Relick: *walks in*
Mokuba: *follows her*
All: *on stage, grabbing a microphone from each other* *singing*
Your move!
Jou: It's time to duel and there's no backing down!
All: Your move!
Mai: It's in the cards, that's where magic is found!
All: Your move!
Yami: We've played this game before,
Yugi: But never quite this way!
Bakura: It's like an all out war,
Ryou: With monsters that obey!
All: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Isis: He's the king of games!
All: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Your move!
Malik: Egyptian secrets have survived,
Ancient powers are revived!
Anzu: An all out war of dark and light,
Friends all help to win the fight!
All: It's time to d-d-d-duel!
Honda: These two identities, they struggle for control,
Pegasus: Two personalities, inhabiting one soul!
All: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Shizuka: He's the king of games!
All: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Your move!
Seto: *speaking* It's your move. Collect them all on VHS and DVD!
Relick: *blink blink* Be it ever so random…
Mokuba: I think they're trying to make a last ditch effort to impress you, Relick.
Artemis: *runs in crying and carrying a book* IT"S NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Relick: *ready to give her sister a hug* Oh, Artemis, wassamatter?
Artemis: *runs past Relick and jumps onto the stage* *grabs Jou VERY tightly*
Jou: *face turning blue* Ar…te…mis! This…really…hurts!
Artemis: I'm never letting go of you, Jou!
Relick: *singing* Where ever you are!
Artemis: SHUT UP!! You know we don't own Titanic!!!
Relick: ;________; sowwy…
Anzu: Artemis, what's wrong? Why are you crying?
Artemis: Well, *sniff* *holds up the book she was carrying, which happens to be a manga* I was reading the original Yugioh manga and…and…*starts bawling*
Jou: And WHAT????
Artemis: *looks into Jou's eyes* You died…
All: NANI?!?!? (what?!?!)
Artemis: Yeah…*looks over angrily at Malik* And it's all YOUR fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Huh??? I didn't do anything!!!!
Artemis: *ready to pounce*
Relick: ^_____^U Heh heh… Well, we have a lot of stuff to do today so why don't you settle this later? Anyway, it took a while, but we finally have results! So let me bring in my reviewers!!! Come on in, guys!!!
*Kami Anya, Jaid Skywalker, and stargirl3000 walk into the theater*
Kami & Jaid: Hi Relick!
Stargirl: WHERE'S YAMI?!?!? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!
Yami: *cowering behind Yugi* *whispering* What I do?
Yugi: You threw things at Bakura, remember?
Yami: Oh no!!! Now rabid fangirls will come to attack me!
Relick: Yami, shut up! OK!! Now since I didn't have a lot of reviews, we don't have a chorus line yet. So Kami, you play guitar and Stargirl, you play drums. Jaid, you do choreography.
Reviewers: YAY!!! ^_______________^
Relick: And I have a special guest to reveal the results! *looks evilly at cast members* It's someone you all know VERY well…
Cast: O_O
Yugi: Who is it?
Relick: She's a friend of mine who I've been e-mailing for a couple of weeks now. I'd like to bring in… Kawaii-anime-lover, aka KAL!!!!!!!!
KAL: *runs into the theater* Hey Relick!
Relick: Hi, KAL!
Cast: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *falls to his knees, sobbing* WHY?!?!?
Yami: I thought we were free of her!
Seto: Relick, I thought you liked me! Why'd you have to invite KAL!?!?!?
Relick: *sweetly* Oh, Set-chan! You know I like you, but I needed to keep you guys in line somehow…
KAL: *giggles* Set-chan…that's a new one…
Seto: SHUT UP!!!!!
Artemis: Ummm, guys? Can we read the results now?
Relick & KAL: OK!!!!!!!
Relick: *hands KAL a sheet of paper* Here…the sacred list…guard it well.
KAL: *nods* Ok…First for the role of Seymour.
Artemis: *whispers something into KAL's ear* *smiles mischievously*
KAL: *smiles mischievously back*
Pegasus: *looks overly excited*
KAL: Seymour will be played by Peg…
Pegasus: *ready to blow up*
KAL: *smiles* Jounochi!!! YAY!!!
Cast(except for Pegasus): HUZZAH!!!!
Relick: HEY!!! .* Don't use my word!!
Cast: Awww…
KAL: Audrey will be played by Mai…*looks at list again* That can't be right…
Relick: Well, it was either her or Pegasus.
Pegasus: *smiling broadly*
KAL: *trying to erase unpleasant images from her mind* O-kay… Audrey 2's voice will be done by Yami and its body will be done by Yugi!
Yami & Yugi: YAY!!!! ^________^
Relick: KAWAII!!!!!! ^______________^
KAL: "Kawaii" is MY word! Don't use it!
Relick: I'll let you use "huzzah"…
KAL: *thinks* Well…OK!! Anyway, the Dentist will be… Seto!
Relick: YAY, SET-CHAN!!
Seto: *blushes* *eye twitches* Don't call me that!
KAL: But it suits you so well…Set-chan.
Seto: Grrrrr…
Relick: The rest is not important…*pulls out magic remote control and speeds up time*
All: *move VERY quickly, a few cheers here, a couple of sobs there. You get the idea*
Relick: *returns time back to normal* ^__~
KAL: And the urchins are Anzu, Ryou, Isis, and Malik!
Relick: HUZZAH!!!! Thanks for helping out KAL. Artemis and I really appreciate it.
KAL: No prob! *looks over at cast members* And YOU! Back to the studio!
Cast: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Seto: I don't want to go back to that hell hole!!
KAL: You will and you will like it! *grabs Seto's ear and drags him and the rest of the cast back to her story, using her authoress powers* See ya later!
Relick: Bye!
Artemis: Yeah, bye! Oh, Kami and Stargirl, here's your music. I want you to practice tonight!
Relick: And Jaid, I want you to think up some dances for the show, ok?
Reviewers: OK!!! ^_______________^
Relick: Also, I NEED more actors, musicians, crew, or this play's going nowhere!
Artemis: Only YOU have the power!
Relick: Well, I have a lot of stuff to do now. Places to go, manga to read, anime to watch… See y'all later!
Artemis: BYE!!!!!