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Back in the Shire: "Where are you from?" ask Frodo. "The North Pole" answered Santa. "You seem to be lost' Frodo said looking up at
this giant creature. "Yes if you could point me in the right direction I'll be on my way!" Santa responded. "Well, what direction did you come from?"
"The one with the screaming people." said Santa. "Well which way is that/" "The one with all the little people!" "If you haven't noticed were all
little HOBBITS!" responded Frodo mad. "I don't seem to remember!" Santa responded. "Well then lets go see my uncle Bilbo. He should know."
They walked to Bilbo and Frodo's house. Santa notices that there were no houses just hole with doors. "You live like rabbits" said Santa
all of the sudden. Frodo again egnored that remark. When they get there Frodo goes in and tells santa to wait out side. "Bilbo!" Frodo called out.
"What" Bilbo answered from a room. Frodo went to him. "This dumb creature calls hmself Santa fell on my legs. And sais his lost can yuo try to help it?"
Bilbo walks out side to see what Frodo brought home. When he walks out he see this giant person. "You brouth home a orc?" wispered Bilbo. Frodo l
ooked confused. "Come in!" said Bilbo with a fake smile.
Santa came in and sat down on a tiny chair. Bilbo pulled frodo into another room. "We must burn this evil creature!' Bilbo said "Yuo get its
attention and I'll set it no fire!" "No, its just lost!" Frodo said. "Its an orc." Bilbo said. "How do you know?" "Umm.........."
Latest news report: Where following up on the lates in the Santa missing story. As you all know Santa when missing this tragic christmas
night. We just got the lastes report form the north pole. they report that Santa might have gotten lost in North America. So if you have seen this
person (a picture of Santa pops up on the tv.) Please conatct the athorites.
Back in the Shire: "So, how did you get lost?" asked Bilbo. "Well, I was making my routes. On Christmasand then i saw a green cloud then all
of the sudden i was in Canada." said santa "Here you want some pipeweeed?" asked Bilbo winking at Frodo. "No thank you I don't smoke." Santa said
making a face. Bilbo 'accidently' dropping the pipe on Santa.. Of course Santa's coat chought on fire. Frodo quickly went ot go get some water
to put out Santa. He got the water and Santa was out. "thank you. I didn't catch your name." Santa said thankfull. "Frodo Baggins" "Yes Frodo thank
you for putting him otu." Bliblo said bitterly. "Your welcome." "Wait Frodo Baggins? Your from Lord of the Rings" Santa said happily. "No Baggend.
Never heard of Lord of the Rings."
At the North Pole: "Where could he be its been 3 hours." "Yeah i know. the world is now in a state of panic." "We need to find him."
As the elfs were aruging one of the other elfs got an idea. "Why don't we trace his steps?" So they Set out to retrace Santa's steps they got a sled
ready and sent an elf to retrace his steps. The elf follwoed Santa's steps exactly. as he set out over the Atlantic ocean he saw the exact same green cloud.
He started toward ti.
Sorry this chapter is so short the next one will be longer. :) Please review!
Enjoy!!! Please review!
Back in the Shire: "Where are you from?" ask Frodo. "The North Pole" answered Santa. "You seem to be lost' Frodo said looking up at
this giant creature. "Yes if you could point me in the right direction I'll be on my way!" Santa responded. "Well, what direction did you come from?"
"The one with the screaming people." said Santa. "Well which way is that/" "The one with all the little people!" "If you haven't noticed were all
little HOBBITS!" responded Frodo mad. "I don't seem to remember!" Santa responded. "Well then lets go see my uncle Bilbo. He should know."
They walked to Bilbo and Frodo's house. Santa notices that there were no houses just hole with doors. "You live like rabbits" said Santa
all of the sudden. Frodo again egnored that remark. When they get there Frodo goes in and tells santa to wait out side. "Bilbo!" Frodo called out.
"What" Bilbo answered from a room. Frodo went to him. "This dumb creature calls hmself Santa fell on my legs. And sais his lost can yuo try to help it?"
Bilbo walks out side to see what Frodo brought home. When he walks out he see this giant person. "You brouth home a orc?" wispered Bilbo. Frodo l
ooked confused. "Come in!" said Bilbo with a fake smile.
Santa came in and sat down on a tiny chair. Bilbo pulled frodo into another room. "We must burn this evil creature!' Bilbo said "Yuo get its
attention and I'll set it no fire!" "No, its just lost!" Frodo said. "Its an orc." Bilbo said. "How do you know?" "Umm.........."
Latest news report: Where following up on the lates in the Santa missing story. As you all know Santa when missing this tragic christmas
night. We just got the lastes report form the north pole. they report that Santa might have gotten lost in North America. So if you have seen this
person (a picture of Santa pops up on the tv.) Please conatct the athorites.
Back in the Shire: "So, how did you get lost?" asked Bilbo. "Well, I was making my routes. On Christmasand then i saw a green cloud then all
of the sudden i was in Canada." said santa "Here you want some pipeweeed?" asked Bilbo winking at Frodo. "No thank you I don't smoke." Santa said
making a face. Bilbo 'accidently' dropping the pipe on Santa.. Of course Santa's coat chought on fire. Frodo quickly went ot go get some water
to put out Santa. He got the water and Santa was out. "thank you. I didn't catch your name." Santa said thankfull. "Frodo Baggins" "Yes Frodo thank
you for putting him otu." Bliblo said bitterly. "Your welcome." "Wait Frodo Baggins? Your from Lord of the Rings" Santa said happily. "No Baggend.
Never heard of Lord of the Rings."
At the North Pole: "Where could he be its been 3 hours." "Yeah i know. the world is now in a state of panic." "We need to find him."
As the elfs were aruging one of the other elfs got an idea. "Why don't we trace his steps?" So they Set out to retrace Santa's steps they got a sled
ready and sent an elf to retrace his steps. The elf follwoed Santa's steps exactly. as he set out over the Atlantic ocean he saw the exact same green cloud.
He started toward ti.
Sorry this chapter is so short the next one will be longer. :) Please review!