Disclaimers - In case no-ones got it by now, still don't own anything that
you recognise except maybe the plot. ;)
Hot-Angel - I'm sure gonna try with the payback thing, lol, but I think my imagination sucks! Thanks, though :)
Fresh-AngelBabe - LMAO. I didn't even think of that, tee hee!
Marissa03 - Calm down! *blush*
Kiki-The-Random-Maiden - Wow, a schizo reading my fic! Kiddin on, lol. Yup, should be interesting.
Hyper Fairy Queen - Doesn't matter, but thankies!
Hermharry - It wasn't that good *blush*
i o u a name - Lol, poor Sirius :( Hes my fave as well, but I could only imagine that happening to him. *snicker*
Princess-ofthe-Moon144 - Thanks :)
ty-fan-06 - Soon enough for ya? :P
HPForever & peachgirll608 - Thanks ^_^
purplefluffychainsaw - well, I bet your pretty. Peter's just not, lol!
antiprep71890 - Thanks :)
DarknesswithinonesHeart - *snigger* My Siri ish a girl! noooo! :P
Chapter 4 - Unfixable
The boys panicked.
"HOW THE FUCKING HELL DID THEY DO THAT??!?!?" shrieked Sirius, pacing around the room and trying to resist from looking down - good thing he had worn a t-shirt to bed.
James was repeatedly slapping his forehead with the palm of his hand, looking bewildered; Peter was sitting on his bed, looking close to tears. Remus, however, had strolled over to the window and was now staring at the waning moon thoughtfully.
"Calm down, Sirius." said Remus gently.
"CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM?!?!"
James stopped hitting himself and frowned. "They're better at this than we thought...."
"We're gonna have to place some enchantments around the door so no-one but us and the teachers can get in." mumbled Peter.
Sirius was still pacing like a caged animal, snarling like a dog underneath his breath. "Good idea."
James shook his head. "Can we PLEASE focus on being guys again?"
"Right, right," said Remus, standing up and nodding his head quickly."I need to get to the library....James?"
James silently flung open his trunk and tossed his invisibility cloak to Remus, who immediantly put it on.
"Wait, I'm coming too." Sirius ran over to the stop where he thought Remus was, crashed right into him, then disappeared from sight as Remus extended the cloak over him.
James mumbled, "Good luck," as the door clicked closed, before pulling out some of of his Transfiguartion textbooks. He tossed one to Peter, who dropped it, then opened it and began scanning the pages, holding his lit wand to it like a torch. They were in for a long night.
~*~*~*~
Remus and Sirius didn't reappear til around dawn.
"Nothing." rasped Sirius. "We must have looked at over 200 bloody books and there was nothing."
Peter hung his head. "No luck here, either."
Remus sat down beside James and flicked through a Transfiguration book. "Well, its not likely to be in here. People don't routinely want to change their gender, do they?"
Sirius nodded his head in agreement. "Our best bet would be the Restricted Section."
"No way." James' jaw had dropped. "We can't get to any of those books without a note, and who the hell would give us one?"
"Dunno..." shrugged Remus. "Until we can find a way out of this, though, looks like we'll have to reveal our new identities to the whole school."
~*~*~*~
At around 8 the boys began to get ready to go down to the Great Hall for breakfast.
"For god sake," groaned Sirius, "I can't get my bloody trousers over my hips. Help, someone?"
James glared at him; Remus frowned; Peter shrunk away into a corner hoping he couldn't be spotted.
"Fine, I'll do it myself," Sirius muttered, his face set in concentration. He collapsed backwards onto his bed, panting and tried to pull up his jeans; he stayed like that for a few minutes before suceeding, and though he was exhausted he grinned.
"Why the hell are you grinning?" grumbled James. "You've still got to show the whole school the new you."
Sirius looked in the mirror. "Yeah, but the new me is hot! I swear, if I was a guy I would fancy me."
Remus groaned exasperatedly. "Still Sirius, then."
Peter merely frowned, confused, and stared at himself in the mirror too. /Nope, still ugly,/ he thought, shrugging.
When all four were ready they pulled on their cloaks, heaved the massive hoods as far over as possible to cover their faces, and made their way to breakfast.
~*~*~*~
"Look, there they are!" whispered Jennifer excitedly, pointing towards the four cloaked figures who had just came into the Great Hall. Everyones necks had automatically turned as the great oak doors creaked shut, and now many were confused - who were the strangers?
Sirius nudged James as he spotted the hundreds of eyes upon them - "Lets give them a real show, eh?" he smiled, lowering his hood.
Most of the males in the hall gasped at the long, dark-haired beauty who had just revealed her face. Quite a few 6th and 7th years had scrambled out of their seats and were scurrying forward to introduce themselves.
"Hey there, you new?" came a slimy voice from somewhere within the growing crowd. "My name's Severus Snape - nice to meet you." The greasy-haired, hook-nosed Slytherin extended his hand towards Sirius and pushed his way forwards.
SMACK. "Don't you EVER try to hit on me, you slimeball!" snarled Sirius, his fist colliding with Snape's jaw and sending him flying backwards. "NOW PISS OFF!"
"B-B-Black?!" spluttered Snape, holding a hand up to his bloody nose.
"Thats right," he gave a fake grin. "Now take a hike, the lot of you!"
"YOU'RE KIDDING!" Snape managed to choke out before collapsing in hysterics, clutching his sides. "HEY, LOOK EVERYONE! BLACKS A GIRL!"
As everyone turned for a better look at the amazing gender bender Sirius lunged forwards, and was caught by Remus and James, who were struggling to pull him away. "Lemme at him, I don't need my wand, I'll choke him with my bare hands...."
James and Remus dragged Sirius over to the Gryffindor table, (Peter followed nervously,) and plonked him down heavily on one of the wooden benches. He sullenly raised his hood once more and reached for a large bowl of cereal, splashing milk everywhere as he added some and set the jug down with a large thud. He looked over to the 'Maraudettes', all of whom were sitting sniggering and watching the four boys with interest.
"Bunch of bitches." growled Sirius, giving them a sarcastic wave. Lily rolled her eyes at him, and Jennifer blew him a fake kiss. Mali rolled her eyes at Jen, and Chloe simply gutted herself laughing at Remus, who resembled a Barbie doll she had once had as a kid.
The four boys leaned in to talk, trying to ignore the whispers that were growing louder around them and the chortling noises made as people pointed at them.
"How do we get back at them?" murmured Peter, drawing his hood ever closer around his face as he blushed.
James gave a small shrug. "Dno. This one could need a lot of thought..."
They all turned to look at the four girls, as though something would happen that could be the answer to their prayers.
"Damnit!" shrieked Lily, grabbing napkins. "Pumpkin juice all down my favourite trousers! God...."
All of the boys turned back into each other, Sirius and James wearing identical, evil grins, and began to plan their prank in hushed whispers....
~*~*~*~
"They've probably got the door enchanted," whispered Remus; it was 4 o clock in the morning and the common room was deserted.
"To do what?" snorted Sirius, reaching for the handle. "They're good, but they're not that - AAA- mmph!"
As soon as he had touched the doorknob a silent electric shock had ran right through his body; as he attempted to scream in pain James had seized him from behind, covering his mouth, and dragged him away from the door.
"We underestimated them." said James, frowning as he tried to overcome their dilemma, whilst Sirius slumped to the ground, twitching.
"Too fucking right!" choked out Sirius, his hair static and his eyes wide.
Remus was standing by the doorknob, holding out his hand as if to attempt to open it. After a moment he pulled away and turned to Sirius. "I've heard of this charm. It works by appearance.....if you turn into Padfoot you might be able to open the door."
Sirius looked as though he wouldn't even try for fear of another shock, but after a second his form became rigid, and where he had sat a large black dog stood. The dog bounded forward, tail almost between its legs, and leapt up onto its hind legs; with one forepaw it turned the handle and the door creaked open. Instantly it turned back into Sirius, (well, Sirius the girl,) his face beaming like a chesire cat.
"Mister Padfoot would like to congratulate Mister Moony for his superb -"
"Not now!" groaned James. "Just keep quiet; wardrobes first..."
The four dark figures stalked silently over to the girls' wardrobes and opened the doors, muttering various charms and hexes under their breaths. After about five minutes James nodded, and whispered to the huddled Marauders.
"One to each girl..."
"I'll get Jen," said Sirius immediantly, bounding over to her bed.
Remus smirked. "I'll do Mali."
Peter shrugged. "I'll do Chloe then."
James grinned wickedly; "Leave Lily to me...man, they are so gonna kill us in the morning..."
Hot-Angel - I'm sure gonna try with the payback thing, lol, but I think my imagination sucks! Thanks, though :)
Fresh-AngelBabe - LMAO. I didn't even think of that, tee hee!
Marissa03 - Calm down! *blush*
Kiki-The-Random-Maiden - Wow, a schizo reading my fic! Kiddin on, lol. Yup, should be interesting.
Hyper Fairy Queen - Doesn't matter, but thankies!
Hermharry - It wasn't that good *blush*
i o u a name - Lol, poor Sirius :( Hes my fave as well, but I could only imagine that happening to him. *snicker*
Princess-ofthe-Moon144 - Thanks :)
ty-fan-06 - Soon enough for ya? :P
HPForever & peachgirll608 - Thanks ^_^
purplefluffychainsaw - well, I bet your pretty. Peter's just not, lol!
antiprep71890 - Thanks :)
DarknesswithinonesHeart - *snigger* My Siri ish a girl! noooo! :P
Chapter 4 - Unfixable
The boys panicked.
"HOW THE FUCKING HELL DID THEY DO THAT??!?!?" shrieked Sirius, pacing around the room and trying to resist from looking down - good thing he had worn a t-shirt to bed.
James was repeatedly slapping his forehead with the palm of his hand, looking bewildered; Peter was sitting on his bed, looking close to tears. Remus, however, had strolled over to the window and was now staring at the waning moon thoughtfully.
"Calm down, Sirius." said Remus gently.
"CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM?!?!"
James stopped hitting himself and frowned. "They're better at this than we thought...."
"We're gonna have to place some enchantments around the door so no-one but us and the teachers can get in." mumbled Peter.
Sirius was still pacing like a caged animal, snarling like a dog underneath his breath. "Good idea."
James shook his head. "Can we PLEASE focus on being guys again?"
"Right, right," said Remus, standing up and nodding his head quickly."I need to get to the library....James?"
James silently flung open his trunk and tossed his invisibility cloak to Remus, who immediantly put it on.
"Wait, I'm coming too." Sirius ran over to the stop where he thought Remus was, crashed right into him, then disappeared from sight as Remus extended the cloak over him.
James mumbled, "Good luck," as the door clicked closed, before pulling out some of of his Transfiguartion textbooks. He tossed one to Peter, who dropped it, then opened it and began scanning the pages, holding his lit wand to it like a torch. They were in for a long night.
~*~*~*~
Remus and Sirius didn't reappear til around dawn.
"Nothing." rasped Sirius. "We must have looked at over 200 bloody books and there was nothing."
Peter hung his head. "No luck here, either."
Remus sat down beside James and flicked through a Transfiguration book. "Well, its not likely to be in here. People don't routinely want to change their gender, do they?"
Sirius nodded his head in agreement. "Our best bet would be the Restricted Section."
"No way." James' jaw had dropped. "We can't get to any of those books without a note, and who the hell would give us one?"
"Dunno..." shrugged Remus. "Until we can find a way out of this, though, looks like we'll have to reveal our new identities to the whole school."
~*~*~*~
At around 8 the boys began to get ready to go down to the Great Hall for breakfast.
"For god sake," groaned Sirius, "I can't get my bloody trousers over my hips. Help, someone?"
James glared at him; Remus frowned; Peter shrunk away into a corner hoping he couldn't be spotted.
"Fine, I'll do it myself," Sirius muttered, his face set in concentration. He collapsed backwards onto his bed, panting and tried to pull up his jeans; he stayed like that for a few minutes before suceeding, and though he was exhausted he grinned.
"Why the hell are you grinning?" grumbled James. "You've still got to show the whole school the new you."
Sirius looked in the mirror. "Yeah, but the new me is hot! I swear, if I was a guy I would fancy me."
Remus groaned exasperatedly. "Still Sirius, then."
Peter merely frowned, confused, and stared at himself in the mirror too. /Nope, still ugly,/ he thought, shrugging.
When all four were ready they pulled on their cloaks, heaved the massive hoods as far over as possible to cover their faces, and made their way to breakfast.
~*~*~*~
"Look, there they are!" whispered Jennifer excitedly, pointing towards the four cloaked figures who had just came into the Great Hall. Everyones necks had automatically turned as the great oak doors creaked shut, and now many were confused - who were the strangers?
Sirius nudged James as he spotted the hundreds of eyes upon them - "Lets give them a real show, eh?" he smiled, lowering his hood.
Most of the males in the hall gasped at the long, dark-haired beauty who had just revealed her face. Quite a few 6th and 7th years had scrambled out of their seats and were scurrying forward to introduce themselves.
"Hey there, you new?" came a slimy voice from somewhere within the growing crowd. "My name's Severus Snape - nice to meet you." The greasy-haired, hook-nosed Slytherin extended his hand towards Sirius and pushed his way forwards.
SMACK. "Don't you EVER try to hit on me, you slimeball!" snarled Sirius, his fist colliding with Snape's jaw and sending him flying backwards. "NOW PISS OFF!"
"B-B-Black?!" spluttered Snape, holding a hand up to his bloody nose.
"Thats right," he gave a fake grin. "Now take a hike, the lot of you!"
"YOU'RE KIDDING!" Snape managed to choke out before collapsing in hysterics, clutching his sides. "HEY, LOOK EVERYONE! BLACKS A GIRL!"
As everyone turned for a better look at the amazing gender bender Sirius lunged forwards, and was caught by Remus and James, who were struggling to pull him away. "Lemme at him, I don't need my wand, I'll choke him with my bare hands...."
James and Remus dragged Sirius over to the Gryffindor table, (Peter followed nervously,) and plonked him down heavily on one of the wooden benches. He sullenly raised his hood once more and reached for a large bowl of cereal, splashing milk everywhere as he added some and set the jug down with a large thud. He looked over to the 'Maraudettes', all of whom were sitting sniggering and watching the four boys with interest.
"Bunch of bitches." growled Sirius, giving them a sarcastic wave. Lily rolled her eyes at him, and Jennifer blew him a fake kiss. Mali rolled her eyes at Jen, and Chloe simply gutted herself laughing at Remus, who resembled a Barbie doll she had once had as a kid.
The four boys leaned in to talk, trying to ignore the whispers that were growing louder around them and the chortling noises made as people pointed at them.
"How do we get back at them?" murmured Peter, drawing his hood ever closer around his face as he blushed.
James gave a small shrug. "Dno. This one could need a lot of thought..."
They all turned to look at the four girls, as though something would happen that could be the answer to their prayers.
"Damnit!" shrieked Lily, grabbing napkins. "Pumpkin juice all down my favourite trousers! God...."
All of the boys turned back into each other, Sirius and James wearing identical, evil grins, and began to plan their prank in hushed whispers....
~*~*~*~
"They've probably got the door enchanted," whispered Remus; it was 4 o clock in the morning and the common room was deserted.
"To do what?" snorted Sirius, reaching for the handle. "They're good, but they're not that - AAA- mmph!"
As soon as he had touched the doorknob a silent electric shock had ran right through his body; as he attempted to scream in pain James had seized him from behind, covering his mouth, and dragged him away from the door.
"We underestimated them." said James, frowning as he tried to overcome their dilemma, whilst Sirius slumped to the ground, twitching.
"Too fucking right!" choked out Sirius, his hair static and his eyes wide.
Remus was standing by the doorknob, holding out his hand as if to attempt to open it. After a moment he pulled away and turned to Sirius. "I've heard of this charm. It works by appearance.....if you turn into Padfoot you might be able to open the door."
Sirius looked as though he wouldn't even try for fear of another shock, but after a second his form became rigid, and where he had sat a large black dog stood. The dog bounded forward, tail almost between its legs, and leapt up onto its hind legs; with one forepaw it turned the handle and the door creaked open. Instantly it turned back into Sirius, (well, Sirius the girl,) his face beaming like a chesire cat.
"Mister Padfoot would like to congratulate Mister Moony for his superb -"
"Not now!" groaned James. "Just keep quiet; wardrobes first..."
The four dark figures stalked silently over to the girls' wardrobes and opened the doors, muttering various charms and hexes under their breaths. After about five minutes James nodded, and whispered to the huddled Marauders.
"One to each girl..."
"I'll get Jen," said Sirius immediantly, bounding over to her bed.
Remus smirked. "I'll do Mali."
Peter shrugged. "I'll do Chloe then."
James grinned wickedly; "Leave Lily to me...man, they are so gonna kill us in the morning..."