Author's Notes: Hey everybody it's me again with your new chapter! I hope
you like! I also want to thank the five people who reviewed plus my cuz.
Thanx to Monique, Jadedvixen, ReeMarie ' Serenity ' LeBeau, Sweetie pie,
Jeff's favorite skittle, and also last but not least my cuz Green Devil who
supported me. *Sobs* Well, onto the fic! : ]
'Characters thoughts'
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"The Way Lita and Jeff Met" By: Desirae Edited by: Green Devil Ch.2: "The Club"
"Uh, Lita? Jeff? Could you at least blink and look at me for a second?!" Trish asked almost yelling her head off. Lita and Jeff tore their gaze from each other and looked at Trish.
"Thank you people. Now, you guys why don't we go to a club to celebrate mine and Lita's victory? What do you guys say?"
"Hell ya!"
"OK then its settled." Trish confirmed.
"Hey what about us?" a voice said from behind.
"Hey Sam! Wud up Jericho?" Matt greeted.
(A/N: You all know Jericho but Sam is my cuz who is also known as Green Devil. She loves Jericho so I put her with him. Okay, now that that's cleared up on with the fic!)
"Oh sure you guys can come. But . . . are you old enough to be a MAN tonight Jericho?" Matt said with sarcasm.
"What?! Of course I am!" Jericho answered.
"You're a MAN? I could've sworn you were still a mere boy dude. Oh joy I'm so glad to here that." Everyone let out a little giggle.
"Hey! Leave my poor Y2J alone." Sam said and kissed his cheek. Everybody agreed and went to the limo to head to the club.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 20 minutes later at the club *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
As soon as they went in the girls begged their guy they came in with to dance and of course they gave in, everybody was having fun. After a while Jeff whispered to Lita if she wanted to go somewhere quit, she agreed and went.
"What did you want to ask me Jeff ?" she asked a little curious.
"I just wanted to ask you if you. . ." he stopped and said the stupidest thing that came to his mind. "Are you a slut Lita?"
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????" she slapped him and ran out of the club and left with the limo not even looking back or thinking how the others where going to get back."
Jeff then went back to the others with no Lita.
"Where's Lita Jeff?" Trish and Sam asked at the same time.
"She left in the limo because of what I asked her." Jeff said while looking at the floor.
"WHAT?! SHE LEFT IN THE LIMO?! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET TO OUR HOTEL AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ASK HER JEFF!!!!!!!!!??????" They all yelled.
"I asked her if she was a slut." He said loud enough for them to all hear.
"WHAT!!?? Jeff! You are now in so much trouble from her and us." Matt said looking at his brother in pity. "And just why in the world did you ask her that?"
"I'm sorry, I'll apologize to her tomorrow okay?"
"Fine. I guess we'll just have to take a taxi to get back to the hotel." Matt said trying to make this situation a little better.
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The next day, Lita awoke and took a nice warm bath then got ready. She packed all her things, turned in the key to her hotel room, and headed for the airport. The WWF had another show to put on the next day so the wrestlers had to leave today. She got on her plane and waited for it to take off to her next destination.
As she sat there with her eyes closed she felt a presence next to her. She opened her eyes and saw that it was Jeff.
"Um, could I sit here?" he asked shyly.
"Sure, whatever." Lita replied and closed her eyes again. Jeff sat beside her and stayed silent until the plane took off. Once the plane was safely up in the air Jeff spoke.
"Uh, Lita listen. I'm really sorry about last night but I have to ask you a very important question.?
"I'm listening." Lita replied
"D-Do you really like me enough to go out with me?"
"Well . . .I really like you Jeff and yes, enough to go out with you. I just hope that you won't ask me anymore questions like that one last night."
"Lita, I'm real sorry about that but would you please go out with me?''
"I-I . . . Hmmm, sure Jeff. I'd love to go out with you." Lita leaned over and kissed Jeff on the cheek. Jeff blushed and looked at the floor.
"Thanks for saying yes." He whispered and the rest of the plane ride was spent in silence . . .that is, until it was broken when Kurt Angle started singing the 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' song.
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout! Down came the raining and washed the spider-"
"Kurt shut the fuck up! What in the blue hell are you singing that song for jabroni?" The Rock exclaimed as he stood right in front of his face.
"Because Jericho won't give me my gold medals back dumb ass!"
"Jericho, give him his PLASTIC medals back will you?" Sam said as she was TRYING to go to sleep when this moment happened.
"You know I'm trying to just to piss Kurt off." Jericho said trying to lighten the situation.
"They are not PLASTIC Sam, they are real gold!"
Jericho gave Kurt his "medals" back.
"Thank you" Kurt said while sitting back down.
About 15 minutes went by and Kurt looked at Jericho. He was asleep. In fact everybody was. So he reached in his bag and got some permanent markers and whip cream.
(A/N: Don't ask.)
And as soon as the plane landed everybody woke up the started laughing when they looked at Jericho. He had whip cream in his hair and whip cream on his shirt like the shape of a bra and his pants where full of whipped cream from top to bottom. Plus his face was decorated with permanent marker.
"What are you laughing at you ass clowns!?" Jericho said now getting angry and annoyed at the same time.
"Jericho, hunny, go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and I'll be waiting outside for you with the gang ok." She tried her best not to laugh until he left. As soon as he was in the bathroom she burst out laughing. And at the same time Jericho was screaming his head off trying to wipe the stuff off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Outside the plane the whole gang was waiting for Jericho *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Poor Jericho I wonder who did that to him?" Trish said feeling bad for him.
"Well when Jericho and I find out who it was we'll kick his ass all the way to Pluto!!!!" Sam yelled and got that evil look in her eye. Kurt Angle saw this and ran as fast as he could to the assigned hotel every body would be in.
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A/N: Hey guys did you like this chapter? I hope it was good. Well if you want another chapter please review and let me know! Thanks and hope you enjoyed! ~_^ g2g, later!
Next time on "The Way Lita and Jeff Met": A special match is made and can change everybody's life. Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Characters thoughts'
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"The Way Lita and Jeff Met" By: Desirae Edited by: Green Devil Ch.2: "The Club"
"Uh, Lita? Jeff? Could you at least blink and look at me for a second?!" Trish asked almost yelling her head off. Lita and Jeff tore their gaze from each other and looked at Trish.
"Thank you people. Now, you guys why don't we go to a club to celebrate mine and Lita's victory? What do you guys say?"
"Hell ya!"
"OK then its settled." Trish confirmed.
"Hey what about us?" a voice said from behind.
"Hey Sam! Wud up Jericho?" Matt greeted.
(A/N: You all know Jericho but Sam is my cuz who is also known as Green Devil. She loves Jericho so I put her with him. Okay, now that that's cleared up on with the fic!)
"Oh sure you guys can come. But . . . are you old enough to be a MAN tonight Jericho?" Matt said with sarcasm.
"What?! Of course I am!" Jericho answered.
"You're a MAN? I could've sworn you were still a mere boy dude. Oh joy I'm so glad to here that." Everyone let out a little giggle.
"Hey! Leave my poor Y2J alone." Sam said and kissed his cheek. Everybody agreed and went to the limo to head to the club.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 20 minutes later at the club *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
As soon as they went in the girls begged their guy they came in with to dance and of course they gave in, everybody was having fun. After a while Jeff whispered to Lita if she wanted to go somewhere quit, she agreed and went.
"What did you want to ask me Jeff ?" she asked a little curious.
"I just wanted to ask you if you. . ." he stopped and said the stupidest thing that came to his mind. "Are you a slut Lita?"
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????" she slapped him and ran out of the club and left with the limo not even looking back or thinking how the others where going to get back."
Jeff then went back to the others with no Lita.
"Where's Lita Jeff?" Trish and Sam asked at the same time.
"She left in the limo because of what I asked her." Jeff said while looking at the floor.
"WHAT?! SHE LEFT IN THE LIMO?! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET TO OUR HOTEL AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU ASK HER JEFF!!!!!!!!!??????" They all yelled.
"I asked her if she was a slut." He said loud enough for them to all hear.
"WHAT!!?? Jeff! You are now in so much trouble from her and us." Matt said looking at his brother in pity. "And just why in the world did you ask her that?"
"I'm sorry, I'll apologize to her tomorrow okay?"
"Fine. I guess we'll just have to take a taxi to get back to the hotel." Matt said trying to make this situation a little better.
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The next day, Lita awoke and took a nice warm bath then got ready. She packed all her things, turned in the key to her hotel room, and headed for the airport. The WWF had another show to put on the next day so the wrestlers had to leave today. She got on her plane and waited for it to take off to her next destination.
As she sat there with her eyes closed she felt a presence next to her. She opened her eyes and saw that it was Jeff.
"Um, could I sit here?" he asked shyly.
"Sure, whatever." Lita replied and closed her eyes again. Jeff sat beside her and stayed silent until the plane took off. Once the plane was safely up in the air Jeff spoke.
"Uh, Lita listen. I'm really sorry about last night but I have to ask you a very important question.?
"I'm listening." Lita replied
"D-Do you really like me enough to go out with me?"
"Well . . .I really like you Jeff and yes, enough to go out with you. I just hope that you won't ask me anymore questions like that one last night."
"Lita, I'm real sorry about that but would you please go out with me?''
"I-I . . . Hmmm, sure Jeff. I'd love to go out with you." Lita leaned over and kissed Jeff on the cheek. Jeff blushed and looked at the floor.
"Thanks for saying yes." He whispered and the rest of the plane ride was spent in silence . . .that is, until it was broken when Kurt Angle started singing the 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' song.
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout! Down came the raining and washed the spider-"
"Kurt shut the fuck up! What in the blue hell are you singing that song for jabroni?" The Rock exclaimed as he stood right in front of his face.
"Because Jericho won't give me my gold medals back dumb ass!"
"Jericho, give him his PLASTIC medals back will you?" Sam said as she was TRYING to go to sleep when this moment happened.
"You know I'm trying to just to piss Kurt off." Jericho said trying to lighten the situation.
"They are not PLASTIC Sam, they are real gold!"
Jericho gave Kurt his "medals" back.
"Thank you" Kurt said while sitting back down.
About 15 minutes went by and Kurt looked at Jericho. He was asleep. In fact everybody was. So he reached in his bag and got some permanent markers and whip cream.
(A/N: Don't ask.)
And as soon as the plane landed everybody woke up the started laughing when they looked at Jericho. He had whip cream in his hair and whip cream on his shirt like the shape of a bra and his pants where full of whipped cream from top to bottom. Plus his face was decorated with permanent marker.
"What are you laughing at you ass clowns!?" Jericho said now getting angry and annoyed at the same time.
"Jericho, hunny, go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and I'll be waiting outside for you with the gang ok." She tried her best not to laugh until he left. As soon as he was in the bathroom she burst out laughing. And at the same time Jericho was screaming his head off trying to wipe the stuff off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Outside the plane the whole gang was waiting for Jericho *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Poor Jericho I wonder who did that to him?" Trish said feeling bad for him.
"Well when Jericho and I find out who it was we'll kick his ass all the way to Pluto!!!!" Sam yelled and got that evil look in her eye. Kurt Angle saw this and ran as fast as he could to the assigned hotel every body would be in.
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A/N: Hey guys did you like this chapter? I hope it was good. Well if you want another chapter please review and let me know! Thanks and hope you enjoyed! ~_^ g2g, later!
Next time on "The Way Lita and Jeff Met": A special match is made and can change everybody's life. Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!