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Chapter 1 Of 1 Chapter:
Harry was the first to see the fliers.
KAREOKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
IN THE GREAT HALL!!!!!!!!!
He was surprised. Pleasantly surprised. "All right", he thought, "now I can achieve my dreams of starting a boy band!!!!!!!!!! Ron approached. He put his hands over Harry's eyes. "Guess whoooooooooooo?" "Draco?" Harry asked hopefully. Ever since that night, Harry couldn't stop thinking about Malfoy, his eyes, and his nose, and his rugged good looks. Harry sighed. "Harry?" Ron looked concerned. "He is so hot when he's worried about me!" Harry thought.
*Later, at the Karaoke Party*
Harry watched Ron and Hermoine. "Babe. I've got u babe." They sang. Harry gorged himself on poptarts. Malfoy watched him from a distance. "Ummmmmmmmmmmm Harry, I mean poptarts." Draco thought. He had been trying for so long to give up his cannibal ways. He looked around for a victim. "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Shamus Finnigan. Tasty."
*Later* Harry had had trouble finding members for his boy band. But, he found himself in the process. As he stood up there, he began to forget the words to his Justin Timberlake solo. "Cry me a river", he crooned. Draco watched. But he was not hungry anymore. Dumbledore took the stage. He selected his song, but was stoned by the students. To death. Stoned to death. So sad. Just then, a basilisk slithered in. Hermione screamed. And fainted. So sad. Yet so sassy. The basilisk hissed "I'm a sssssssssssssslave for Crabe. I'm not gonna fight it I'm not tryin to hide it I'm a ssssssssssssslave for Crabe." Only Harry understood. He was highly disturbed. Then, with the speed of an umbrella, the basilisk struck Collin Creevy and dragged the corpse to his lair. Harry took out a tape-recorder and said into it "Note to self, get new stalker." Neville entered the stage. "Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey HEY Macho macho Man!!! I got to be a macho Man!!!!!!!!!" No music. He wouldn't stop. But no one heard him. Lord Voldermort entered. "Exit the stage, mortal", he chortled at Neville. Neville did, head hanging. "First I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side", he sang," But them I spent so many night thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong. And I knew how to get along. And now you're back. From outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that strange look upon. I shoulda changed that stupid lock, I shoulda made u leave your key, if I'da known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. Go on now go, walk out the door. Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore! Aren't u the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did u think I'd crumble? That I'd just lay down and die? O no, not I! I will survive! Oh as ling as I know how to love I know I'll be alive. I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give. I will survive. I will survive. Oh ho!" He exited, tears streaming down his face. Another disappointing relationship, as usual.
The End
PS Snape got his groove on. Later. But that's another story...
Chapter 1 Of 1 Chapter:
Harry was the first to see the fliers.
KAREOKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
IN THE GREAT HALL!!!!!!!!!
He was surprised. Pleasantly surprised. "All right", he thought, "now I can achieve my dreams of starting a boy band!!!!!!!!!! Ron approached. He put his hands over Harry's eyes. "Guess whoooooooooooo?" "Draco?" Harry asked hopefully. Ever since that night, Harry couldn't stop thinking about Malfoy, his eyes, and his nose, and his rugged good looks. Harry sighed. "Harry?" Ron looked concerned. "He is so hot when he's worried about me!" Harry thought.
*Later, at the Karaoke Party*
Harry watched Ron and Hermoine. "Babe. I've got u babe." They sang. Harry gorged himself on poptarts. Malfoy watched him from a distance. "Ummmmmmmmmmmm Harry, I mean poptarts." Draco thought. He had been trying for so long to give up his cannibal ways. He looked around for a victim. "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Shamus Finnigan. Tasty."
*Later* Harry had had trouble finding members for his boy band. But, he found himself in the process. As he stood up there, he began to forget the words to his Justin Timberlake solo. "Cry me a river", he crooned. Draco watched. But he was not hungry anymore. Dumbledore took the stage. He selected his song, but was stoned by the students. To death. Stoned to death. So sad. Just then, a basilisk slithered in. Hermione screamed. And fainted. So sad. Yet so sassy. The basilisk hissed "I'm a sssssssssssssslave for Crabe. I'm not gonna fight it I'm not tryin to hide it I'm a ssssssssssssslave for Crabe." Only Harry understood. He was highly disturbed. Then, with the speed of an umbrella, the basilisk struck Collin Creevy and dragged the corpse to his lair. Harry took out a tape-recorder and said into it "Note to self, get new stalker." Neville entered the stage. "Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey HEY Macho macho Man!!! I got to be a macho Man!!!!!!!!!" No music. He wouldn't stop. But no one heard him. Lord Voldermort entered. "Exit the stage, mortal", he chortled at Neville. Neville did, head hanging. "First I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side", he sang," But them I spent so many night thinking how you did me wrong. And I grew strong. And I knew how to get along. And now you're back. From outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that strange look upon. I shoulda changed that stupid lock, I shoulda made u leave your key, if I'da known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. Go on now go, walk out the door. Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore! Aren't u the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Did u think I'd crumble? That I'd just lay down and die? O no, not I! I will survive! Oh as ling as I know how to love I know I'll be alive. I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give. I will survive. I will survive. Oh ho!" He exited, tears streaming down his face. Another disappointing relationship, as usual.
The End
PS Snape got his groove on. Later. But that's another story...