The Maurderers and their Maidens

Chapter Two Chat Before Bed

Sirius James and Wormtail were all sitting in the Gryffindor common room, by the fire. James and Sirius were fighting over who was better with girls.

"Oh come on Padfoot! You saw how easily I got Lily to go out with me! And besides, how long have you ever been able to keep a serious girlfriend? Lemme guess, um. NEVER?!?!" James snapped at Sirius.

"Is that so Prongs? Well at least I have had more then one girlfriend in my entire life! Even Wormtail has had at least TWO!!!" Sirius shot back at him.

"Please keep me out of this."

"Why? We might as well have you join in, so that I have my point proven that James is definitely no ladies man! Even compared to YOU he looks pathetic!"

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"I resent this," said Peter.

"HA! I GOT THE LAST WORD! BOOYAH!!!!!" Yelped James.

"We'll never hear the end of this!" sighed Peter.

"What was it this time?" Asked Remus, who had just walked in with Natasha.

"Don't ask," said Peter.

"I'm bored," said Sirius.

"Then go find Francesca," suggested James. "Maybe she'll keep you occupied."

"Natasha, can you go up to your dorm and see if Francesca's in there?" Asked Sirius.

"Sure. I'll be two minutes." And with that, she got up, and headed to the girls dormitory.

"So." James asked Lupin. "How did it go?"

"How did what go?" Asked Lupin, seeming confused.

"Your little 'chat'," said Sirius

"Oh. It went well."

"And." Asked Peter.

"And what?"

"Details! Details!" Yelped Peter.

"We talked. that was it."

Sirius looked at him for a second. "I can see right through you. spill!"

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"Well." said Sirius, anxiously awaiting an answer

"We kissed. Nothing more. You happy now?"

"Very," said James.

"You shoulda done more! You're pathetic! You disgust me!" Drawled Sirius.

"Thank you Padfoot. I'll keep that in mind for next time," responded Remus. He got up and walked up to the dormitory. While he was walking up, Natasha popped her head out of the door to her dorm, and shouted "SORRY SIRIUS, SHES ASLEEP!" And she walked out, and made her way downstairs to the common room, and took Moony's seat with the rest of the Maurderers.

"So." she said. "Where's Moony?"

"He went upstairs." Wormtail told her. "He got mad because Sirius was making fun of him. I don't see why he got so mad though. I mean, Padfoot makes fun of me all the time! It's nothing new! He does it to everyone. He's been doing it his whole life! Moony should be used to it by now! I think that-"

But he was cut off by James. "Look!" he said dully. "There's cheese over there!"

"Cheese! Where?" And he got up, and ran off, searching for cheese in the common room.

They all laughed, and watched him run around, looking for cheese.

"Anyway. Did Moony tell you about our discussion?" asked Natasha.

"Nope. All he told us was that you talked," said James

"And kissed," added Sirius.

"Oh. so he didn't tell you what we talked about?" she asked, sounding disappointed.

"No, he didn't," James responded

"The lil' pig," mumbled Sirius. He suddenly came up with an idea. "So I guess your gonna have to tell us then!"

"For once, Padfoot, you're correct. I am gonna have to tell you." Padfoot and Prongs looked at her eagerly. "Well, um. I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna lay it out, plain and simple." She paused for a second, and then looked at them. "I'm an animagus."

They both stared at her with their mouths wide open.

"I meant to tell you sooner, but I never quite got to it."

"I couldn't find any cheese, you liar!" Peter had come back from his search of cheese, completely clueless to what she had just told them.

"I'm gonna go to bed. Can you guys tell Wormtail for me?" No reply. "OK then. thanks.. Um. Bye." And with that, she got up, and headed to bed.

"Tell me what?" Peter asked. They were silent. "Tell me what?" he demanded.

"She's nutty," Sirius said.