Disclaimer: yamichaos-We own nothing for crying out loud!

LadyYami: Yes huh, we got these cool flashy thingies!

Flashy thingies- *Flash, Flash*

yamichaos- --; You idiot.......

Part Four-The Finding

Malik: *yawns and opens his front door to get the morning newspaper* what in the world is that?!

Chad: I hate you Malik!

Malik: *flinches* do I know you?

Chad: *starts to come in the house*

Malik: uh, stay back! *whaps Chad with the Millennium Rod*

Rod: *is dented in several places*

Marik: what in the *bleep*? I was sleeping! *takes a look at the Rod and screams* MY HOUSE!

A/N: we're calling Malik's yami Marik, got it? good

Chad: *stands there and blinks* where's Yami?

Marik: I'm going to send him to the Shadow Realm sooner or later *evil grin*

Chad: NOO! *swings arms like a helicopter at Malik*

Malik: Get the *bleep* away from me! Stay back! Stay back! *tries to take control of Chad's mind but too much fat covering the brain to get through*

Chad *continues swinging towards Malik* Woosh! Woosh! Woosh!

Malik: Poof! x.x

Bakura: *Walks by and sees Malik out cold behind Chad* Bloody hell!

Chad: *starts masticating the Millennium Rod*

Malik: *gain consciousness*

Bakura: Give me that Rod! *evil glare*

Chad: No its MINE! *starts to do the helicopter*

Malik: *gets up and see swinging fists* Not again * falls back*

Chad: Whack! *knock Malik out again*

Malik: x.x

A/n: Wolf: Poor Malik *whimpers*

*A big yellow bus drove down the block*

Chad: TWINKIE! *Millennium Rod still in mouth cover with slobbers*

Bakura: Where?! *turns head and see Chad after the giant yellow bus* MINE!

Chad: *bouncing like an elephant down the road*

Millennium Rod: *Lost in Chad's mouth*

Bakura: *running like hell with tongue sticking out like a doggy*

A/N: LadyYami: Aww....how Kawaii!

Chad: *Losing the race* *Do the HELICOPTER!* SMACK!

Bakura: x.x *Goes flying into the Twinkie... er bus* X.X

Millennium Ring: *flying towards a big black hole in Chad's face* NOOO!

Chad: Gulp!

Millennium Rod: Hey there! Welcome to hell!

Millennium Ring: --;

Bakura: *still in the air*

School bus window: *shatters*

Yuugi: Duck!

Anzu: Where?!

Bakura: *body flinging in the air and smack Tea's ugly head*

Chad: Thump! *Hugging on to the back of the moving bus*

Bus: *back tires pop* Pop! Pop!

Bakura: x.x? where's the cream filling?

Anzu: Urg! My hair is all mess up! *fixes hair*

Yami: What do you mean? It's always like that Anzu

Anzu: *glares*

Chad: *Pops out of nowhere* Where's the cream filling?

Bakura: x.x Didn't I already say that??

Chad: ^o^ Anzu PUUURRRRTY!*lock arms around Anzu*

Anzu: 0.0! I'm.with Yuugi!

Chad: *glares at Yuugi*

Yuugi: Yuck! *makes a disgusting face* I don't know what she's talking about, she's all yours fat kid

Anzu: nooooooooooooo!

Chad: yah! *licks Anzu in the face* you *lick* taste*lick* like*lick* icecream

Anzu: *shadow crosses her face* uh, okay *twitches

Chad: I wanna eat you! *open his mouth*

Millennium items: yay! Light!

Chad's mouth: *closes*

Millennium items: aw....

Anzu: *runs*

Yuugi: *watches* I almost feel sorry for her.ALMOST

Yami: *nods*

Part Five- Take that Yami!

~*~Back to LadyYami and Wolf~*~

Wolf: we have been running for hours

LadyYami: really? Didn't notice

Wolf: --; cuz your on my back *drops her*

LadyYami: ow *rubs her bottom*

Wolf: *walks ahead*

LadyYami: hey! *runs after her*

Wolf: *steps on something*

Malik: oof!

Wolf: *turns around* did you hear something?

LadyYami: *jumps behind Wolf and looks around*

Malik: oh crap

Wolf: right there!

LadyYami: where? *jumps up and down on Malik*

Malik: *string of curses*

Wolf: *walks back and forth*

Malik: *gets fustrated and pushes LadyYami and Wolf off of him*

Wolf: *blinks* oooooh!

LadyYami: I didn't know floors could do that *gazes in amazement*

Malik: I'm a human being you idiot!

LadyYami: ooooookay *looks at him uncertainly*

Malik: *stress marks appear on his face* --+++

Wolf: uh..uh.. where's your Rod?

Malik: o.o? *looks at his empty hand* I know! That fat kid took it!

LadyYami: fat kid?

Malik: yeah, that fat kid

LadyYami: oh! That fat kid with the eyes?

Malik: yeah! And with the nose too!

LadyYami: oh yeah! And the hair!

Malik- Oh-

Wolf: shut up! You two are bakas *flicks them on the forehead*

Malik and LadyYami: ow!

Malik: *flicks Wolf back*

Wolf: ow *flicks him back*

LadyYami: *pinches them both* stop that!

Wolf: ow *rubs at her arm*

Malik: *glares* I feel no pain *turns around and sniffles rubbing at his arm*

LadyYami: o.O

Wolf: yeah okay, we should find your Millennium Item

LadyYami: okay! *runs ahead*

Wolf: you don't have one! *runs after her*

Malik: okay....whoosh! *a pink blur runs past him* what the heck was that?!

Anzu: *runs down the street*

Chad: *making cracks in the street*

Malik: *bleep* it's the fat kid!

Chad: *stops* huh?

Malik: *backs away*

Yuugi: *comes down the street with Ryou and sees the cracks* step on a crack, break your Yami's back ^__^ *tries to step on one*

Bakura: *drags himself down the street*

Yami: don't even think about it

Yuugi: of course not Yami! *turns around* damn it

Ryou: *dancing and skipping on the cracks*

Bakura: ow! ee! oo!*bends in some impossible positions, his back making popping sounds*

Ryou: hehe! Take that Yami! Lalala! *continues*

Bakura: oww! *loud cracking sound* stop it Ryou! I command you!

Ryou: I can't hear you! LALALA! *continues dancing*

Bakura: *passes out from pain, body still bent*

Ryou: --; great, now i have to drag him home

Bakura: x.x *body being drag*

Ryou: o.o *sees a big crack on the sidewalk, shifty eyes* ^__^ one more won't hurt *steps on the big crack*

Bakura: Ahhhhhhhh!!!! *more crippled then ever*

~*~ A/N: yamichaos: Well, that's the end of that entry! How you like? Please review!

LadyYami- Aww...poor Bakura! T.T' He's crippled!

yamichaos: You mean poor Malik! T.T He got touch by that IT!

LadyYami: No, Bakura!

yamichaos: Malik!

LadyYami: Bakura!

((3 hours later))

yamichaos: Malik!

LadyYami: Bakura!

yamichaos: Malik!

LadyYami: Bakura!

yamichaos: Bakura!

LadyYami: MALIK!

yamichaos: Gotcha!

LadyYami: You tirck me! *pouts*

yamichaos: *stick tongue out at LY* Anyways please review! ^^