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Chapter 2 - Marauders 1 : Maraudettes 0

The four girls sat up on their beds, their bleary eyes suddenly wide and twinkling, and everyone turned to look at Lily expectantly.

"What?" she said, shrugging her shoulders.

Chloe fiddled with her long, brown hair absent-mindedly. "How the hell are we gonna pull this off, Lils?"

"Yeah, what are we gonna do?" Said Jennifer, nibbling her lip.

"Don't worry about it, this should be no problem at all," smiled Lily, though her eyes showed a hint of worriedness. "Come on, we can take the Marauders any day - their pranks suck." She gave a small laugh, receiving reproachful looks from Jennifer and Chloe.

"Of course!" said Mali, grabbing a spare piece of parchment and a quill. "We can beat those idiots, no problems! Sod the Marauders, we're the Maraudettes!"

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The four boys sat down on their chairs, (with Sirius still sitting on the floor,) and exchanged glances with one another. Remus' gaze went towards James, who was speedily plucking stuffing from an armchair with a furious expression on his face, and Sirius chuckled. Instantly James turned and glared towards Sirius, who stared cooly back; they held each others gaze for a good minute without blinking, before James' blinked his eyes, leaking water, and gave a small laugh.

"We are so gonna tank them!" Sirius beamed, looking around at the brotherhood that was the Marauders. "Man, I bet they suck at making up pranks. Probably plank Frogspawn Soap in our bathroom and think that they've won or something like that."

The remaining trio chuckled at his remark, and Peter nodded so enthusiastically James thought his head was going to fall of; he always had wanted to stay on Sirius' good side, for he was slightly scared of him.

"Well, what first?" Remus spoke out, his eyebrows slightly raised at Peter's exaggerated actions. "Something small?"

"Yeah, lets give them a taster." Said James, looking thoughtful.

"Hey," piped up Peter, "I've got an idea!"

Remus leaned forward, apparently interested; the other boys leaned in too, and soon they were happily discussing their plans and chatting away happily before a blazing fire. After a couple of hours they all drew their wands and huddled under James' invisibility cloak, and headed off in the direction of the girls dormitories.....

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"JAMES!"

A shrill scream erupted through the whole of Gryffindor Tower at 8am that morning. The four Marauders had stayed up all night in the common room, strainging to stop their eyes from shutting, waiting desperately for a reaction with smirks plastered on their faces...

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" A whirlwind of red hair, a black sticky substance that looked oddly like tar, red and gold phoenix feathers and egg yolks had descended into the common room, and had launched herself towards any one of the blurry shapes before her. (Some egg yolk had gotten into her eyes and she was straining to see.)

Sirius collapsed with laughter, his hearty guffaws echoing across the common room; James laughed too, Remus tried to keep a straight face, and Peter looked anxiously around before trying to imitate Sirius' dog-like laugh.

Another three shapes came down into the common room, and Remus almost thought he could see steam billowing from under their ears, such was the ferocity of the looks of anger upon the girls' faces. Mali was covered from head to toe in treacle, sprinkled with Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; Chloe had thousands of pieces of Cockroach Cluster stuck to her with what looked oddly like the goo from the Potion jars; Jennifer's luxurious locks was full of melted chocolate that was dripping all over the carpet and the large blue bubbles from Droobles Best Blowing Gum were stuck all over her body.

"Whats up, Chloe?" said Sirius, regaining his composure. "Your looking a little bugged about something!"

The other three boys quickly caught onto Sirius' joke and erupted into fresh fits of laughter. Their chortles were quickly joined by larger shrieks of surprise, murmurs of, "What the hell happened to them?", and people walking headlong into walls in shock. It seemed the rest of Gryffindor were eager to discover where the angry screaming had come from; blushing a deep shade of red, Lily turned on her heel and stomped up the dormitory stairs, making as many loud noises as possible and banging the door behind her so hard the whole common room seemed to shake. Chloe, Jennifer and Mali stalked away, muttering darkly under their breaths; the boys, however, were so paralysed by laughter at the looks on other people's faces that they could only sit and clutch their sides.

A/N : Man, this chapter sucked. Next one will be better, I promise!