Author's Notes: Hey what's up you people! First, let me apologize for the
really long wait for this chapter. Things have come up in my life and I had
some writer's block. I hope you forgive me! And also this is a special
chap, which is longer than the others are so I hope you like! Oh and thanks
to all the people who reviewed. Those of which include: ValorBoldstripe,
darjh619edge, CHSBabe, Amy, Green Devil, Sweetie pie, Jeff's favourite
skittle, Monique, jadedvixen, and ReeMarie Serenity LeBeau. All I want to
say is thanks again and keep those reviews coming! Every person that
reviews will have their name in a chapter and thanked. ^-^
Also I want to say is that this chapter will be long or it should be long. Well anyhow please enjoy! ^-^
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Chapter 3: "The Match"
The next day everybody woke up took a shower got dressed and went down to the lobby to meet everyone else and go eat.
"So where should we go eat today?" Jericho asked.
"Why don't we go to Denny's? I mean its really not that far guys." Lita said.
"That's a good idea Lita, lets go to Denny's." Jeff said. So they all went to Denny's holding hands with their girls and men, got their table, and ordered their drinks and food.
"Ok guys what should we do next we got all day today." Matt said.
"Why don't we go to the mall." Trish said.
"Any suggestions guys?" Sam said ignoring Trish.
"The mall!" Trish said.
"Well we could go and see a movie." Lita said.
"The mall!" Trish exclaimed.
"Or go to the Casinos." Lita said.
"THE MALL!" Trish yelled.
"Why the mall? Its boring there." Jericho said now having taken the last straw of hearing her yell 'the mall'.
"Yea." Everyone said.
"I'll pay you guys each $10 if we can go there." She said but everyone was acting like children and said no thanks.
"$20 bucks each that's as far as I am going." She said.
"Ok." Everyone said. All of their cell phones then suddenly rang. Everyone picked there's up and said there own ways: Hello this is Jeff, Wud up, Talk to me, your king of the world Y2J Chris Jericho here, Hello may I help you, Who the hell is this?! Matt asked on his last words. Everyone looked at Matt.
"Who the hell this is?" Everyone asked. Matt was about to say something but a deep voice interrupted him.
"Well Matt, this is the person who gave you a chance to be a WWF athlete." The deep voice said.
"VINCE!" Everyone yelled.
"Yes who else is rich, handsome, gets the girls, and has two spoiled kids, and a wife and a--" Vince got cut off by Trish.
"Vince what did you want?" Then the food came.
"Ok we will be at your office A.S.A.P. Come on guys lets get a move on, he sounds serious." Matt said.
"Matt, when is he not serious?" Sam asked.
"Good point." He said. Jeff was about to take a bite out of his food but Lita pulled him up and out of Denny's.
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They where finally there.
"What took you guys so long." Vince asked.
"Vince we where only across the street." Jericho said.
"Oh well, then let me just say good morning and please take a seat." Vince said.
"Well first off I just want to say all six of you are going to be in the same match at No Mercy." Vince said.
"Cool." Sam said.
"But it's not a regular match, it's a . . ." Truck passes by and honks.
"What?" Everybody asked.
"I said a . . ." Birds chirp really loud and a kid is crying.
"Shut the fuck up!" Jericho picked up a gun out of no where and went by the window and shot the birds and yells to the kid, "If you don't shut up I'll shoot you like I shot the birds!" The kid gets scared and runs away.
"Ok now what kind of match is this." Jericho said looking at everyone but they all gave him a shocked look. Sam walked up to him and said in his ear. "You are a bad boy. Now when we get to the hotel you shall be punished." Sam and Jericho where getting lovely dovy.
"Umm okay, whatever. So Vince, forget the match who are we facing." Jeff asked.
"You all are going to hate me for this but you will be facing..." Sable walks in and says his wife called and said there was an emergency at the house and then gives them all a disgusted look.
"Well kids I have to go now. Please just go to the match at No Mercy. Thanks, bye." He said before he closed the door and left.
"Well that's great we don't know who we are facing at No Mercy and we don't know what kind of match it is." Trish said.
"That's so not right but I guess we will have to wait and see." Sam said.
"And you know what the worst part is?" Jeff asked.
"No, what?" They all asked at the same time.
"We didn't even get to eat." Jeff pouted. Everyone falls on the floor and leaves Jeff confused.
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Everyone was happy that there was going to be a match where all sixth of them where in but they still wanted to know what the hell they where in and who they where facing?
"Okay, is everyone ready for the match?" Matt asked for the millionth time.
"Yes Matt, we are." Trish said and then kissed him on the cheek.
"Ok then let's go." Jericho said.
"Ok get your asses in the limo now." Lita said. Everyone listened to her and got in. By the time they got to the stadium they had about 20 minutes left until their match.
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"Ok, is every-" Matt got cut off by everyone.
"YES MATT!" they all yelled.
"Okay, just making sure." He said. Everyone got ready and went out the door for there match when RVD came up to them.
"Hey guys, what's up?" RVD said.
"We are all going out to the ring to fight in our match, which is next. Plus, we don't even know what kind it is or who we'll be facing." Jericho said.
"You mean you guys don't know that you are in a hell in the cell match and that you're facing Brock, Big Show, Kurt Angle, Sable, Terri, and Torri. Wow. Okay, well I got to go later." That said, RVD left and everyone was shocked.
"Oh my god! Sam, Trish, we're fighting are ex's?!" Lita yelled. Everyone went out to the ring and waited for their opponents when they heard their music. As soon as they where all in the ring they started yelling at each other.
"So why the hell are you here?!" Matt yelled at the girls.
"Vince just put us here to fight the girls that's it." Terri said.
"Oh okay, just checking." Matt said.
"Well speak for yourself bitch. Me and Torri came to fight and if you're not with us then fuck you bitch." Sable said.
"YEAH!" everyone said except Matt and the others.
"ASSHOLES!" Terri said and slapped Sable. After that Sable hit Terri then Lita came in and hit Sable but Torri punched Lita. Sam then slapped Torri and all the girls started to fight while the guys watched.
Everyone cheered when Terri took Trish's shirt off and kicked her ass. But then Lita pushed her off and it was 2 against 1. Pretty soon the girls where getting a little carried away ripping there shirts and shorts off but the guys loved this, that is, until Brock got Jericho and F-5ed him. Then the guys started to fight and it really got carried away. Then they all noticed something, there was no ref, but they heard a familiar song and looked up.
It was a woman running into the ring and Lita and Trish did not like her at all. They where still fighting and all the girls where only in there underwear and bra's. The ref came in and yelled to get to their corners and everyone did.
Now Lita and Sable where at it and lets just say the punches where not fake actually all of the stunts that where suppose to be fake turned out to be real but the ref told them to quit it so Lita was fighting the ref now.
"I hate you bitch." Lita said
Lita let me help you." So now Trish and Lita where fighting and kicking ass but not for long as Brock came and pushed them off and then Jeff came in and started punching and kicking.
Then everybody was fighting while the ref was out. Now they where throwing punches, slaps, kicks, and other tricks too. The ref then got up and let them get out of their corners. Then Jericho pinned the big show.
"1 . . .2 . . ." it was an inch but no 3 count so the match continued.
The match took place for an hour. What happened so far is that the girls got hurt badly but the one that was hurt the worst was Lita. She got tomb stoned, and choked slammed but the worst thing that happened was she was thrown off the top of the cage and fell. She had to leave the match early so Sable got the win by pinning Trish.
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"Lita?! Lita are you okay?" Jeff asked but Lita was out. She was hurt so badly that she had to go to the hospital. The doctor came in and asked Jeff if he could talk to him. Lita was lying on the bed breathing very slowly, then everyone in the waiting room heard Jeff yell.
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A/N: Sorry to end it so soon but it had to end. But hey want the next chapter? You'll get one and u don't have to wait long cause I'm almost done. Well anyway since I love my reviewers I'll let you know a little bit of what will happen next okay.
Next Time On "The Way Lita and Jeff Met": He slowly stroked her red hair and said, "Lita you mean the world to me and I love you so please . . ."
A/N: That's all for right now and please review if you want to know what the man says. ^_~!
Also I want to say is that this chapter will be long or it should be long. Well anyhow please enjoy! ^-^
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Chapter 3: "The Match"
The next day everybody woke up took a shower got dressed and went down to the lobby to meet everyone else and go eat.
"So where should we go eat today?" Jericho asked.
"Why don't we go to Denny's? I mean its really not that far guys." Lita said.
"That's a good idea Lita, lets go to Denny's." Jeff said. So they all went to Denny's holding hands with their girls and men, got their table, and ordered their drinks and food.
"Ok guys what should we do next we got all day today." Matt said.
"Why don't we go to the mall." Trish said.
"Any suggestions guys?" Sam said ignoring Trish.
"The mall!" Trish said.
"Well we could go and see a movie." Lita said.
"The mall!" Trish exclaimed.
"Or go to the Casinos." Lita said.
"THE MALL!" Trish yelled.
"Why the mall? Its boring there." Jericho said now having taken the last straw of hearing her yell 'the mall'.
"Yea." Everyone said.
"I'll pay you guys each $10 if we can go there." She said but everyone was acting like children and said no thanks.
"$20 bucks each that's as far as I am going." She said.
"Ok." Everyone said. All of their cell phones then suddenly rang. Everyone picked there's up and said there own ways: Hello this is Jeff, Wud up, Talk to me, your king of the world Y2J Chris Jericho here, Hello may I help you, Who the hell is this?! Matt asked on his last words. Everyone looked at Matt.
"Who the hell this is?" Everyone asked. Matt was about to say something but a deep voice interrupted him.
"Well Matt, this is the person who gave you a chance to be a WWF athlete." The deep voice said.
"VINCE!" Everyone yelled.
"Yes who else is rich, handsome, gets the girls, and has two spoiled kids, and a wife and a--" Vince got cut off by Trish.
"Vince what did you want?" Then the food came.
"Ok we will be at your office A.S.A.P. Come on guys lets get a move on, he sounds serious." Matt said.
"Matt, when is he not serious?" Sam asked.
"Good point." He said. Jeff was about to take a bite out of his food but Lita pulled him up and out of Denny's.
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They where finally there.
"What took you guys so long." Vince asked.
"Vince we where only across the street." Jericho said.
"Oh well, then let me just say good morning and please take a seat." Vince said.
"Well first off I just want to say all six of you are going to be in the same match at No Mercy." Vince said.
"Cool." Sam said.
"But it's not a regular match, it's a . . ." Truck passes by and honks.
"What?" Everybody asked.
"I said a . . ." Birds chirp really loud and a kid is crying.
"Shut the fuck up!" Jericho picked up a gun out of no where and went by the window and shot the birds and yells to the kid, "If you don't shut up I'll shoot you like I shot the birds!" The kid gets scared and runs away.
"Ok now what kind of match is this." Jericho said looking at everyone but they all gave him a shocked look. Sam walked up to him and said in his ear. "You are a bad boy. Now when we get to the hotel you shall be punished." Sam and Jericho where getting lovely dovy.
"Umm okay, whatever. So Vince, forget the match who are we facing." Jeff asked.
"You all are going to hate me for this but you will be facing..." Sable walks in and says his wife called and said there was an emergency at the house and then gives them all a disgusted look.
"Well kids I have to go now. Please just go to the match at No Mercy. Thanks, bye." He said before he closed the door and left.
"Well that's great we don't know who we are facing at No Mercy and we don't know what kind of match it is." Trish said.
"That's so not right but I guess we will have to wait and see." Sam said.
"And you know what the worst part is?" Jeff asked.
"No, what?" They all asked at the same time.
"We didn't even get to eat." Jeff pouted. Everyone falls on the floor and leaves Jeff confused.
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Everyone was happy that there was going to be a match where all sixth of them where in but they still wanted to know what the hell they where in and who they where facing?
"Okay, is everyone ready for the match?" Matt asked for the millionth time.
"Yes Matt, we are." Trish said and then kissed him on the cheek.
"Ok then let's go." Jericho said.
"Ok get your asses in the limo now." Lita said. Everyone listened to her and got in. By the time they got to the stadium they had about 20 minutes left until their match.
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"Ok, is every-" Matt got cut off by everyone.
"YES MATT!" they all yelled.
"Okay, just making sure." He said. Everyone got ready and went out the door for there match when RVD came up to them.
"Hey guys, what's up?" RVD said.
"We are all going out to the ring to fight in our match, which is next. Plus, we don't even know what kind it is or who we'll be facing." Jericho said.
"You mean you guys don't know that you are in a hell in the cell match and that you're facing Brock, Big Show, Kurt Angle, Sable, Terri, and Torri. Wow. Okay, well I got to go later." That said, RVD left and everyone was shocked.
"Oh my god! Sam, Trish, we're fighting are ex's?!" Lita yelled. Everyone went out to the ring and waited for their opponents when they heard their music. As soon as they where all in the ring they started yelling at each other.
"So why the hell are you here?!" Matt yelled at the girls.
"Vince just put us here to fight the girls that's it." Terri said.
"Oh okay, just checking." Matt said.
"Well speak for yourself bitch. Me and Torri came to fight and if you're not with us then fuck you bitch." Sable said.
"YEAH!" everyone said except Matt and the others.
"ASSHOLES!" Terri said and slapped Sable. After that Sable hit Terri then Lita came in and hit Sable but Torri punched Lita. Sam then slapped Torri and all the girls started to fight while the guys watched.
Everyone cheered when Terri took Trish's shirt off and kicked her ass. But then Lita pushed her off and it was 2 against 1. Pretty soon the girls where getting a little carried away ripping there shirts and shorts off but the guys loved this, that is, until Brock got Jericho and F-5ed him. Then the guys started to fight and it really got carried away. Then they all noticed something, there was no ref, but they heard a familiar song and looked up.
It was a woman running into the ring and Lita and Trish did not like her at all. They where still fighting and all the girls where only in there underwear and bra's. The ref came in and yelled to get to their corners and everyone did.
Now Lita and Sable where at it and lets just say the punches where not fake actually all of the stunts that where suppose to be fake turned out to be real but the ref told them to quit it so Lita was fighting the ref now.
"I hate you bitch." Lita said
Lita let me help you." So now Trish and Lita where fighting and kicking ass but not for long as Brock came and pushed them off and then Jeff came in and started punching and kicking.
Then everybody was fighting while the ref was out. Now they where throwing punches, slaps, kicks, and other tricks too. The ref then got up and let them get out of their corners. Then Jericho pinned the big show.
"1 . . .2 . . ." it was an inch but no 3 count so the match continued.
The match took place for an hour. What happened so far is that the girls got hurt badly but the one that was hurt the worst was Lita. She got tomb stoned, and choked slammed but the worst thing that happened was she was thrown off the top of the cage and fell. She had to leave the match early so Sable got the win by pinning Trish.
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"Lita?! Lita are you okay?" Jeff asked but Lita was out. She was hurt so badly that she had to go to the hospital. The doctor came in and asked Jeff if he could talk to him. Lita was lying on the bed breathing very slowly, then everyone in the waiting room heard Jeff yell.
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A/N: Sorry to end it so soon but it had to end. But hey want the next chapter? You'll get one and u don't have to wait long cause I'm almost done. Well anyway since I love my reviewers I'll let you know a little bit of what will happen next okay.
Next Time On "The Way Lita and Jeff Met": He slowly stroked her red hair and said, "Lita you mean the world to me and I love you so please . . ."
A/N: That's all for right now and please review if you want to know what the man says. ^_~!