That Cute Waitress Kaoru
A/N: ME is no owning RK.
SORRY it took so long to update! But school's out now, and I can write a lot more!
_-_- I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna do individual responses for every one of my reviewers. I don't know what to say to some people! Sorry!-_-_
ON WITH THE STORY!
FIVE: DINNER AND THE KILLER WHATSIT!!!!!!!!
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Kenshin pasted a smile on his face as Kaoru happily brought out dinner. It seriously looked alive.
She proudly set it on the table and said, "Kenshin! I made it especially for you!" He smiled and thanked her.
Yahiko muttered, "Hey, busu, you're ugly and a horrible cook."
Kaoru's grin did not flinch. It did not waver. She doled out large spoonfuls of the food.
Kenshin inspected it. It had some soft white stuff in it, presumably tofu, some noodles, soft and squishy, and some meat, but Kenshin could no identify what it was. IT was covered in fried onions, kale leaf, something he could not name, another thing which was horrible looking and smelling that he still could not name, and....
....peach jello?
So THAT'S why it looked alive. He winced at the thought of eating this.
In addition to that, it was drowned in Ketchup, mayonnaise, bread....was that peanut butter? And some......................thing.
He grinned, nauseatedly, and complimented. "My, that looks nice, Kaoru."
A bell rang. Kaoru frowned and said, "Damn. Someone's calling. I'll go get that."
A minute later, she came back with Soujiro with her. "Kenhisn!" She said happily, "Sou-chan has decided to join us!" Kenshin grinned. Soujiro's smiled faded slightly when he saw Kenshin, and nearly disappeared when he saw the table. "Oh-h, Kaoru, you're cooking dinner tonight..." he stammered. Kaoru nodded maliciously.
He smiled again, like a clown, turned to leave, and said, "I'll leave Kenshin and you be. Let you two get closer." Kenshin grabbed his arm and whispered, "Oh no you don't". Loudly, he proclaimed, "WHY SOUJIRO. It is SO nice to see you! Now, I wouldn't want to prevent you from tasting Kaoru's cooking! Stay, stay and eat!" Kaoru smiled even wider. Soujiro was too polite to refuse. But he muttered to Kenshin, "I'll get you for this."
Kenshin stomached large spoonfuls of the.....stuff, and Kaoru happily ate it p. Yahiko ran away screaming, when he tried it, and Soujiro politely ate a small portion.
Suddenly, Kenshin gagged. A piece of evil...whatchamacallit was stuck in his throat. Soujiro cried, "He's choking! Help me, Kao!" They pounded his back and performed the Heimlich maneuver. Kenshin gagged it up. Kaoru sadly hung her head.
"You choked on my Meatloaf." Kenshin drank water and said he was sorry, but he didn't think he could eat anymore. Kaoru replied it was okay, she understood because he nearly choked, and how much of an appetite can you have after something like that?
BY the time Kenshin went home, he felt himself lucky to be alive.
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SORRY IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SHORT!
I hope you liked it anyways! R/R! I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove getting reviews!!!!!!!!!
BYE BYE!
A/N: ME is no owning RK.
SORRY it took so long to update! But school's out now, and I can write a lot more!
_-_- I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna do individual responses for every one of my reviewers. I don't know what to say to some people! Sorry!-_-_
ON WITH THE STORY!
FIVE: DINNER AND THE KILLER WHATSIT!!!!!!!!
---
Kenshin pasted a smile on his face as Kaoru happily brought out dinner. It seriously looked alive.
She proudly set it on the table and said, "Kenshin! I made it especially for you!" He smiled and thanked her.
Yahiko muttered, "Hey, busu, you're ugly and a horrible cook."
Kaoru's grin did not flinch. It did not waver. She doled out large spoonfuls of the food.
Kenshin inspected it. It had some soft white stuff in it, presumably tofu, some noodles, soft and squishy, and some meat, but Kenshin could no identify what it was. IT was covered in fried onions, kale leaf, something he could not name, another thing which was horrible looking and smelling that he still could not name, and....
....peach jello?
So THAT'S why it looked alive. He winced at the thought of eating this.
In addition to that, it was drowned in Ketchup, mayonnaise, bread....was that peanut butter? And some......................thing.
He grinned, nauseatedly, and complimented. "My, that looks nice, Kaoru."
A bell rang. Kaoru frowned and said, "Damn. Someone's calling. I'll go get that."
A minute later, she came back with Soujiro with her. "Kenhisn!" She said happily, "Sou-chan has decided to join us!" Kenshin grinned. Soujiro's smiled faded slightly when he saw Kenshin, and nearly disappeared when he saw the table. "Oh-h, Kaoru, you're cooking dinner tonight..." he stammered. Kaoru nodded maliciously.
He smiled again, like a clown, turned to leave, and said, "I'll leave Kenshin and you be. Let you two get closer." Kenshin grabbed his arm and whispered, "Oh no you don't". Loudly, he proclaimed, "WHY SOUJIRO. It is SO nice to see you! Now, I wouldn't want to prevent you from tasting Kaoru's cooking! Stay, stay and eat!" Kaoru smiled even wider. Soujiro was too polite to refuse. But he muttered to Kenshin, "I'll get you for this."
Kenshin stomached large spoonfuls of the.....stuff, and Kaoru happily ate it p. Yahiko ran away screaming, when he tried it, and Soujiro politely ate a small portion.
Suddenly, Kenshin gagged. A piece of evil...whatchamacallit was stuck in his throat. Soujiro cried, "He's choking! Help me, Kao!" They pounded his back and performed the Heimlich maneuver. Kenshin gagged it up. Kaoru sadly hung her head.
"You choked on my Meatloaf." Kenshin drank water and said he was sorry, but he didn't think he could eat anymore. Kaoru replied it was okay, she understood because he nearly choked, and how much of an appetite can you have after something like that?
BY the time Kenshin went home, he felt himself lucky to be alive.
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SORRY IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SHORT!
I hope you liked it anyways! R/R! I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove getting reviews!!!!!!!!!
BYE BYE!