THAT CUTE WAITRESS KAORU!
A/N: Sessha is pretty. Sessha has pretty red hair. Sessha has pretty scar. Sessha is Himura Kenshin, and I am obsessed with my stunning good looks! ^_^ (Haha, it's a joke with my friends: You know those support groups where people are like, I'm blah blah and I have a problem! Haha)
I no own RK by the way.
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6: Ew, Is Kenshin wearing makeup? And is Aoshi laughing?
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Kenshin woke up in the morning, by his little sister Tsubame. She was 15, and much more socially-well adjusted than he was.
"KENSHIN! Wake UP! You HAVE to take me to school!" She whined. "EW! What is that...that......" She pulled him to his mirror, disgusted. Kenshin gasped.
He had a HUGE zit on his forehead! His perfect, milky complexion ruined by a nasty part of his puberty! Usually he wouldn't care-but now he had a girlfriend. What would she think?!
Tsubame flipped her short, dark hair. "I have a solution." She rummaged in her purse, and found a small compact. "We have the same skintone, don't we?" She mused. She opened the blue compact and took out the brush.
A minute later, she came away. "It lasts for twelve hours, avoid sweating, water, or liquids of any sort." Kenshin studied the trouble spot. It was gone! He couldn't see any trace of it left. Like magic! He worshipped the sheer power of the sheer powder.
Suddenly, a thought struck him. "Hey, Tsubame," he drawled, smirking, "What do you look like without makeup?" he joked.
She fixed him with a to-kill look. "Don't ask, don't tell," she replied shortly and turned on her heel. "We're gonna be late, by the way." He blanched, and threw on his uniform, loosely tying his tie and not tucking in his shirt.
He soon forgot the sage words of his sister, "avoid water".
After school, the gang realized no homework existed that day. So they decided to go swimming in the lake. They split up to get their stuff, and all met at Misao's.
Sanosuke wore blue Hawaiian print trunks, Kenshin wore red, Aoshi, black, Soujiro green, and Saitou, black. They all wore shirts, whether they were white t-shirts or wife-beaters.
Megumi hung all over Sano in a black thong bikini, wearing a large t-shirt over it. Misao sidled up to Aoshi, who scratched his head awkwardly. She wore a green tankini with matching boy short bottoms, her cover up being a terry-cloth dress in an emerald green. Kaoru stood with Kenshin, wearing a blue two-piece with tankini and bikini, covered by jean shorts and a t-shirt with Minnie Mouse on it. Soujiro and Saitou stood by, the seventh and eighth wheels.
They drove to the "lake", which was in fact, a clear, fresh water pond in that same stretch of woods(the one where Kao & Ken......). It had a sort of cliff over it, that they could climb and dive off or just sunbathe. The pool started shallow, but got to be really dep. The girls brought inner tubes, and the guys brought water guns. They set their bags down, and scaled the cliff, laying out all their towels.
The girls took off their cover ups, and the guys watched intently as if they were stripping down. They received large bumps on their heads when Sano made a stupid comment, that had to do with their "big, bouncy, balloons".
Megumi sat, just looking at the view, on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, Saitou PUSHED her over the edge. She fell, screaming. A few seconds later, they heard a splash.
Minutes later, Megumi emerged, wet, with a murderous glare. Saitou backed away slowly, and hid behind Kenshin. "Save meeee, Kenshin!!" he cried. Megumi stomped over and picked him up and flung him bodily over the side. (Yeah, amazing what adrenaline can do, eh?)
They heard not a small splash this time, as Megumi had turned her embarrassing fall into a graceful dive, but Saitou had just screamed and screamed. They heard, instead, a sickening thunk-ker-splash, as if Saitou had done a belly flop from a three-story building. When he came back up, he was sopping wet and had a giant red welt forming on his stomach, which he rubbed ruefully.
Soujiro smiled even wider(is that possible?) and cracked, "Hey Saitou, have a nice swim?" When Saitou gleefully replied, "Yep," everyone broke out laughing. Well, everyone except for Aoshi.
Aoshi: ....
They took turns diving into the pond. When it came time for Kenshin to dive in, he did so with grace that other males lacked. When he came back up, however, everyone stared at him in horror and disbelief. Kaoru, who had dived after Kenshin, came up, smiling.
"Hey, guys whatcha looking at?" They sat in silence. Sano pointed at Kenshin's face, and Aoshi burst out laughing.
Kenshin Oro-ed and stared at Aoshi. So did everyone else. Aoshi doesn't laugh.
Kaoru looked at Kenshin, and he turned around. She gasped. "Oh. My God. Are you...wearing make-up?"
He grabbed a mirror lying on a towel and saw...
HIS FACE WAS MELTING!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and ran around in circles until Misao tripped him. "It's you FOUNDATION, you moron!!!
"ORO!!!!!!!! I KNOW I KNOW! THE ZIT IS NASTY!" he cried.
"No, It's not the zit that freaked me out...." began Sano.
"....It's the make up." emphasized Megumi, flinching.
Stuttering, Kenshin told them of his plight that morning. Kaoru nodded knowingly. "She should have given you waterproof." Kenshin looked confused.
"There is waterproof?"
All three girls nodded. He looked at their flawless complexions. "Are you wearing waterproof?" The girls fixed him with a glare. He took a towel and swiped at Misao's face. A dab of powder came off.
The guys were interested now. "What do you look like when you don't wear makeup?" asked Sano cautiously.
The girls sent a murderous look his way. The guys backed off, warily.
Aoshi was still laughing,
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END! Sorry it was so short! (and bad.......)
Haha, that chapter was kinda pointless. It could have been a one-shot, for all I care. Anyways, It happened when I was watching That's so Raven, when this guy gets a zit and she covers it up with foundation, and well, you know the deal.
I SWEAR the next one will be better! I have a ttwist comin soon....i gotta change the summary a little.
OK! 'till next time!
BTW, I DON'T expect any reviews. It wasn't good ^~^;
Heck-the next chapter might be up later today or tomorrow!
HAPPY EASTER, PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!