That Cute Waitress
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A/N: GGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHH I know that Chapter two was supposed to be up on the seventh, but FF.net wouldn't let me upload it. So....here it is! With this chappy! A two in one deal. Dang, it was supposed to be a sort of....lame-o cliffhanger. Dangitdangitdangit!!!!!!!
R/R!!!
I DO NOT own RK!
miko demon hunter: Sorry! I would have had your review on the last chapter, but I had just uploaded chappy2 when you reviewed :( Sorry! AHEM So in chappy1, Kenshin wasn't thinking dirty.....but in chappy 2 and this one they def. Are!! LOL ahahaaha!
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Caught!
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Kenshin walked slowly towards Kaoru's locker, #485. It was far away from his, #829. As he approached it, he noticed a large yellow post-it note on her locker. When he reached it, he took it off and read it.
'Kenshin-I hope I don't inconvenience you, but could you pick me up at my house? I needed to pick out some clothes and stuff. At 4:30? Thanks! I'll be waiting. Love, KK' Listed afterwards was her address. He read the closing again. 'Love, KK', it had said. 'Love'. He coughed embarrassedly. He was obsessed!
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Kaoru had brought clothes to change into, but seeing Kenshin in his uniform had set her into a flutter. What she had brought, a casual jean and t-shirt ensemble, did not seem enough. She finally found a good outfit.
It was and old white sundress with pink flowers on it. She had not gained much wait since she had last worn it, but she had grown taller! The skirt was very short, which gave a desirable effect to her legs. Meaning, her legs were looking pretty desirable! Over that, she wore a white spaghetti- strap tank top, with a pink stripe in the middle with a ROXY heart on it. She tried wearing shorts beneath her dress, but it showed lines. So, she didn't wear shorts.
Her hair's large ribbon was replaced with two smaller ones, one pink, and one, white. She put on her fashionable high-heeled pink-and-white sneaker pumps. She picked out a bag from her large collection. It was white straw, with a pink outline of a flower on it. She wore a white-gold chain bracelet, with a pink diamond heart on it, and a matching necklace, which were both sweet sixteen presents. Little diamond studs in her ears, and she was finished! She spun around, and looked into the mirror. She looked good, at least her outfit did.
She hurried to her makeup table, and added concealer to her face, making it seem flawless. A swipe of mascara volumized her eyes, and a light blush made her look flushed, as if she had just been running. A nice, shiny pink- tinted lip gloss finished the look. She added a tube of that in her bag. Lancome Juicy Tubes in Spring Fling. She grinned.
A glance at her clock made her shudder. 4:29! She ran down the stairs.
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Kenshin wandered out the school building. Sano stood there, with keys in his hand. "Here, Kenshin! Take the Porsche. I want it back tomorrow!"
Kenshin smiled and took the keys. He entered the driver's seat of the convertible black Porsche. He adjusted the seat, wheel, and mirrors until he had a comfortable condition, and thanked Sano. Sano told him, "No prob! Oh, by the way, there's a little money in the compartment under the radio." Then he ran.
Kenshin frowned. He couldn't take Sano's money! But..............he did need funds for that night.. FINE! He would take it...well, just borrow.
He drove off to Sanosuke's neighborhood, and quickly found Kaoru's house. He ducked under the dashboard and changed. He now wore a loose (though not too loose) t-shirt, with a white sweatshirt over it which read: "THE FIGHTING IRISH: NOTRE DAME". He also wore a pair of Khaki cargo pants. He sat outside. It was 4:28. Kaoru came running out of the house at exactly 4:30.
Kaoru: KENSHIN! How long have you been waiting?
Kenshin: Just a few minutes! ^_^ Don't worry, it's fine! I would wait a lifetime to see you so beautiful!
Kaoru paused a moment to let the guy's thoughtful words sink in. Usually it would sound like a cheesy pick up line, which she would despise, but when it came from Kenshin's mouth, it sounded like he meant it (which he did) and that was all the more appealing.
He took advantage of this moment to scope her out. Her legs were long and slender (just like in his dream ^.^) her dress was flattering. Her colors matched, and her face was radiant. Her hair blew in the wind.
She smiled, and walked up to the car. He quickly got up and opened the door for her, walking around the car. She looked at him, surprised. What a gentleman! She sat down and flashed him a smile, full of meaning. It made his heart melt.
Kenshin regained control and said, " I thought you might like a drive-in movie? Um, I believe that an old movie, uh I believe it is called Gone With the Wind, it is playing?"
Kaoru smiled, and replied, "I love that movie! I haven't been to an old drive in movie for...ages!" Sano's idea had been solid gold.
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Soujiro walked down the hall of the school, desolate. He had told Kenshin the truth about Kaoru. Soujiro was a decent fellow, and loved his friends more than anything...
Except Kaoru. He had been madly in love with her for years, though they never had gone out. And now, Kenshin, his best friend, was going out with his love. She had been out with other guys before, that was true, but he had never worried about that. But with kenshin, it was different. He had seen....a spark. A spark that heralded the end of his world.
Soujiro mentally berated himself. He should have gotten to her sooner. He had told himself that he would ask her out, yet always lost his nerve. Kenshin was shy, too, but he had asked her out. Soujiro had never asked Kaoru to go with him on a date.
Wait....
That wasn't true......
()()()()FLASH BACK()()()()
A six-year old Soujiro peeked from behind a tree. She sat alone on the dock. Soujiro tackled Kaoru from behind. She shrieked and fell forwards into the lake. The lake they went to every year during the summer. When they broke the surface, Kaoru allowed Soujiro to take one deep breath before she pushed him under again. When they finally made it back to shore, They lay on a giant towel. Soujiro rolled over and poked her. "Kao?" She faced him.
"Yeah?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Yeah."
*end flasback*
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Kenshin came to the car as the movie started. He carried two trays. One held a large bag of popcorn and two hamburgers, and one held two sodas. They watched the movie, while eating their food. Kaoru shot a glance at Kenshin, watching the movie. She cackled and flicked a kernel of popcorn his way. It bounced off his head. He startled, looking at her, who looked away innocently. He grinned and pretended to turn back to the movie, grabbing a handful of popcorn.
Instead of stuffing his face he threw it in her direction. She jumped, retaliating back! After about a thirty second popcorn war, they stopped and made a truce.
They brushed off all of the popcorn. Suddenly, Kenshin's wary eyes noticed something. He leaned into Kaoru, and she leaned forward, as if to kiss. His hand slowly approached her.
Kaoru mentally jumped around, screamin KISS! KISS! KISSS!! She closed her eyes. But instead, she felt a hand.........
Kenshin stuck his hand down the front of her shirt. She recoiled, ready to slap him. He rooted around, and she drew her hand back for a hard, hard slap.
He pulled his hand out, but that slap was on its way.
SMACK!!
He fell over muttering "I thought this might be uncomfortable if it crumbled.......oroooo.."
In his hand was a kernel of popcorn. Kaoru felt like slapping herself. He was well-meaning!! God, how she wished she hadn't smacked him so hard!
Kenshin regained his posture and said, "It was all my fault. I invaded your personal space. I deserved it." She apologized, and they went back to watching the movie, only shooting sideways glances at each other.
When it had finished, all was gone except the bag of popcorn. (YEP! THAT WAS ONE HUGE BAG OF POPPY-CORN!_
Kaoru looked to it and said to keep it, that Yahiko LOVED popcorn. As she spoke, Kenshin watched her lips. He couldn't stand it anymore! The reserved, polite, gentleman-y Kenshin disappeared. The Sano-mixed-with-a- little-of-the-old-Kenshin took his place.
Kaoru: ........says never to waste any food.
Kenshin: What is your curfew?
Kaoru: 12:00.
Kenshin: Let's go somewhere.
And he pulled out of the drive in movie and sped off.
They soon arrived at a wooded outlook. This place overlooked Tokyo. Kenshin and his friends often came there just to hang out, and he knew it could be driven to easily.
Kaoru: Wow. I bet that here, you wouldn't be heard even if you screamed.
Kenshin looked at her, eyes flashing amber, and said wolfishly, "That's the point..."
She glanced at him and shivered anxiously. They leaned in and shared a kiss, electricity rushing through their bodies. He withdrew. The old Kenshin had returned, and was wondering what the hell to do?
She realized this feeling, and crawled onto his lap. She kissed his cheek. "This is me kissing your cheek," she informed him, and she kissed his mouth.
Kaoru: This is me kissing your lips. And this is me French-kissing you.(French Kiss) This is me, licking your cheek (lick), and this is me moving my lips to your ear. (whispers) Expect licking and nibbling of earlobe.
Kenshin stiffened, then relaxed. He kissed her neck, shoulders, and back. She moved her hips backwards and forwards, against his abs, and ran her fingers through his hair. He pulled her into the back seat. They kicked off their shoes. She lay on top of him, being the lighter of the two. As they kissed, she groaned in delight.
Kenshin gently eased his lips over her. His body wanted to grind her, kiss her, taste her, bite her! But he held this back. She was his! Exclusively and finally his!
As emotions mounted, the passion increased. They were grinding, and soon began to undress. She took off her tanktop, because she was suddenly so hot, and began to take off her dress. Kenshin took off his jeans, and his sweatshirt, and the t-shirt underneath. When they were both naked, they sat back and admired each other's bodies. Kenshin...... was huge!, thought Kaoru. Kenshin thought, just like in my dream. Without the rose petals. Or the nightshirt. Or the golden sunshine shining down from an open window. Or the symphony orchestra.....but this is better..it's real!
He drew her down into the car seat, covering her with kisses. Her back, her front, her.... He shifted to a different position, wondering what the hell his body was doing. It poised itself under her, getting ready to.....
They froze, hearing a rustle. Suddenly, a figure stepped out of the woods.
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Soujiro sighed. Kaoru was a fast mover. If this were a different guy, they'd probably already be frenching. Nothing really went beyond that, he knew. To get himself out of this bummed mood, he decided to take a walk. He let his feet lead, only making sure that he knew where the feet led him. He came upon his clearing, where he hung out often. He scowled as he saw a car parked there.
He decided that if he wasn't going to let them have any. He hear moans, as if the sex they were having were ambrosial. At least he believed they were having..it. He decided to burdt in on their parade.
He paled when he saw what was in a car.
Kaoru and Kenshin, in a very intimate and inappropriate position, bodies grinding....
......and they were naked.
"Hello," he mumbled weakly.
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Bloopers!!!!
Blooper #1: The new outfit Kaoru wore.
Kenshin looked up as she walked out of her house. His jaw dropped. She wore Low-rising hip huggers and a floral/camouflage bikini top.
Kenshin: THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!! But I like it...please wear more stuff like that ^.'
Blooper #2: What movie are we watching?
Kenshin regained control and said, " I thought you might like a drive-in movie? Um, I believe that an old movie, uh I believe it is called Gone With the Wind, it is playing?"
Kaoru: DammiT! I wanted to see SLAP HER SHE'S FRENCH!!! Oh, um....Oh! That's wooonderful, darling!
Blooper #3: The boob grab
Kenshin stuck his hand down the front of her shirt. She recoiled, ready to slap him. He rooted around, and she drew her hand back for a hard, hard slap.
Kenshin: :D
Kaoru: OW!!! NO SQUEEZING YOU PERVERTED PERVERT!!!!!!!!
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A/N: GGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHH I know that Chapter two was supposed to be up on the seventh, but FF.net wouldn't let me upload it. So....here it is! With this chappy! A two in one deal. Dang, it was supposed to be a sort of....lame-o cliffhanger. Dangitdangitdangit!!!!!!!
R/R!!!
I DO NOT own RK!
miko demon hunter: Sorry! I would have had your review on the last chapter, but I had just uploaded chappy2 when you reviewed :( Sorry! AHEM So in chappy1, Kenshin wasn't thinking dirty.....but in chappy 2 and this one they def. Are!! LOL ahahaaha!
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Caught!
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Kenshin walked slowly towards Kaoru's locker, #485. It was far away from his, #829. As he approached it, he noticed a large yellow post-it note on her locker. When he reached it, he took it off and read it.
'Kenshin-I hope I don't inconvenience you, but could you pick me up at my house? I needed to pick out some clothes and stuff. At 4:30? Thanks! I'll be waiting. Love, KK' Listed afterwards was her address. He read the closing again. 'Love, KK', it had said. 'Love'. He coughed embarrassedly. He was obsessed!
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Kaoru had brought clothes to change into, but seeing Kenshin in his uniform had set her into a flutter. What she had brought, a casual jean and t-shirt ensemble, did not seem enough. She finally found a good outfit.
It was and old white sundress with pink flowers on it. She had not gained much wait since she had last worn it, but she had grown taller! The skirt was very short, which gave a desirable effect to her legs. Meaning, her legs were looking pretty desirable! Over that, she wore a white spaghetti- strap tank top, with a pink stripe in the middle with a ROXY heart on it. She tried wearing shorts beneath her dress, but it showed lines. So, she didn't wear shorts.
Her hair's large ribbon was replaced with two smaller ones, one pink, and one, white. She put on her fashionable high-heeled pink-and-white sneaker pumps. She picked out a bag from her large collection. It was white straw, with a pink outline of a flower on it. She wore a white-gold chain bracelet, with a pink diamond heart on it, and a matching necklace, which were both sweet sixteen presents. Little diamond studs in her ears, and she was finished! She spun around, and looked into the mirror. She looked good, at least her outfit did.
She hurried to her makeup table, and added concealer to her face, making it seem flawless. A swipe of mascara volumized her eyes, and a light blush made her look flushed, as if she had just been running. A nice, shiny pink- tinted lip gloss finished the look. She added a tube of that in her bag. Lancome Juicy Tubes in Spring Fling. She grinned.
A glance at her clock made her shudder. 4:29! She ran down the stairs.
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Kenshin wandered out the school building. Sano stood there, with keys in his hand. "Here, Kenshin! Take the Porsche. I want it back tomorrow!"
Kenshin smiled and took the keys. He entered the driver's seat of the convertible black Porsche. He adjusted the seat, wheel, and mirrors until he had a comfortable condition, and thanked Sano. Sano told him, "No prob! Oh, by the way, there's a little money in the compartment under the radio." Then he ran.
Kenshin frowned. He couldn't take Sano's money! But..............he did need funds for that night.. FINE! He would take it...well, just borrow.
He drove off to Sanosuke's neighborhood, and quickly found Kaoru's house. He ducked under the dashboard and changed. He now wore a loose (though not too loose) t-shirt, with a white sweatshirt over it which read: "THE FIGHTING IRISH: NOTRE DAME". He also wore a pair of Khaki cargo pants. He sat outside. It was 4:28. Kaoru came running out of the house at exactly 4:30.
Kaoru: KENSHIN! How long have you been waiting?
Kenshin: Just a few minutes! ^_^ Don't worry, it's fine! I would wait a lifetime to see you so beautiful!
Kaoru paused a moment to let the guy's thoughtful words sink in. Usually it would sound like a cheesy pick up line, which she would despise, but when it came from Kenshin's mouth, it sounded like he meant it (which he did) and that was all the more appealing.
He took advantage of this moment to scope her out. Her legs were long and slender (just like in his dream ^.^) her dress was flattering. Her colors matched, and her face was radiant. Her hair blew in the wind.
She smiled, and walked up to the car. He quickly got up and opened the door for her, walking around the car. She looked at him, surprised. What a gentleman! She sat down and flashed him a smile, full of meaning. It made his heart melt.
Kenshin regained control and said, " I thought you might like a drive-in movie? Um, I believe that an old movie, uh I believe it is called Gone With the Wind, it is playing?"
Kaoru smiled, and replied, "I love that movie! I haven't been to an old drive in movie for...ages!" Sano's idea had been solid gold.
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Soujiro walked down the hall of the school, desolate. He had told Kenshin the truth about Kaoru. Soujiro was a decent fellow, and loved his friends more than anything...
Except Kaoru. He had been madly in love with her for years, though they never had gone out. And now, Kenshin, his best friend, was going out with his love. She had been out with other guys before, that was true, but he had never worried about that. But with kenshin, it was different. He had seen....a spark. A spark that heralded the end of his world.
Soujiro mentally berated himself. He should have gotten to her sooner. He had told himself that he would ask her out, yet always lost his nerve. Kenshin was shy, too, but he had asked her out. Soujiro had never asked Kaoru to go with him on a date.
Wait....
That wasn't true......
()()()()FLASH BACK()()()()
A six-year old Soujiro peeked from behind a tree. She sat alone on the dock. Soujiro tackled Kaoru from behind. She shrieked and fell forwards into the lake. The lake they went to every year during the summer. When they broke the surface, Kaoru allowed Soujiro to take one deep breath before she pushed him under again. When they finally made it back to shore, They lay on a giant towel. Soujiro rolled over and poked her. "Kao?" She faced him.
"Yeah?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Yeah."
*end flasback*
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Kenshin came to the car as the movie started. He carried two trays. One held a large bag of popcorn and two hamburgers, and one held two sodas. They watched the movie, while eating their food. Kaoru shot a glance at Kenshin, watching the movie. She cackled and flicked a kernel of popcorn his way. It bounced off his head. He startled, looking at her, who looked away innocently. He grinned and pretended to turn back to the movie, grabbing a handful of popcorn.
Instead of stuffing his face he threw it in her direction. She jumped, retaliating back! After about a thirty second popcorn war, they stopped and made a truce.
They brushed off all of the popcorn. Suddenly, Kenshin's wary eyes noticed something. He leaned into Kaoru, and she leaned forward, as if to kiss. His hand slowly approached her.
Kaoru mentally jumped around, screamin KISS! KISS! KISSS!! She closed her eyes. But instead, she felt a hand.........
Kenshin stuck his hand down the front of her shirt. She recoiled, ready to slap him. He rooted around, and she drew her hand back for a hard, hard slap.
He pulled his hand out, but that slap was on its way.
SMACK!!
He fell over muttering "I thought this might be uncomfortable if it crumbled.......oroooo.."
In his hand was a kernel of popcorn. Kaoru felt like slapping herself. He was well-meaning!! God, how she wished she hadn't smacked him so hard!
Kenshin regained his posture and said, "It was all my fault. I invaded your personal space. I deserved it." She apologized, and they went back to watching the movie, only shooting sideways glances at each other.
When it had finished, all was gone except the bag of popcorn. (YEP! THAT WAS ONE HUGE BAG OF POPPY-CORN!_
Kaoru looked to it and said to keep it, that Yahiko LOVED popcorn. As she spoke, Kenshin watched her lips. He couldn't stand it anymore! The reserved, polite, gentleman-y Kenshin disappeared. The Sano-mixed-with-a- little-of-the-old-Kenshin took his place.
Kaoru: ........says never to waste any food.
Kenshin: What is your curfew?
Kaoru: 12:00.
Kenshin: Let's go somewhere.
And he pulled out of the drive in movie and sped off.
They soon arrived at a wooded outlook. This place overlooked Tokyo. Kenshin and his friends often came there just to hang out, and he knew it could be driven to easily.
Kaoru: Wow. I bet that here, you wouldn't be heard even if you screamed.
Kenshin looked at her, eyes flashing amber, and said wolfishly, "That's the point..."
She glanced at him and shivered anxiously. They leaned in and shared a kiss, electricity rushing through their bodies. He withdrew. The old Kenshin had returned, and was wondering what the hell to do?
She realized this feeling, and crawled onto his lap. She kissed his cheek. "This is me kissing your cheek," she informed him, and she kissed his mouth.
Kaoru: This is me kissing your lips. And this is me French-kissing you.(French Kiss) This is me, licking your cheek (lick), and this is me moving my lips to your ear. (whispers) Expect licking and nibbling of earlobe.
Kenshin stiffened, then relaxed. He kissed her neck, shoulders, and back. She moved her hips backwards and forwards, against his abs, and ran her fingers through his hair. He pulled her into the back seat. They kicked off their shoes. She lay on top of him, being the lighter of the two. As they kissed, she groaned in delight.
Kenshin gently eased his lips over her. His body wanted to grind her, kiss her, taste her, bite her! But he held this back. She was his! Exclusively and finally his!
As emotions mounted, the passion increased. They were grinding, and soon began to undress. She took off her tanktop, because she was suddenly so hot, and began to take off her dress. Kenshin took off his jeans, and his sweatshirt, and the t-shirt underneath. When they were both naked, they sat back and admired each other's bodies. Kenshin...... was huge!, thought Kaoru. Kenshin thought, just like in my dream. Without the rose petals. Or the nightshirt. Or the golden sunshine shining down from an open window. Or the symphony orchestra.....but this is better..it's real!
He drew her down into the car seat, covering her with kisses. Her back, her front, her.... He shifted to a different position, wondering what the hell his body was doing. It poised itself under her, getting ready to.....
They froze, hearing a rustle. Suddenly, a figure stepped out of the woods.
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Soujiro sighed. Kaoru was a fast mover. If this were a different guy, they'd probably already be frenching. Nothing really went beyond that, he knew. To get himself out of this bummed mood, he decided to take a walk. He let his feet lead, only making sure that he knew where the feet led him. He came upon his clearing, where he hung out often. He scowled as he saw a car parked there.
He decided that if he wasn't going to let them have any. He hear moans, as if the sex they were having were ambrosial. At least he believed they were having..it. He decided to burdt in on their parade.
He paled when he saw what was in a car.
Kaoru and Kenshin, in a very intimate and inappropriate position, bodies grinding....
......and they were naked.
"Hello," he mumbled weakly.
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Bloopers!!!!
Blooper #1: The new outfit Kaoru wore.
Kenshin looked up as she walked out of her house. His jaw dropped. She wore Low-rising hip huggers and a floral/camouflage bikini top.
Kenshin: THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!! But I like it...please wear more stuff like that ^.'
Blooper #2: What movie are we watching?
Kenshin regained control and said, " I thought you might like a drive-in movie? Um, I believe that an old movie, uh I believe it is called Gone With the Wind, it is playing?"
Kaoru: DammiT! I wanted to see SLAP HER SHE'S FRENCH!!! Oh, um....Oh! That's wooonderful, darling!
Blooper #3: The boob grab
Kenshin stuck his hand down the front of her shirt. She recoiled, ready to slap him. He rooted around, and she drew her hand back for a hard, hard slap.
Kenshin: :D
Kaoru: OW!!! NO SQUEEZING YOU PERVERTED PERVERT!!!!!!!!
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