Florabama
AN: Glad chapter two was a success. Thanks to all who reviewed. Kapies hasn't beta read this because I can't figure out how to get it to her. Also
this took up about seven sheets of notebook paper but looks like
practically nothing when typed. Grrr -.-
Chapter 3: The ride, The safe house, The low down
The party followed Gandalf and the two young women down a small dirt road. At the end of the road was, what the hobbits thought, the strangest wagon they had ever seen. The young woman inside it looked rather irate once she saw them.
"Kimberly! You didn't say I had to take THIS many people for a ride." She had glasses and very, VERY vaguely resembled Kim.
"Oh shut up Tiffy!"
"They aren't staying at our house! Mom and Dad will have a fit! Remember the Harry Potter incident."
"Yumm Draco in black silk boxers? Of course I remember." Kim smiled. "Any way they aren't staying at our house. They're staying at the safe house."
"Safe House? You mean that run down old thing off Lillian and 98 that the only reason you could afford it was because the man was being hunted down by the IRS and his house was on account for a hundred bucks because it was so crappy?"
"Bite me Tiffy. We've done a lot of work on that house.. well actually Daddy's checkbook has but that's beside the point. He bought it so we wouldn't have another Harry Potter incident. Ok everyone into the car." It was a tight fit but they made it.barely.
As they drove Gandalf and the two young women held conversation speaking of "Mary Sues" more in detail while the older on in the front drove..and whined.
"Kimberly they had better not sink up my car." And she turned the radio dial. "Crap Dad must be messing with my favorites again."
Out came old seventies music. Not tasteful or good seventies music mind you, the real crappy ' what in the hell where they smoking' music.
Aragorn pulled out his sword. "Tis the work of evil, Sauron has returned" and he thrust his sword right into the radio.
The car came to a very abrupt stop at the next light and three humans, six elves, three hobbits, and two girls where thrown out of the car. At the change of the light, the little beige car flew down the street; it's driver- screaming obscenities at them as she drove off.
"Well that went well."
"Katie shut up and leave the sarcasm to me." Kim glared at down the street at where the car once was.
"Well at least she dropped us off not to far from the house. It's this way." Katie began walking. "So as we walk way don't we explain a few things."
"First of all," she began," We're here to help you, and you need to take it easy. We've had cases like this all the time. Now to help you understand a little more about the "Mary Sue Menace" you need to learn a little history about them. See before Mary Sue's there where OC, Original Characters, and there still are mind you. But OC's would come in to a story, play there part a leave, now when a fan author retired his or her OC, that character would go and live in the dimension that story was in and the other characters would never know."
"In idiot terms." Kim said," OC characters once retired can do what ever they want; other characters decide their relationships or interactions with other characters. OC characters live all over your Middle Earth and you don't even know it."
"How could they live among us and we never know it?"
"Because their job isn't to interfere in your life, or make them love you, it's just to exist. Now once they are free the minds of the other characters shape their fates. Like for example Katie wrote two OC characters for Rivendell. One was Mirelena and the other Taraqwen, neither are retired yet but Katie allowed all of you to decide what they where going to do. Now for some reason Star-Dome other there made them bother servants. The author has until mate control over and OC and can change them at whim, but once she saw how all of you accepted her OC characters she left them as is. OC characters come from an author's imagination."
Glorfindel was amazed. Taraqwen came from the mind of a short, fat fifteen year old girl with glasses.
"Thanks Kim, I'll handle the next part. Now one day some female fan author got a little two big for her britches and intergraded too much of her hopeless romantic ideas into and OC character and warped it into what we call a "Mary Sue." Not only did she do that but she bent the rules of fan fiction. The biggest rule is that you should never invade a characters mind, no matter what you write the character does have a mind and can make their own choices. For instants, Mr. Gandalf is very stubborn and very hard to write fan fiction for, as is at times Gimli, but some are rather sneaky and can avoid many fan fics. In the past the Twins have avoided countless numbers of incest slash, not all of them but many. So along with the creation of the Mary Sue came the rule bending and the ability to mess up a characters mind enough to make them do everything you wish."
"Katie and I have been doing this for two years, helping characters escape from these things and Katie has been writing fan fiction that gives you a break from Mary Sues."
They stopped out side a run down looking house. "Don't worry it's better on the inside." And they where right, the inside had nice red carpet, a TV, VCR, three bedrooms, a bath room, a kitchen and a den.
"Okay rule number one. Never enter the den that is where we keep our equipment. Rule number two don't open the door for any one you don't know. Rule number three if you plan on going any where tell us first. Now since it's the middle of the freakin' night we'll leave you all to go get settled," and the two of them disappeared into the den.
"Well this is rather odd." Legolas said out loud.
Katie popped her head out of the den," Oh yea we left some chocolate cake on the counter for the hobbits."
The hobbits stared at the counter and screamed," CAKE!!!!" and trampled over the elves and humans to get it.
End of chapter 3
I made up the whole OC and Mary Sue history thing .
AN: Glad chapter two was a success. Thanks to all who reviewed. Kapies hasn't beta read this because I can't figure out how to get it to her. Also
this took up about seven sheets of notebook paper but looks like
practically nothing when typed. Grrr -.-
Chapter 3: The ride, The safe house, The low down
The party followed Gandalf and the two young women down a small dirt road. At the end of the road was, what the hobbits thought, the strangest wagon they had ever seen. The young woman inside it looked rather irate once she saw them.
"Kimberly! You didn't say I had to take THIS many people for a ride." She had glasses and very, VERY vaguely resembled Kim.
"Oh shut up Tiffy!"
"They aren't staying at our house! Mom and Dad will have a fit! Remember the Harry Potter incident."
"Yumm Draco in black silk boxers? Of course I remember." Kim smiled. "Any way they aren't staying at our house. They're staying at the safe house."
"Safe House? You mean that run down old thing off Lillian and 98 that the only reason you could afford it was because the man was being hunted down by the IRS and his house was on account for a hundred bucks because it was so crappy?"
"Bite me Tiffy. We've done a lot of work on that house.. well actually Daddy's checkbook has but that's beside the point. He bought it so we wouldn't have another Harry Potter incident. Ok everyone into the car." It was a tight fit but they made it.barely.
As they drove Gandalf and the two young women held conversation speaking of "Mary Sues" more in detail while the older on in the front drove..and whined.
"Kimberly they had better not sink up my car." And she turned the radio dial. "Crap Dad must be messing with my favorites again."
Out came old seventies music. Not tasteful or good seventies music mind you, the real crappy ' what in the hell where they smoking' music.
Aragorn pulled out his sword. "Tis the work of evil, Sauron has returned" and he thrust his sword right into the radio.
The car came to a very abrupt stop at the next light and three humans, six elves, three hobbits, and two girls where thrown out of the car. At the change of the light, the little beige car flew down the street; it's driver- screaming obscenities at them as she drove off.
"Well that went well."
"Katie shut up and leave the sarcasm to me." Kim glared at down the street at where the car once was.
"Well at least she dropped us off not to far from the house. It's this way." Katie began walking. "So as we walk way don't we explain a few things."
"First of all," she began," We're here to help you, and you need to take it easy. We've had cases like this all the time. Now to help you understand a little more about the "Mary Sue Menace" you need to learn a little history about them. See before Mary Sue's there where OC, Original Characters, and there still are mind you. But OC's would come in to a story, play there part a leave, now when a fan author retired his or her OC, that character would go and live in the dimension that story was in and the other characters would never know."
"In idiot terms." Kim said," OC characters once retired can do what ever they want; other characters decide their relationships or interactions with other characters. OC characters live all over your Middle Earth and you don't even know it."
"How could they live among us and we never know it?"
"Because their job isn't to interfere in your life, or make them love you, it's just to exist. Now once they are free the minds of the other characters shape their fates. Like for example Katie wrote two OC characters for Rivendell. One was Mirelena and the other Taraqwen, neither are retired yet but Katie allowed all of you to decide what they where going to do. Now for some reason Star-Dome other there made them bother servants. The author has until mate control over and OC and can change them at whim, but once she saw how all of you accepted her OC characters she left them as is. OC characters come from an author's imagination."
Glorfindel was amazed. Taraqwen came from the mind of a short, fat fifteen year old girl with glasses.
"Thanks Kim, I'll handle the next part. Now one day some female fan author got a little two big for her britches and intergraded too much of her hopeless romantic ideas into and OC character and warped it into what we call a "Mary Sue." Not only did she do that but she bent the rules of fan fiction. The biggest rule is that you should never invade a characters mind, no matter what you write the character does have a mind and can make their own choices. For instants, Mr. Gandalf is very stubborn and very hard to write fan fiction for, as is at times Gimli, but some are rather sneaky and can avoid many fan fics. In the past the Twins have avoided countless numbers of incest slash, not all of them but many. So along with the creation of the Mary Sue came the rule bending and the ability to mess up a characters mind enough to make them do everything you wish."
"Katie and I have been doing this for two years, helping characters escape from these things and Katie has been writing fan fiction that gives you a break from Mary Sues."
They stopped out side a run down looking house. "Don't worry it's better on the inside." And they where right, the inside had nice red carpet, a TV, VCR, three bedrooms, a bath room, a kitchen and a den.
"Okay rule number one. Never enter the den that is where we keep our equipment. Rule number two don't open the door for any one you don't know. Rule number three if you plan on going any where tell us first. Now since it's the middle of the freakin' night we'll leave you all to go get settled," and the two of them disappeared into the den.
"Well this is rather odd." Legolas said out loud.
Katie popped her head out of the den," Oh yea we left some chocolate cake on the counter for the hobbits."
The hobbits stared at the counter and screamed," CAKE!!!!" and trampled over the elves and humans to get it.
End of chapter 3
I made up the whole OC and Mary Sue history thing .