looking less than excited to be there. Bakura had somehow managed to remember his shadow powers and banished Serenity to the Shadow Realm. While Joey looked like he was going to die of boredom, Bakura took the opportunity to steal the sought after Time Wizard. Once the card was obtained, Bakura leapt off of the slow-moving ride, leaving Joey oblivious to everything.
Bakura ran clear out of the park and summoned the Time Wizard with his Millennium Ring. The Wizard appeared. Bakura then told the Time Wizard where he desired to go. "Take me back to ancient Egypt! I have some friends back then who'd play with me!" The Time Wizard did so and at that moment, Ryou had a strange feeling that something very bad was going to happen, which involved his yami…
In the meantime, Yami was leading a search party for the two boys. A party that including Misty, T'ea, Tristan and himself. Joey had left somewhere and Mai volunteered to go find him. Ryou voiced that he should wait for his yami; otherwise things would happen that Ryou did not want to explain.
Meanwhile in the far off regions of Johto….
/Come on Gary! Let me out! /
// Shut up, Loser. I'm going to catch this legendary pokemon. //
/ LENGENDARY POKEMON! WHERE?!" /
// Shut up already! Try and figure out how to play that card game or something. //
/How am I supposed to figure it out? These cards don't even have names on them! /
// Figure out something. People are starting to look at me strangely… Not only do I have a strange upside-down pyramid around my neck, I have to totally space out in order to talk to you! //
Well, we won't be seeing them for a while, will we? I guess we'll just have to wait until the next chapter!
Yes, this story is getting way out of hand. I have much plans for dear Bakura in ancient Egypt… Then Pegasus needs to suffer at the hands of Evil Yuugi and the search party needs to keep failing miserably!
Suggestions on what to do for this fic is appreciated, but I have my yami to help me! Right Yami-chan?
Silence…
Oh, that's right, she's trying to finish her newest fic 'Lost Souls'. If your looking for a good angst and comedy mix, that's the fic to read! It's about Bakura's past in ancient Egypt. It would have been total angst if it hadn't been for my intervention! I'm so proud.
I also have a run-off of it called 'The Adventures of Yami and Bakura BC 3000' It goes along the lines of 'what if Yami and Bakura were friends when they were little?' A lot of chaos happens, that's what. If you liked my other humor stories, you'd like that one.
We have found Yuugi! And Joey… and T'ea… Yami-chan likes to call herself Bakura, so that means I'm Ryou. Seriously though, school is now officially a living fanfic. 'Yuugi-boy' is a boy we talk to at lunch. His friend, who will later become Joey, is a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh, as much as he may disgrace it…
Then all of a sudden everyone we sit by at lunch wants a Yu-Gi-Oh alias! Our Yuugi friend however seems almost unYuugi like at times. So, for your entertainment, we will have a mini short story entitled 'Yuugi-Boy Demands'. Enjoy!
Yuugi-Boy Demands!
Unrealistic and Yami-chan's Typical Lunch Period
It started out so innocent. It was the fourth Monday of the school year and Unrealistic and Yami-chan were discussing the previous Saturday's Yu-Gi-Oh episode…
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! YUUGI'S NOT DEAD!" Unrealistic half screamed.
"Face it aibou," said Yami-chan, "Yuugi is dead…."
"NO!"
"Yami said himself 'I can not feel the presence of his young mind.' You can't be in denial forever…"
"YES I CAN! HE'S NOT DEAD!"
"I said it once and I'll say it again 'Hikaris are only good for dying and looking cute'."
"I agree on the cute part but… HE'S NOT DEAD! I REFUSE TO BELIVE IT! If Yuugi is dead, then shouldn't Yami be dead?"
"… No…"
"You lie Yami…"
Just then, by default, our anime illiterate friends came by.
"Hey, guys!" said Scorch. (We give Scorch the benefit of a doubt. She doesn't have WB. The poor girl, I promised one day I'd tell her all about Yu-Gi-Oh. She knows a little bit, but she'd really like it if she knew the whole thing.)
Along with Scorch came the boys. They don't have pen names, so I will refer to them as 'Yuugi-boy' and 'Joey'.
"You're going to lose today, Yami-chan!" says 'Joey,' pulling out his deck.
Yami-chan yawns. "You're not worth my time, you insignificant speck."
"Yuugi-boy demands Milton Bradley board games!!"
The group looks over at the shortest figure of the group.
"Uh…right…" said Scorch.
"Yuugi-boy demands…stuff! Or else Yuugi-boy will destroy the world!! BWHAHAHA!!"
Everyone promptly turns their back on 'Yuugi.' But not before 'Joey' punches Yuugi-boy in the arm.
"You will pay! Yuugi-boy will strike you down!!"
To be cont…. (maybe)
Yami-chan: I edited! She's losing her winning streak and getting sloppy again. Oh, and I finished up "Yuugi-Boy Demands!"