Hogwarts...The 'Insane' Asylum
By: DracoLishuzZ
Disclaimer: hmm...i don't own anything but...i do own this story...does that make sense? hmm...i own nothing but I own this story...OH! I DO OWN SOMETHING! YAAAAH! ^o^! LOL.
Chapter 6: The Fellowship of the Harry Potter Box! LOL
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Draco apparated on top of a desk full of papers; he looked around. The headquarters surprisingly looked a lot like Weasley's Wizard Wheezes... 'What the hell am I doing in Weasel's older brothers store?' he asked himself as he stared around. He heard voices coming from the bathroom and he decided to investigate on them.
"GGRRR...COME ON DAMN IT! GO OUT! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" A voice very much like Lee Jordan's yelled. Draco heard footsteps at the door and turned around in time to see George or Fred or one of them.
"Move it Malfoy," George or Fred said and pushed Draco away from the bathroom door.
"Why the hell is he screaming?" Draco asked.
"Oh I dunno...Me thinks he's constipated!" He said and smiled brightly. Draco raised an eyebrow. "So whadda ya want? Skeiving Snackboxes or Fireworks? HUH? TELL MEEE! I'M DESPERATE TO SEEELL!!!"
"I want you to get rid of Harry Potter the Ghost..." Draco muttered.
"What'd you say? Get rid of a gardener called Harry?" Fred said confused.
"NO YOU NUT BRAIN! I WANT YOU THE GHOST BUSTER MAN TO GET RID OF HARRY POTTER THE GHOST!" Draco yelled.
"Aah... Well you've come to the wrong person see...I'm Fred not Gred," Fred said shaking his index finger at Draco.
"Gred?" Draco asked puzzled.
"Of course Gred you silly boy you!" Fred said and reached over and pinched one of Draco's cheeks. "GRED! FEORGE! I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF HARRY POTTER THE GHOST FOR MY MAIN MAN MALFOY!"
There were two cracks in the air and two people who looked a lot like Fred and George except their names were Gred and Feorge appeared.
"OK!" Gred and Feorge said brightly together and disapparated to Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry.
"Doodle doodle doodle doodle-loo!" Fred said and started tap dancing. "Come on George! It's dancing time!"
George appeared beside Fred and started tap dancing also.
"DRACO! It's your turn!" One of them said and dragged Draco along side with them and started to make him tap dance.
"NOOOOOOO!" Draco said and disapparated.
"Gee golly...I think we need to...SELL SOME STUFF!" Fred said.
"YAH! The three S's! Sell Some Stuff! The most important three S's in business ever!" George said.
"Don't forget the 3 G's!" Fred said still tap dancing.
"Oh you just can't forget about those!" George said exuberantly, "Get Gold Galleons!"
And they danced while Lee Jordan was shitting in the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAHHH! THE GHOST BUSTERS ARE AFTER ME!!!!!" Harry's voice boomed through the corridors over the cackling of Peeves.
"HAAAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Gred called after him.
"YEAH! COME BACK!" Feorge said.
"Ron why are you're brothers after Harry?" Hermione asked an amused look on her face.
"Ah...I dunno...Lemme go ask em!" Ron said and skipped his ass over to Gred.
"Hey, Fred! George!"
"Huh? Who're you?" Gred said putting emphasis on you.
"WHAT? You don't remember your own brother?" Ron asked all the color draining from his face.
"I only have one brother and that's him over there!" Gred said and pointed to Feorge who was chasing Harry through the Great Hall.
"Yeah! You have me too! And Bill and Charlie and Percy and you're sister, Ginny!" Ron said.
"No I don't...You're retarded!" Gred said and dashed off to chase Harry and put him in one of those ghost box thingys that they have in the movies.
"FRED OR GEORGE COME BAAAACK!" Ron yelled and chased Gred who chased Feorge who chased Harry who chased Peeves who chased Filch who chased Mrs. Norris who chased Peter Pettigrew who chased Snape who chased Sirius who chased Dobby who chased Gollum who chased Smeagol who chased Legolas who chased Aragon who chased Gimli who chased Frodo who chased Sam who chased Merry who chased Pippin who chased Arwen who chased Gandalf who chased Dumbledore who chased Ron who chased Gred who chased Feorge who chased Har--...*and someone knocked me over the head with a frying pan...lmao*
*and then someone poured cold water over me so then I woke up and started to continue this chasing thing...no I'm just kidding lol.*
"GOTCHA!" Feorge said and put Harry inside a little box.
"GREAT! Whadda we do with it?" Gred said.
"Er...i dunno...let's dump it in the lake!" Peeves said.
"No! We must dump it in the home from which it was made!" Dumbledore said.
"That was my idea you old fraud!" Gandalf said and hit Dumbledore upside the head with his staff.
"Owie..." Dumbledore said and rubbed his boo-boo.
"Er...sure let's dump it in the home from which it was made...?" Gred said.
"GREAT! THEN WE'LL FOREVER BE A HARRY POTTER FREE WORLD!" Sirius said and jumped up and down at the thought along with Snape.
"We have to make the fellowship of the Harry Potter box then!" Gandalf said.
"Oh I know! Let's make the fellowship of the ring in charge of the fellowship of the Harry Potter box!" Gimli said and Legolas, Aragon, Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry nodded their heads in agreement.
"No! We got him so...We get to pick who's in it you little fat dwarf!" Gred said.
"Yeah, go make toys for Santa Clause!" Feorge said.
"That's not fair!! I WANNA BE IN THE FELLOWSHIP! I WANNA BE INVOLVED!" Gimli cried and took his axe and committed suicide.
"Ok anyway...We'll be needing a great wizard!" Gred said and Gandalf puffed out his chest.
"Yeah so we...er...pick...Dumbledore!" Feorge said and Gandalf screamed like a woman and ran headfirst into the wall opposite of him.
"Oooh! Cool! I'm in the fellowship! YADA YADA YADA!" Dumbledore said and walked over to stand by Gred and Feorge.
"Ok...We'll be needing someone with a great sense of smell!" Feorge said and Mrs. Norris meowed with approval for she too wanted to be in the fellowship.
"Yeah so er...We pick the animagus Sirius!" Gred said and held out some doggy biscuits so Sirius could come over to their side.
And they continued picking for about 2 hours...here are the results: Gred, Feorge, Dumbledore, Sirius, Legolas (for some common sense), Gollum (for "survival"), Snape (for making his special fire whiskey), Filch (so he could spank the hell out of the enemies they'll run across), and last but not least...PEEVES! (for the best ways to get revenge).
"That's all folks! Sorry to disappoint all of you who lost so here are your compensation prizes! THANKS FOR COMING GOOD NIGHT!" Gred and Feorge said and locked all the people who weren't in the Fellowship out.
While the other losers were being wowed with their compensation prizes the ones that really wanted to be in the fellowship were throwing tantrums and being mad all that sort of stuff.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T MAKE IT IN THE FELLOWSHIP!" Frodo said and began throwing a temper. "I MEAN! I'm the one with the all too powerful ring of Sauron..."
"We know we know Frodo so just shut the fuck up about it okay?" Aragon said disappointed that pointy ears got in the fellowship and not him.
"Meow...Meow mew mow meow meow..." Mrs. Norris said.
"Yes, Smeagol knows hows you feels kitty...They choses Gollum and not Smeagols..." Smeagol said eyeing the cat hungrily.
"They only want one elf...How's that possible...?" Arwen sniffed. "Aragon gimme back my damn Evenstar! I WANT IT BAAAACK!"
"Fine you whore!" Aragon said and threw it at her.
Meanwhile back in the Great Hall.
"We must leave now!" Dumbledore said and with a wave of his wand lots of his luggage appeared at his feet.
"Yeah sure..." Gred said and they all disapparated to the Hogwarts grounds except for Gollum and Legolas...they flew there with the help of Tinkerbell.
As they all stepped out onto the grounds Hagrid came pelting at them with blast-ended skrewts.
"KILL 'EM BASTARDS THAT LOCKED 'ARRY UP!" He screamed and the blast-ended skrewts obeyed.
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*OK! STOP IT DAMMIT!*
They fought a mighty battle and won until one of the blast-ended skrewts did one of their fart thingys upon the Harry Potter box and Harry was free to wreck havoc on Draco Malfoy again.
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Hahahaha! A bit of LOTR while you're at HP land...Haha! Damn it's just so stupid...LOL! Hey I run out of ideas and uhm...I watched LOTR2T again today so...why not? LOL. anyway review it please lol.
By: DracoLishuzZ
Disclaimer: hmm...i don't own anything but...i do own this story...does that make sense? hmm...i own nothing but I own this story...OH! I DO OWN SOMETHING! YAAAAH! ^o^! LOL.
Chapter 6: The Fellowship of the Harry Potter Box! LOL
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Draco apparated on top of a desk full of papers; he looked around. The headquarters surprisingly looked a lot like Weasley's Wizard Wheezes... 'What the hell am I doing in Weasel's older brothers store?' he asked himself as he stared around. He heard voices coming from the bathroom and he decided to investigate on them.
"GGRRR...COME ON DAMN IT! GO OUT! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" A voice very much like Lee Jordan's yelled. Draco heard footsteps at the door and turned around in time to see George or Fred or one of them.
"Move it Malfoy," George or Fred said and pushed Draco away from the bathroom door.
"Why the hell is he screaming?" Draco asked.
"Oh I dunno...Me thinks he's constipated!" He said and smiled brightly. Draco raised an eyebrow. "So whadda ya want? Skeiving Snackboxes or Fireworks? HUH? TELL MEEE! I'M DESPERATE TO SEEELL!!!"
"I want you to get rid of Harry Potter the Ghost..." Draco muttered.
"What'd you say? Get rid of a gardener called Harry?" Fred said confused.
"NO YOU NUT BRAIN! I WANT YOU THE GHOST BUSTER MAN TO GET RID OF HARRY POTTER THE GHOST!" Draco yelled.
"Aah... Well you've come to the wrong person see...I'm Fred not Gred," Fred said shaking his index finger at Draco.
"Gred?" Draco asked puzzled.
"Of course Gred you silly boy you!" Fred said and reached over and pinched one of Draco's cheeks. "GRED! FEORGE! I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF HARRY POTTER THE GHOST FOR MY MAIN MAN MALFOY!"
There were two cracks in the air and two people who looked a lot like Fred and George except their names were Gred and Feorge appeared.
"OK!" Gred and Feorge said brightly together and disapparated to Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry.
"Doodle doodle doodle doodle-loo!" Fred said and started tap dancing. "Come on George! It's dancing time!"
George appeared beside Fred and started tap dancing also.
"DRACO! It's your turn!" One of them said and dragged Draco along side with them and started to make him tap dance.
"NOOOOOOO!" Draco said and disapparated.
"Gee golly...I think we need to...SELL SOME STUFF!" Fred said.
"YAH! The three S's! Sell Some Stuff! The most important three S's in business ever!" George said.
"Don't forget the 3 G's!" Fred said still tap dancing.
"Oh you just can't forget about those!" George said exuberantly, "Get Gold Galleons!"
And they danced while Lee Jordan was shitting in the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAHHH! THE GHOST BUSTERS ARE AFTER ME!!!!!" Harry's voice boomed through the corridors over the cackling of Peeves.
"HAAAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Gred called after him.
"YEAH! COME BACK!" Feorge said.
"Ron why are you're brothers after Harry?" Hermione asked an amused look on her face.
"Ah...I dunno...Lemme go ask em!" Ron said and skipped his ass over to Gred.
"Hey, Fred! George!"
"Huh? Who're you?" Gred said putting emphasis on you.
"WHAT? You don't remember your own brother?" Ron asked all the color draining from his face.
"I only have one brother and that's him over there!" Gred said and pointed to Feorge who was chasing Harry through the Great Hall.
"Yeah! You have me too! And Bill and Charlie and Percy and you're sister, Ginny!" Ron said.
"No I don't...You're retarded!" Gred said and dashed off to chase Harry and put him in one of those ghost box thingys that they have in the movies.
"FRED OR GEORGE COME BAAAACK!" Ron yelled and chased Gred who chased Feorge who chased Harry who chased Peeves who chased Filch who chased Mrs. Norris who chased Peter Pettigrew who chased Snape who chased Sirius who chased Dobby who chased Gollum who chased Smeagol who chased Legolas who chased Aragon who chased Gimli who chased Frodo who chased Sam who chased Merry who chased Pippin who chased Arwen who chased Gandalf who chased Dumbledore who chased Ron who chased Gred who chased Feorge who chased Har--...*and someone knocked me over the head with a frying pan...lmao*
*and then someone poured cold water over me so then I woke up and started to continue this chasing thing...no I'm just kidding lol.*
"GOTCHA!" Feorge said and put Harry inside a little box.
"GREAT! Whadda we do with it?" Gred said.
"Er...i dunno...let's dump it in the lake!" Peeves said.
"No! We must dump it in the home from which it was made!" Dumbledore said.
"That was my idea you old fraud!" Gandalf said and hit Dumbledore upside the head with his staff.
"Owie..." Dumbledore said and rubbed his boo-boo.
"Er...sure let's dump it in the home from which it was made...?" Gred said.
"GREAT! THEN WE'LL FOREVER BE A HARRY POTTER FREE WORLD!" Sirius said and jumped up and down at the thought along with Snape.
"We have to make the fellowship of the Harry Potter box then!" Gandalf said.
"Oh I know! Let's make the fellowship of the ring in charge of the fellowship of the Harry Potter box!" Gimli said and Legolas, Aragon, Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry nodded their heads in agreement.
"No! We got him so...We get to pick who's in it you little fat dwarf!" Gred said.
"Yeah, go make toys for Santa Clause!" Feorge said.
"That's not fair!! I WANNA BE IN THE FELLOWSHIP! I WANNA BE INVOLVED!" Gimli cried and took his axe and committed suicide.
"Ok anyway...We'll be needing a great wizard!" Gred said and Gandalf puffed out his chest.
"Yeah so we...er...pick...Dumbledore!" Feorge said and Gandalf screamed like a woman and ran headfirst into the wall opposite of him.
"Oooh! Cool! I'm in the fellowship! YADA YADA YADA!" Dumbledore said and walked over to stand by Gred and Feorge.
"Ok...We'll be needing someone with a great sense of smell!" Feorge said and Mrs. Norris meowed with approval for she too wanted to be in the fellowship.
"Yeah so er...We pick the animagus Sirius!" Gred said and held out some doggy biscuits so Sirius could come over to their side.
And they continued picking for about 2 hours...here are the results: Gred, Feorge, Dumbledore, Sirius, Legolas (for some common sense), Gollum (for "survival"), Snape (for making his special fire whiskey), Filch (so he could spank the hell out of the enemies they'll run across), and last but not least...PEEVES! (for the best ways to get revenge).
"That's all folks! Sorry to disappoint all of you who lost so here are your compensation prizes! THANKS FOR COMING GOOD NIGHT!" Gred and Feorge said and locked all the people who weren't in the Fellowship out.
While the other losers were being wowed with their compensation prizes the ones that really wanted to be in the fellowship were throwing tantrums and being mad all that sort of stuff.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T MAKE IT IN THE FELLOWSHIP!" Frodo said and began throwing a temper. "I MEAN! I'm the one with the all too powerful ring of Sauron..."
"We know we know Frodo so just shut the fuck up about it okay?" Aragon said disappointed that pointy ears got in the fellowship and not him.
"Meow...Meow mew mow meow meow..." Mrs. Norris said.
"Yes, Smeagol knows hows you feels kitty...They choses Gollum and not Smeagols..." Smeagol said eyeing the cat hungrily.
"They only want one elf...How's that possible...?" Arwen sniffed. "Aragon gimme back my damn Evenstar! I WANT IT BAAAACK!"
"Fine you whore!" Aragon said and threw it at her.
Meanwhile back in the Great Hall.
"We must leave now!" Dumbledore said and with a wave of his wand lots of his luggage appeared at his feet.
"Yeah sure..." Gred said and they all disapparated to the Hogwarts grounds except for Gollum and Legolas...they flew there with the help of Tinkerbell.
As they all stepped out onto the grounds Hagrid came pelting at them with blast-ended skrewts.
"KILL 'EM BASTARDS THAT LOCKED 'ARRY UP!" He screamed and the blast-ended skrewts obeyed.
They fought a mighty battle and won until... **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** **************************************************************************** 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*OK! STOP IT DAMMIT!*
They fought a mighty battle and won until one of the blast-ended skrewts did one of their fart thingys upon the Harry Potter box and Harry was free to wreck havoc on Draco Malfoy again.
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Hahahaha! A bit of LOTR while you're at HP land...Haha! Damn it's just so stupid...LOL! Hey I run out of ideas and uhm...I watched LOTR2T again today so...why not? LOL. anyway review it please lol.