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Chapter 5 - Rock on Lily!

James, Sirius and Peter were all awakened much earlier than they would have liked to be the next day; it was Monday, and Remus insisted they had to be prepared for class. At 7:30 Remus dragged the other three to the Great Hall for an early breakfast.

"Move it, Hornhead!"

James had slumped against a wall and was snoring gently.

"JAMES?!?"

"Wha-?" His eyes flickered opened and he jumped a foot in the air, alarmed, before removing his glasses and blearily rubbing his eyes.

Remus groaned. "Do you WANT to be a girl for the rest of your life?"

"Sleep..." he murmured, eyelids visibly drooping as he tutted sleepily. Remus grimaced.

"Oh my god, is that the Quidditch Final outside?!"

"What!?!" said James, instantly springing to his feet and beginning to sprint down the stairs. "Moo-nay, no fair!" he moaned, down-heartedly moving towards the Great Hall.

Sirius snickered. "Even as a girl hes Quidditch obsessed..."

James turned and glared.

"Still, can't wait to get out of this body - I've been having all these feminine urges." Sirius said, grimacing. The other three boys nodded in agreement.

"Well, lets hurry and eat breakfast, then we can see McGonagall!" mumbled Peter, as though afraid his idea would be rejected; however, Sirius nodded enthusiastically, and they all dashed into the Great Hall at a sprint, devouring their breakfast as fast as they could.

~*~*~*~

"You can fix it, right?"

Professor McGonagall looked like she was trying very hard not to laugh. Her normally strict features were screwed up and her dark eyes were glittering as she eyed the four boys critically.

"Its a complex spell but I can do it."

Sirius and James exchanged glances - it had been hard persuading McGonagall that there present state had occured through no fault of their own. but, (as she said,) "You probably deserved it."

Half an hour later the boys left McGonagall's classroom, all bearing large grins.

"Man, it feels great to be me again!" said Sirius, stretching. "Hey ladies," he said with a flirtatious wink to three seventh year girls who had passed; all immediantly began giggling and blushing.

James rolled his eyes at his best friend. "Definitely no change in you then."

"You're just jealous!" Sirius said jokingly, putting on a fake pout.

Remus laughed. "Of what? A long-haired hyper arrogant idiot?"

Sirius turned to Remus, eyes alive, and advanced on him with his wand drawn. "Oh, really?" He said mockingly.

"C'mon, Padfoot, we have to get to the Hall!" said Peter as Remus drew his own wand, stepping between the two boys.

Sirius stopped dead and grinned wickedly. "Oh yeah....lets go now, quickly!"

And with that all the boys sprinted off down the corridor towards the Great Hall.

~*~*~*~

"Oh my GOD!" Sirius looked up and down at the four entering girls who all bore identical thunderous expressions, and as everyone turned to see why Sirius was so happy he collapsed in hysterics and fell off the bench at the Breakfast table.

"JAMES POTTER!" shrieked Lily, stalking over to him; only she didn't look like Lily. Her hair was sticking up in a large mohican, and different sections were colored illuminous pink, bright orange, flourescent green and bright yellow. Each section was changing colors every two seconds; as was her eyeshadow, constantly switching between her hair colors. She was wearing a tiny tight mini-skirt with large purple boots and a white t-shirt that was artfully ripped.

"Rock on, Lily!"

Lily drew her wand and advanced on him, jabbing it right into his heart; he leaned backwards and ended up bent against the table, lying in cold toast, his eyes boring into hers.

"CHANGE ME BACK NOW!"

"Sorry." He said sarcastically, grinning. "No counter-curse."

"For fuck sake!" she screeched, before turning on her heel, walking to the furthest end of the Gryffindor Table and plonking herself down, determinedly keeping her gaze away from the Marauders. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" she screeched at everyone in the Great Hall; everyone turned away, sniggering.

"Nice one, Jamesie-Boy!" said Sirius, giving him a high five. "Not a patch on Jen, though..."

"Oh yeah?" said James. "How?"

"Ask her yourself; unless I'm mistaken, shes coming now."

Everyone's heads had turned wildly around as there were gentle clip- clopping noises nearing; the doors swung open once more and three figures entered.

Sirius chuckled as Jen thundered over; during the night her blonde hair had grown past her hips, she was wearing what looked like a bikini top, and from the waist down she had grown four legs, hooves and was a lovely palomino color with a silvery-blonde tail....

"WHO WAS IT?" she shouted, frowning.

The other three boys turned to Sirius; the gesture alone was enough to give him away.

"YOU BASTARD!" She turned and stomped away, only able to stand beside Lily; she couldn't manouvre her new body onto the bench.

"A centaur?!?" exclaimed Remus, his jaw dropping. "How the hell did you come up with that?!"

Sirius beamed and puffed out his chest, apparently very proud of herself. "Well, she told me that she has a thing for horses and during the summer she rides at Muggle stables...."

James smiled at the other two girls who were drawing nearer; Mali's long dark hair was now totally jet black, and she was wearing black robes with a very high collar; her skin was pasty white, her nails long like talons, her eyes strangely yellow and she had two large fangs drooping down from either side of her mouth. Chloe was wearing an enormous pair of denim flares that almost fully covered her large platform trainers, and a large black hoody with a blue flamed skull and crossbones on the front that almost reached her knees. Her normally neat, straight hair looked greasy and grunge; those two, however, seemed to embaressed to shout at the boys, and merely made a bee-line to where their other two friends sat.

Peter looked petrified.

"We have a vampire, a centuar, a mosher and a goth on our case now?"

Remus nodded. "Well, Mali isn't an actual vampire, obviously, but looks like one."

Sirius butted in. "Yeah, but those fangs look sharp; now I'm regretting making her a centaur, though..."

"Why?" said James, curiously.

"Cause those hooves are gonna hurt..."

A/N - Thanks for every review so far, you guys are great! Just a notice : I'm going away tomorrow until Friday so the next chapter probably won't be up until around Saturday or Sunday - sorry :(