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Thankies much to : Marissa03, ty-fan-06, Chocolate drop, Hermharry, Kiki- the-Random-Maiden. :)
Chapter 3 - Revenge is Sweet
The girls were all anyone seemed to talk about in the common room that day. Everyone had thoroughly enjoyed the look etched on Lily Evans face - she rarely looked flustered or embaressed - and many were impressed by the imagination behind the prank. Quickly it was known that the prank was, of course, performed by the Marauders; the four boys walked into the Hall that morning for breakfast and were greeted by applause from the Gryffindor table.
Lily, Chloe, Mali and Jennifer had all skipped breakfast, instead having to dedicate their day to trying to remove the odd assortment of substances covering their bodies. Lily had spent three hours in a bath, furiously scrubbing at the hardened tar upon her body; Mali had had to resort to trying to escape from the castle without anyone seeing her and had jumped in the Lake to remove the treacle; Chloe had ran to the Prefect's Bathroom for some privacy in removing the Potion's goo; Jennifer had washed her hair sixteen times before the chocolate was completely removed, and had shrunk the bubbles covering her body as they refused to pop. For some odd reason, scourgify wouldn't work on any of the girls - something the Marauders owed to Remus and his many unusual charms and jinxes.
That evening the girls locked their dormitory door, placed a variety of charms on it so nothing could be heard outside the room, (which was just as well, as the boys had stationed Peter outside the door and he had his ear pressed firmly to it,) and they began to plan.
"Any ideas?" said Jennifer miserably, combing her long blonde locks for what seemed like the hundredth time that day - it was still slightly sticky.
"I know!" grumbled Lily. "Lets go through and Avada Kedavra the bunch of bas-"
"Calm down, Lils!" butted in Chloe. "I'm sure we'll think of something a little less...er.... /drastic/."
Lily crossed her arms furiously and stalked over to the window, and stared thoughtfully out at the grounds, her brows creased in concentration.
"Well, moving on," grinned Mali, still watching Lily's jaw muscles working furiously, "we have to think of this logically."
"Like what?" Jennifer frowned.
All of the girls silently tried to come up with ideas, before Chloe beamed and shouted, "I know, I know!"
Everyone turned to face her, looking slightly intrigued. "Well, what would the boys hate the most, above anything?"
"Sirius would hate for anyone to mess up his precious hair," all but Lily grinned at Jennifer's statement, "not without reason, of course - man, hes hot!"
Lily rolled her eyes. "James couldn't stand to lose his stupid bloody Quidditch position."
"And if Remus lost his mountains of books he'd probably commit suicide. God knows what Peter would hate." smiled Mali.
Chloe tutted and shook her head. "No, no no, your all wrong! We can piss off the lot of them with one spell, and we can do it tonight."
Disappointed by the lack of sound from the girls dorm room, Peter turned on his heel and walked back to the common room, joining his fellow Marauders as they discussed their latest Transfiguration paper - explain how one would become an Animagus.
~*~*~*~
Sirius yawned sleepily as he listened to the gently snuffling snores of his fellow dorm mates and he blearily rubbed his eyes. Stretching, he padded off in the general direction of the bathroom, his bladder fit to burst. Pushing up the toilet seat, he pulled down his boxers slightly and sighed -
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
His scream echoed around the toilet and travelled right into the common room.
"Whats up, Si?" groaned a sleepy high-pitched voice that he was sure he did not know.
"/Lumos/" mumbled Sirius, holding up his wand and examining his body. What the hell had happened?
He pulled up his boxers and darted into the dormitory, suddenly wide awake. "GET UP, QUICK!"
"What is it?" another high-pitched voice groaned, and Sirius began to rip open all of the four-poster hangings.
"JUST GET UP AND LOOK!" Sirius cried exasperatedly. Three dark figures began to emerge from their beds, and were all yawning and mumbling under their breaths about being woken up at such an early hour. "LIGHT YOUR BLOODY WANDS, QUICK!"
There was a small scrambling sound as the other three occupants tried to find their wands, and after they had all mumbled "/Lumos/" the room was filled with an eerie glow.
"SIRIUS?!?" shrieked James, before clutching his throat and gasping. "OH MY GOD!"
Sirius looked around at his friends and he too gasped, suddenly feeling sick. He walked over to one of the floor length mirrors and examined his reflection closely; his hair was now waist-length, his face slimmer and more delicate, his figure curvacious and his muscles gone.
James' messy hair was now curly and fell just past his shoulders; he was small and dainty-looking, with small breasts and a toned figure. Remus had elbow length blond hair, a big chest and tiny waists. Peter was small and chubby, with bobbed fawn colored hair. The boys were all looking round at each other with horrified looks on their faces, Sirius' jaw practically touching the ground.
"THEY MADE US GIRLS!!!"
A/N - *snigger* Sirius' worst nightmare, alright, lol! Peters the only not pretty one; interesting to see what the rest of the school will have to say about this one :P
Thankies much to : Marissa03, ty-fan-06, Chocolate drop, Hermharry, Kiki- the-Random-Maiden. :)
Chapter 3 - Revenge is Sweet
The girls were all anyone seemed to talk about in the common room that day. Everyone had thoroughly enjoyed the look etched on Lily Evans face - she rarely looked flustered or embaressed - and many were impressed by the imagination behind the prank. Quickly it was known that the prank was, of course, performed by the Marauders; the four boys walked into the Hall that morning for breakfast and were greeted by applause from the Gryffindor table.
Lily, Chloe, Mali and Jennifer had all skipped breakfast, instead having to dedicate their day to trying to remove the odd assortment of substances covering their bodies. Lily had spent three hours in a bath, furiously scrubbing at the hardened tar upon her body; Mali had had to resort to trying to escape from the castle without anyone seeing her and had jumped in the Lake to remove the treacle; Chloe had ran to the Prefect's Bathroom for some privacy in removing the Potion's goo; Jennifer had washed her hair sixteen times before the chocolate was completely removed, and had shrunk the bubbles covering her body as they refused to pop. For some odd reason, scourgify wouldn't work on any of the girls - something the Marauders owed to Remus and his many unusual charms and jinxes.
That evening the girls locked their dormitory door, placed a variety of charms on it so nothing could be heard outside the room, (which was just as well, as the boys had stationed Peter outside the door and he had his ear pressed firmly to it,) and they began to plan.
"Any ideas?" said Jennifer miserably, combing her long blonde locks for what seemed like the hundredth time that day - it was still slightly sticky.
"I know!" grumbled Lily. "Lets go through and Avada Kedavra the bunch of bas-"
"Calm down, Lils!" butted in Chloe. "I'm sure we'll think of something a little less...er.... /drastic/."
Lily crossed her arms furiously and stalked over to the window, and stared thoughtfully out at the grounds, her brows creased in concentration.
"Well, moving on," grinned Mali, still watching Lily's jaw muscles working furiously, "we have to think of this logically."
"Like what?" Jennifer frowned.
All of the girls silently tried to come up with ideas, before Chloe beamed and shouted, "I know, I know!"
Everyone turned to face her, looking slightly intrigued. "Well, what would the boys hate the most, above anything?"
"Sirius would hate for anyone to mess up his precious hair," all but Lily grinned at Jennifer's statement, "not without reason, of course - man, hes hot!"
Lily rolled her eyes. "James couldn't stand to lose his stupid bloody Quidditch position."
"And if Remus lost his mountains of books he'd probably commit suicide. God knows what Peter would hate." smiled Mali.
Chloe tutted and shook her head. "No, no no, your all wrong! We can piss off the lot of them with one spell, and we can do it tonight."
Disappointed by the lack of sound from the girls dorm room, Peter turned on his heel and walked back to the common room, joining his fellow Marauders as they discussed their latest Transfiguration paper - explain how one would become an Animagus.
~*~*~*~
Sirius yawned sleepily as he listened to the gently snuffling snores of his fellow dorm mates and he blearily rubbed his eyes. Stretching, he padded off in the general direction of the bathroom, his bladder fit to burst. Pushing up the toilet seat, he pulled down his boxers slightly and sighed -
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
His scream echoed around the toilet and travelled right into the common room.
"Whats up, Si?" groaned a sleepy high-pitched voice that he was sure he did not know.
"/Lumos/" mumbled Sirius, holding up his wand and examining his body. What the hell had happened?
He pulled up his boxers and darted into the dormitory, suddenly wide awake. "GET UP, QUICK!"
"What is it?" another high-pitched voice groaned, and Sirius began to rip open all of the four-poster hangings.
"JUST GET UP AND LOOK!" Sirius cried exasperatedly. Three dark figures began to emerge from their beds, and were all yawning and mumbling under their breaths about being woken up at such an early hour. "LIGHT YOUR BLOODY WANDS, QUICK!"
There was a small scrambling sound as the other three occupants tried to find their wands, and after they had all mumbled "/Lumos/" the room was filled with an eerie glow.
"SIRIUS?!?" shrieked James, before clutching his throat and gasping. "OH MY GOD!"
Sirius looked around at his friends and he too gasped, suddenly feeling sick. He walked over to one of the floor length mirrors and examined his reflection closely; his hair was now waist-length, his face slimmer and more delicate, his figure curvacious and his muscles gone.
James' messy hair was now curly and fell just past his shoulders; he was small and dainty-looking, with small breasts and a toned figure. Remus had elbow length blond hair, a big chest and tiny waists. Peter was small and chubby, with bobbed fawn colored hair. The boys were all looking round at each other with horrified looks on their faces, Sirius' jaw practically touching the ground.
"THEY MADE US GIRLS!!!"
A/N - *snigger* Sirius' worst nightmare, alright, lol! Peters the only not pretty one; interesting to see what the rest of the school will have to say about this one :P