That Cute Waitress Kaoru!

A/N: Hmm..(takes out notepad)Let's see...eat breakfast, check...go to school, check...make people threaten to dismember my body...check. Okay! My day's all done! ^_^

No, I don't own RK. HOW many times must I say that?? *sighs*

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Kaoru patted her swollen belly. It had been five months since that..incident which had resulted in her baby's conception. She had only come back from the doctor's, and she had found out her baby was to be a boy.

She had bounced back from her slump with a vengeance. She excelle din her schoolwork, spent more time on the phone or out with her friends than ever, but she still had nightmares.

Kenshin, too, had changed. He spent a lot of time supporting her emotionally. He had given up nearly al his spare time to help her with anything she needed.

Kaoru tried playing the sports she loved to play, but the cramps and the added weight was just too much. She couldn't even play baseball, her favorite of all sports. "Yeah, like I'm gonna stand there and have baseballs chucked at my unborn son," she joked. (A/N: Haha, I got that from my pregnant Lit. teacher concerning the student-teacher baseball game)

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Kaoru picked up the phone ad dialed up Misao. "Hello?" answered Misao.

"Hey, Misao. This is Kaoru."

"Oh, hey (giggle). What's up?"

"Nothin'. Just....bored, I guess. Nothin to do here than figure out which maternity dresses make me look the least pregnant."

"Oh...(giggle, giggle). Okay, then, so what you wanna talk about?"

Kaoru was stupefied. Misao was not exactly a giggler. Well, not lately anyways. "I dunno..." she heard a click on th eline and said, "Oh, Misao, Can you hold on? I got call waiting."

"Sure (giggle giggle!)"

Kaoru pressed flash and said, "Hello?"

"Hello, Miss Kaoru? Kamiya?"

"Yes, who is this, please?"

"I'm Mr. Brown, " the man said. Kaoru snickered. Brown? Who the hell was named Brown? "I am Hiko's lawyer." Oh, that shut her up, and shut her up good.

"Mr. Brown, can you hold on a moment?"

"Certainly."

Kaoru pressed flash once again and heard, "(giggle giggle) Aoshi stop it! (muffled voice in background) Yes, I want to do it, but not right now!  Kaoru needs my help support! Just wait!" Kaoru waited a second while she heard some rustles, and then said, "Misao?"

"Ahem, yes?"

"I need to call you back later."

"Okay, bye."

Kaoru waited a second, and heard Misao say, "Heehee, we can do it now," before she hung up. Pressing flash one more time, she said, "Mr. Brown?"

"Yes."

"What do you want from me?"

"Mr. Hiko's trial is next Tuesday morning. Nine O'clock. That is all I want to say."

"All right. Goodbye."

"Good day."

Kaoru slammed down the receiver.

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TUESDAY MORNING

Kaoru sat in the courtroom, with prosecution. 

Judge Taylor(yes, from To Kill a Mockingbird) called, "Defense team, please begin."

A short, stocky man, who called himself Mr. Blue, (Kaoru wondered, what the hell is up with these names?) said a short speech and called up Hiko to the stand.

Hiko took a vow, and the defense began the interrogation.

"Please tell us what happened on the aforementioned night?"

"Well, I took Miss Kaoru out to dinner. We came back, and she took me to her room. She then proceeded to seduce me-"

"By seduce, what do you mean?"

"I mean that she took off her clothing, and made me do the same. She then pulled me onto her bed and began touching and kissing me. She begged me to have sex with her," lied Hiko without blinking.

"Did you have sexual intercourse with this woman?"

"Ohh, yeah-I mean, yes."

"But did you do it with or without her consent?" Mr. Blue stared Hiko in the eyes.

"I did do it, with her consent. As I said, she begged me to do this. She told me she'd die without my cock up her-"

"Ahem..." Mr. Blue said and Hiko shut up.

Kaoru clenched her fist and bit her lip until she tasted blood. Hiko was lying, lying through his teeth!

"Yes, please continue," Mr. Blue egged.

"Well, when we were finished, she slapped me. Then she beat me up. This is a very violent girl. I did not hit back, for I was raised a gentleman. When she finished, she called her boyfriend, who came, and then they made up a lie, which I am sure they will tell."

Kaoru jumped out of her chair and stormed to Hiko. She accomplished two punches on his face before the bailiff pulled her off.

"See!" cried Hiko, clutching his nose. "See what I mean! So violent!"

In the hubbub that followed, Kaoru was yelling that it was all a lie, many people trying to calm her down, and Judge Taylor banged his gavel so hard that everyone shut up immediately. "Miss Kamiya! Please refrain from such...VIOLENCE in my court! You will have your turn later."

As the prosecution cross-examined Hiko, he lied flawlessly.

"Ahem, so the police say they found you bleeding and unconscious. I suppose this would have happened during the beating?"

Hiko nodded.

"Then, how do you know they did all of the things you claimed happened after the beating? The boyfriend? The lie?"

"Oh, well, I heard it all, and then they knocked me out again."

Finally, the prosecution presented their case.

"Miss Kamiya, to the stand."

Kaoru was sworn in, and then sat at the stand.

"Miss Kamiya, please tell us about what happened?" her lawyer, Miss Tae, looked at her with kind eyes.

Kaoru relayed the events of that night. When she got to the part about the actual rape, she broke down crying.

Bringing her a box of tissues, Tae continued the questioning. The defense cross examined her, then she was off the stand. They next called up Kenshin, who told them of what happened.

Finally, the opposing sides made their final appeals to the jury, who then went into a room.

A few hours later, court came to order again, and the jury filed in.

"I trust you have come to a verdict?" Judge Taylor raised his eyebrows.

A tall woman with dark hair nodded. "Yes, your honor. We find the defendant....."

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