Profiles
Once again I got all bored so I thought it would be amusing (for myself at least) to do these profiles for various QAF characters.oh and one other thing, it's set before QAF 2 so no Stuart/Vince stuff, sorry!
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TO: ManchestersChampionShagger@hotmail.com
FROM: FuckingMozart15@hotmail.com
HEY THERE SEXY! HAVE FUN ANSWERING THESE!
NATHAN XXX
Name: Stuart Alan Jones
Age: 29
Occupation: Public relations, basically get paid to do fuck all
Location: Manchester
Height: Tall enough to be attractive to anyone
Weight: How the fuck should I know?
Sexual Preference: Nathan you are such a twat!
Religion: yeah right
Nicknames: Stu, only Vince is allowed to call me that though, so the rest of you can fuck off! oh yeah, Hazel calls me 'Kid'
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Not fucking Doctor Who that's for sure
Movie: Anything pornographic
Music: Most of the stuff at Canal Street
Sound: Oh you had to ask.
Smell: Men
Book: The Karma Sutra
Song: 'Let me entertain you' heh..
Winter Activity: Shagging
Summer Activity: Shagging
Food: Anything spread-able
Drink: Anything alcoholic although tequila slammers are great for getting off your face fast
Who do you love the most: Myself duh
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Doctor fucking Who.I don't care what Vince says, it's shit
Movie: Fucking Titanic.Vince dragged me to it
Music: That R&B shit
Sound: The Lesbians when they're having a go at me
Smell: Alfred when he's shat himself
Book: Anything that isn't sexual
Song: The Doctor Who theme, have you any idea how many times I've had to hear it in 16 years of friendship?
Winter Activity: Not shagging
Summer Activity: Not shagging
Food: Stuff that doesn't spread
Drink: Tea, I can't stand the stuff
Who do you hate the most: That fucking Lisa Lesbian.oh and fucking Cameron Roberts
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: No shit
Drink: as above
Smoke: Occasionally
Do drugs: see above
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Vince after getting rid of that fucking twat Cameron
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Shagging
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Fuck off' 'Twat' 'Vince'
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Nothing
Greatest life accomplishment: Alfred I suppose, I need to keep it clean
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: Yes
What is under your bed?: Porn and used condoms probably
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: Nathan Maloney, don't you ever send me any of this shit again! You're a fucking twat!
Once again I got all bored so I thought it would be amusing (for myself at least) to do these profiles for various QAF characters.oh and one other thing, it's set before QAF 2 so no Stuart/Vince stuff, sorry!
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TO: ManchestersChampionShagger@hotmail.com
FROM: FuckingMozart15@hotmail.com
HEY THERE SEXY! HAVE FUN ANSWERING THESE!
NATHAN XXX
Name: Stuart Alan Jones
Age: 29
Occupation: Public relations, basically get paid to do fuck all
Location: Manchester
Height: Tall enough to be attractive to anyone
Weight: How the fuck should I know?
Sexual Preference: Nathan you are such a twat!
Religion: yeah right
Nicknames: Stu, only Vince is allowed to call me that though, so the rest of you can fuck off! oh yeah, Hazel calls me 'Kid'
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Not fucking Doctor Who that's for sure
Movie: Anything pornographic
Music: Most of the stuff at Canal Street
Sound: Oh you had to ask.
Smell: Men
Book: The Karma Sutra
Song: 'Let me entertain you' heh..
Winter Activity: Shagging
Summer Activity: Shagging
Food: Anything spread-able
Drink: Anything alcoholic although tequila slammers are great for getting off your face fast
Who do you love the most: Myself duh
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Doctor fucking Who.I don't care what Vince says, it's shit
Movie: Fucking Titanic.Vince dragged me to it
Music: That R&B shit
Sound: The Lesbians when they're having a go at me
Smell: Alfred when he's shat himself
Book: Anything that isn't sexual
Song: The Doctor Who theme, have you any idea how many times I've had to hear it in 16 years of friendship?
Winter Activity: Not shagging
Summer Activity: Not shagging
Food: Stuff that doesn't spread
Drink: Tea, I can't stand the stuff
Who do you hate the most: That fucking Lisa Lesbian.oh and fucking Cameron Roberts
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: No shit
Drink: as above
Smoke: Occasionally
Do drugs: see above
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Vince after getting rid of that fucking twat Cameron
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Shagging
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Fuck off' 'Twat' 'Vince'
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Nothing
Greatest life accomplishment: Alfred I suppose, I need to keep it clean
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: Yes
What is under your bed?: Porn and used condoms probably
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: Nathan Maloney, don't you ever send me any of this shit again! You're a fucking twat!