A/N: Yeah I know it's been awhile and yeah this is a lame story but please don't hurt me! *runs and hides in the corner* I was reading the first chapter the other day and I found TONS of grammar errors!! I AM SO SO SO SORRY ABOUT THAT!! I will try to do better this time! Oh and by the way, yes I did come up with that song myself! *big grin*
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own Dr. Suess ... *sighs and walks off looking defeated*
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Chapter 2- Green Eggs and Spam
The next morning at breakfast Harry, Hermione and Ron made their way down to the Great Hall only to find Samantha, Parvati, and Lavender sitting together.
"I'm not hungry," Ron mutter, turned on his heel, and left hurriedly.
"Wasn't he just going on about how hungry he was?" Harry said as they watched Ron exit the Great Hall.
"Yeah, but I don't think that was the reason," Hermione quietly replied as she eyed Samantha Weasley up and down as they sat down across from them at the Gryffindor table.
"Hey Roomie!" Samantha said cheerfully as they sat down.
"Hey Samantha," Hermione muttered as she dished out her plate.
"Call me Sam, Sammy, just anything but Samantha. It sounds too up tight for me. So tell me about yourself since you fell asleep last night before we could talk."
"Erm, well I'm a muggle-born ... that's pretty much it ..." Hermione trailed off.
"Hey," Harry cut in the conversation, "You're forgetting the part about being the best in our classes ... since first year!!" Hermione blushed.
Trying to draw attention away from herself, she asked, "Ermmm, what's the deal, with you and Ron?"
"Oh, Ikle Ronniekins?" she laughed, "Well, he's my little cousin."
"You must not be too much older than him if we're all in seventh year," Harry inquired.
"You're right, I'm only 7 months older than him. I was supposed have already graduated, but I err-, well, I failed my fourth year..." She blushed as she busied herself with dishing herself more sausage.
"Mr. Potter, Miss. Granger, Miss. Weasley, here are you timetables." McGonagal had appeared at their side and passed Harry, Hermione and Samantha their schedules once she had their attention and moved on to Parvati and Lavender who were now gossiping on the latest Hogwarts couples.
"You still haven't answered my question." Hermione said in a slightly annoyed voice, but Sam didn't notice.
"Hmmmmm? Oh, yes. Well," but before she could finish her sentence, she sneezed.
Immediately, she heard a unison of "Bless you"s from about ten different people sitting around them.
"Well, you see," She started, "I guess-oh my!!" Sam was looking at the front of the Hall with wide eyes when there was a loud noise.
CRACK!!
Harry and Hermione, among every other person in the Great Hall, looked around to see where the sound had came from. Hermione spotted it right away, and nudged Harry, who was suspiciously eyeing the Slytherin table, and motioned for him to look towards the front of the Hall.
There stood a very tall, gray cat, who was standing on it's hind feet and wearing a very large, red and white striped top hat. In the cat's hands, was a large platter of what looked like green mush and some revolting looking type of meat.
Almost at once, the cat started to skip up and down the aisle of the long house tables offering what was on it's dish for the students and staff to eat. While it did this it sung a song:
"Green eggs and spam,
Green eggs and spam,
Why don't you try some,
Green eggs and spam,
You may not like them,
They're kind of old,
A little moldy,
And sort of cold,
Inside you might find,
Some stands of hair,
Bits of eggshell here,
Some strange lumps there,
Those who've tried them,
Gagged and coughed,
Threw it up,
And then ran off,
There's a book about them, too,
Green eggs and spam,
But then again,
It could be *ham*,
So try my food,
It might just be good,
But to be safe,
I'll knock on wood!"
And as the Cat in the Hat sang the last line of his song, he knocked on the teacher's table with each word. The entire Hall stared at the Cat. Not even an amused looking Dumbledore dared to take a bit of the mysterious 'green eggs and spam'.
Realizing that nobody wanted to eat his food, the Cat looked insulted. "You have insulted Dr. Suess!! HE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!! The pissed off cat stormed out of the dead silent Hall, still carrying his green eggs and spam.
Slowly, the silence broke, and was once again filled with the chattering voices of the student body. "What the hell was that?" Lavender said in a voice that was etched between amusement and confusement.
Hermione answered her question almost immediately in an awed tone. "That was ... the Cat in the Hat ... a character in a kids book written by Dr. Suess..." she furrowed her brow, "But that doesn't make sense. The Cat in the Hat wasn't IN 'Green Eggs and Ham'..."
"He said it was called 'Green Eggs and *Spam*," Parvati pointed out.
"No, the book by Dr. Suess was called 'Green Eggs and Ham'." Hermione said in a dazed voice, as if she was now in her own little world.
"Ron's going to be sorry he missed breakfast!" Harry chuckled to himself at the thought of Ron's face when he found out what happened in the Great Hall.
Samantha checked her watch. "Well, I better go. I don't know how long it will take for me to find my classes." She got up and walked towards the exit doors.
"We better go and help her..." sighed Parvati and motioned for Lavender to follow her.
"What's worst still," Hermione said almost to herself, still lost in thought, "Is that we still haven't figured out why Ron doesn't like Samantha..."
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A/N: Don't worry, Dr. Seuss won't be the only x over, there'll be more on the way. If you have any suggestions on other x overs you'd like to see in the story then please sent them to me through e-mail or a review. Speaking of reviews, please R/R and tell me what you think of my story. I don't mind flames, I could use 'em to make some s'mores!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own Dr. Suess ... *sighs and walks off looking defeated*
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Chapter 2- Green Eggs and Spam
The next morning at breakfast Harry, Hermione and Ron made their way down to the Great Hall only to find Samantha, Parvati, and Lavender sitting together.
"I'm not hungry," Ron mutter, turned on his heel, and left hurriedly.
"Wasn't he just going on about how hungry he was?" Harry said as they watched Ron exit the Great Hall.
"Yeah, but I don't think that was the reason," Hermione quietly replied as she eyed Samantha Weasley up and down as they sat down across from them at the Gryffindor table.
"Hey Roomie!" Samantha said cheerfully as they sat down.
"Hey Samantha," Hermione muttered as she dished out her plate.
"Call me Sam, Sammy, just anything but Samantha. It sounds too up tight for me. So tell me about yourself since you fell asleep last night before we could talk."
"Erm, well I'm a muggle-born ... that's pretty much it ..." Hermione trailed off.
"Hey," Harry cut in the conversation, "You're forgetting the part about being the best in our classes ... since first year!!" Hermione blushed.
Trying to draw attention away from herself, she asked, "Ermmm, what's the deal, with you and Ron?"
"Oh, Ikle Ronniekins?" she laughed, "Well, he's my little cousin."
"You must not be too much older than him if we're all in seventh year," Harry inquired.
"You're right, I'm only 7 months older than him. I was supposed have already graduated, but I err-, well, I failed my fourth year..." She blushed as she busied herself with dishing herself more sausage.
"Mr. Potter, Miss. Granger, Miss. Weasley, here are you timetables." McGonagal had appeared at their side and passed Harry, Hermione and Samantha their schedules once she had their attention and moved on to Parvati and Lavender who were now gossiping on the latest Hogwarts couples.
"You still haven't answered my question." Hermione said in a slightly annoyed voice, but Sam didn't notice.
"Hmmmmm? Oh, yes. Well," but before she could finish her sentence, she sneezed.
Immediately, she heard a unison of "Bless you"s from about ten different people sitting around them.
"Well, you see," She started, "I guess-oh my!!" Sam was looking at the front of the Hall with wide eyes when there was a loud noise.
CRACK!!
Harry and Hermione, among every other person in the Great Hall, looked around to see where the sound had came from. Hermione spotted it right away, and nudged Harry, who was suspiciously eyeing the Slytherin table, and motioned for him to look towards the front of the Hall.
There stood a very tall, gray cat, who was standing on it's hind feet and wearing a very large, red and white striped top hat. In the cat's hands, was a large platter of what looked like green mush and some revolting looking type of meat.
Almost at once, the cat started to skip up and down the aisle of the long house tables offering what was on it's dish for the students and staff to eat. While it did this it sung a song:
"Green eggs and spam,
Green eggs and spam,
Why don't you try some,
Green eggs and spam,
You may not like them,
They're kind of old,
A little moldy,
And sort of cold,
Inside you might find,
Some stands of hair,
Bits of eggshell here,
Some strange lumps there,
Those who've tried them,
Gagged and coughed,
Threw it up,
And then ran off,
There's a book about them, too,
Green eggs and spam,
But then again,
It could be *ham*,
So try my food,
It might just be good,
But to be safe,
I'll knock on wood!"
And as the Cat in the Hat sang the last line of his song, he knocked on the teacher's table with each word. The entire Hall stared at the Cat. Not even an amused looking Dumbledore dared to take a bit of the mysterious 'green eggs and spam'.
Realizing that nobody wanted to eat his food, the Cat looked insulted. "You have insulted Dr. Suess!! HE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!! The pissed off cat stormed out of the dead silent Hall, still carrying his green eggs and spam.
Slowly, the silence broke, and was once again filled with the chattering voices of the student body. "What the hell was that?" Lavender said in a voice that was etched between amusement and confusement.
Hermione answered her question almost immediately in an awed tone. "That was ... the Cat in the Hat ... a character in a kids book written by Dr. Suess..." she furrowed her brow, "But that doesn't make sense. The Cat in the Hat wasn't IN 'Green Eggs and Ham'..."
"He said it was called 'Green Eggs and *Spam*," Parvati pointed out.
"No, the book by Dr. Suess was called 'Green Eggs and Ham'." Hermione said in a dazed voice, as if she was now in her own little world.
"Ron's going to be sorry he missed breakfast!" Harry chuckled to himself at the thought of Ron's face when he found out what happened in the Great Hall.
Samantha checked her watch. "Well, I better go. I don't know how long it will take for me to find my classes." She got up and walked towards the exit doors.
"We better go and help her..." sighed Parvati and motioned for Lavender to follow her.
"What's worst still," Hermione said almost to herself, still lost in thought, "Is that we still haven't figured out why Ron doesn't like Samantha..."
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A/N: Don't worry, Dr. Seuss won't be the only x over, there'll be more on the way. If you have any suggestions on other x overs you'd like to see in the story then please sent them to me through e-mail or a review. Speaking of reviews, please R/R and tell me what you think of my story. I don't mind flames, I could use 'em to make some s'mores!