Pegasus is Stupid the Dreaded Sequel

Part 4

I'm so sorry I didn't get this out sooner! I apologize that this is such a short chapter, but the next one is longer, the conclusion and funnier! I promise! I have half of it written already. Bear with me!

Thanks to:

Rambling Chaos and Girl Bakura, who both solved the "Who is Ryou" mystery type thing. You both get your rubber chicken. Thank you so much! The answer is Dib from Invader Zim! My favorite character I might add. Thank you for your patience and please, enjoy. Yami-chan thinks I'm too polite, but like I care.

Last we left off Ash and Yami were still in their fight for the Millennium Puzzle. Bakura is still in Ancient Egypt. You can decide what Mai and Joey are doing by yourself and Ryou is still at the booth trying to prove the existence of paranormal archeology. He still hasn't succeeded. Serenity is in the Shadow Realm, courtesy of Bakura. Everyone else is watching the match with Yami and Ash.

"This is going absolutely nowhere!" exclaimed Yami. "Why don't you just give me my Puzzle and we'll be done with this?"

"…Only if you give me my girlfriend back."

"WHAT?! That's what this was about!?" Misty stepped forward. "Ash… I didn't know you cared about me so much…"

"Misty, you're the only thing that keeps me going everyday besides my morning cup of coffee. I thought of you every single day we were apart. I missed you so much."

"Oh, Ash!"

With that the two of them kissed passionately. For quite a while…

"Ummm… Excuse me… spirit of the Puzzle needs the Puzzle back…now…sort of…. kind of… in the next hour maybe…possibly… maybe… please?"

The whole scene disgusted Tea, but only because Tristan thought it was "kind of romantic".

Don't worry, Yami got his Puzzle back and Ash and Misty made up, followed by hot, steamy… swimming party…

Gary only slapped Ash upside the head and left before anything more weird stuff came up.

Yami sobbed over his retrieved Puzzle. Tristan wanted to touch the Puzzle but Yami got… protective…

"My precious…"

Yeah… Tea then proceeded to flirt with Yami.

"Good grief, not another one! I'm sick of having girls flock all over me!"

Tea thought this over for a moment then replied, "Get used to it, hot stuff."

Yami sighed. The game master had been defeated.

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"No! The one evil scheme I've ever done in my entire life and it's not even working! Now I know how my yami feels." Ryou was having quite the frustrating time. The Bracelet still wasn't his. He had already sent everyone else who wanted it to the shadow realm, including some dead guy named Imhotep, but that wasn't important right now. What was really important was what Yugi was doing right at that moment.

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"No, Pegasus, you don't understand. I am not Yugi-boy, never have been, never will be. So stop it!!!!!"

"What happened to you?"

"I ditched my yami and left him to fend off all the fangirls for himself. Every bit of torture he gets, he deserves."

"This isn't quite how I remember you, though."

Yugi sighed. "Let me explain this in a way you would understand. I am evil. You are going to help me take over the world."

"…Why?"

Yugi grabbed Pegasus by the shirt collar. "Because I said so." Yugi replied, a bit too menacingly. "The plan is to steal the Millennium Items."

"How do you plan to get them from Shadi?"

Yugi smirked. "I've got that all under control."

"Shadi, this court finds you guilty of causing the insanity of the following people; Maximillion Pegasus, Malik Ishtar, Yugi Motoh, Ryou Bakura, Bakura: Spirit of the Ring, yourself, thousands of muses whose authors you have given extra Items to, the said authors, Unrealistic's little brother (Quantum Maniac), the Dark Magician, Genji, Yume, Asura, Sage, Ryon, … Pikachu, Imhotep, Kirby, Rishid (the one from Gundam Wing), Rishid (Malik's friend), Scooby Doo, Star Ship Captain James T. Kirk, the disco monkeys, the bobble heads, Giovanni, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Happy Noodle Boy, Zim, the Irken race, the human race, mary sues, Excel Excel, Iwata, Ford Prefect, Lamb chop and her play-along friends, Mario, Luigi, Blue, Steve, rubber chickens of doom, rubber ducks of doom, Agent Smith, Elrond, Frodo, the dead bodies in the second movie, the disco Diglet, (Quantum Maniac is typing now), the Valcons who renounce underwear (Unrealistic is back in control after her brother started typing while she was cleaning her room) and almost everyone else in the universe. Your sentence is a payment of 25 cents and retirement from guarding the Millennium Items. Fork over the Ankh and Scales."

Shadi was speechless.

"…"

See. He didn't even know half these people. How could he possibly be guilty of causing their insanity?

"Senui, how could you do this to me?"

The spirit of the Scales smirked while sitting calmly on the judge's seat and merely said.

"Give me the Items, you stinking mortal."

Ankharahere gave Shadi a hopeless look and that was that.

Yugi smirked again. "Yes, sooooooo taken care of."

Ancient Egypt

Bakura was still waiting for his puppy to retrieve the Ring. He must have thrown it really far for the puppy not to be back yet. Every once in a while, Bakura would start to feel sick. The villagers watched in joyous amazement as Bakura started to disappear into the shadow realm and without the Ring; he would be trapped there with no return. All they had to do was wait.

In the meantime, Ryou was feeling the separation between him and his yami. If Bakura wasn't found soon, it could be deadly for Bakura. But, the Bracelet… it was so close…

"It is so close…" Ryou agonized. "But, I can't leave my yami, it's the Bracelet, or him." Ryou weighed his choices. On one hand he'd have the Bracelet of Anubis, letting him have unlimited power and causing everyone to bow at his feet. On the other hand was his yami, the spirit who abused him constantly since the day they met, yet was the only person who really understood him. With one last longing look at his one chance to claim fame, he left to go find Yami, Te'a and Tristan and in the odd chance that they had not disappeared, Joey and Mai too.

By strange coincidence, the same three were headed towards the fairgrounds as Yami had retrieved his Puzzle. But what is this? So are Yugi and Pegasus! You'll have to wait for the next chapter though, but don't worry, it'll be the last one. But, what about Seto or Giovanni? Where are they? And did the same incident happen to Pegasus. What exactly are these strange rubber items that keep appearing with addresses on them?

Deep in the middle United States was the address. At that address were Seto Kaiba and Giovanni… of Team Rocket. An evil … something was heard throughout the basement. Suddenly, a phone rang. The evil sound ceased.

"Hello, Yami-chan here. Oh, hi Unrealistic, what up? Yeah. Uh huh. No, sorry. I still don't have an evil anything… Stop mocking me with your evil laugh, Unrealistic! You're not being very Hikari -like! Um, no, I haven't written anything more, have you? What do you mean 'no'!? You've been on this so-called writer's block for four months! You've got to do something about it! The Rubber Items? No, I haven't thought of any more, when I do, I'll send out more addresses. Al right, I'll see you tonight then. Bye."

End of Chapter Four

From the Desk of Unrealistic,

Yami-chan: …

Unrealistic: It's okay, yami, not every evil person needs a laugh. Look at Zim! He has an evil cough for crying out loud!

Yami-chan: But it's not fair. I need an evil something The Rubber Items aren't enough!

Unrealistic: Leave that up to me. Now go along a type up Lost Souls.

Yami-chan: Okay… Waitaminute, you're my hikari, you can't tell me what to do!

Unrealistic: I am merely expressing the views of the persons who reviewed.

Yami-chan: The Reviewers can't help you forever, hikari. One of these days, you'll be all by yourself.

Unrealistic: Yet, in a matter of speaking, you'll still be with me. As we share the Millennium Pen.

Yami-chan: Just go watch Excel Saga or write or something!

Unrealistic: I shall blindly obey!

That didn't turn out bad. It's the worst chapter I've written though. I'm seriously slacking off. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!! By the way, next chapter… anyone up for Star Trek references and a couple appearances by Suuichi Kurama Minamino aka our favorite fox boy.

Until Next Time,

Unrealistic :-)