Isis: *singing in a gospel-like voice*
Alarm goes off at seven,
And you start uptown.
You put in your eight hours,
For the powers that have always been.
Malik: Sing it, sister!
Isis: Till it's five p.m.,
Johanna & Kay: Then you go…
All: Downtown
Where the folks are broke,
You go downtown
Where your life's a—
Relick: STOP!!! Stop, that was CRAP!!! CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!
Artemis: Relick! Stop it!!
Relick: Good idea.
Artemis: Thank you.
Relick: Rehearsal's over. Permanently. Go home.
Artemis: Hey!! I never said that!!
Relick: *bitterly* I'm going backstage to play videogames… *storms off*
Tamara: What's up with her? She's not her usual *shudder* fan-girly self…
Seto: Yeah…a bit out of character…
Ootogi (Duke Devlen): *comes into the auditorium* Hey everyone!! What's going on? ^__^
Artemis: Well... look who finally showed up for rehearsal.
Ootogi: Well. Actually I was hoping to help out with the lighting…
Artemis: Oh…wait!! I've a better idea! Yugi's Grandpa! Get over here!!
Grandpa: *comes in with a back bracer* Yes? What is it Artemis?
Artemis: You're fired. Ootogi, you're the new Mr. Mushnick.
Both: HUH??
Artemis: Well, you're SO cute, and you…*looks at Grandpa* you're old…
Yami: Ary-chan, we still have that little problem with Relick.
Ootogi: Why? What's wrong with Relick-chan?
Artemis: Kun…
Ootogi: Kun?
Artemis: Yes… she's been Relick-kun to you for the past three months.
All: NANI??!!
Yugi: Well, maybe someone should talk to her.
All: *stare at Seto*
Seto: What?! Me? No way!!!
All: *continue to stare at Seto*
Seto: Why me?
Yami: Why? Because…Kaiba's still alive!!!
All: Wrong episode, Yami!!!
Yami: Oops, sorry. I mean, because she likes you.
Seto: *defeated* Fine…but she'll pounce on me…
Jou: So?
Seto: *grumbles and leaves* .*
*~*~*~*BACKSTAGE*~*~*~*
Relick: *playing games on PS2(I own one, but not the company)*
Seto: Hi, Relick…
Relick: *distracted* Hello, Kaiba…
Seto: O__O;;;
Relick: What do you want?
Seto: I just wanted to know…ummm…what you were doing…?
Relick: Playing Wild Arms 3…own a copy, but not the company who made it…
Seto: You're not as annoyingly cheerful as usual…anything wrong?
Relick: *angry* I'll tell you what's wrong!!!! May 15, three months ago, you all promised me a really great birthday present. And what do I get? NOTHING!!! You all conveniently forgot!! The only people who did remember was Ary-chan, my parents, and my co-workers at SIDEWAYS. So now, I'm going to stay angry with all of you until somebody makes it better! *mumbling* Not even a "Happy Birthday, Relick."
Seto: O-okay…I'll…see you later! BYE!! *zooms back on stage*
*~*~*~*ON STAGE*~*~*~*
Anzu: Relick's birthday?!!! How could we have forgotten!!
Mai: Because we didn't know, dummy.
Ryou: This is awful!!
Mistress of Ice: Don't worry, Ryou!! *snuggles close to Ryou* We'll make it better!
Malik: We will?
Bakura: *walks in with an oversized bag marked "Stolen Stuff"* Wow!! Why go to ancient tombs when museums take all the stuff out for ya?!
Energizer-bunny (the reviwer, not the battery): You say there's nice stuff in there?
Bakura: Yup!! Good for any occasion!!
Black Mistress: Like…a belated birthday?
Bakura: I don't see why not…
Jou: Then give us that bag!!
Bakura: No way!! It's my treasure! My precious!!
Honda: Give it here, evil spirit!
Bakura: Bring it on!!
All three: *go off stage*
*Pounding sounds can be heard in the background*
Jou: *offstage* Kame-hame-HA!! *big blasty sound crashes*
Honda: *offstage* SPIRIT GUN!!! *another big blasty sound*
Bakura: *offstage* Ouch!! Grrr…three can play at this game!! Go! Pikachu!!!
Pikachu: *offstage* Pikaaa! CHUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *electric blasty sounds*
Jou: SUPER SAIYAN THREE!!!
Honda: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Fine!!! Take the goods!!!
*blasts stop*
Jou: Thanks for cooperating, Bakura!
Relick: *comes in, still bitter* I heard violations to my disclaimer, so I decided to clear things up. We don't own DragonBall Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Pokemon…
Honda: *fumbling with a poorly wrapped gift* Yugi!! Think fast!! *tosses it to Yugi*
Yugi: Got it!!! *to Relick* Umm…Relick?
Relick: What…?
Yugi: We're all REALLY sorry we missed your birthday so…here. *hands her the present*
Relick: Oh…Yugi! *tears open the package* *holds up a slender golden crown* It's beautiful!! Thanks everyone!! You DO care!!
Mokuba: Of course we do! We love you, Relick!!
Relick: Awww!! Do you love me too, Set-chan?
Seto: *cringes at his usual nickname* Yeah…sure…whatever.
Relick: YAY!!! Come on everyone!! Let's sing on my semi-new karaoke machine!!!
Mai: She was so mad…yet she had gotten a karaoke machine?!!
Ryou: I never will understand that girl…
Mokuba: Which reminds me. When the heck are we gonna perform this play!!??
Seto: I hope we get it over with soon. I'm sick of coming here all the time!!!
Artemis: I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you, Seto. We have a lot more planned for you guys…
Seto: *gulp*
* a flash of light emanates from Relick's crown*
Relick: What's going on?!!
*a strange girl, who looks exactly like Relick, appears out of the light*
Relick: *blink*
Girl: *blink*
Relick: Who-who are you?
Girl: I'm the spirit of the Millenium Circlet!
Relick: Do you have a name?
Spirit: Of course I have a name, baka!! I…just can't remember it at the moment…
All: *facefault*
Relick: Then I'll just give you a name…how about Bob?
Spirit: *makes a face*
Relick: Okay…not Bob. But how about my wonderfully creative reviewers give you one?
Spirit: Sounds goods to me!!
Relick: Send a name in with your review! If it's Japanese, I'd like to know what it means!!
Artemis: And we'll give you a soundtrack of everyone singing on Relick's karaoke machine. *whispering* We're recording it…