TO: fuckingmozart15@hotmail.com
FROM: IloveLisa@hotmail.com
NATHAN, STUART SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN FUCKING SURVEY
ROMEY
Name: Nathan Maloney
Age: 15
Occupation: Student
Location: Stuart's bed!....I wish..no, just Manchester
Height: Taller than Stuart! Ha ha!
Weight: Dunno
Sexual Preference: Stuart Alan Jones
Religion: like I'd rather die than go to church!
Nicknames: Nath, Vince calls me 'Chicken' which I hate!
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Cartoons mostly
Movie: Stuart's porn collection
Music: Most of the chart stuff
Sound: Stuart
Smell: Stuart
Book: Do porn magazines count?
Song: 'Let me entertain you', Vince says that's just because it's Stuart's favourite song, but I liked it before, honest, I did!
Winter Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince
Summer Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince
Food: Take-away
Drink: Alcopops when mum lets me
Who do you love the most: Stuart Alan Jones
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: That one that Vince is mad on
Movie: Titanic, Donna made me rent it out once
Music: R&B
Sound: Mum when she nags
Smell: Alfred, sometimes he can smell like a right mong!
Book: The crap school makes us read
Song: Anything that Mum listens to on a Sunday morning and Helen's Britney Spears CDs
Winter Activity: School
Summer Activity: School
Food: Vegetables
Drink: Coffee
Who do you hate the most: Vince because he's known Stuart for ages and he gets to hang around with him all the time
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: Yeah. Stuart was the best though, I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!
Drink: Of course!
Smoke: Yeah!
Do drugs: Stuart won't let me
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Stuart again
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Chasing a certain Irish guy
Words/Phrases you use a lot: Vince told me I tend to repeat things a lot..
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd make myself irresistible to Stuart!
Greatest life accomplishment: Shagging Stuart Alan Jones
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If that person happened to be Stuart
What is under your bed?: Never ask a teenager that!
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: It's great because I made it!
FROM: IloveLisa@hotmail.com
NATHAN, STUART SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN FUCKING SURVEY
ROMEY
Name: Nathan Maloney
Age: 15
Occupation: Student
Location: Stuart's bed!....I wish..no, just Manchester
Height: Taller than Stuart! Ha ha!
Weight: Dunno
Sexual Preference: Stuart Alan Jones
Religion: like I'd rather die than go to church!
Nicknames: Nath, Vince calls me 'Chicken' which I hate!
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Cartoons mostly
Movie: Stuart's porn collection
Music: Most of the chart stuff
Sound: Stuart
Smell: Stuart
Book: Do porn magazines count?
Song: 'Let me entertain you', Vince says that's just because it's Stuart's favourite song, but I liked it before, honest, I did!
Winter Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince
Summer Activity: Clubbing with Stuart and Vince
Food: Take-away
Drink: Alcopops when mum lets me
Who do you love the most: Stuart Alan Jones
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: That one that Vince is mad on
Movie: Titanic, Donna made me rent it out once
Music: R&B
Sound: Mum when she nags
Smell: Alfred, sometimes he can smell like a right mong!
Book: The crap school makes us read
Song: Anything that Mum listens to on a Sunday morning and Helen's Britney Spears CDs
Winter Activity: School
Summer Activity: School
Food: Vegetables
Drink: Coffee
Who do you hate the most: Vince because he's known Stuart for ages and he gets to hang around with him all the time
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: Yeah. Stuart was the best though, I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!
Drink: Of course!
Smoke: Yeah!
Do drugs: Stuart won't let me
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag Stuart again
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Chasing a certain Irish guy
Words/Phrases you use a lot: Vince told me I tend to repeat things a lot..
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd make myself irresistible to Stuart!
Greatest life accomplishment: Shagging Stuart Alan Jones
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If that person happened to be Stuart
What is under your bed?: Never ask a teenager that!
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: It's great because I made it!