The Battle of the Ships
Yo ho, yo ho! No Pumpkin Pie for me!
It's stupid, impossible, indecent lies
Jump off, my hearties! Yo ho!
The ship keeps on wrecking and Harry has died
Jump off, my hearties! Yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho! The Good Ship is for me!
It's logical, steady, and firmer in built
Jump on, my hearties! Yo ho!
Hermione accepted when Ron Weasly knelt
Jump on, my hearties! Yo, ho!
Yo ho, yo ho! The two ships are fighting!
The Pumpkin is governed by those who hold on
Give up, my hearties! Yo ho!
But the Good Ship is sailed by wondrous Ron
Fire the cannons! Yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho! Pumpkin Pie is smithereens!
Hermione runs into Ron's outstretched arms
Kiss, kiss, my hearties! Yo ho!
Harry stands shipless, bereft of his charms
Too bad, my hearties!
Yo ho!
Sorry H/H shippers! I just don't see it happening! I am rooting for the good ship. By the way, Leather Librarians are rather odd.
Ringspell 2003