Okay this is Inuyasha Interviews! Just to say I'm interviewing Inuyasha
first! Miroku is next! Okay so...on with the interviews!
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, I wouldn't be writing FANfiction, now
would I?
INUYASHA INTERVIEWS
By Annieuokannie15
Inuyasha is sitting in a chair with Tetsaiga propped up on the side of his chair. A girl wearing all black walks in. She flips her elbow length brown hair over her shoulder and pulls a clipboard out of nowhere. She sits in
her seat and clears her throat
"Hello and welcome to Inuyasha Interviews. I'm your host Aurora Borealis
and I hope that you have great time sitting there in front of your computer. Our first guest is Inuyasha and he's here to answer some question
on nearly everyone's mind!" AB Turns to Inuyasha.
AB "Inuyasha, welcome to the show or whatever it is!"
Inu "Good to be here AB, although I wasn't going to come...Kagome made
me!"
AB "Okay first question...um... As a dog youkai, what are your
thoughts on domesticated dogs as human pets?
Inu "Um...well it's okay I guess. I mean if I was a human I keep one,
but it would be a little weird. I guess a cat would be okay too, maybe
a fat one, like Kagome's cat, that can double as a pillow."
AB "Okay, that was interesting. Next question, How old are you
really?"
Inu "I'm about 68 years old. 18 if you don't count the years
asleep...*mumbles under breath* stupid wench, with stupid arrows..."
AB "How tall are you?"
Inu " Don't laugh, but I'm uh 5'6"
AB "I won't laugh 'Not out loud anyway' If you're a dog youkai then
why are you ears like that of a cat. I thought you were a boy with cat
ears the first time I saw you."
Inu " *growls* Stupid god damned people! Inuyasha is translated into
'dog youkai,' if I was a cat youkai I would be called Nekoyasha.
Besides have you ever seen the ears of a Samoyed or a white husky!
They look almost like my ears!"
AB "Why don't you smile more often! You look so kawaii when you do!"
Inu "*blushes* Well...um...uh...thanks...I guess."
AB "Out of all your fights and all your battles, how come you can't
seem to win against Kagome."
Inu "The wench has that stupid 'sit' necklace. I think she's a freakin
sadist cause she enjoys it."
Ka "Inuyasha..."
Inu "Kagome, what are you doing here!!!"
Ka "AB invited me! Besides behind every great man..."
Inu " Is what?! A woman who slams him in the dirt!"
AB & Ka " Precisely!"
AB "Anywho, If you could get a rosary and put it on Kagome would you
'sit' her a million times like she does to you?"
Inu "No not really..."
Ka "Awwwww, thank you Inuyasha!"
Inu "Cause she's a stupid, weak human and would probably die."
Ka "Sit!"
Inu "*Falls to the ground in a face plant* Owww!"
AB "What's your favorite episode or movie?"
Inu "Anyone where I'm fighting that wimpy wolf or Naraku!"
Ka "What about the ones where you fight Sesshoumaru?"
Inu "Naw... me and Sess did a little brotherly bonding time in
Kagome's time"
AB "Thanks to me! Inuyasha how does it feel to be a half youkai?"
Inu "It freakin sucks! Youkais don't respect me and humans don't
respect me."
Ka "I respect you!"
Inu "Like I said no one respects me!"
AB "Is Kagome heavy?"
Inu "Um...*looks over to Kagome who is giving him a death glare* well
in past experiences I have learned to not comment on a women's weight,
so rather than getting 'sit' to death, I will stay quiet."
Ka "Good boy! *Turns away from everyone*"
Inu "*nods his head in yes motion and Kagome turns around but doesn't
see him nodding his head*"
AB " Hehehehehe...Do you like Kagome or Kikyo better?"
Inu "*sees Kagome staring*I plead the fifth!"
Ka "We're in Japan not America!"
Inu "Okay...um...both...*Kagome and Kikyo hit him over the head*"
Kik & Ka "PIG!"
Inu "Actually I'm a dog!"
AB "Girls don't kill him I need him for my fic, you can kill him
afterwards"
Kik & Ka "Okay!!"
AB "What do you plan to do after you defeat Naraku?"
Inu "I going to Disney World!"
Ka "You don't even know what that means!"
Inu "Hehehehehehehe"
AB "Why does Naraku dress like a baboon?"
Inu " Cause he freaking is one! Just kidding Naraku fans! You'll have
to ask him."
AB "What do you really think of your traveling companions?"
Inu "*Waits until Kagome leaves the room*Well Shippo is annoying, but
is like the little brother I never had, nor wanted! I like to beat
him up, but he deserves it when I do! Miroku, what to say...he's the
closest person I got to a best friend always giving me advice, even
though I'm usually not paying attention to him. I wish he wasn't such
a pervert though, it's sick when he grabs girl's butts. Sango, she's
okay, she fight well for a human. And Kagome, well we would be here
today if it wasn't for her!"
Ka "Awwww, Inuyasha!*Gets all teary eyed*"
Inu "*mumbles under breath*after all, she was the one to shatter the
damn jewel in the first place."
Ka "Sit Boy!"
AB "Inuyasha, do you ever act like a dog? Like a real dog and not just
a dog youkai? *I open my hand to reveal a dog treat*
Inu "*sniffs said dog treat* what's this? *Swipes and stuffs into his
mouth, crunches loudly* 'snot bad, tastes sorta like meat and dried
wood... "
Ka "that's a doggie treat, baka.
Inu "*spits it out and brushes his tongue with his hand* Ahhhh! What
in the fuck!? I am an inuyoukai, not some domesticated mutt!"
HK "You're an inuhanyou, and what's that about domesticated?"
Inu "eh?"
Ka "Sit!"
Inu "gah! *faceplant*
AB "Does Sesshoumaru have any girlfriends?"
Inu "Not any I know of! He's a little too high maintenance to have
one!"
AB "What is that big, fluffy, white thing on your brother's shoulder?"
Inu "I have no clue, I think it's his tail though...good thing I got
he ears and not the tail! Chicks dig the ears!"
Ka "Excuse me but what chicks?"
Inu "You and Kikyo"
Ka "Oh"
AB "Have you ever played the Psone game of Inuyasha?"
Inu "Yea! It was funny!"
Ka "All his did was play himself and his youkai self vs. Naraku and
Kagura."
Inu "Like I said it was funny!"
AB "Why do you and Sesshoumaru get along so poorly?
Inu "For one, he's sorta evil and he's the one who come after me!"
Sess "No, I Sesshoumaru do not."
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do not!
Inu "Do too!
Sess "Do not"
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do not!"
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do too"
Inu "Do not and that's final"
Sess "Glad you agree with me little brother."
Inu "What?! Arggggg."
AB "Is Naraku a half youkai?"
Inu "I guess...I mean at one point he was just a human named Onigumo.
Then he sucked all those youkais into himself and became Naraku. I
think when it's his time to lose his youkai blood he turns into a
severed head and a bunch of slimy youkai. Ewwwww."
AB "What would you do if Sesshoumaru and Kagome fell in love with each
other?"
Inu "Kill the bastard and take her back"
AB "During a battle you sometimes get all bloody. How do you get the
stuff out?"
Inu " Has something to do with the laws of anime"
AB "Why doesn't Miroku act like a monk if he is one?"
Inu "What can I say, he's a monk of questionable morals."
AB "Well people that's all the time we have today on Inuyasha
Interviews! I would like to thank our guest Inuyasha and the surprise
guest Kagome, Sesshoumaru and Kikyo. Good Morning, good afternoon,
good evening, and good night (To whatever time zone your in)! I got
to go and clean the restroom! Ja Ne"
*Lights dim down and three figures grab Inuyasha and drag him out the
door*
Inu "LOOK, I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
*Everyone's gone from the set and the lights shut off completely. *
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Was that okay? Anyways please review! Any kind is okay! I'm tired of
typing and I really have to go clean the restroom. God I have to do it
or I don't get an allowance! Buh bai!
first! Miroku is next! Okay so...on with the interviews!
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, I wouldn't be writing FANfiction, now
would I?
INUYASHA INTERVIEWS
By Annieuokannie15
Inuyasha is sitting in a chair with Tetsaiga propped up on the side of his chair. A girl wearing all black walks in. She flips her elbow length brown hair over her shoulder and pulls a clipboard out of nowhere. She sits in
her seat and clears her throat
"Hello and welcome to Inuyasha Interviews. I'm your host Aurora Borealis
and I hope that you have great time sitting there in front of your computer. Our first guest is Inuyasha and he's here to answer some question
on nearly everyone's mind!" AB Turns to Inuyasha.
AB "Inuyasha, welcome to the show or whatever it is!"
Inu "Good to be here AB, although I wasn't going to come...Kagome made
me!"
AB "Okay first question...um... As a dog youkai, what are your
thoughts on domesticated dogs as human pets?
Inu "Um...well it's okay I guess. I mean if I was a human I keep one,
but it would be a little weird. I guess a cat would be okay too, maybe
a fat one, like Kagome's cat, that can double as a pillow."
AB "Okay, that was interesting. Next question, How old are you
really?"
Inu "I'm about 68 years old. 18 if you don't count the years
asleep...*mumbles under breath* stupid wench, with stupid arrows..."
AB "How tall are you?"
Inu " Don't laugh, but I'm uh 5'6"
AB "I won't laugh 'Not out loud anyway' If you're a dog youkai then
why are you ears like that of a cat. I thought you were a boy with cat
ears the first time I saw you."
Inu " *growls* Stupid god damned people! Inuyasha is translated into
'dog youkai,' if I was a cat youkai I would be called Nekoyasha.
Besides have you ever seen the ears of a Samoyed or a white husky!
They look almost like my ears!"
AB "Why don't you smile more often! You look so kawaii when you do!"
Inu "*blushes* Well...um...uh...thanks...I guess."
AB "Out of all your fights and all your battles, how come you can't
seem to win against Kagome."
Inu "The wench has that stupid 'sit' necklace. I think she's a freakin
sadist cause she enjoys it."
Ka "Inuyasha..."
Inu "Kagome, what are you doing here!!!"
Ka "AB invited me! Besides behind every great man..."
Inu " Is what?! A woman who slams him in the dirt!"
AB & Ka " Precisely!"
AB "Anywho, If you could get a rosary and put it on Kagome would you
'sit' her a million times like she does to you?"
Inu "No not really..."
Ka "Awwwww, thank you Inuyasha!"
Inu "Cause she's a stupid, weak human and would probably die."
Ka "Sit!"
Inu "*Falls to the ground in a face plant* Owww!"
AB "What's your favorite episode or movie?"
Inu "Anyone where I'm fighting that wimpy wolf or Naraku!"
Ka "What about the ones where you fight Sesshoumaru?"
Inu "Naw... me and Sess did a little brotherly bonding time in
Kagome's time"
AB "Thanks to me! Inuyasha how does it feel to be a half youkai?"
Inu "It freakin sucks! Youkais don't respect me and humans don't
respect me."
Ka "I respect you!"
Inu "Like I said no one respects me!"
AB "Is Kagome heavy?"
Inu "Um...*looks over to Kagome who is giving him a death glare* well
in past experiences I have learned to not comment on a women's weight,
so rather than getting 'sit' to death, I will stay quiet."
Ka "Good boy! *Turns away from everyone*"
Inu "*nods his head in yes motion and Kagome turns around but doesn't
see him nodding his head*"
AB " Hehehehehe...Do you like Kagome or Kikyo better?"
Inu "*sees Kagome staring*I plead the fifth!"
Ka "We're in Japan not America!"
Inu "Okay...um...both...*Kagome and Kikyo hit him over the head*"
Kik & Ka "PIG!"
Inu "Actually I'm a dog!"
AB "Girls don't kill him I need him for my fic, you can kill him
afterwards"
Kik & Ka "Okay!!"
AB "What do you plan to do after you defeat Naraku?"
Inu "I going to Disney World!"
Ka "You don't even know what that means!"
Inu "Hehehehehehehe"
AB "Why does Naraku dress like a baboon?"
Inu " Cause he freaking is one! Just kidding Naraku fans! You'll have
to ask him."
AB "What do you really think of your traveling companions?"
Inu "*Waits until Kagome leaves the room*Well Shippo is annoying, but
is like the little brother I never had, nor wanted! I like to beat
him up, but he deserves it when I do! Miroku, what to say...he's the
closest person I got to a best friend always giving me advice, even
though I'm usually not paying attention to him. I wish he wasn't such
a pervert though, it's sick when he grabs girl's butts. Sango, she's
okay, she fight well for a human. And Kagome, well we would be here
today if it wasn't for her!"
Ka "Awwww, Inuyasha!*Gets all teary eyed*"
Inu "*mumbles under breath*after all, she was the one to shatter the
damn jewel in the first place."
Ka "Sit Boy!"
AB "Inuyasha, do you ever act like a dog? Like a real dog and not just
a dog youkai? *I open my hand to reveal a dog treat*
Inu "*sniffs said dog treat* what's this? *Swipes and stuffs into his
mouth, crunches loudly* 'snot bad, tastes sorta like meat and dried
wood... "
Ka "that's a doggie treat, baka.
Inu "*spits it out and brushes his tongue with his hand* Ahhhh! What
in the fuck!? I am an inuyoukai, not some domesticated mutt!"
HK "You're an inuhanyou, and what's that about domesticated?"
Inu "eh?"
Ka "Sit!"
Inu "gah! *faceplant*
AB "Does Sesshoumaru have any girlfriends?"
Inu "Not any I know of! He's a little too high maintenance to have
one!"
AB "What is that big, fluffy, white thing on your brother's shoulder?"
Inu "I have no clue, I think it's his tail though...good thing I got
he ears and not the tail! Chicks dig the ears!"
Ka "Excuse me but what chicks?"
Inu "You and Kikyo"
Ka "Oh"
AB "Have you ever played the Psone game of Inuyasha?"
Inu "Yea! It was funny!"
Ka "All his did was play himself and his youkai self vs. Naraku and
Kagura."
Inu "Like I said it was funny!"
AB "Why do you and Sesshoumaru get along so poorly?
Inu "For one, he's sorta evil and he's the one who come after me!"
Sess "No, I Sesshoumaru do not."
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do not!
Inu "Do too!
Sess "Do not"
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do not!"
Inu "Do too!"
Sess "Do too"
Inu "Do not and that's final"
Sess "Glad you agree with me little brother."
Inu "What?! Arggggg."
AB "Is Naraku a half youkai?"
Inu "I guess...I mean at one point he was just a human named Onigumo.
Then he sucked all those youkais into himself and became Naraku. I
think when it's his time to lose his youkai blood he turns into a
severed head and a bunch of slimy youkai. Ewwwww."
AB "What would you do if Sesshoumaru and Kagome fell in love with each
other?"
Inu "Kill the bastard and take her back"
AB "During a battle you sometimes get all bloody. How do you get the
stuff out?"
Inu " Has something to do with the laws of anime"
AB "Why doesn't Miroku act like a monk if he is one?"
Inu "What can I say, he's a monk of questionable morals."
AB "Well people that's all the time we have today on Inuyasha
Interviews! I would like to thank our guest Inuyasha and the surprise
guest Kagome, Sesshoumaru and Kikyo. Good Morning, good afternoon,
good evening, and good night (To whatever time zone your in)! I got
to go and clean the restroom! Ja Ne"
*Lights dim down and three figures grab Inuyasha and drag him out the
door*
Inu "LOOK, I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
*Everyone's gone from the set and the lights shut off completely. *
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Was that okay? Anyways please review! Any kind is okay! I'm tired of
typing and I really have to go clean the restroom. God I have to do it
or I don't get an allowance! Buh bai!