That Cute Waitress
A/N: Hey! I hope that last chappy wasn't too short. I thought it was pretty long when I typed it, but I'll try to keep them longer. Unless you like short? Well, In that case......haha, joke. Anyways, I don't own RK, I am just a fan who likes to write .
Rated PG-13 for sex-related material O.O
R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dates, Respect, Parents, Dreams, Nakedness, and all-out Skinny Dipping.
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Kaoru and Kenshin finished their meals in silence, while they observed Sano and Megumi. Their bodies were entangled together, and they sucked the lips off each other's faces. Kenshin reached for the teapot, and Kaoru did also, unknowingly. Their hands fell on each other.
Their eyes met, as for the first time. A shiver of pure electricity rushed down Kaoru's spine. What a peculiar shade of violet his eyes are, she thought. They stared at each other, hands entwining. Their faces got closer and closer together.....
As this magic worked itself, Sano and Megumi looked up and grinned. Their plan was working.
Suddenly, Sano lost balance and fell backwards, taking Megumi with him. They rolled until they hit a wall and rolled sideways until they hit the wall behind the screen. This, of course broke the magic between Kenshin and Kaoru.
Kenshin snapped out of it and embarrassedly took his hand away. Kaoru was blushing. God, she is so cute when she blushes! Kaoru peeked out from her bangs. Kenshin was fingering his scar, his face matching his hair.
It's so cute how shy he is! Man, he is the cutest, hottest, hunkiest guy I have everseen! Her hand tingled. His grip-it was firm, yet loving. She blushed even more fiercely when she realized how close she had come to kissing him!
Kenshin: (clearing throat) ahem....so...
Kaoru: Oh! Um, so I guess.....you can....uhm...........................(takes out a piece of paper and scribbles stuff on it) ...call me? Or, um, like, e-mail me?
Kenshin: Yeah, um.................(takes out another paper and writes more stuff on it).....yeah. Call me...
Sano and Megumi emerged from behind the screen. Megumi straightened her outfit, pulling the skirt down. Sano smoothed over the old gi, and patted down his disheveled hair. Megumi's lips were swollen, and her lipstick was badly smeared.....all over Sano's face, leaving trails of kiss marks that led down to under his gi. A bruise had started darkening on her neck.
Sano: (waaaay too cheerfully, stuffing paper in his headband thing) SOO KENSHIN! TIME TO GO? OK I'LL PAY NOW! (stumbles happily out of the room)
Megumi: (stuffing a piece of paper into her kimono, into the breast part) Ok Kaoru! Timeeeee to go!!!
Kenshin: Bye, Kaoru...
Kaoru: See ya, Kenshin.
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SUNDAY NIGHT
Kaoru lounged on her bed, naked. She had just come out of the shower, and she was currently "air-drying", as she liked to call it. Her hair was wrapped in a towel, and she read a magazine. The phone rang.
Kaoru knew that was for her; she had her own phone line. It was usually Megumi. Whenever Megumi called, she answered in a silly voice, and pretended that she had the wrong number.
Phone: RING RING
Kaoru: Hehehe........
Phone: RING RING RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Geez...a phone with a temper! (In a muffled voice) Hello?
Phone: Hello? May I speak to Kaoru?
Well, remember when I told you she had a towel wrapped around her head? Well, she never took it off, and through it, that voice sounded like Megumi.
Kaoru: Nah man! She not here! You gotta wrong numbah, dood!
Phone: ORO? Oh...I thought....she gave me a number so.....sorry...that I am......
Kaoru: (taking towel off) Kenshin? OMIGOD!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!
Kenshin: Kaoru?
Kaoru: Look! I thoughtyouwereMegumisoipickedupthephonelikethatbecausewealwaysdothatimsososo sosososososososoooo SORRY!!"
Kenshin: It's okay (hah! The only word of that he caught was SORRY!!) So......I was wonderin.. Do you wanna uhm....do something after school? Like, tomorrow?
Kaoru: (mockingly seductive)Whatever you want Kenshin. I'll bring protection
Now, at this last statement, Kenshin had fallen over with a continuous stream of " OROrororororororororororororororoOoOoOoOoooooo"s.
Kaoru: Kenshin? KENshin? KENSHIN? Are you okay? That was just a joke! Kenshin? KENSHIN?????????
Kenshin: Oro........That is alright, yes it is, Kaoru...Like maybe dinner, or you could come over to my house or something....?
Kaoru: That would be great! Meet me at my locker after school tomorrow! Oh yeah, I guess I'll sit with you at lunch also! My locker number is #485!
Kenshin: Gotcha! So...what were you doing before I interrupted you?
Kaoru: Uh....nothing! (giggle) If you were Megumi I'd straight out say, 'I'm lying on my bed, naked!' (sharp gasp) Eek! I did NOT just say that!!!!!
Kenshin: (BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH) Uhm.........(Imagines that) oroooooooo......that is....interesting, indeed it is! Uh uh uh uh uh..................
Kaoru: (BBLLUUSSHH!!!!!!) Yea, so.....we can go to your house tomorrow!!! Ehehehe...
Kenshin: Great! See ya tomorrow!
Kaoru: Bye!
Kenshin: Bye!
PHOnE: .........(dial tone)
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Next day at school
On monday, Sano and Kenshin walked with their best friends, Aoshi, Saitou, and Soujiro. Saitou was like Sano, in personality, while Soujiro matched with Kenshin. Aoshi was a silent, reserved (hunky...lol!), yet honorable guy.
Sano: Du-udes! Me and Kenshin-
Aoshi: Kenshin and I.
Sano: Anyways, we went to the Akebeko!
Soujiro: Really. (no excitement whatsoever)
Saitou: ( whistle) how was it??
Sano: I got meself a new woman! She is such a fox!
Kenshin, Aoshi, and Soujiro: RESPECT, SANO!!!!!
Saitou: Did you do her yet?
Sano: Yep! Twice!
Kenshin, Aoshi, and Soujiro: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh (sweatdrops)
Sano: I went out with her last night! Here are some polaroids: (takes out a bunch of pictures. Everyone crowds around to see)
Soujiro: I know her! She is my biology lab partner! But we're getting new ones today...you know, end of semester....
Kenshin: Hey! I'm taking your biology this semester!
Sano: Soooooo....Kenshin....what about Kamiya Kaoru?
Kenshin: (cockily.....yeah right) Oh, um, yeah! My..my..my girlfriend, Kaoru! Kamiya Kaoru! I called her last night! THAT I did!
Sano: What did she say??
Kenshin: Oh, we're going to a dinner tonight...
Saitou: Anything else?
Kenshin: She's comin over after school, that she is....
Aoshi: (raises eyebrow......but silently)......
Kenshin: STOP YELLING AT ME AOSHI!!
Aoshi: .....
Kenshin: FINE! YOU....YOU CRACKED ME!! FINE! When I called, she saidthatshewouldbringprotectionwhichwasjustajokeandthatshewasnakedwhichwasnt ajokesothenistartedpicturingallthesethingsandthen.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Soujiro: Kenshin, can I see you?
Kenshin: Sure! (Is dragged into the guys' bathroom)
Soujiro: Kenshin......Kamiya Kaoru?
Kenshin: Yeah.........that is her name that it is!
Soujiro: She has lived across the street from me my whole life. I know her as a sister....and her parents....Anyways, she is outgoing. She means well, but she talks a lot. She is a very nice girl!
Kenshin: But you live just a block or two down from Sano...and the house across the street from your is huge......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soujiro: Kenshin, she loves her parents soo much, and would never displease them...
Kenshin: Yea, so?
Soujiro: (drops voice)I love them, like an aunt and uncle, but they are.......there is no nice way to say this, but..THEY ARE REALLLLLY STUCK UP! Money matters to them, thought it doesn't to Kaoru...She believes in love...Her parents believe in...
Kenshin: (gulp)Love only with a large sum of money attached?
Soujiro nodded mournfully. Kenshin gave a large, hacked sob, and ran to find Sano, to find a solution.
Of course, Sano had one.
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JUST BEFORE LUNCH
Sano: Okay, so here's the plan. We have an extra house, just three blocks up from my house. You can use that one. In fact, move into it! Sell yours! I'll sell you cheap. It is large, and nicely furnished. We'll give your dad and mom a good job, and you can borrow a limo and chauffer for a while.
Kenshin nodded. This was great! Kenshin's parents hated their jobs, and a job at Sano's dad's company was much better paying. His little sister had been longing for a new house. She said theirs was small, tiny, and 'grosso yukky'.
Sano: You can use it tonight, and then discuss it with your parents. I'm sure they would agree.
Kenshin shot a look of thanks to Sano, and sighed. "Here's the lunchroom. I guess I'll go in now."
He walked in, and looked around. Kaoru spotted him, and stood up, waving. Her skirt was rolled, against the rules, but noone cared. Her raven hair was in a high ponytail again. Her un-tucked polo shirt lifted up as she waved frantically to the red head.
Seeing that small strip of bare skin and bellybutton, Kenshin blushed, remembering his dream from last night.
In his dream, Kaoru was naked, lying on a bed, with sheets. Beautiful red rose petals were scattered over her and the sheets. Classical music played in the distance. Her breasts were fairly covered by her hair, and her other essentials were covered by single rose petals. He approached her, wearing naught but a long white nightshirt.
She reached to him with her hands, begging, her nails painted a red to match the petals. Her lips were covered with a peachy gloss. His eyes roved over her body. Her skin was pale, but not unhealthy looking. It was flushed a light rose. He knelt beside her on the bed.
She grabbed him and pulled him into the bed, under the covers. A slight smell of rose was on her body. That was all he could notice before she began a passionate assault on his senses, biting, kissing, licking. Their hands explored each others' bodies as they settled into the scene.
He flushed a deep red. Kaoru, thinking he had not seen, leapt to her feet and grabbed his hand, running back to her table, which had sufficient space for his friends.
As she guided him to the table, a memory from a dream she had came flooding back.
In Kaoru's dream, a jazz band was playing the blues in the background. Kenshin leaned on a lamp-post, wearing a hat and trenchcoat in khaki material. She ran to him, wearing nothing but a white nightshirt. He pulled her into a kiss, his grip firm and gentle, like his touch had been at the resteraunt. They fell backwards, where a bed appeared. He pulled off his hat and coat, revealing his muscular body, dressed in nothing...but those cotton jockey shorts he had worn before. Her kisses traveled all over his body.
She sat down at the table, blushing, motioning for him to sit down. His friends soon followed. She and Kenshin sat next to each other, blushing. Sano sat down next to Megumi (across from K&K), Saitou sat on the other side of Kenshin, and Soujiro sat by Sano. Aoshi sat next to a bright eyed girl, Misao, who gazed at him adoringly. He shifted silently, obviously uncomfortable.
The friends got acquainted with each other, and Kaoru found it amusing that kemshin was one of Soujiro's best friends.
Kaoru: Ha! Did you tell them about the phone thing last night? The naked thing? Heehee! (Kenshin pales) Ha! Well, you can ask SouSou here! He's seen me naked! We used to take baths together! We even went skinny dipping last summer! Yup, down at the lake! (sees Kenshin's face) UH! But DON'T worry, dear! We have never been together...like girlfriend/boyfriend! NOPE! Well....once maybe....but we were like 5!
Kenshin: Ehehehe.....
Kaoru: ^_^
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LATER IN BIOLOGY (LAST PERIOD)
Bio Teach: OKAY! NEWWWWWW LABB APRTNERS!!
Class: yay. woo hoo.
Bio Teach: Hummmm....Misao, take Aoshi. Help him pass so that I won't have him next year! Let's see....Saitou, take Soujiro! Hey S&S!! HAHAHAHA!! Here's another pair.....Himura KENshin and KAMiya KAOru. HK & KK!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!!! THIS IS SOOO FUNN!!
Kenshin and Kaoru: (shy glances, and then a grin) yess!.............................
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BLOOPER REEL!!!
Blooper #1- Kenshin's dream sequence
She grabbed him and pulled him into the bed, under the covers. A slight smell of rose was on her body. That was all he could notice before she began a passionate assault on his senses, biting, kissing, licking. Their hands explored each others' bodies as they settled into the scene.
Kenshin: OKAY! NOOOOOOO TOUCHING THERE!!! (jumps out of the bed)
Kaoru: Aww, you're no fun!
Blooper #2-Kaoru's long monologue
Kaoru: Ha! Did you tell them about the phone thing last night? The naked thing? Heehee! (Kenshin pales) Ha! Well, you can ask SouSou here! He's seen me naked! We used to take baths together! We even went skinny dipping last summer! Yup, down at the lake! (sees Kenshin's face) UH! But DON'T worry, dear! We have never been together...like girlfriend/boyfriend! NOPE! Well....once maybe....but we were like 5!
Kenshin: (grabs Kaoru and drags her to the gym. Friends follow) LETS SEE THAT SKINNY DIPPING NOW!!! (Takes off all clothes and rips Kaoru's off too. Jumps into water)
Aoshi: .........!!!!
Misao: (pats Aoshi's back) I know what you're feeling.
Aoshi: (jumps. Glare at Misao)
Misao: (pulls hand away from Aoshi's butt, whistling innocently)
Sano: Uh...They're not surfacing!! SOMEONE!!!!! CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!!
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A/N: Hey! I hope that last chappy wasn't too short. I thought it was pretty long when I typed it, but I'll try to keep them longer. Unless you like short? Well, In that case......haha, joke. Anyways, I don't own RK, I am just a fan who likes to write .
Rated PG-13 for sex-related material O.O
R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dates, Respect, Parents, Dreams, Nakedness, and all-out Skinny Dipping.
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Kaoru and Kenshin finished their meals in silence, while they observed Sano and Megumi. Their bodies were entangled together, and they sucked the lips off each other's faces. Kenshin reached for the teapot, and Kaoru did also, unknowingly. Their hands fell on each other.
Their eyes met, as for the first time. A shiver of pure electricity rushed down Kaoru's spine. What a peculiar shade of violet his eyes are, she thought. They stared at each other, hands entwining. Their faces got closer and closer together.....
As this magic worked itself, Sano and Megumi looked up and grinned. Their plan was working.
Suddenly, Sano lost balance and fell backwards, taking Megumi with him. They rolled until they hit a wall and rolled sideways until they hit the wall behind the screen. This, of course broke the magic between Kenshin and Kaoru.
Kenshin snapped out of it and embarrassedly took his hand away. Kaoru was blushing. God, she is so cute when she blushes! Kaoru peeked out from her bangs. Kenshin was fingering his scar, his face matching his hair.
It's so cute how shy he is! Man, he is the cutest, hottest, hunkiest guy I have everseen! Her hand tingled. His grip-it was firm, yet loving. She blushed even more fiercely when she realized how close she had come to kissing him!
Kenshin: (clearing throat) ahem....so...
Kaoru: Oh! Um, so I guess.....you can....uhm...........................(takes out a piece of paper and scribbles stuff on it) ...call me? Or, um, like, e-mail me?
Kenshin: Yeah, um.................(takes out another paper and writes more stuff on it).....yeah. Call me...
Sano and Megumi emerged from behind the screen. Megumi straightened her outfit, pulling the skirt down. Sano smoothed over the old gi, and patted down his disheveled hair. Megumi's lips were swollen, and her lipstick was badly smeared.....all over Sano's face, leaving trails of kiss marks that led down to under his gi. A bruise had started darkening on her neck.
Sano: (waaaay too cheerfully, stuffing paper in his headband thing) SOO KENSHIN! TIME TO GO? OK I'LL PAY NOW! (stumbles happily out of the room)
Megumi: (stuffing a piece of paper into her kimono, into the breast part) Ok Kaoru! Timeeeee to go!!!
Kenshin: Bye, Kaoru...
Kaoru: See ya, Kenshin.
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SUNDAY NIGHT
Kaoru lounged on her bed, naked. She had just come out of the shower, and she was currently "air-drying", as she liked to call it. Her hair was wrapped in a towel, and she read a magazine. The phone rang.
Kaoru knew that was for her; she had her own phone line. It was usually Megumi. Whenever Megumi called, she answered in a silly voice, and pretended that she had the wrong number.
Phone: RING RING
Kaoru: Hehehe........
Phone: RING RING RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaoru: Geez...a phone with a temper! (In a muffled voice) Hello?
Phone: Hello? May I speak to Kaoru?
Well, remember when I told you she had a towel wrapped around her head? Well, she never took it off, and through it, that voice sounded like Megumi.
Kaoru: Nah man! She not here! You gotta wrong numbah, dood!
Phone: ORO? Oh...I thought....she gave me a number so.....sorry...that I am......
Kaoru: (taking towel off) Kenshin? OMIGOD!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!
Kenshin: Kaoru?
Kaoru: Look! I thoughtyouwereMegumisoipickedupthephonelikethatbecausewealwaysdothatimsososo sosososososososoooo SORRY!!"
Kenshin: It's okay (hah! The only word of that he caught was SORRY!!) So......I was wonderin.. Do you wanna uhm....do something after school? Like, tomorrow?
Kaoru: (mockingly seductive)Whatever you want Kenshin. I'll bring protection
Now, at this last statement, Kenshin had fallen over with a continuous stream of " OROrororororororororororororororoOoOoOoOoooooo"s.
Kaoru: Kenshin? KENshin? KENSHIN? Are you okay? That was just a joke! Kenshin? KENSHIN?????????
Kenshin: Oro........That is alright, yes it is, Kaoru...Like maybe dinner, or you could come over to my house or something....?
Kaoru: That would be great! Meet me at my locker after school tomorrow! Oh yeah, I guess I'll sit with you at lunch also! My locker number is #485!
Kenshin: Gotcha! So...what were you doing before I interrupted you?
Kaoru: Uh....nothing! (giggle) If you were Megumi I'd straight out say, 'I'm lying on my bed, naked!' (sharp gasp) Eek! I did NOT just say that!!!!!
Kenshin: (BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH) Uhm.........(Imagines that) oroooooooo......that is....interesting, indeed it is! Uh uh uh uh uh..................
Kaoru: (BBLLUUSSHH!!!!!!) Yea, so.....we can go to your house tomorrow!!! Ehehehe...
Kenshin: Great! See ya tomorrow!
Kaoru: Bye!
Kenshin: Bye!
PHOnE: .........(dial tone)
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Next day at school
On monday, Sano and Kenshin walked with their best friends, Aoshi, Saitou, and Soujiro. Saitou was like Sano, in personality, while Soujiro matched with Kenshin. Aoshi was a silent, reserved (hunky...lol!), yet honorable guy.
Sano: Du-udes! Me and Kenshin-
Aoshi: Kenshin and I.
Sano: Anyways, we went to the Akebeko!
Soujiro: Really. (no excitement whatsoever)
Saitou: ( whistle) how was it??
Sano: I got meself a new woman! She is such a fox!
Kenshin, Aoshi, and Soujiro: RESPECT, SANO!!!!!
Saitou: Did you do her yet?
Sano: Yep! Twice!
Kenshin, Aoshi, and Soujiro: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh (sweatdrops)
Sano: I went out with her last night! Here are some polaroids: (takes out a bunch of pictures. Everyone crowds around to see)
Soujiro: I know her! She is my biology lab partner! But we're getting new ones today...you know, end of semester....
Kenshin: Hey! I'm taking your biology this semester!
Sano: Soooooo....Kenshin....what about Kamiya Kaoru?
Kenshin: (cockily.....yeah right) Oh, um, yeah! My..my..my girlfriend, Kaoru! Kamiya Kaoru! I called her last night! THAT I did!
Sano: What did she say??
Kenshin: Oh, we're going to a dinner tonight...
Saitou: Anything else?
Kenshin: She's comin over after school, that she is....
Aoshi: (raises eyebrow......but silently)......
Kenshin: STOP YELLING AT ME AOSHI!!
Aoshi: .....
Kenshin: FINE! YOU....YOU CRACKED ME!! FINE! When I called, she saidthatshewouldbringprotectionwhichwasjustajokeandthatshewasnakedwhichwasnt ajokesothenistartedpicturingallthesethingsandthen.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Soujiro: Kenshin, can I see you?
Kenshin: Sure! (Is dragged into the guys' bathroom)
Soujiro: Kenshin......Kamiya Kaoru?
Kenshin: Yeah.........that is her name that it is!
Soujiro: She has lived across the street from me my whole life. I know her as a sister....and her parents....Anyways, she is outgoing. She means well, but she talks a lot. She is a very nice girl!
Kenshin: But you live just a block or two down from Sano...and the house across the street from your is huge......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soujiro: Kenshin, she loves her parents soo much, and would never displease them...
Kenshin: Yea, so?
Soujiro: (drops voice)I love them, like an aunt and uncle, but they are.......there is no nice way to say this, but..THEY ARE REALLLLLY STUCK UP! Money matters to them, thought it doesn't to Kaoru...She believes in love...Her parents believe in...
Kenshin: (gulp)Love only with a large sum of money attached?
Soujiro nodded mournfully. Kenshin gave a large, hacked sob, and ran to find Sano, to find a solution.
Of course, Sano had one.
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JUST BEFORE LUNCH
Sano: Okay, so here's the plan. We have an extra house, just three blocks up from my house. You can use that one. In fact, move into it! Sell yours! I'll sell you cheap. It is large, and nicely furnished. We'll give your dad and mom a good job, and you can borrow a limo and chauffer for a while.
Kenshin nodded. This was great! Kenshin's parents hated their jobs, and a job at Sano's dad's company was much better paying. His little sister had been longing for a new house. She said theirs was small, tiny, and 'grosso yukky'.
Sano: You can use it tonight, and then discuss it with your parents. I'm sure they would agree.
Kenshin shot a look of thanks to Sano, and sighed. "Here's the lunchroom. I guess I'll go in now."
He walked in, and looked around. Kaoru spotted him, and stood up, waving. Her skirt was rolled, against the rules, but noone cared. Her raven hair was in a high ponytail again. Her un-tucked polo shirt lifted up as she waved frantically to the red head.
Seeing that small strip of bare skin and bellybutton, Kenshin blushed, remembering his dream from last night.
In his dream, Kaoru was naked, lying on a bed, with sheets. Beautiful red rose petals were scattered over her and the sheets. Classical music played in the distance. Her breasts were fairly covered by her hair, and her other essentials were covered by single rose petals. He approached her, wearing naught but a long white nightshirt.
She reached to him with her hands, begging, her nails painted a red to match the petals. Her lips were covered with a peachy gloss. His eyes roved over her body. Her skin was pale, but not unhealthy looking. It was flushed a light rose. He knelt beside her on the bed.
She grabbed him and pulled him into the bed, under the covers. A slight smell of rose was on her body. That was all he could notice before she began a passionate assault on his senses, biting, kissing, licking. Their hands explored each others' bodies as they settled into the scene.
He flushed a deep red. Kaoru, thinking he had not seen, leapt to her feet and grabbed his hand, running back to her table, which had sufficient space for his friends.
As she guided him to the table, a memory from a dream she had came flooding back.
In Kaoru's dream, a jazz band was playing the blues in the background. Kenshin leaned on a lamp-post, wearing a hat and trenchcoat in khaki material. She ran to him, wearing nothing but a white nightshirt. He pulled her into a kiss, his grip firm and gentle, like his touch had been at the resteraunt. They fell backwards, where a bed appeared. He pulled off his hat and coat, revealing his muscular body, dressed in nothing...but those cotton jockey shorts he had worn before. Her kisses traveled all over his body.
She sat down at the table, blushing, motioning for him to sit down. His friends soon followed. She and Kenshin sat next to each other, blushing. Sano sat down next to Megumi (across from K&K), Saitou sat on the other side of Kenshin, and Soujiro sat by Sano. Aoshi sat next to a bright eyed girl, Misao, who gazed at him adoringly. He shifted silently, obviously uncomfortable.
The friends got acquainted with each other, and Kaoru found it amusing that kemshin was one of Soujiro's best friends.
Kaoru: Ha! Did you tell them about the phone thing last night? The naked thing? Heehee! (Kenshin pales) Ha! Well, you can ask SouSou here! He's seen me naked! We used to take baths together! We even went skinny dipping last summer! Yup, down at the lake! (sees Kenshin's face) UH! But DON'T worry, dear! We have never been together...like girlfriend/boyfriend! NOPE! Well....once maybe....but we were like 5!
Kenshin: Ehehehe.....
Kaoru: ^_^
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LATER IN BIOLOGY (LAST PERIOD)
Bio Teach: OKAY! NEWWWWWW LABB APRTNERS!!
Class: yay. woo hoo.
Bio Teach: Hummmm....Misao, take Aoshi. Help him pass so that I won't have him next year! Let's see....Saitou, take Soujiro! Hey S&S!! HAHAHAHA!! Here's another pair.....Himura KENshin and KAMiya KAOru. HK & KK!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!!! THIS IS SOOO FUNN!!
Kenshin and Kaoru: (shy glances, and then a grin) yess!.............................
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BLOOPER REEL!!!
Blooper #1- Kenshin's dream sequence
She grabbed him and pulled him into the bed, under the covers. A slight smell of rose was on her body. That was all he could notice before she began a passionate assault on his senses, biting, kissing, licking. Their hands explored each others' bodies as they settled into the scene.
Kenshin: OKAY! NOOOOOOO TOUCHING THERE!!! (jumps out of the bed)
Kaoru: Aww, you're no fun!
Blooper #2-Kaoru's long monologue
Kaoru: Ha! Did you tell them about the phone thing last night? The naked thing? Heehee! (Kenshin pales) Ha! Well, you can ask SouSou here! He's seen me naked! We used to take baths together! We even went skinny dipping last summer! Yup, down at the lake! (sees Kenshin's face) UH! But DON'T worry, dear! We have never been together...like girlfriend/boyfriend! NOPE! Well....once maybe....but we were like 5!
Kenshin: (grabs Kaoru and drags her to the gym. Friends follow) LETS SEE THAT SKINNY DIPPING NOW!!! (Takes off all clothes and rips Kaoru's off too. Jumps into water)
Aoshi: .........!!!!
Misao: (pats Aoshi's back) I know what you're feeling.
Aoshi: (jumps. Glare at Misao)
Misao: (pulls hand away from Aoshi's butt, whistling innocently)
Sano: Uh...They're not surfacing!! SOMEONE!!!!! CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!!
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WOOO!! THAT WAS ONE LOOOOOOONG CHAPTER!! Hahaha, on Word it was 9 pages! Well, I hope you enjoyed! I liked that dream thing! Lololol!! Hope you liked the bloopers! Will do them every once in a while! Next chappy should be up tomorrow! I am just SO full of Ideas! If you don't like something, flames ARE accepted (yes! I AM strange lol!) Actually, only CONSTRUCTIVE flames are appreciated. ^_^
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